Pick up hot chicks's welcome opening speech

1. Some people seem to be well informed, but even Peggy Piggy has never met them. 2. I am really simple, thinking about how to harm you all the time. After being with me, you can wash the dishes if you want, and sweep the floor if you want. 4. Walking alone at night, it's especially dark around, I'm so handsome ... I'm afraid others won't see me. 5, you are still young, I can't bear to fall in love with you. 6. Did you have a good time? C. others don't know, but everyone knows when you are fat. 7. I have done a lot of evil, and I hope you will do harm for the people. 8. In order to become a rich second generation, I lie in bed every day waiting for my dad to make a fortune. 9. Girls nowadays are too poor. I said to visit her house, but she said there was nothing I could do. 10, I'm going to meet my parents on Tanabata today. I'm so nervous. After all, I hit his son first. 1 1. I didn't know it was so simple to give up someone I like until I saw your household registration photo. 12, especially like to eat with friends who like to eat and chat. Usually when they are chatting, I am immersed in eating. 13, it's a good thing I don't have a date, otherwise I would reach out and reply to your message in such a cold day, hum. 14. If there is anything you don't like about me, please overcome it yourself. 15. When you are too old to walk, I will push you to the square in a wheelchair every day and let you watch me dance with other old women. 16 I have been afraid to ask what kind of boy you like, because I am afraid that you will say you like me. 17, when you encounter unlucky things in your life, don't be depressed, cheer up, you have to believe that the worse is yet to come. 18 I think the brightest smile in my life is probably dedicated to my mobile phone and computer screen. 19, time is a butcher's knife, not for beauty, but for ugliness. 20. As long as you are alive, you will meet something delicious. 2 1, we are good friends. I will give you a hand when you fall, but wait for me to laugh first. If you don't like my temper, you'd better find a loophole. In the dead of night, I often ask myself whether it was right or wrong to decide to come to earth. 24. Everyone else ran into the south wall. It must be very profitable for me to repair the south wall. 25. I have practiced Qigong, which can kill people. 26, people will change, for example, I once wanted to get rich, but now it is different, and now I just want to get rid of poverty! 27. I'm just a little fresh meat. Why am I going through this? 28. When you feel lonely and bored, turn on the computer and play a ghost movie. After a while, you will feel that the toilet, kitchen and room are occupied. 29, my shoulder is a little itchy, maybe in little wings 30, all things must come to an end, if you invite me, I can accompany you to eat more greetings to pick up girls. Sending her three words "you are crazy" or "you are a bad guy" is not sweet talk, but it has a great effect. The other party will definitely feel puzzled at this time and will definitely reply to you. Even if she is a little emotional, you can easily change her mood. Although you don't know her, it's a good choice to get her attention. 2. Look at the picture and talk. There are inevitably some photos in the circle of girls' friends. At this time, your chance will come. If you have a travel photo, you can use it as a topic to talk to her about the local scenery. You can say that you have been to this place. I don't know, just go to Baidu. Be sure to find the same topic and make her think you have something to say. 3. Praise and care. If a girl reveals that she has a pet in a circle of friends, then your chance has come. You can compliment her little pet, such as how cute and how old, male and female? Or if there are children in her circle of friends, you can give them an appropriate praise. Shota and the little princess are really cute and should be very popular with children. 4. Arouse the curiosity of girls. This is very important, like, uh, your head. . Um ... Your clothes and so on. (This prologue is very easy to use, which can generally stimulate their curiosity. Generally, girls will reply curiously, what's wrong with my avatar/clothes? Then you can tell her slowly. 5. Exaggeration and deliberate misinterpretation. Of course, the premise of using exaggeration is to praise and praise girls. Every girl likes to hear compliments from others. If you exaggerate your praise, it will definitely make her happy. For example, your bangs were invincible in ancient times ... your skin is so white that I can hardly open my eyes ... your legs are so long. It's a pity not to be a model ... the greeting opening remarks of picking up girls 3. Love story of picking up girls 1. On the way out with her, collect a smooth stone and say that you will take it as a souvenir of this trip with her. Then, after the trip, I carved a sentence similar to "I love xxx" in the lettering shop and gave it to her. I don't think I need that kind of evasive love words. If you have a dream, you should pursue it bravely and quickly. Copy it for me after you finish writing, and class will begin soon! -the most common words in school in the morning. Now, I wake up every day and see your smile shining on the wall like sunshine. I really want to wake up one day, and the first thing I touch is your really sweet sleeping capacity like a flower ... 5. Can you say something ambiguous so that I can understand it as I want, maybe it really means what I want to express? 6. Alas, there have been constant rainstorms, frequent earthquakes and disasters on all sides recently. That's it, let's pray to heaven together. Pray that I love you. 7. Affection is a burden that we can never bear, and love words are only occasional lies. 8. Never mind hearing love stories. Just miss it. 9. When I miss you, I close my eyes and imagine that you are by my side, your smile, your naughty and your lovely, but I find that I will always miss you, so I will always close my eyes and can't open them! 10, I want to have a baby with you. -I always think this sentence is particularly beautiful, because it is the highest commitment to love. Think about falling in love with someone, having a baby with her and being happy forever. Not only love, but also responsibility! Only those who have the courage to take responsibility can stay with them for life. Pick up hot chicks's love story 1, the leaves turned yellow and the wind dispersed, and the endless love story was forgotten. 2. Too many love stories make people melodramatic, too many philosophies make people numb, and too many realities make us look sophisticated. Simple, how luxurious. 3. A sweet love story may eliminate the long-standing misunderstanding in a woman's heart, and a few gentle smiles may make her heart no longer bored. If a man really loves a woman, it is best not to be stingy with your language, not to ignore her constant concern, and to give love and care to the details of emotion and life. The most touching love story in the world is "Take care of yourself first!" You ask me how long I can love you, and my answer is that I will love you as long as my heart is beating! 6. What you say when you are in love is called love talk. After breaking up, treat it as a joke. 7. The more you get, the more you lose. The more you know, the greater the harm. The more you care, the sadder it is. 8. lose three and lose four without losing you. 9. The first truth we need to know about this world is that everyone is not stupid and everyone is smart. If you see a person who seems to be doing something stupid, it only means that you don't know this person. In his world, there are other reasons to support him to insist on doing a "stupid thing" that others can't understand. 10, is your story a piano, chess, calligraphy and painting or a love story about alcohol and tobacco 1 1, the snowflake of love, dyed white hair; Four seasons of love, wrinkled cheeks. Depend on you and do everything for each other. 12, I have no time to pay attention to the beauty of Daiyu, and I have never drooled over Shi. It's no use winking at Zhaojun. I won't dream when I am alive, because you have occupied my heart, and I won't chase others no matter how beautiful they are! 13, I can't guarantee that everything will get better for you, but I promise that you won't have to face it alone from now on. 14, I hope that the love story will eventually be taken. You and I are not alone. 15, man, please don't talk to me with your conscience.