Let's play some hilarious quotes.

Hitler came to power--unstoppable

Hip-hop, over eighteen--wasted years

Spare the money, not cure the disease--too much for yourself

To be a bastard in the end.

Throwing an iron weight in a pot of rice - asshole to the end

Nailing a palm on the knee - too far from the subject

Knee-head over socks - wrong

Watermelon greased - round and smooth; round and smooth

Watermelon touching a chopper - in pieces

West claw skin wiping ass- A mess; unclean

Watermelon seeds mixed with tofu - black and white

Ximen Qing invites Wudalang - no good intentions

The fierce tiger in the western mountains does not bite - there is falsehood without truth.

Xi Shi wears flowers - beauty on top of beauty

Xi Shi loses her incisors - beauty in the midst of beauty

Sun Xingshi on the road to the West - -labor and hard work

The Tale of the Western Chamber as a pillow - a fool's errand

Waving his hand in the Himalayas - a high trick

Selling oxalis in the Himalayas

The tail of a magpie - love to cock

The magpie falls on the head - red luck will come

Smoke comes out of a rice-washing bucket

The gongs and drums at the back of the stage have never seen a big scene

The shouts of applause from inside the stage are the same as those of others

The gongs and drums at the back of the stage are the same as those at the back of the stage. p>

Worshipping heaven and earth on the stage - fake

Blowing the beard on the stage - can't frighten people

Fighting on the stage - lots of tricks

Silk dance on the stage - shaking up

Father and son on the stage - no big or small

Flower girl on the stage - striking

The general on the stage - a moment of glory

The pawn on the stage - going through the motions

Drinking on the stage - not seen

The stage To send an imperial edict on the stage - to pass on an imperial decree falsely

To ask for a wife on the stage - to go through the motions falsely

Fire on the stage - to be lively; to be very lively

Jujube wooden clappers in the theater - born to be beaten

Theater on fire - complete collapse

The face of a playwright - cry if you want to cry, laugh if you want to laugh

The playwright didn't take off his costume - greasy head

Shrimp swallowed the reef - what a big appetite

Shrimp dropped on a pile of salt - busy (mang) with leisure (salty)

Shrimp crossing the river - modesty (hold the whiskers)

Blind chickens eating food - taking a chance

Blind chickens eating food - taking a chance<

The blind cat gnaws on a bone - bites and won't let go

The blind girl is a matchmaker - takes care of herself

The blind chicken carries a worm - takes its chances

Blind Grandpa Crossing the River - with steps

Blind Man Carrying the Blind Man - Busy (Blind) on top of Busy (Blind)

Blind Man Singing the Big Flower Face - Out of Sight Out of Mind

Blind Man Singing the Big Flower Face - Out of Sight Out of Mind

The blind man eats cucumber - does not distinguish between young and old

The blind man eats crab - only good; personal good

The blind man eats dumplings - in the heart; The belly counts

The blind man eats mutton - pieces are good

The blind man blows his shawl - mo (touch) pipe

The blind man shoots at a target - blind action; not accurate

The blind man dozing - inconspicuous; unaware

The blind man striking a gong - touching it indiscriminately; knocking it out of point

The blind man striking an iron - - not hitting the nail on the head

Blind man wearing sunglasses - obscuring the eyes

Blind man wearing glasses - redundant frame; pretense; pretense; superfluous; covering up the truth; meddlesome

Blind man wearing glasses - redundant frame; pretense; pretense; redundant; covering up the truth; meddlesome

The blind man lights a lamp for nothing

The blind man covers the quilt - pulling the wool over the eyes

The blind man goes to the store - blind to everything

The blind man crosses the river - not knowing where to go; not knowing what to expect

The blind man crosses the river - not knowing where to go; not knowing what to expect. -couldn't feel the edge; had no bottom in his heart

The blind man crossing the ropeway -wonderful

The blind man had an ear disease -closed his eyes and ears

The blind man setting up a power line

The blind man's call to the blind man's favor - to go along with it

The blind man's reception of a bride - difficult to see

The blind man's entry into a casino -- blindly fooling around

Blind man entering study -- not admitting defeat (book)

