1. report teacher, can you dismiss the class first? Because, my daughter-in-law is hungry. That day, I was touched by this sentence.
2. Report to the teacher, my winter vacation homework is finished, but you have to scan the QR code I drew to receive it.
3. Friends can be found again if they are gone, brothers can be made again if they are gone, and people will be ruined if their hearts are gone.
4. Valentine's Day, a MM called him: come to my house, no one! He was so excited that he ran wild! Knocked on the door for more than an hour, and found that really no one.
5. Why don't you answer the phone? The ringtone is too good for me to pick up
6. Today a group of Japanese came to visit our school, and to be honest, this is the first time I have seen Japanese in clothes!
7. To the fat man: in the eyes of the eaters, you are always just a piece of meat.
8. Especially like the teacher on the class on the subject, suddenly the sky and the north to chat up, and then chatting away, and then out of class.
9. When buying a watermelon, 100% of the people will knock the watermelon and most of them don't know how to knock blindly there
10. I think the square dance mom should hold the electric mosquito swatters, and at the same time exercise for the people to get rid of the harm.
11. high math teacher to 4G speed lectures, the school bully to wifi speed listening, the school god to 3G speed to remember, the school dick to 2G speed dry look.
12. Quickly say the game is important or I am important? I dare to play the game do not dare to hit you you say it!
13. Junior high school, the last year, confession on the good benefits of it, did not confess to you even if it.
14. Never work hard, at least now you can take the lazy as an excuse for your stupidity.
15. The difficulty of marriage lies in whether we fall in love with each other's strengths or live with his weaknesses.
16. Some people, exams rely on strength, some people, exams rely on eyesight, and I, exams rely on imagination.
17. If you care too much about what others think, then your life is like a pair of pants, what others put the fart you have to follow.
18. For girls, more terrible than fat 10 pounds, is the girlfriends thin 5 pounds.
19. Every time I weigh myself, I comfort myself with more ink in my stomach.
20. Some people say that walking and playing with cell phones are easy to get into a car accident! I was so scared that I started to run and play.
21. You have to eat well, go to bed early, and don't rely on your ugly face to stay up all night.
22. Every time you look in the mirror there is a kind of impulse to smash it, I'm so handsome there can only be one in the world.
23. You do not envy me on vacation without homework, do you know that I have to think about what to wear tomorrow, what to eat, what to play how tired!
24. Once I do my homework, I realize that my desk is so much fun, my pen is so much fun, and my nails are so much fun
25. Every time when you are angry with your daughter-in-law, you must calm down, take a deep breath and tell yourself: I chose, I deserve it, I chose, I deserve it.
26. summer I thank two people: one called Willis Carrier male Americans, he invented the air conditioning. The other is called Houyi male Chinese, he killed nine suns.
27. Yesterday and the mosquito war a night, and finally tied, it did not eat, I did not sleep well.
28. It is said that 90% of boys touching girls' heads are like, and 80% of girls touching boys' heads are touching their sons.
29. When I was a kid, my dream was to be a hero, and when I grew up, I didn't think it would be easy to realize in an Internet cafe, and there are quite a lot of choices.
30. I heard that people who keep mistyping words have higher IQs, and because their IQs are so high, their hands can't keep up with the rhythm of their brains running a bit.
31. Junior high school partners have changed into the goddess of men and goddesses the single are also single, only I am in the path of the joke further and further away.
32. My friend said that I was black, I decided to lift up my shirt, pointing to the white belly to him to see, quite white.
33. July I must study well every day, absolutely no cell phone not to fall in love. If you can't do it, then I'll post it again in August.
34. eat eating a power outage, I hastily grilled two mouths of rice, suddenly the light is on, I exclaimed: Could this be the legendary grill pulling can light?
35. A person walking at night, the surrounding especially dark, I am so handsome and so scared, so afraid of others can not see.
36. Recently, I want to go to the movies with my boyfriend, please recommend, there is no good boyfriend.
37. If God closes a door to me, then please take the window with you, Dad is going to turn on the air conditioning.
38. I think the square dance mom should hold an electric mosquito swatter, in the exercise at the same time also for the people to get rid of harm.
39. Is the League of Legends important or am I important? I dare to play the League of Legends do not dare to play you, you say who is important?
40. Since the final exams, my status in the family from the first level of protection of animals into wild animals, baby heart bitter.
1. The only way to spare yourself is the following nine words: the food, the sleep, the laugh.
2. People who are emotionally attached to each other, the days will not be good, trust, dependence, nostalgia, a minute to abuse you to the end of the world.
3. Whether heartless people live long, I do not know. However, the heartless people, live not tired, that is true.
4. Learn to be a little heartless, do not go to the bottom of everything, do not go easily test. Because in this world of masks, false love is always flooded, play is always the norm, everything does not have to see so understand.
