Kuo: I would like to give a grand introduction to the famous comedian Yu Qian
Yu: I wouldn't dare
Kuo: It's good
Yu: Is it
Kuo: It's good everywhere, on the stage, it's good, and off the stage, the human nature, yuck - it's really good
Yu: It's really good
Kuo: What's wrong with me?
Yu: This is good
Kuo: What's wrong
Yu: You spit on it
Kuo: No, just flew in a dragonfly - do you believe
Yu: flew in a dragonfly?
Kuo: Why are you so funny with him?
Yu: We are friends
Kuo: We are the best friends in the backstage
Yu: Yes
Kuo: Yes
Yu: We are friends
Kuo: We are brothers and sisters
Yu: We are friends
Yu: We are friends
Yu: We are good friends
Kuo: We are friends
Kuo: We are friends
Yu: We are friends
Ku: We are friends
Ku: We are friends
Ku: We are friends
Kuo: We have a lot of friendship with him: I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm sure I'll be able to do it.
Yu: I'm not a big drinker
Kuo: Good! Good!
Yu: It's okay to drink too much?
Kuo: I'd rather learn to drink and get drunk than to play chess
Yu: How do you mean?
Kuo: Drinking are persuading each other to drink more, playing chess, are holding back to win the other side, right
Yu: have to move the heart of the mind
Kuo: the heart of the outlaw
Yu: right
Kuo: This, every time you drink, basically, you have to drink too much.
Yu: honest people
Kuo: Come on. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that.
Yu: honest
Kuo: This spring, the fun was great. The two of us went out to drink to go, the North Fourth Ring Road, there is a sheep scorpion, said that good ah. Go, drink it, a moment to drink too much, finished it --- can you say
Yu: you do not matter
Kuo: leakage
Yu: how do you call the leakage
Kuo: drink he had to go out to facilitate
Yu: it is called walking kidney
Yu: it is called walking kidney
Yu: it is called walking the kidney. p>
Kuo: the restroom is full, on the outside, it is dark, outside the snow, no one, he went out to stand on the grass, the jacket this zipper a pull, wow ---- urinate finished, zila (zipper sound) back.
Yu: It's not like that
Kuo: Of course I'm drunk
Yu: Ah?
Kuo: He wanted to give me a ride I said yes and drove me there. If I hadn't been drunk I would have dared to let him drive me.
Yu: you drink a lot
Kuo: I sat on this side of the car he drove, drove 70 meters of their own wonder, I'm how the headlights do not light it? Get out of the car and look at that, the machine cover is lifted.
Yu: Hey, all blocked that
Kuo: I also advised him that this heat dissipation
Yu: there is so much heat dissipation
Kuo: brother and sister good ah. The first thing you need to do is to get a good deal on the product, and you'll be able to get a good deal on the product.
Yu: right!
Kuo: today's audience, a lot of are between friends, there are lovers, boyfriend girlfriend, there are also ordinary friends, there are good brother
s, we take you as a friend.
Yu: are friends
Kuo: Don't look at us on the stage standing, with you we have the same status. It doesn't matter who is higher or lower, no.
You can't go into this room, no matter if you are a big entrepreneur, a banker, a big boss, a big painter, a big poet, a martial artist, a woman in Africa, a chief of a tribe
You can't go into this room
Kuoh: It doesn't matter where you come from, but we are equal in every way.
Yu: Yes
Kuo: On the stage, too, said we are not a famous actor, not an artist, not a corner, not a wrist, just an ordinary actor. Even if we are a famous actor, it should be equal to you.
Yu: that's
Kuo: who is not high, who is not low
Yu: food and clothing
Kuo: people can live in the world can have no relatives, can not have no friends
Yu: you this is right
Kuo: of course, the friend and the friend is not the same
Yu: there is also a difference
Kuo: there is.