Blind man worshipping God -- blindly worshipping

Blind man reading a book -- unclear point of view

The blind man plays erhu -- has a plan in his heart

The blind man shoots a ball -- doesn't see the rise

The blind man rides a blind horse

The blind man leads the blind man - the direction is unclear

The blind man does not wash his face for three days - his eyes are not seen

The blind man sweeps the graveyard -- just this pile

The blind man goes up the mountain -- he doesn't know the height

The blind man puts up a bulletin -- it's upside down

The blind man looks at the sky window -- unknowing

The blind man going down the hill -- not knowing the depth

The blind man searching for a needle -- not being able to feel it

The blind man flying in an airplane -- doesn't know the height

The blind man sitting on the seat -- has no one in his sight

Looking for hoofprints in heavy snow -- rare

Getting down to the ground without wearing shoes The hungry tiger that goes down the mountain - a look of cannibalism

The lamp that goes down the drain - to look after it

Walking on a snowy day - one step at a time

The king's ass that goes down the frying pan - didn't run away. Yin does not come to the sun

Summer fan - everyone is happy; everyone loves

Summer big socks - dispensable

Summer fireflies- - if bright or dark

Summer charcoal delivery - not the right time

Summer solstice rice planting - late; late

The crane's black tail- -A beauty in the middle

Fairies scattering flowers -The sky is full of flowers

Eating the skin first, then the stuffing -The same old story

Lifting the bodhisattva and burning the temple-

The idle man is angry with the idle man - making a big fuss over nothing

The salted vegetables mixed with bean curd - there is a word (salt) first

The scales in the jar of salted vegetables -- a word (salt) is hard to say (in)

Beneath the salted meat soup -- no need to say much (salt); no need to say much (salt)

Salted fish falling into the pond -- -don't know whether to live or die; don't know whether to live or die

Looking at something under a microscope - a hole in the ground

Trapping a roe deer - didn't run; couldn't run away

County masters sing a two-pronged song -- official business

The magistrate beat up his old man -- official business

The thread goes through the hole of a needle -- right on the eye

Shiangxi embroidery was bread painting book

The grass grows in the incense burner - panicked

The reclining Buddha on Fragrant Hill - a big handful

Chess fighting and winning - on paper

Chess playing checkers on a chess board - not the right way

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Elephant chess pieces on the line - out of place

Ivory chopsticks picking cold noodles - slippery head to slippery head

Rubber stick - can't be the master (column)

Rubber stick - can't be the master (column)

Rubber bands - the more they are pulled, the longer they get; the more they are tugged

Like a leather head - hard to get the hang of it; not getting the hang of it

Pouring water into the river - going with the flow

To the sun, the sun is the only thing that can make it go away. /p>

Sunflower's child - not counting

Ask a fool for directions - not knowing at all

Bamboo on a sunny slope - branching out horizontally; to make a branch out of a knot

Xiang Yu smashed the pot - to break the kettle without a boat

Punching in the alley - to go straight; to go straight in and out; to go straight out and in

The Xiaohe chased Han Xin under the moon - to -toiling for the country; rushing through the night; loving talent; scheming to recognize good talent

Small cart to take on a big load--can't do it with strength; not capable of doing it with strength; having more than enough heart

Little worm eating plums--being willing (gnawing) in the heart

Small worm eating plum--being willing (gnawing) in the heart<

Little worm eating a pear - secretly bad

Little boat sailing into the reef - dilemma

Counting dumplings in a small porcelain bowl - obviously

Small pot wants to stew a big bull's head - a big appetite

Small two blacks get married - a new affair; a love affair

Small sellers sell balloons - to buy short and sell short.

Fish in a small tank - no energy

No boat in a small harbor - make do with what you have

The two brothers are leaving the school.

The little ghosts are suing the king of hell - the wrong court

The little ghosts knocking on the door - to be killed

The ghosts are promoted to be the god of the city.

