2. Winter vacation we can also play firecrackers and fireworks after homework. Winter vacation and the Department of vacation are all the vacation we especially want to put.
3. Since the vacation, my roommates have not heard from me, the dynamic is not sent, the group does not talk, I am so worried about them, just like farmers worry about the family pig lost.
4. We are on winter vacation, too happy. Because there are a few days inside the winter vacation to celebrate the New Year, you can get the New Year's money, so we are very happy.
5. Winter vacation, I want to get a lot of New Year's money, because this semester we never relax, I get the New Year's money, let my classmates, partners get together, treat everyone to a meal, I will buy French fries, potato chips, popcorn, hamburgers for everyone to eat, so I can achieve it.
6. Winter vacation, we children are finally free, there is no teacher supervision, no parental discipline, there is no nagging mouth of grandparents, but also no more school rules, which is really a child's sea of joy!
7. The countdown to winter vacation has begun! The classroom is full of people.
8. A few days ago, we are on winter vacation, I am happy and sad, happy that you can play on vacation, sad that there are a lot of winter vacation homework waiting for me to do.
9. The homework gentleman is really righteous to accompany me through this long winter vacation.
10. Winter vacation is coming again, and soon there will be heaps of homework, winter vacation homework is what concept: we write a month, the teacher wrote a read.
11. Winter vacation is, can't get up in the morning, can't sleep at night, night owl mode has started.
12. Suddenly, is a very innocent word. As if all the unappreciated and unprepared can be attributed to the sudden. Suddenly it's winter, suddenly it's time for winter vacation, and suddenly you realize that the old man is a year older.
13. What is the most sadistic love triangle in the world? I like winter vacation, winter vacation likes homework, homework likes me!
14. There was an urge to finish my winter vacation homework in one sitting, but luckily I have strong self-control.
15. If that winter vacation homework is destined to be sold as garbage, then why don't I exercise my right early
16. Now not yet released winter vacation students, do not feel bad, although you are late for vacation, but you start school early.
17. Mr. winter vacation before he died he held my hand tightly, with a low slow hoarse voice said: will, will, ahem, there will be summer vacation for I love you.
18. A winter vacation past, the word ugly, people stupid, learn all forgotten.
19. When you start school to see a round meatball into the classroom, please do not be surprised, because that's the winter vacation to eat up my.
20. Wow, it's snowing no, it's God tearing up his winter vacation homework
21. Without a little bit of defense, without a trace of concern, you just start school, in my winter vacation, bring me tragedy, body and soul.
22. winter vacation over the happy? Only fast, no joy
23. Teacher, homework in the hands of a winter vacation saved, have feelings, we do not pay, into it?
24. Winter vacation about it? The first time I saw this, I was able to get a pass in math. I heart thumped, this is probably the last side of it.
25. and students about, thirty nights, while watching the Spring Festival night, while burning winter vacation homework to warm up.
26. They asked me if it was true that smoking is bad for your health on the cigarette case. I answered them decisively, it's as good as happy winter vacation on our winter vacation homework.
27. I said the winter vacation is the most miserable what, is not that you took a bag of review books home, the result is not even open the bag to school again.
28. Alas, winter vacation is also a kind of pain but I just like this pain.
29. Finally winter vacation, I am so happy, I look forward to winter vacation every day to come quickly, this day is finally my hope.
30. Winter vacation, I'm going to write homework every day, and then I'm going to practice writing, and then I'm going to go out to play.
31. Winter vacation, New Year's Eve, happy atmosphere filled the house. The winter vacation, the Spring Festival, surrounded by the TV to watch the Spring Festival Gala.
32. I have a skill that allows me to finish my winter vacation homework in two days, but this is actually a passive skill that will not be triggered until the last two days.
33. You always say that the winter vacation is far away, but in the blink of an eye, one-half of it has already passed.
34. Winter vacation is my blue face, summer vacation is my red face, homework why you come to do the light bulb between us.
35. Why the winter vacation over all particularly fast? Because we don't have morning.
36. My winter vacation homework like a group of concubines can not wait to ask for bedding, but since the winter holidays, I am diligent and love the people, the heart of the Tencent, hanging Sina, did not step into the harem half a step.
Funny sayings about winter vacation Humorous sayings about winter vacation1. copy homework, occasionally need to cut corners.
2. Why is winter vacation shorter than summer vacation? The heat is expanding and the cold is shrinking!
2. Why is winter vacation shorter than summer vacation? The quality stays the same!
3. When I was burying my head in my homework, I wanted to pinch my homeroom teacher.
4. Today's challenge was to write homework while chewing Hyun Mai gum, and then look at the homework after a while - a lot of homework.
5. Shouldn't it be your winter vacation homework you're worried about right now?
6. homework we break up, I feel we are not suitable.