Yu: That's not good
Kuo: There are also fox and dog friends, eat and drink anything, a call "drink to go", all into
Yu: meat and drink friends
Kuo: Once something happened, something happened to Yu Qian, Yu Jian killed a person, they all ran
Yu: I'm not sure what to say, but I think it is a good idea for us to have friends.
Yu: I how I killed someone
Kuo: Just say this meaning.
You can't make this friend
Yu: He's not there if something happens
Kuo: In the past, it was called a friend who has to be on the spectrum
Yu: There's still a spectrum here?
Kuo: ah, a noble and a low friendship is now, a death is to see the friendship, through the room through the house wife does not avoid, there has to be a wife and son of the friendship
Yu: you this is also a set of
Kuo: this is the study
Yu: how to talk about it
Kuo: I'll talk to you this ah
Yu: you tell me
Yu: you give a little
Kuo: I used to be in the science of science, I was in the field of science and technology, but now I'm in the field of science and technology.
Kuo: I used to be in science, I specialize in this
Yu: your scientific research project is still always changing
Kuo: science is very rigorous, you know
Yu: ah, you talk about this
Kuo: a noble and a lowly fellowship is the present
Yu: how do you say this?
Kuo: There are these two words: birds follow the luan and phoenix to fly far away, people with the good character from the high
Yu: how
Kuo: birds follow the luan and phoenix, I'm just a small sparrow, just this big
Yu: small bird
Kuo: you're not the same ah
Yu: I'm
Kuo: you're a big bird, the luan and phoenix
Yu: a big bird, the luan and phoenix
Yu: the phoenix
Yu: the phoenix
Yu: phoenix
Kuo: a big phoenix. For example, this mortal birds are going to go to the Western Heaven to worship Buddha, if I go to the big trouble, the wings are wide open so big, flap flap flap.
Yu: and fan it
Kuo: you are not the same, the big phoenix that wings open, across the check across the check three or five times you arrived, you are very easy you went to the West
Yu: I just die more brittle
Kuo: if I want to go to how to do it, I'm just a plume of your tail, lending you the strength to follow a piece of the
Yu: followed by to the
Kuo: (look behind Yu Qian) this did not bring ah
Yu: No. This is not a metaphor
Yu: No. This is not a metaphor
Kuo: Birds follow the luan and phoenix fly far away, people with the virtuous character from high. People, to be with the virtuous people again
Yu: with good people
Kuo: Why am I with you.
Yu: This is?
Kuo: you are virtuous
Yu: you are too polite
Kuo: you are virtuous wife and mother
Yu: where to virtuous wife and mother
Kuo: this is the most basic, that is why there is a noble and a lowly fellowship is now.
Yu: You said
Kuo: Take me for example, I'm not a comedian Guo Degang
Yu: You are?
Kuo: I'm a laid-off worker
Yu: No job
Kuo: My family's condition is very difficult, and the house is also very difficult to live in, full of holes, and catching the rain is killing me
Yu: How
Kuo: It's raining a little bit outside and it's raining a little bit inside, it's raining a little bit outside, it's raining a little bit inside, it's raining a little bit outside and it's raining a little bit inside, it's raining a little bit outside and it's raining a little bit inside.
Yu: I've never heard of that, but I'm not sure if it's a good idea to go out for a rainy day
Kuo: I don't know what I'm going to do, but I'm not sure if it's a good idea to go out for a rainy day
Yu: I don't know if I'm going to do that, but I'm not sure if it's a good idea to go out for a rainy day
Yu: I don't know if I'm going to go out for a rainy day
Kuo: my daughter-in-law has a medical condition that makes me sick, so she can't go to work, and my children are waiting for their first day of school. The children waiting for school, no money to pay tuition, I was laid off, the family has no solution
Yu: too bad
Kuo: ten winter snow, the whole family stayed in the house can not get out, I have more than one body, they are wrapped up in bedding to stay
Yu: good
Kuo: I counted the ground there are still 12 coal briquettes, what is not enough ah
Yu: Not enough to burn
Kuo: The old and the young, I have to go out and run.