The pig's head is cooked in a small pot - it won't fit

The child blows a trumpet - it's not big enough

The child drinks soju - it's bad enough

The child drinks soju

Children with chili peppers - hot hands

Children playing with a trumpet - blown

Children fighting -- a common occurrence

Children doing a play -- laughable

Little rat cursing the street -- a thief catching a thief

Little rat deceiving an elephant

The boat in the ditch - the pole is stuck to the bottom

The little monk recites the sutra - he has a mouth but no heart

The little hutong drives the pigs

The young man who carries the beam is full of strength

The chick who eats food nods and hails

The chick who meets the hawk is a man of the world. >Chick touches eagle - one joy, one sorrow; joy of joy, sorrow of sorrow

Little-footed lady crosses the one-roofed bridge - wobbling

Little carp plays in water - Swallowing

The little stove turned over - bad luck (coal)

The little pony following the cart - running around

The little cat eating the little fish - have a head and a tail

Kitten washing its face - sloppy

Ghost in a small temple - can't enter the main hall

Monk in a small temple - never seen a big incense; silent

Small thumb up - last place; last place

Small nun looking at dowry - no destiny in this life

Small calf pouting tail- -to come on strong; to get on strong

Children singing - the same (child) voice and the same (child) tune

Garlic in a small store - zero pull

The small tree pinching its tip

The thief is caught - six gods; beaten everywhere

The thief is not scared - a thief's heart

Thief enters pasture - takes sheep by the hand

Thief meets police - disturbed

Thief dreams Small bowl to eat - rely on the sky

Small house to play with the flat burden - bumping into walls everywhere

Small daughter-in-law - difficult to be

Small followers of women into the in-laws' house

The little woman in the sedan chair - lifted up by the crowd

The little shrimp boiling spinach - really handsome

The little pig arching the grain hoard

The piglet's gun is eaten by the piglet - it is eaten by the piglet

The pawn's arch is the old marshal's arch - the general; the general's army

The pawn's arch is the old marshal's arch - the general; the general's army

The pawn's arch is a small one. Crossing the river - no return

Scorpion and tiger break their tails - a plan to get away

Scorpion and tiger go up the wall - pervasive

Scorpion farting

Shoes without socks - no difference

Shoes with oil - slippery

Electric light in shoes

The horse in the shoe - not much to run on

The flower on the toe of the shoe - a bright future

The slant of the mouth

The heart is in the belly - rest assured

The heart is in the right place - one point

Newly struck scissors -difficult to speak; difficult to open the mouth; not good to speak

The bridegroom unveils the cover - the truth comes out

The new cotton net quilt wadding - a soft tire

New son-in-law invites midwife - double happiness

Newly opened channel - unimpeded passage; unobstructed

Newly dug latrine - no share (dung)

New daughter-in-law eating - chewing and swallowing

New daughter-in-law arriving at home - joyful

New daughter-in-law making noodles - not familiar with the surface of life

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New daughter-in-law gets off the sedan chair - at the mercy of others; at the mercy of others

New daughter-in-law cooks the rice - at the expense of others; at the expense of others; at the expense of others

New daughter-in-law cooks the rice - at the expense of others; at the expense of others

New daughter-in-law cooks the rice

New shoes on the ground - the first time; the first time

Newly rebuilt road - no way

The stars follow the moon - the light of day

The stars follow the moon - the light of day

The stars follow the moon - the light of day

The new bride gets off the sedan chair

The wine of Xinghuacun - a big aftertaste

The scales on the chest - weighing

The popsicle hanging on the chest-

Cotton on the chest - a soft heart

Tucking a stretcher in the chest - a cross heart

Grass on the chest - panic in the heart

Sore on the chest, pus on the back - bad as hell

Sore on the chest, pus on the back - bad as hell.

The cross on the chest - God bless

The five organs are taken out of the chest - the heart is weak

Hanging a door plate in the chest socket- -a good big sign

Bears playing tricks and dogs barking--mutual disinterest; and disjointed

Bears blind to pay homage to the New Year--dare not accept this gift

Decaying wood to build the building -- unsteady; unsteady

Rotten wood to build a bridge -- sad

Rotten wood to carve stone monkeys -- bad children

Rotten wood for beams and pillars -- useless material

Showman's hands -- packet loss

Showman's fall down the trapdoor -- burying talent

Showman with a broom --Svengali to the ground

Xiu Cai makes a famine -- biting the words

Xiu Cai commits murder -- one stroke of the pen

Embroidery girl fights -- a tit for tat

Embroidery girl's craft -- threading a needle

Embroidery needle sinks to the bottom of the sea -- without a trace

Embroidery needle touched by Iron absorbing stone - stained

Rusted iron nail - can't pick it out

Coming up the sleeve, going down the sleeve - what evidence is there to support it?

