. Dull knife breaks bamboo ------------ can't think straight. (ringing not open).
●. Tie chicken feathers on a wire pole ------ Good big guts. (Good big duster).
●. Knocking melon seeds knocked out bedbugs ------ What kind of people are there. （The first time I saw it, it was a very good one.)
●. Lamps and grasses playing drums ------------ don't want to. （The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on a new one, and you'll be able to do it.)
●. Lamps and grass crutches ------------ can not do master. (can not do crutches).
●. Salt store talk ---------- idle nothing to do. (salty with nothing to do).
●. Zhang Tianshi crossing the sea without a boat ---- own law. (Own law ferry).
●. Blow the trumpet through the window ---------- fame outside. (Sounding outside).
●. The Dragon King moves ---------- awesome. (Off the sea).
●. Lao Jiu's brother ---------- honest. (Lao X).
●. Empty coffin out of burial ---------- No one in sight. (No one in the wood).
●. Wang Baizhong Xieyuan ---------- rules. (Turtle lift).
●. Wearing gloves in June -------- conservative. (Conservative hand).
●. Raw peanuts -------------- must be quarreled. (must be fried).
●. The tanner does not bring an awl -------- real line. (Needle line).
●. The He family girl married the Zheng family ---- is just right. (Zheng He's).
●. Monk's house ---------- temple. (Miao).
●. Washing yellow lotus by the river ---------- Ho Bitter. (River Bitter).
●. The blind man wears glasses ---------- fake smart. (False pretense of brightness).
●. Dreaming to become a butterfly ---------- Thinking into flying. (Thinking into the fly fly).
●. Monkey learns to walk ---------- fake sympathy. (Fake ape).
●. Hardcover Maotai ------------ for a long time. (good wine).
●. Spider pulling web ------------ selfish. (Self-silk).
●. The blind man carries the blind man ---------- busy on busy. (Blind on blind).
●. Hurray for a nosebleed -------- is red. (I am red).
●. Break the casserole ------------ ask to the end. （
2. Who has 50 good sentences, to 15 words or so, fastThe exposed clouds of the mountains seem to be like islands suspended in a cluster and a smear.
The surrounding mountains are like a colorful flower cloth. The mountain waves and peaks are layered.
The mountains are black and pale without edges, and the cliffs are cut and axed like the sky and the earth. The undulating loess hills are like the waves of a great flood.
The Dragon Head, like a tomb towering in the night. The mountains on both sides of the gorge rise and fall straight up and down, so high that it makes people dizzy.
The deep valleys are appallingly quiet and gloomy. The ravine was filled with snow, as high as the backs of the mountains, and became a great square of flat, snow-covered ground.
The morning sun is shining, and the mountains like a shy girl, hidden, sunset, the afterglow across the light. The sky is full of red clouds, the sea is full of golden waves, the red sun like a furnace of boiling steel, spouting out, dazzling golden light.
In the morning, the sun is like a new bride who just went out, shyly showing half a face. The sun went down, and its parting glare jetted out from the treetops, coloring the white clouds in blood and the green hills in blood.
The sun slowly through the clouds, revealing a long swollen red face, like a shy little girl looking at the earth. Bright sunlight through the gap between the leaves, through the early fog, a ray of sprinkled all over the campus.
The sun was lower, blood red, and the water was a dazzling eye-watering expanse of light that stretched from the edge of the ocean right up to the edge of the boat. The sky was dyed blood-red by the setting sun, and the peach-colored clouds were reflected in the running water; the whole river turned purple, and the sky seemed to be ablaze with fire.
Spring, the sun is warm, it stretches out the warmth of the big hand, rubbing people all over the body comfortable. A gust of spring wind, blowing away the clouds, the sun is happy to reveal a smiling face, the warmth and light sprinkled all over the lake.
The hot sun hangs high in the sky, and the red light shoots to the ground like a rocket, and the ground is on fire, reflecting the flames of the oil as it boils and fries. I didn't dare to look up at the sun, but I felt that it was dazzling everywhere, in the air, on the roof, on the ground, all of them were bright white, white with a bit of red, from top to bottom the whole thing was like a very big mirror of fire, and every strip was the focus of the mirror of fire, as if everything was about to burn up.