Yu: earn money
Kuo: outside that kind of day, I wear very little ah.
Yu: Is there such a thing as a plastic leather coat
Guo: There's one or two pieces of cotton in the cuffs
Yu: There's also a bit of cotton
Guo: I'm wearing this pair of shorts above my knees, and I'm wearing a pair of plastic sandals
Yu: What kind of day do you wear this for
Guo: I'm wearing a pocket on my back, and I'm clutching two 81-year-old Beijing Evening Newspapers
Yu: I'm not wearing a plastic coat, but I have to go out for the day.
Yu: Ah?
Kuo: open the door, woo ---- wind blowing in the face with a knife like
Yu: cold ah
Kuo: rain sandwiched between snow, fell on the ground to say that wet or not wet, not wet and slippery, the top of the wind out of the hand holding up the newspaper: 81 Beijing Evening News, read the news which, the Gang of Four was crushed.
Yu: What is the news which is
Kuo: Have you asked for it?
Yu: No
Kuo: Walking along the river, against the wind. The second ring road is full of traffic, look back to see the lights, the world where is my place ah. I can't even think of dying, but when I think of my family, I can't even die if I have to sell my newspaper to buy them food. Let's go forward. Walking by hitting on too Qian came.
Yu: bumped into me
Guo: driving a car. It's a nice car, the only one in all of Asia,
Yu: Yeah?
Kuo: You're driving it. You're a big boss of a multinational conglomerate
Yu: Rich
Kuo: Very far away driving this car, mutt mutt mutt 。。。。。
Yu: a three-tramp to ah
Kuo: than that big
Yu: big is also a three-tramp ah
Kuo: a very good car, black business car, the front row sits in the driver alone
Yu: Yes
Kuo: you sit in the back of the very status of the car. Your steering wheel is different from everyone else's.
Yu: Why?
Kuo: Our steering wheels are all garden, with a rubber cover. You are made of sterling silver
Yu: ouch
Kuo: long, bent down at both ends, clutched, chugging 。。。。
Yu: or three bungee ah
Guo: German machine,
Yu: Hey, where the machine is also a three-wheeled ah
Guo: came to my heel, a glance at me, you instructed the driver: pinch the brake
Yu: brakes are not
Guo: the door is open, Yu Jianqian scurried out of the driver's back cable with you.
Yu: This is the driver out to walk the dog
Kuo: No, you are wearing a big gold chain in your waist, 140 pounds which
Yu: I bring my own yoke
Kuo: The driver is in the back of the cable for you. Heh, standing in front of me I can not open my eyes, bejeweled this person
Yu: Yes
Kuo: the whole of this head on the ah, ears with a large gold ring, half a catty one. Nose right in the middle with a large silver ring, the mouth with this bead that bead, eyeballs gouge a change of gold
Yu: ah? This is not bad this
Kuo: wearing this suit ah, not a three to five million under the ah
Yu: so expensive ah
Kuo: stood in front of me, looking at me music, ha ha ha ha. I don't dare to say anything
Yu: scared
Kuo: the disparity between the rich and the poor is too great. I'm a person who can't even die to die. What is the person who is standing in front of me, I was stupid, I saw out of the trance is Yu Qian, I do not dare to speak ah
Yu: do not dare to recognize
Kuo: not open mouth ah. You broke the awkwardness
Yu: What do I say
Kuo: Father, I.
Yu: Wait a minute
Kuo: Hello father
Yu: Wait a minute. Not so cheap, I in order to break this awkward situation I drop a generation ah?
Kuo: When I was a kid, we played together, playing house.
Knowing that you're a little bit older than me, you'll be able to call me your father
You'll be able to call me your father
You'll be able to call me your father.
Kuo: I said this
Yu: What do you mean
Kuo: father
Yu: Okay, don't call, so that's the end of the
Kuo: still recognize me? I said you forgive my eyesight, you are? You said: Oops, I am the son ah.