7. Homework doesn't burn out, teachers blow it up again.
8. I learned to swear, I learned to fall in love early, I learned to compare, I learned to rebel, I learned to copy homework, and you know where it was? It was at school.
9. Teacher I don't want to do homework, that's not cool.
10. Teacher, the homework in the hands of the winter vacation save a winter vacation, have feelings, we do not pay it?
11. Homework, please take care of yourself, I'm a person with winter vacation.
12. What kind of person do you think homework is? Someone who specializes in ruining other people's winter breaks!
13. I'm such a philanderer, I'm thinking about winter break just after summer vacation is gone.
14. My winter vacation homework like a favorite concubine can not wait to ask for bedding, but I have been since the winter vacation diligently love the people, the heart of the potato, hanging Tencent, did not step into the harem half a step.
15. Wow, it's snowing! No, it's God tearing up his winter vacation homework.
16. My favorite winter vacation and my most hated school gave birth to a baby called homework, and I have to raise it, alas.
17. This year, the hand does not have dozens of papers, seven or eight winter vacation homework, are embarrassed to tell people that the school vacation.
18. I broke up with winter vacation because of that bitch at the beginning of the school year.
19. and classmates made a date, on the night of New Year's Eve, while watching the Spring Festival Gala, while burning winter vacation homework to keep warm.
20. Homework is a breathing pain that lives in all corners of winter vacation.
21. Homework, it's all your fault, I haven't even been alone with Winter Vacation, and now Winter Vacation is breaking up with me!
22. winter vacation sorry, my mom told me to marry the school.
23. Every time I do my homework I see a question I don't know and I automatically skip it, but it's like chewing on Hyun Mai, I just can't stop.
24. Homework junior, please behave yourself, I'm a person with a winter vacation.
25. When winter vacation comes, just wait for a mountain of homework.
26. The teacher is not cool at all, not at all helpful, and assigns so much homework.
27. In the dating with winter vacation foreman always appear a junior called winter vacation homework.
28. I'm sorry, Mr. Homework. We are not suitable I love only him chill foreman.
29. Why is winter vacation shorter than summer vacation? The first time I saw him, I was so happy to see him. The first thing you need to do is to get your homework done. Because the quality is the same.
30. ancestor ah I burned some homework to you more help me do the problem there will not be our teacher called over to ask.
31. When dating the winter vacation pioneer, there is always a junior called winter vacation homework.
32. There was an urge to finish my winter vacation homework in one breath, but luckily I have strong self-control.
33. What kind of person do you think homework is? Someone who ruins other people's winter vacations!
34. Toss a coin: Heads go to the Internet, tails go to bed, stand up and go do your homework.
35. Some teachers are really addicted, I copy homework, she said I copy other people's homework for what? I'm not going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it," he said. I handed in my homework empty, she said I was empty and handed it in.
36. In fact, I don't want to be matched with homework, but the teacher forced me to!
37. These days, no early love, no bitching, no cheating, no rebellion, no copying homework, no cell phone, no one believes you are a student.
38. homework fast to the fire, you just go to the fire, can not find a bigger fire, homework so much how to burn finished.
39. To describe our winter vacation in one sentence, we have to pass the first day, but not the fifteenth.
40. There was an impulse to finish the winter vacation homework, but fortunately I have strong self-control.
1. copy homework, occasionally need to cut corners.
2. Why is winter vacation shorter than summer vacation? It's hot and cold! Why is there as much winter vacation homework as summer vacation homework? The quality stays the same!
3. When I was burying my head in my homework, I wanted to pinch my homeroom teacher.
4. Today's challenge is to chew Hyun-Mai gum while doing homework, and then look at it some time later when there's a lot of homework to be done.
5. Shouldn't it be your winter vacation homework you're worried about right now?
6. homework we break up, I feel we are not suitable.
7. Homework doesn't burn out, teachers blow it up again.
8. I learned to swear, I learned to fall in love early, I learned to compare, I learned to rebel, I learned to copy homework, and you know where it was? It was at school.
9. Teacher I don't want to do homework, that's not cool.
10. Teacher, the homework in the hands of the winter vacation save a winter vacation, have feelings, we do not pay it?
11. Homework, please be careful, I am a person with winter vacation.
12. What kind of person do you think homework is? Someone who specializes in ruining other people's winter breaks!
13. I'm such a philanderer, I'm thinking about winter break just after summer vacation is gone.
14. My winter vacation homework like a favorite concubine can not wait to ask for bedding, but I have been since the winter vacation diligently love the people, the heart of the potato, hanging Tencent, did not step into the harem half a step.
15. Wow, it's snowing! No, it's God tearing up his winter vacation homework.
16. My favorite winter vacation and my most hated school gave birth to a baby called homework, and I have to raise it, alas.