Late fall, the sun hangs lazily in the sky, like an old man showing his smiling face dozing. The sun in late fall is covered with a reddish-orange lampshade, radiating a soft light, shining on the body, face, warm.
As soon as the sun arrives in the fall, it spreads its light all over the earth. See, the fields are golden, the grounds are golden, the mountains are also golden.
The sun in winter is as pale as the moon. The sun is being entangled in thin clouds and putting out a pale dazzling white light.
The sun works all year long, and in winter, it is so exhausted that it can hardly release any heat. The warmth of the sun, through the dense foliage sprinkled down, into a point of golden light spots.
The distant lofty mountains, reflected in the sun, put on a golden yellow coat, looks particularly beautiful. The sunlight was filtered by the layers of leaves, leaking into his body into a faint round gently swaying halo.
It was eight or nine o'clock in the morning, and the bright sunlight coated the leaves with ring after ring of golden-silver halos. The sun shone through the pale clouds and reflected a silvery light on the white earth, dazzling the eyes.
The golden sunlight pours down, injected into the blue waves, so that the monotonous and calm sea and become some color. When the red sunlight is on the tip of the mountain, the fog is drawn away like a curtain, and the city gradually appears in the golden sunlight.
The sunlight that pierced through the cloud blocks was like a golden thread, crisscrossing the light gray and blue-gray clouds and stitching them into a pattern of incomparable beauty. The sun had just risen above the mountains, hidden by the bright red sunset, and the sunlight shone down from the cloud crevices like countless giant dragons spewing golden waterfalls.
The golden sunlight poured through the cracks and onto the grass that the brown land nourished.
It is because you are a boy that you can say these words to them
These words cannot be said if you are a girl. You are a girl and they joke I think they will not mind it, otherwise they are too petty because they first damage you ah These words are a joke to say do not hurt the harmony.
1, long thrill...
2. You were kissed by a pig when you were a kid, right?
3, you long very patriotic, very dedicated, very backbone
4, long really creative, live really courageous!
5, your long really tm postmodern
6, your long like the scene of the car accident
7, your long shape is not allowed to proportion did not play well
8, why do you use the buttocks to block the face!
9, I think there are only two kinds of people in the world can attract people, one is especially beautiful one is you
10, your looks are very refreshing to say!
11, you need to go back to the furnace to remake
12, how can they call you a pig it's too bad! You can't call people what they look like
How can you say you look like a pig? It's an insult to pigs.
13, shit, you fucking look too good to recognize.
14, long very sci-fi, long very abstract!
15, have seen ugly, have not seen so ugly. At first glance quite ugly, take a closer look more ugly!
16, long innocent, long sorry people sorry party.
17, your long slow network speed, your long too consume memory
18, you light body chasing me two kilometers, I went back to the head once counted me as a hooligan!
19, big brother, the resolution of your face down a little good?
20, you long violation!
21, the international face of the world common
22, very sorry to look at him and said: "Surgery can be adjusted back? "
23, your looks break through the human imagination.
24, you Zhang's very beastie well!
25, you have not yet evolved completely, long like a human really difficult for you.
26. I want to look at you and talk, but why do you have your face buried in your ass? Oh?
I'm sorry, I didn't know that was your face, so where is your ass?
27. I don't want to discourage you either. You go to the zoo and see if there's a suitable job for
You, you're liable to get shot by the police running around the streets like that.
28. MMD, I've never seen such a long archaeological value.
29, long flying sand and stone ghosts and axes
are some comments on the looks. I don't know if it works for you.
And I'm looking for some more.
1, couplets. The banner: the canopy marshal. Upper couplet: on the top as handsome. Ask the next couplet.
Answer: let her answer: in the next is a pig.
2, brain teaser: there is a pig is being chased to slaughter, it ran and ran, encountered an intersection, and then head on, dead. Why?
A: Let her guess. Finally tell her because pigs don't make sharp turns. (She can't do brain teasers).
8, story 1: in the ocean there is a shark only eat less than 100 pounds of weight, there is a 99-pound mother turtle was targeted, she thought of a way, and a 1-pound small fish cooperation, so that the fish to hide in her shell, and finally the shark wondered how to suddenly weigh 1 pound, and then carefully observed, found the small fish. Then asked: what are you doing? Silence for a moment to tell her, I'm telling a story to the mother turtle.