5. Do not be too sensitive to think too much, or hurt is their own.
6. Sometimes, rather than more heart, as well as less rooted. I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do this, but I'm sure you're going to be able to do it!
7. Sometimes you feel tired because you think too much. People who think too much live hard, because it is too easy to be swayed by other people's emotions.
8. Multi-mindful people are always thinking nonsense, the results are trapped in a jumble of emotions, can not move. The heart is simple, the world is simple, happiness will grow; the heart is free, life is free, where there is happiness.
9. If the heart is not moving, the wind is not; if you do not hurt, the years are not hurt.
10. Every heartless now, there is a heart and lungs of the past.
11. No matter with whom, friends or strangers, you must learn, even if sad, but also to smile.
12. Instead of letting yourself be tired of living out of your heart, you should let yourself live happily without a heart.
13. With the attitude of willingness, to go to the life as it happens.
14. Soft heart is a disease, it always makes you constantly forgive others, and then constantly give others the opportunity to hurt themselves.
15. I'd rather let others think I'm happy and heartless than to let myself look aggrieved and miserable.
16. The sun rises in the East China Sea and falls in the West China Mountain, sadness is also a day, joy is also a day; things do not drill the bull's-eye, people are also comfortable, the heart is also comfortable.
17. A lot of times, see through too much but not happy, not as childish and heartless.
18. There are too many imperfections in life, the gain is frank, the loss is bland, let nature take its course.
19. Sometimes I really want to become a puppet. This way, you can live without a heart.
20. Growing up, I realized, "Try not to give others trouble, others had better not trouble me." This sentence is not indifference, but maturity.
One, copying the signature is not necessarily plagiarism, but to find the **** Ming.
Second, in fact, I am very happy, even without love.
Third, women, I want to be a good husband, do your heart the best boyfriend, sorry, I really do not know how to comfort their own women.
Fourth, if I had not met you, I would not have so many emotions; if I had not met you, I would not be so heartless; if I had not met you, I would not think so much every day. You don't need me anymore, so why should I dwell on it! Every day, I go back and forth on my emotions, and I'm fine after I've endured them! Desperately trying not to care, but your every move is in my eyes! Disappointed for a long time, maybe I will forget about you!
Fifth, if there is a day I give up, please remember because you do not care.
Six, early in the morning to say such a heavy problem! I also want to try to get the performance of the store up but rely on me alone useful? I have no heart this time is not that I do not want to but I have an indescribable taste in my heart! I'm not sure if it's a good idea, but I'm not sure if it's a good idea.
Seven, standing in place, looking back, it turns out that I have walked the road so heartfelt.
Eight, forget that childish oath, the reality does not exist forever.
Nine, not clear what they want to worry about clear what they want to worry about the first can also live without heart and lungs of the second see too clear the more I want to think of a person in the middle way is too difficult.
Tenth, that they are cared about by others, in fact, is self-centered.
XI, I really hope that I am an irresponsible person! No matter what is in the hand, patting the ass to go away how good! No heart and lungs really better than such a heart and lungs!
twelve, life has done a lot of embarrassing things. For example, when arguing with someone, the aggrieved did not speak first tears fell. For example, the first time the section three did not pass, from the examination room back to ride the car to go all the way to cry all the way. For example, when you are drunk, you call a phone number that is always open, but not answered. Always love to put harsh words, the next day and Baba apologized regret. In fact, no heart does not mean no sadness. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty.
13, the heart can be loaded with some time to take away the faint sadness, is also a kind of happiness.
Fourteen, the next life we can do, just do not let us rub shoulders
Fifteen, suddenly found that the twenty years over quite tired. I'm not sure if you're going to be able to get a good deal on a new product, but I'm sure you're going to be able to get a good deal on a new product. I'm not sure if you're going to be able to get a good deal on the way to the next level, but I'm sure you'll be able to get a good deal on the way to the next level, so I'm sure you'll be able to get a good deal on the way to the next level.
XVI, some words buried in the heart, such as every time we walked through the street we have walked on the heart of the hidden pain.
Seventeen, the summer vacation is not yet over, I have begun to look forward to the winter vacation.
XVIII, love so deep, more serious than anyone else, but in the end or only left me alone.
Twenty, the first line: you are the principal, the second line: I am a teacher. Crossword: two idiots.
XXI, live why too much as expected? The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do this, but I'm sure I'll be able to do it, and I'm sure I'll be able to do it. Not so brave, at least can still face openly; not so perfect, at least ask the heart is not guilty. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on some of the most popular products and services in the world, and you'll be able to do that.
Twenty-two, let the storm come more violent point, so that those dating are drenched into the soup chicken.
Twenty-three, I gave you my heart, so don't give it back to me.
Twenty-four, if truly love a person, I am willing to wait, no matter whether it is worth it or not.