Yu: Hey, don't go down the argument ah, this is a small child so say it's over
Kuo: I'm afraid that it is not clear
Yu: clear ah
Kuo: I recognize you, I do not dare to recognize it ah, I'm also old, eyes are also spent, do not dare to recognize it ah.
Yu: I don't think so
Kuo: What's wrong with you? We have been playing together since we were kids, now how come you're down and out?
Kuo: It's very sad. You don't have to worry about it, I'm here to let you suffer, from the pocket out of the checkbook, everyone, what people out to use the checkbook which, Yu Qian ah, out of the checkbook, hit the pants inside the pull out a gold pen to, the tip of the diamonds, on this diamond, to more than half a catty. Take it over to me to write a check, ha --- (ha nib)
Yu: the gold pen has not been used for a few days
Guo: (flinging the pen) ha - hey, how do you write the word "two"?
Yu: illiterate ah I am
Kuo: wrote the back of the ass yanked out a string of keys, which has a large poke, when, tear down: to give you-
Yu: this is
Kuo: take a look at a million
Yu: give you so much money
Yu: the money to give you so much money
Yu: the money to give you so much money
Yu: the money to give you so much money
Yu: the money to give me a million
Yu: that's
Kuo: holding up this I was stupid: this is real? How can this be real?
Yu: I don't believe it
Kuo: I'm going to grab your hand and put it in my mouth and say---
Yu: Why?
Kuo: I'll see if it's true
Yu: You bit my hand to see if it's true?
Kuo: (pretending to hold a finger to see) It's real. You are also very happy ah: is real is good. (Raise your hand and bend a finger to show that a cut is missing)
Yu: Hey, it's really not good
Kuo: Holding the check I was on the side of the road in the tears like a spring which. The boss drove away in his car and left, and then he was in the car, and then he was in the car, and then he was in the car, and then he was in the car.
Yu: or this three bungee
Kuo: a black smoke shrouded your German car, I raised my arms and shouted: Elder Sun, put away the power of God.
Yu: I can't see the car
Kuo: a noble and a lowly friendship is now
Yu: Oh, that's it
Kuo: a death is a friendship
Yu: What's going on here?
Kuo: We have to make an analogy
Yu: Ah, let's make an analogy
Kuo: You, Yu Qian, but you're not the same Yu Qian who's doing the comedy today
Yu: What's my identity?
Kuo: You're a young man of eighteen or nineteen years old
Yu: Young
Kuo: I just went to work, and I'm full of spirit, full of energy, and I'm going to go everywhere, and I'm refreshed. At home, after work at night, after dinner, take a shower and change clothes, comb your head, put on a set of clothing that you like very much, small white pants, white belt
Yu: Spirit
Guo: wear a white shirt on top, in those years, the rise of this
Yu: a white ah
Guo: to think of the beauty of a filial piety, right
Yu: Yes, that's what I said
Yu: I'm not sure if I can do this, but I think I'm not sure if I can do this.
Kuo: big pointed collar shirt, then not all small collar, that will be emerging big pointed collar. I sprayed four pounds of perfume,
Yu: the pound ah?
Kuo: smelled on the body and steal eat goat shit like
Yu: sprayed with what perfume ah this
Kuo: hit home out, very happy ah. Neighborhood greetings: Hey, Qian'er back, go out? The first thing you need to do is to get out of the house and go out to play.
Yu: I play hooligan to go ah
Kuo: to get a date
Yu: to get a date is not called to play hooligan ah
Kuo: young men and women to get a date ah, go out, hit the right to come over to a girl, did not look so good, too beautiful, you stand in the back of the happy ah: chick, to the grandfather smile a. The girl turned to see you, and then saw a girl, and then saw a girl. The girl turned around and saw you, then this person feudal ah, very contemptuous look at you, gathered the four hair ah.