Knife in the sleeve - to hide a killing opportunity

Sword in the sleeve - to kill without revealing the blade

Fire in the sleeve - to -handedly

Xu Shu enters Cao's camp - absentmindedly; without saying a word

Xu Zhu battles Ma Chao - bare-chested

Leaving his horse on the cliff- -turning danger into safety

Xue Rengui's line of work--running for nothing (robe)

Xue Rengui's conquest of the East--laboring without any success; having labor without any success

Torchlight in the snow -- bright to bright

A snow-covered wigwam -- a good time

Snowflakes falling on a pig's back -- black and white

Sunrise on snow-covered mountains -- bright white sky

Taming a horse to ride its ass -- looking for a fall

Zucchini with pumpkin -- a pair of soft goods

Winter squash in a watermelon field

Watermelon rinds for hats - a slick act

Ximen Qing invites Wudalang - no good intentions

The sail that sucks up all the wind

The wall is made of thin mud - can't hold it up

Washing and shaving - no difference

Lighting lamps on the Himalayas - the name (Mingming) of the mountain.

Fighting on the stage - coaxing

Palace on the stage - not long to live

Drinking on the stage

Plugging a bullet hole on the stage - can't kill anyone

Actors putting on their faces - just trying to be superficial

Frying fish over a fine fire

Shrimp dropped on barley - busy busy busy

Shrimp pleased - love to jump

Blind woman beat up boy --didn't see it

The blind man carries a crutch on his back -- by your guidance

The blind man goes out -- touching

The blind man beats a cripple

The blind man dozes off - it's inconspicuous

The blind man catches a turtle - I didn't catch you, you son of a bitch

The blind man looks at the sky

The blind man watching a play - all depends on listening

The blind man in a sedan chair - can't feel the way

The blind man catching a thief

The blind man ringing a bell - recklessness

The blind man riding a blind horse - a chaotic crash

The blind man walking -- regardless of day and night

The blind man marries his wife -- regardless of ugliness and beauty

The noodles that have been laid in the pot -- cannot harden

The rain pours on the street

Running inside in the rain - you can't get wet

Summer rain - it comes when it's supposed to

Putting on your shoes before your pants - it's a mess

The blind man's wife - no matter how ugly or beautiful she is

Scales in a pickle jar - it's hard to say everything

Salted eggs - they're always pickled

Paper money in an incense burner - you can't take your turn in the rain

Salted eggs - they're always pickled

They're always pickled. Paper money in the incense burner - for ghosts

The reclining Buddha on Fragrant Hill - a big hand

The sunflower facing the sun - love

Items Yu Crossing the Jiangdong River - Strike (defeat)

Rubber nails - Not soft, not hard

Children posing as gods - You cajole me, I cajole you

Children's ass, a drunkard's mouth - hard to control

Chickens eating soy beans - one bite at a time

The little stoker's household furniture - broken brass

The little Nun looking at dowry - no share in this life

Little alley catching a cart - can't turn a corner

Little mosquito yawning - what an appetite

Little cat snorting - different

Little daughter-in-law going back to her mother's house - not leaving the baggage

Scorpion not biting - this (sting) is it

Scorpion stings centipede - poison against poison

Scorpion packs hornet - poison on poison

Scorpion stings - a family (pinch)

Slanting picks flat pinch

The bride's room is too crowded to be opened

The new bridegroom's room is too crowded to be opened

The new bride's room is too crowded to be opened

The new bride is pregnant.

The new toilet bowl - three days of fragrance

The apricot blossom bloomed upside down - a fool

Brothers fight - a hurtful fight --- hurtful

Accounting board on the chest --- small idea

Eggplant on the chest --- much heart

Bear blind man walking relatives --- no one dares to recognize him

Bridge made of rotten wood --- intentionally harming people

Fighting between Xiu Cai --- speaking of etiquette

Xiu Cai looking at the list - half-crisped

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