9, Story 2: There are a couple is very interesting. Once, the man was playing the game, the woman looked at the side, while looking at the side of the messy pointing, the man smacked the woman annoyed, a slap in the past, and said: "is the old man playing the game or you play". Another time, couples on the street to buy things, women fancy a few clothes, do not know which to buy, the man said on this one, the woman slapped and said: "Is it I buy things, or you buy"......
You do not speak, and so on. ...... (and pretend to be thinking) as soon as your girlfriend asks then what, or says anything. You slap (jokingly touching, of course) and say, "Am I telling the story or are you".
Reference:
1. If the blackboard is the vast ocean, then the teacher is the sailor on the sea.
The moment the bell rings, you use the faculty whip as a pulp, rowing that ship-like moored in the harbor of the textbook. On the desk, the problem is stacked, as if the reef is arranged, you gesture vividly as a flying bird, on the podium to wave a beautiful arc - the ship through ...... the sky does not float a cloud, as if you bright heart, a faction of the high and distant.
2, hope stems from disappointment, rise begins with worry, as a poet said: there is a hunger to feel the person must be well digested, there is a sense of urgency to feel the person must be efficient, there is a crisis to feel the person must be fast progress. 3, don't wander under the tree, don't brood in the rain, don't fall in the darkness.
Look forward, do not look back, as long as you have the courage to face up to look up, you will find that the score of the haze is but a short rainy season. Look forward, there is a bright sky, will not make people feel lost.
4, soft sunlight hanging diagonally in the pines and cypresses do not wither on the branches and leaves, seem so quiet and solemn, green lawn and white concrete road appearance, the footsteps are so light up and down, everyone's heart is so excited and thoughts surging. 5, the life of the sea is not like the rippling waves of the Xizi Lake, with the flow of time, it is sometimes as calm as a mirror, and then the waves are splashing, and then the waves rushing to the sky! ...... People tend to become stronger after enduring big storms and waves.
6, when you are in the face of warm winds, birds and flowers, green mountains, green water, good fields in the spring scenery, will be intoxicated; when you face like gold like silver, fruitful golden autumn season, will be delighted. Have you ever thought, that the spring is full of color is baptized by the cold after the Yingzi, that the beauty of the golden autumn is to accept the crystallization of the melting of the summer.
............7, if you want to harvest fruit in the golden autumn, then in the cold invasive early spring, should roll up the trouser leg, go unremittingly to broaden the land, sowing, plowing, until the day of harvest. 8, life is a meandering in the mountains of the trail, the bumps and bruises, the ditches and cliffs in the mountains, the mountains, the mountains, the mountains, the mountains, the mountains, the mountains, the mountains, the mountains, the mountains, the mountains, the mountains, the mountains. The first thing you need to do is to get a good deal of money.
The fall, to cry on the cry, afraid of what, not heart pretense! This is blunt, not weak, because cry a does not affect the rush, but can add a careful. Mountain flowers, the scenery is pleasant, if intoxicated, want to laugh on the smile, not the heart of the pretense of reserve! This is blunt, not proud, because laughing once does not affect the rush, but can add a confidence.
5. good sentence, fast fast fast fast fastAutumn rain - the eye of the tall buildings to dusk, sycamore leaves on the Xiao Xiao rain.
Autumn night - sleep up the sound of autumn no place to find, full steps of sycamore leaves in the sun. Autumn sound - not realize the pond spring grass dream, step in front of the sycamore leaves has been the sound of autumn.
Autumn leaves - the night deep wind bamboo knocking autumn rhyme, ten thousand leaves a thousand voices are hate. Autumn colors - rain invades the bad urn new moss green, autumn into the horizontal forest several leaves red.
Autumn moon - moonlight dipping water water dipping sky, a faction of empty bright mutual echo. The chrysanthemum - I'd rather die than be blown down by the north wind.
Autumn Thoughts - I have no news of my late husband, so I will ask for a break in the river. The first thing you need to do is to get a good deal of money to pay for it.
Autumn - the west wind blowing leaves full of lakeside, the first change of autumn clothes alone. The first time I went out, I saw the leaves flying by the lake.
Autumn dream - the first dream back to the autumn night, a lamp in front of the bed. The first thing you need to do is to get a good look at the old garden, and then you'll be able to see it.