Yu: live, you just say bald on the end
Kuo: you pleased with this, alternative ah, you have this idea, you are willing to marry a girl like this, you marry her even behavioral art
Yu: what behavioral art
Kuo: very happy: come here. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
Yu: live
Kuo: run, change step twist waist, CHUA - fast
Yu: have to run
Kuo: people shouted to catch hooligans it, do thief ah, run. This happened in Jinsong, three minutes, you are in Shijingshan,
Yu: run so fast?
Kuo: squatting in the middle of the road to rest a while, oops. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that. （
Yu: it is hot, like words
Kuo: by hitting the Mentougou side of a fire truck, the fire department's car, by hitting you in front of Teng on the past, very cold ah, you were scared, to the back of the head to hide. You are very angry ah, too bad, hey, can't see, take a hand touch, I this head where to go?
Yu: hit it?
Kuo: no, no, it took
Yu: well, not as good as hit it
Kuo: Tongxian fire sent to Tongxian
Yu: the head ah
Kuo: you touched the head is not there, you're a very individualistic person, a gamble to die it
Yu: it is a matter of gambling
Kuo: lying in the middle of the road, a moment of municipal government. In the middle of the road, a moment of municipal pressure road car drove over, the pressure of that flat ah.
Yu: you're here to relieve the hate
Kuo: the pressure of the Ben'er flat ah, the next day the big sun days, sun, even sun three days, this person did not, the human body evaporated. The car from the other side of the country drove to this wondering: do not let the right turn, straight ahead.
Yu: it's all about the white
Guo: the big pointed collar.
Yu: I'll have to change my clothes tomorrow.
Kuo: hope it, after more than a month, two months, Mentougou farmers drove a big carriage on the Beijing City to send food, the carriage is parked in the ah you that the ruins of the place,
Yu: you said that parked that on the end
Kuo: the carriage to drain
Yu: the carriage is still draining water?
Kuo: The horse let out water. Wow - soaked up
Yu: I took the horse urine soaked up
Guo: all hair up, this is a thing this
Yu: what ah
Guo: call the police, a moment of the police are here, this fun this, this who ah this, a turn of the pockets flipped out, ID card I'll take care of the aftermath, find the vehicle that caused the accident, and send a letter home after the aftermath.
Yu: My father's heart is in the right place
Kuo: There's a big charcoal pot here, and an electric pot
Yu: Two pots
Kuo: Sliced mutton, beef, shrimp, sliced fish, crab rods, and about 40 kinds of vegetables
Yu: Quite a lot of them
Kuo: Baijiu, beer, wine, yellow wine, and snacks, and the old man's alone in the house, sitting at four tables, eating.
Kuo: He ate the lotus root in the eyes
Yu: Heh ---- on this everything to eat can not be
Kuo: I rushed to go in, I said: the old man, eat it
Yu: do not eat
Guo: I had to come to have something to say to you. To tell you the truth, Yu Qian ah, let the car rolled over dead, head cracked, left the body and the ground pressure flat, take the horse urine hair up.
Yu: this is called to pay attention to the way ah, you want to think of the old man is also dead how ah
Guo: your father listened to a gnashing of teeth and a stomping of feet ---- you hand that shrimp me
Yu: Hey, did not dye me this
Kuo: take a cup, drink
Yu: still drink which
Kuo: I said the old man - do not talk, pour a cup, come - two small bees ah, come to 。。。。
Yu: don't paddle
Kuo: good wit
Yu: what wit ah, which died all
Kuo: after drinking wine ah, the old man said I'm tired, I who a sleep ah. I said I will also lie down
Yu: sleep, the two
Kuo: five and a half it, got up, the old man sat up, hey, you are saying that Yu Qian died?
