The Spring Festival home, as a programmer, you will inevitably encounter seven aunts and eight aunts of the siege. In the face of the sudden proposition how to deal with? How to escape from the tiger's mouth? How to preemptive strike? It is said that people lucky enough to see this article, the Spring Festival home can successfully break free from the clutches of "viper" relatives ......
Deep breath, get ready
Question 1: I heard that you are a programmer right, is it not good to find a girlfriend ah? What is your annual salary? How much is your annual salary? When do you plan to buy a car or a house? ...... (the surface of the cloud is light, inside 10,000 alpacas rushed through)
Response to the danger: aunt ah, I see that the sister age is not small, how have not married out? Uncle's stock made money this year? I see your circle of friends every day to go to the square dance, this stomach is not see small ah ...... uncle and aunt bye.
Question 2: Oops, isn't this Xiaoqian? This year's Spring Festival can be free to go home, not busy writing bugs?
Response: To know that the people who are in love with the bugs are the most courageous people, the brother develops his own test. This bug is hidden very deep ah, fortunately brother sharp, not found by the leadership, tonight add a dish.
Question 3: I see that your hair is thinning a lot, this is the omen of baldness ah? Programmers are really a worrying profession!
Response: Auntie you may not know, for programmers, the hair is a symbol of status and future, I am now this segment can be said to be the industry's immortal and legendary. (Shy)
Home for New Year's Eve, thieves, burglars and amazons
Wishing all programmers a safe journey in the Spring Festival