17. This year, the hand does not have dozens of papers, seven or eight winter vacation homework, are embarrassed to tell people that the school vacation.
18. I broke up with winter vacation because of that bitch at the beginning of the school year.
19. and classmates made a date, on the night of New Year's Eve, while watching the Spring Festival Gala, while burning winter vacation homework to keep warm.
20. Homework is a breathing pain that lives in all corners of winter vacation.
21. Homework, it's all your fault, I haven't even been alone with Winter Vacation, and now Winter Vacation is breaking up with me!
22. winter vacation sorry, my mom told me to marry the school.
23. Every time I do my homework I see a question I don't know and I automatically skip it, but it's like chewing on Hyun Mai, I just can't stop.
24. Homework junior, please behave yourself, I'm a person with a winter vacation.
25. When winter vacation comes, just wait for a mountain of homework.
26. The teacher is not cool at all, not at all helpful, and assigns so much homework.
27. In the dating with winter vacation foreman always appear a junior called winter vacation homework.
28. I'm sorry, Mr. Homework. We are not suitable I love only him chill foreman.
29. Why is winter vacation shorter than summer vacation? The first time I saw him, I was so happy to see him. The first thing you need to do is to get your homework done. Because the quality is the same.
30. ancestor ah I burned some homework to you more help me do the problem there will not be our teacher called over to ask.
31. When dating the winter vacation pioneer, there is always a junior called winter vacation homework.
32. There was an urge to finish my winter vacation homework in one breath, but luckily I have strong self-control.
33. What kind of person do you think homework is? Someone who ruins other people's winter vacations!
34. Toss a coin: Heads go to the Internet, tails go to bed, stand up and go do your homework.
35. Some teachers are really addicted, I copy homework, she said I copy other people's homework for what? I'm not going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it," he said. I handed in my homework empty, she said I was empty and handed it in.
36. In fact, I don't want to be matched with homework, but the teacher forced me to!
37. These days, no early love, no bitching, no cheating, no rebellion, no copying homework, no cell phone, no one believes you are a student.
38. homework fast to the fire, you just go to the fire, can not find a bigger fire, homework so much how to burn finished.
39. To describe our winter vacation in one sentence, we have to pass the first day, but not the fifteenth.
40. There was an urge to finish the winter vacation homework in one breath, but fortunately I have strong self-control.
2020 Funny Sayings Funny Talking Book
1, clear water out of hibiscus, stupid pigs are different!
2, love me you say, shelved in the heart more bumpy.
3, born down the rain, not genius!
4, cheap women are pretentious, cheap men are sentimental.
5, yes, you are a wise man, but unfortunately your last name is weak
6, you are not also remember how long did not say love me.
7, if it is not to beat you, long ago with you turned face.
8, hand chopping wire with a kitchen knife, all the way sparks with lightning.
9, you are like a pug, who has food with who.
10, my future girlfriend, now in love with who?
11, a good lover makes you want to become a family, a bad lover makes you want to leave the house.
12, do not tell jokes on the beach, will cause the sea to laugh.
13, the tongue is more long-lived than the teeth, and the software is more permanent than the hardware.
14, like me so handsome people, a truancy will always be found by the teacher.
15, we have to be together until the sun no longer rises, okay.
16, I am the most honest person. Never tell lies. This is not the case with this one.
17, yes, I just like you, like to their own fear.
18, say goodbye to masturbation, looking for love. Exercise JJ, enjoy every day.
19, in the crowd of nerves for a long time, I found that I am normal.
20, there is no thought of a person you want to cry? There is, the debtor.
21, after I got old how to do, those square dances look so hard.
22, why do you often have tears in your eyes? Because you pretend to be too deep.
23, a crush on a person is too painful, so I have a crush on several.
24, if I had known that it was so difficult to find a boyfriend, I would have set up a child marriage.
25, I would like to slap you slopes in the wall, buckle can not come out.
26, I have high requirements for bedding, you are my most satisfied.
27, the boss: you first for me to receive a moment, a moment over to me.
28, whenever I found the key to success. Then someone changed the locks.
29, God said: go out and do not forget to bring an umbrella, a moment I have to water the flowers.
30, the only difference between me and Superman is: I wear my underwear inside.
31, you ask me how deep I love you in the end, the bill can represent my heart.
32, the most stupid thing is to take others to your good, mistaken for love.
33, people can not take the money into the grave. But money can take people to the grave.
34, I regard money as grandchildren you regard money as pro father you say I am your who?
35, men never regret getting married, just regret not marrying another woman.
36, just like to see you anxious look, because this is I know you love me.
37, I remember the first two years ago single or noble, how these two years into a dog.
38, mother-in-law your courier is too slow, you mailed my wife where to go?