Yu: this just remembered
Kuo: I said yes, there is such a thing, people pension also brought, this is four hundred dollars you take
Yu: this is too little it
Kuo: you point a little bit, the old man to see: you take 200 ah
Yu: this also has a kickback
Kuo: there is a good thing guys are coming
Yu: don't boundary ah, all said down here, this see friendship thing you tell everyone
Kuo: you have to listen to ah
Yu: this don't understand ah you tell
Kuo: you want to be willing to die I'll be willing to bury
Yu: why, this means that you also have to say that I ah
Kuo: no, on the matter of the matter of the matter of the matter of the matter of the matter of the matter of the matter of the matter of the matter of the matter of the matter of the matter of the matter of the matter of the matter of the matter of the matter of the matter of the matter of the matter of the matter of the person!
Yu: Oh, here you are
Kuo: Hey, I love to say this, I'm very excited ah, now I'm very excited, everyone, thank you for supporting us
Yu: you say, with you I'll be down to earth
Kuo: But it's my turn to say this
Yu: What's going on this
Kuo: This has to start with you talking about this
Yu: What is it that you're saying?
Yu: I still have to
Kuo: You're not Yu Qian today
Yu: What is it this time?
Kuo: 75 years old
Yu: Oh, a long age
Kuo: an old artist, a comedian, a comedian authority, the first Chinese comedian
Yu: There is no one else
Kuo: You set up a stall every day in front of the Tianqiao Le on time to say comedy.
Kuo: (with an accent) Mr. Yu ah, listened to you for many days, very much like your comedy
Yu: also the South
Kuo: I'm not from here, my ancestry is Guangdong, but when I was a child with my father to go to the South China Sea to develop, the Singapore area
Yu: Overseas
Kuo: Yes, this time out of the special to come to Beijing to see
Yu: Let me perform there?
Kuo: It's a million dollars a year
Yu: That's a lot
Kuo: It's five years, are you interested
Yu: Aigoo, it's too much interest
Kuo: You are so happy to hear this, you are so happy to hear it, how much can you earn in a day on the roadside
Yu: It's a lot
Yu: I'm not sure if you're interested, but I think it's a good idea for you to be here in Singapore.
Kuo: the life-saving star came, good, I listen to you, I go.
Yu: one person?
Kuo: can promise? You think about what people say about this, according to what they say makes sense, you bring a family member and one more pick fee,
Yu: and money which
Kuo: people invited is your actor, but not invited your family. But this five years down five million this temptation is too big
Yu: have to go ah
Kuo: in the go and don't go between, Yu Qian heart back and forth, especially you will be just married
Yu: wait a minute, I'm 75 years old, just got married
Kuo: you have a very bumpy life in marriage, the first time you get married at the age of 9, the parents arranged,
Yu: How.
Kuo: child bride, child, doll marriage
Yu: that can not be a foot in the sky and a foot in the ground ah
Kuo: that will be your 9 years old, your daughter-in-law is not too big, 46
Yu: this is not small
Kuo: can not be over. Later this life and married 2 times, one is with your disciple ran away, one is the family to lead back
Yu: what a mess
Kuo: so you bite the bullet and stomped his life not married, until the age of 75, you met a laid-off Miss Hong Kong
Yu: this Miss Hong Kong and the layoff
Kuo: that do not want to, the other side did not let her do it, the other side did not let her choose. They won't let her do it anymore, they're choosing a new one.
Yu: Oh
Kuo: She was laid off, fell in your hands, the two got married.
Yu: just 3 days
Kuo: you say how to do it, you are going to go you do not go
Yu: can not
Kuo: if you go to this daughter-in-law how to do, do not go to it can not afford to give up the five million. Then again, if you really go, what about the daughter-in-law?
Yu: I'll entrust you with this daughter-in-law
Kuo: You're happy to entrust me
Yu: You're welcome, you said that no one is left in our family, I don't entrust you with who I'm going to entrust
Kuo: It's not easy to say that.
Yu: You are the one who cares about your face
Kuo: That's right
Yu: What should I do
Kuo: You promised to take the plane and leave your daughter-in-law with me. Your daughter-in-law left me, I have to manage you ah
Yu: how to manage
Kuo: where do you live ah, Jinsong, next to the opera troupe ah, you have a life of people, how many people hold back to revenge it.