Autumn realization - everyone explains the sadness of autumn, not like the poet thoroughly know. The first thing you need to do is to get a good understanding of how to use the Internet and how to use the Internet in a way that will make it easier for you to get around.
I hope it helps you.
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In the morning, the sun is like a new bride who has just gone out, shyly showing half of its face. The sun went down, and its parting glare jetted out from the treetops, coloring the white clouds in blood and the green hills in blood.
The sun slowly through the clouds, revealing a long swollen red face, like a shy little girl looking at the earth. Bright sunlight through the gap between the leaves, through the early fog, a ray of sprinkled all over the campus.
The sun was lower, blood red, and the water was a dazzling eye-watering expanse of light that stretched from the edge of the ocean right up to the edge of the boat. The sky was dyed blood-red by the setting sun, and the peach-colored clouds were reflected in the running water; the whole river turned purple, and the sky seemed to be ablaze with fire.
Spring, the sun is warm, it stretches out the warmth of the big hand, rubbing people all over the body comfortable. A gust of spring wind, blowing away the clouds, the sun is happy to reveal a smiling face, the warmth and light sprinkled all over the lake.
The hot sun hangs high in the sky, and the red light shoots to the ground like a rocket, and the ground is on fire, reflecting the flames of the oil as it boils and fries. I didn't dare to look up at the sun, but I felt that it was dazzling everywhere, in the air, on the roof, on the ground, all of them were bright white, white with a bit of red, from top to bottom the whole thing was like a very big mirror of fire, and every strip was the focus of the mirror of fire, as if everything was about to burn up.
Late fall, the sun hangs lazily in the sky, like an old man showing his smiling face dozing. The sun in late fall is covered with a reddish-orange lampshade, radiating a soft light, shining on the body, face, warm.
As soon as the sun arrives in the fall, it spreads its light all over the earth. See, the fields are golden, the grounds are golden, the mountains are also golden.
The sun in winter is as pale as the moon. The sun is being entangled in thin clouds and putting out a pale dazzling white light.
The sun works all year long, and in winter, it is so exhausted that it can hardly release any heat. The warmth of the sun, through the dense foliage sprinkled down, into a point of golden light spots.
The distant lofty mountains, reflected in the sun, put on a golden yellow coat, looks particularly beautiful. The sunlight was filtered by the layers of leaves, leaking into his body into a faint round gently swaying halo.
It was eight or nine o'clock in the morning, and the bright sunlight coated the leaves with ring after ring of golden-silver halos. The sun shone through the pale clouds and reflected a silvery light on the white earth, dazzling the eyes.
The golden sunlight pours down, injected into the blue waves, so that the monotonous and calm sea and become some color. When the red sunlight is on the tip of the mountain, the fog is drawn away like a curtain, and the city gradually appears in the golden sunlight.
The sunlight that pierced through the cloud blocks was like a golden thread, crisscrossing the light gray and blue-gray clouds and stitching them into a pattern of incomparable beauty. The sun had just risen above the mountains, hidden by the bright red sunset, and the sunlight shone down from the cloud crevices like countless giant dragons spewing golden waterfalls.
The golden sunlight poured through the cracks and sprinkled on the grasses nourished by the brown land. The sky was a clear blue, and the brilliant sunlight was coming down through the gaps in the dense pine needles, forming thick and thin columns of light, illuminating the forest shade that was billowing with a gauzy mist.
The sun's fiery red smile lifted the veil from the hazy campus. There was a fuchsia glow in the sky, like a red rose in bloom.
The sun has just risen, spirited, red light, the whole world lit up. The fiery red rising sun has just penetrated the sea level, giving the beautiful and quiet sea a layer of rose color.
The sunrise shoots its light to the lake, the breeze, the fine waves jump, stir up the lake full of broken gold. Suddenly, a round of red sun, sprinkled with a road of golden light, like a golden whip, to drive away the flying clouds and fog.
The sea jumped out of a round of red sun, bright and colorful, the sea and air suddenly sprinkled with gold, the sea from the ink blue changed to blue. The golden sunrise, gradually dyed red the eastern sky, the main peak of the high Huangshan Mountain was brilliant cloud haze dyed a scarlet.