39, I have to go to the toilet to calm down eat shit is not a solution to the problem!
40, the teacher, you dare not sound a little less lecture, so that I can sleep well, okay?
41, I long for freedom, but the human body do not know how to crawl out of the dog hole!
42, when happiness comes knocking at the door, I'm afraid I'm not at home, so I've always been very home.
43, don't think the girl can make me move by being pretty, at least she has to be stupid enough!
44, you are not Huang Rong, you are just locusts, why do you want Brother Jing? You really shameless.
45, women do not spend, unless they do not come to auntie, men do not color, unless he comes to auntie.
46, what is your specialty? I burned the white water is not bad.
47, I wish the world lovers are long lost brother and sister, (this is too hard)
48, I want to read a little more, even if the future when the hooligans, that we are also cultured hooligans.
49, when I was a child, I thought that bleeding was a very serious matter, no matter whether it hurts or not, the first cry.
50, if there is no you, in my lonely lonely time, who will give me the warmth I need.
51, smoking is harmful to health, I would like to stay away from smoking; homework reduces life, I would like to throw away homework.
52, don't think you have a face of Simon Qing, you can pursue sister, sister is not Pan Jinlian.
53, has been very curious, the first to know that the milk can drink the guy, in the end, what did to the cow.
54, if you can, please allow me to eliminate you on behalf of the moon, so that I can peacefully do my own.
55, you can accept the age difference of a few years ah? Mainly depends on the face, up and down five thousand years are not a problem.
56, single is not terrible, terrible is, obviously is single, others think you are not single.
57, like me are good people, do not like me are bad people, hate me are not people.
58, now realized, not the red wolf on the gray wolf is not abandoned, but the gray wolf has villa
59, you wipe your ass with the left hand or right hand right hand so disgusting yo I am using paper it.
60, your enemy in the toilet, no paper out of the way, what do you do? Give him a roll of transparent tape.
61, Think about how different your world would be if you hadn't met the person who changed everything for you.
62, they say that when a girl is angry, hold her down and kiss her strongly on the line, but why would I be beaten by her boyfriend.
63, the wave of great depth and concise summarizes the necessary elements as a good woman and a good man!
64, these days, women are becoming more and more manly, men are becoming more and more effeminate, children are becoming more and more mature, but adults are beginning to pretend to be pure.
65, now realize that Baidu does not know everything ah, I asked it where my fiancée, the results of the difficult to it.
66, has not been able to understand a thing, learning English can speak with foreigners, but learning Mandarin! You're talking to a ghost!
67, Taobao has a dress 10 bad reviews 1 good reviews, good reviews are: help students buy, she wore very ugly, I am very satisfied.
68, human potential can be inspired, 100 pounds of stone I may not be able to carry, if 100 pounds of RMB ~ I guarantee! Resistant to run ~
69, want you, is a beautiful sad sweet melancholy, heart, but with any language can not express the warmth.
70, said pick up also need to pay attention to technology, to find the right place at the right time to pick up the right person, such as this moment I am online!
71, early in the morning, Bao Gong holding a magic mirror: magic mirror ah magic mirror, who is the world's blackest person? Magic mirror answer: who is talking?
72, the so-called pig-like roommate, it should be that I have a cold, let him come back to me with a box of white plus black, he brought me a package of Oreos.
73, not every time to be diligent will have a harvest, but every harvest must be diligent, this is an unfair and irreversible proposition.
74, the man and his wife's relationship is poor, and the mother-in-law's relationship is also good; women and her husband's relationship is good, and the mother-in-law's relationship is also poor.
75, I know a few years ago, a big boss, he said a sentence that I now have a deep memory: although I did not go to college, but I went to college students.
76, there are so three kinds of people in the school, one kind of person is a school bully, one kind of person is striking, as for this third kind of people, want to be a school bully but not able to do, want to strike but can not stop.
77, if you are not beautiful, if you are not smart, if your legs are very short, if your waist is very thick, even if you are like a cow, it does not matter, because in the eyes of the lover, you will be very beautiful!
78, that money is a sin, are fishing; that beauty is a scourge, all want; that the high place is not cold, are climbing; that tobacco and alcohol hurt the body, are not quit; that heaven is the most beautiful, are not going!
79, mom likes to play mahjong, but then I was born, mom for me and for the whole family, determined to give up mahjong, because she felt, as if playing me more interesting.
80, may I ask when is the peak of your life? I cleared my throat: it goes back twelve years. You must be a man with a story! No, that time I was in kindergarten class got a good baby award.
81, today went on a blind date, ordered a few dishes, including a plate of sweet and sour carp, I looked at the price: 32 yuan, suddenly thought, my first blind date when a plate of sweet and sour carp is only 8 dollars, to now are 32 dollars I even still blind date.