Yu: I have offended so many people which
Kuo: I have to manage which.
If I come over every day is not realistic, how to do it, think of other ways, in the Hebei Province, Gu'an ah, rented such a yard, in front of the village behind the store, the left is the pit on the right is the well, in front of the cemetery
Yu: Well, to my daughter-in-law shelved in the gun tower
Kuo: especially clean, get a car, your family things are pulled over to the sister-in-law to take over, you live here, the door is locked, I I'll be back in a hurry.
Yu: Deliver the goods
Kuo: Who cares, I have to care
Yu: You have to care
Kuo: Drive here, step on it, get the goods out, put them on the steps
Yu: Knock on the door
Kuo: Sister-in-law, I got the rice and oil, and I got the oil, I got it.
Yu: (with a fan hit) go, you say go not go how to mean this is
Kuo: why, you hit people do
They are not the same as the other two, but they are not the same as the other two, but they are the same as the other two.
Yu: nonsense, you and my daughter-in-law this face full of running eyebrows this why this is
Kuo: we can not go up to the house ah
Yu: you do not have to send it in
Kuo: Hey ah, you ruined me ah you ah, she that age my age, I'm this year, I'm this year, there will be said will not listen to the root of the tongue under the pressure of the dead people jumped into the Yellow River can not be washed, I have to take care of the whole (patting his face)
Yu: still care about face ah
Kuo: often not short to come over to send things, every day to spend countless, this money can not edge ah
Yu: that is, there is a family ah
Kuo: light out of the ah this is the end of the year, and came again, beef ah, chicken ah, fish ah, these New Year's Eve with the things have been moved to the door, are resting on the doorsteps, finished. I'm not sure how much I'm going to be able to afford to pay for it, but I'm sure I'll be able to pay for it in the future!
Yu: how to down the door
Kuo: annual festival, she has to spend ah
Yu: sent in ah
Kuo: heh, she that age I this age, I this age, there will be said will not listen to the tongue under the root of the press people, jump into the Yellow River can not be washed, I have to take care of the whole (pat his face) this
Yu: good, you take care of face
You can not take care of the whole (pat his face) this
Yu: good, you can not take care of face
You can not take care of the whole face
Kuo: It's been almost a year, and I've been moving boxes and boxes of apples, hawthorns, red fruit slices, plums, sour plums,
Yu: wait
Kuo: plums, powdered milk, spend a lot of money
Yu: you spend the money deservedly, do not go to the mashed up sour, how do you mean it is
Kuo: she wants a small food ah. This is a lot of money to spend, wait for it, year after year to spend.
Yes, I'm back
Kuo: I have to deliver the letter to ah, this time can not not go
Yu: have to go in
Kuo: to the door, parked the car, came here to pull out the key
Yu: pull out the key!
Kuo: Oh, I'm exhausted.
You can't even get a good look at the car.
You can't even get a good look at the car.
You can't even get a good look at the car: I have a daughter-in-law named Pan Jinlian
Kuo: Jinlian, he wrote a letter, said the next two days will be back, you see how to do this. Your daughter-in-law bureau gas: how to do, anyway, things have been like this, love how to do it.
Yu: she is out of her mind
Kuo: anyway, you old men have to do it, I listen to you. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty and get out of the way.
