Funny paragraph: a literary youth picked up the lamp, the lamp God asked: "What do you want? I can give you." Youth embarrassed to say: "My cold and quiet home lacks a partner with my heart and soul, every day she waited for me to return from afar, without words, she opened her arms to me." The lamp god said, "As you wish!" The youth sobbed, "Is this an automatic sensor door?"
Funny paragraph: a beautiful woman to go to the market to buy pork, the boss said that the pork leg meat is not enough, so from the pig's face to cut a piece of meat to make up for it, the beauty of the anxious stomping feet, said, I do not want to face, I do not want to face.
Haha, is this a wedding photo taken on a rainy day?
Funny paragraph: wife pregnant, yesterday after dinner, she has been hiccups, I want to scare her to cure hiccups, so I boarded up the face and slowly asked her: who is the child? My wife looked at me and asked what I meant. I said: do not hide, I know, I see you WeChat, who is that person? After a while, my wife actually cried and confessed to me! The result is that the child is really not mine!
Funny paragraph: my boyfriend accompanied me to buy clothes, try clothes when he has been waiting for me outside, picked a long time to try a set, and came out to ask him: good? He said: not as good as the one you just tried! Pop, a slap on his head, I said angrily: this is the first set of clothes, just I have been in the fitting room have not come out, you see who?
Funny paragraph: office and colleagues chat, I asked a female colleague: "How do you not test driving license." She said confidently: "You do not know that beautiful women are sitting in the passenger side?" Another colleague: "You look like this, if I drive directly to you thrown in the trunk."
Funny paragraph: looking at the front of this has been T light waiting for me, I inadvertently fell into a deep meditation, I do not want to go on like this, do not want to be a walking corpse, the heart cried out: "This is not the life I want!" Suddenly a voice pulled me back to reality: "Young man, back rub!"
Funny paragraph: a novice to collect loan sharks, he took out the loan notes, said with a smile: "black and white clearly written you owe me one million! Do you want to renege." The person said he really didn't have that much money, and he threatened, "Hmph! Don't blame me for not reminding you! If you can't pay tomorrow, your house will look like it." He took out a lighter and burned the IOU ......
Funny paragraph: freshman military training, there is a baby fat cute girl in the class. The girl's feet were swollen by mosquitoes at night, so the whole foot was swollen, and she could only take off her shoes and sit on the side during the military training. The class teacher came to visit and was surprised to ask how her feet were swollen like this, and the girl weakly moved over to the other side!
Funny paragraph: the bride and groom are college students, together have been 4 years long, finally on this day to enter the marriage hall. Early this morning, the groom with the best man group to pick up the bride, broke the "seven seven forty-nine" off, sent countless red envelopes, before finally seeing the long-awaited bride.
Funny paragraph: brother-in-law drunk last night, my sister asked him tentatively : how many women have you slept with? I'm not sure how many women I've slept with, but I'm not sure how many women I've slept with, and I'm not sure how many women I've slept with. Then he turned his head and fell asleep. In the middle of the night, my brother-in-law was woken up by my sister's slap on the face: damn counting the whole night, you actually finish counting
Funny paragraph: the bus heard a couple of older women talking about the birth of a second child. One of them said, "We have to have a second child, look at Da Lang, if there is no Wu Song, who will give him revenge ah!" Or the big mom far-sighted ......
Funny paragraph: warm tips - during the holidays, are the high incidence of cases. So, you must pay attention to cover up when you go to ATM to withdraw money, and never let strangers see the balance. Otherwise it will be laughed at ...... poor, definitely a profound secret.
Funny paragraph: Agua and his girlfriend broke up. Agua asked his girlfriend: "You say our relationship is still saved?" The girlfriend replied: "It's a key on the phone!" Agua: "Is it redial?" Girlfriend: "No, it's speakerphone."
Funny paragraph: dinner time, mom rambling said: "Look next door to the Chen big sister, her daughter talked about an object, either dislike the man's work is not good or think the looks are not good, she found a son-in-law really nosy!" Dad didn't even look up and said back, "You're covered in hair and you're calling other people leprechauns!" See mom's sharp eyes, I silently holding the phone away from ......
Funny paragraph: two cows eating grass together. The green cow asked the black cow: "Hey! What is the flavor of your grass?" The black cow said, "Strawberry flavor!" The green ox leans over to take a bite and angrily shouts, "You lied to me!" The black bull looked at him contemptuously and returned, "Idiot, I said the grass didn't have a flavor."