Be a heartless person saidI. Sometimes, you feel tired because you think too much. Multi-minded people live a hard life because it is too easy to be swayed by other people's emotions. Multi-mindful people are always thinking nonsense, the results are trapped in a mess of emotions, can not move. The heart is simple, the world is simple, happiness will grow; the heart is free, life is free, where there is happiness. Sometimes, instead of more heart, it is better to have fewer tendons. I'm not sure if you're a good person, but I'm a good person, and I'm a good person!
Second, I'm sorry, I can no longer love you, your good I always remember.
Third, I would like to do a heartless not care not care not to care not sensitive but what can I do it other people a look can decide my mood half a day do not want to hurt other people and yet others hurt a mess for so long, but still such a selfish stubborn capricious dependence on the neurotic kinky obsessive-compulsive wood opinion indecisive love hate distinctive licentiousness and love of freedom in general Ere Batiati away from me! I'm toxic and poisonous.
Fourth, some people, encounter setbacks, psychological recovery ability is very strong, a few days later may be like nothing. Others will always feel that you are heartless and will not be difficult. Oh buy Karma, when you are still immersed in the first setback, I have experienced three setbacks, and laugh in the face of life. Optimistic people are destined to take more, so they need to have better digestion too.
Fifth, my heart is so big, you look to put your so-called love in it.
Six, dreaming of going out to play is estimated to be the most tired it, but also to buy tickets, but also queuing up, dreaming is also the same heartless lost three fall four back and forth tossing, this night is really not less busy, but why wake up in the morning to find still sleeping in their own bed, why? Why? The first thing you need to do is to get a good deal on your own.
Seven, say to yourself, I'm sorry, these years have not learned to love themselves.
Eight, seemingly heartless, in fact, the heart is more painful than anyone else.
Nine, a person's night I will not go to the noise, tired of squatting down to hug themselves.
Tenth, some things experienced on the mature, some people understand the end.
eleven, just a day or two of time, Fanfan will be pushed to the tip of the storm, those who do not know, please do not presume to speculate, but also do not want to add fuel to the fire. Some people are always cursing and saying that Megane has no head, blindly denying the facts to protect Wu Yifan, but if not for the fact that some people have no heart, black heartedly fabricated the incident, where does the protection come from. Wu Yifan deserves our support, and even more so, he deserves every single one of us to believe in him. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it!
twelve, I think most people living in this world for the face of this invisible things are the most overly obsessive, such as I hope that I must always be free, always do what you want, and always be at peace. Or maybe it is best not to turn back in this life, it is also best not to easily find someone to talk to, because I ask myself to be a person in the eyes of others who live effortlessly without heart and lungs, no other ideas, just think it's cool.
13, so many right and wrong, because the parting has become no longer so important. The first time I saw this, I was in the middle of a conversation with a man who had been in the middle of a conversation with a woman. The bad thing is that you can't think about it. Those days of carefree and heartless can no longer find back, we have to start thinking about the future, and then each parted ways.
Fourteen, the future husband, although we do not know now, but I have heard your call.
XV, the side can see your scars, but never feel your pain.
XVI, memories, can only go to [miss], but can not go to [repeat].
seventeen, the mouth of the two fish say so dashing, but ultimately can not beat their own inner vulnerability. Like a child insecure, occasionally crying heartbreaking, unable to express to others (especially their own very close to the people) their own inner panic, occasionally because of a little thing and happy heartless, eager to share with all the simple happiness.
xviii, once, that is only once, instead of permanent, you are just a passer-by in my life.
nineteen, when the tears stay, only to know, separate is another kind of understanding.
Twenty, do you know, the taste of pain, pain is because you want to forget who.
XXI, some things do not ask is not not concerned about but believe, ask is not not believe but care. Some things do not try to always feel unsympathetic, clearly know that there is no result but still impulsive to insist on. Only in your most lost soul, the most failed helpless time, will know who is a friend, who is a dog, who is an animal, who is a person. Life is too transparent to know too much instead of unhappy, rather than childish heartless. I'm not tired of living without a heart and lungs.
Twenty-two, do not want to complain do not want to exclude, just want to find once heartless, open laugh, headless self.
Twenty-three, as if anything can be accommodated, and as if nothing can be endured. As if anything is very caring, and as if anything is very indifferent. It seems to be very guilty, but also seems to have no heart and mind. It seems like I want to talk a lot, and I want to be a chatterbox, but it seems like I have nothing to say, like a mute. As if I want to cry, but also as if I can't wait to laugh. The people, really strange.
Twenty-four, there are a lot of things in the world actually does not exist, and people still say.
Twenty-five, memories are the best ending, fools are the same, can not escape sadness.
Twenty-six, do not love on do not love, break up on bye-bye, don't tm that we can not get along.
Twenty-seven, sometimes, commitment, only listen to the one who will remember.
Twenty-eight, some people, there are stories, some stories, no plot.
Twenty-nine, always like this, remember too little, forget too much.
Thirty, how can you change your heart, how can you allow love to intervene, how can you say clearly.