You can't do that if you don't want to get out of the way, but you can't do that if you don't want to get out of the way. Your this is not as good as my this it (patting buttocks) you line of what things ah this is called
Kuo: you speak I do not like to hear, that is just messing with it. How to do, to my life, is saying, a push door, the eldest son came in,
Yu: ah
Kuo: hand held up a small sign, written on the upper side of the word "let": Dad you came. I told you ah, just these two or three days, get you back to Beijing, our family came to a relative, long face with the bun like, tube he called dad, shouted right, I give you buy sugar to eat, said wrong, you tear it tear it feed the eagle, you know
Yu: so ruthless
Kuo: embrace that other told that, the I don't know about this. Okay, hire a car, a car and a car to pull back, and give you shelved in Jinsong, the house also gave you a good brush, things are also complete, I went to the airport to pick you up, sitting in the house to eat. You sit in the middle, point a hot pot, get some dishes, buy the roast duck, your daughter-in-law sitting on the side, on both sides is the child, I sit in the lower hanging hand, pick up the wine glass, haha big music, enjoy not all the world's wealth, hey, this friend you must not hand over
Yu: have to hand over
Guo: hand over!
Yu: hand over, hand over your grandmother's grandchildren
Kuo: how to music
Yu: this is not like a person to do things
Kuo: who said
Yu: what you have what mess
Kuo: you're not right ah
Yu: I am not right is not right ah
Kuo: it's called the words
This is the first time that I have seen the words of the people of the world, and I have never seen them.
Yu: What do you mean by that? What you did is here
Kuo: Dirty heart and lungs
Yu: I'm not dirty heart and lungs
Kuo: I'm doing it for your own good
Yu: You may not be doing it for anyone's own good
Kuo: You're not listening to me, I'm doing it for your own good
Yu: You're still friends with me
Kuo: I haven't done anything wrong
Yi: I'm not doing anything wrong
Kuo: I'm doing something wrong, I'm doing something wrong.
Yu: this is called sorry for me
Kuo: your daughter-in-law live in the house I spent money to rent
Yu: you deserve it
Kuo: I do not go in the daytime day and day
Yu: Yes, you are still a night and a night do not come out of it, you tell me this, I have not looked for you it
Kuo: good intentions as a donkey's liver lungs
Yu: the good thing is that you do not know what you are looking for, but you have to be careful.
Yu: you have what good intentions ah
Kuo: this is called do not talk about friendship ah
Yu: who has friendship with who ah
Kuo: you left when all 75,
Yu: you tube tube can not be
Kuo: you come back to the 80
Yu: there is no matter of yours
Kuo: you so old have caught up with the Fan Zhenyu
Yu: the first time I saw this, I was in the middle of the night, but I was in the middle of the night, and I did not see it.
Yu: It's none of your business
Kuo: You don't have any children
Yu: What do you care if you don't have any children
Kuo: Your old Yu family is dead
Yu: It's none of your business
Kuo: What will happen to you if you die someday
Yu: Don't talk about it
Kuo: Other people have sons to beat up on You
Kuo: People have sons to beat up on
Yu: You don't have sons
Yu: I don't need you to care
Kuo: I'll stick a couple of stickers on my legs and shout at the two dogs to drag you out
Yu: It doesn't matter, I don't need you
Kuo: I'm doing this for your sake
Yu: You don't have to worry
Kuo: We're all honest, we're talking about the truth, and the truth is that the lights are out, and the light's out, and I'm going out
Yu: You don't have to talk about the truth
Yu: You don't have to talk about the truth
Yu: The child is my son.
Kuo: The child is mine
Yu: What do you mean?
Kuo "(crying) the child is my
Yu: your child?
Kuo: you came back to eighty, you have that heart not that power, the old Yu family will be destroyed in your hands, you wronged me, hey, you can grow this heart in the armpit, you can do so sorry friends
Yu: Oh, your child
Kuo: my own son, I inherited you
Yu: Hey, did not hear me
Yu: Hey, I did not hear you
Yu: I'm sorry for your friend
You: Oh, your child
Kuo: My own son, I passed it to you
Yu: Hey, I didn't hear you
Yu: You're a good person.
Kuo: You can wrong me, I'm dead this is over (hit the table)
Yu: Aigoo, Mr. Guo, I was wrong, I was wrong
Kuo: know wrong
Yu: I was wrong
Kuo: people can not be like this ah, have to talk about heaven and earth and heart
Yu: Yes, you are too right
Kuo: the child is mine