There are three major birthplaces of Chinese comedy: Beijing Tianqiao, Tianjin Guanyechang, Sanzhou Er and Nanjing Fuzimiao. The art of comedy originated in North China, popular in Beijing, Tianjin and Hebei, popularized throughout the country and at home and abroad, began in the Ming and Qing dynasties, and flourished in contemporary times. Let's take a look at the humorous and funny comic lines.
Humor and funny comic lines 1
A: XXX, long time no see, how are you?
B: I'm not still the same. YYY, long time no see, you also good?
A: YYY, you look again, I am YYY?
B: (up and down) you are not YYY?
B: (up and down) you are not YYY?
A: (posturing) I'm not YYY, I'm the more flying Pengju ah!
B: Ah? You are Yue Fei? I'm not a YYYY, I'm a Yue Fei Yue Pengju!
A: That is of course ...... the ghost met you la. Ah ...... how to say over and over I am a ghost ah?
B: This is the art of speaking, that is, humor.
A: Hey you don't say, this sounds is funny.
B: If you do not say that your understanding is high, a moment to listen to the door to the road.
A: Hey, today we just come together to have fun.
B: That's no problem ah, as long as you are accompanied on the line.
A: I have no problem here ah, then I will give up my life with the gentleman.
B: Well, I'll tell you another humor about ghosts. Say you're trapped in a courtyard that has only one door. Ghosts come out of this door and become people, and people come out of this door and become ghosts. Ask if you are a human or a ghost in the courtyard.
A: Of course it's a human being!
B: Then you stay inside do not come out, you come out quasi-scary.
A: then I am a ghost.
B: This is not the end, I started to say you are a ghost.
A: Well, I'm going to call it a ghost today.
B: Humor is a kind of art, it is only elegant to amuse. Otherwise, it will not only not amusing, may also bring you trouble.
A: This humor can bring me what trouble ah?
B: You do not believe, you do not believe me to tell you one.
A: Then you tell me, I'm not so angry.
B: Let's also say that just now. Say you're trapped in a yard, and there's only one door in this yard. Dogs come out of this door and become people, and people come out of this door and become dogs. Ask if you are a human or a dog in the yard.
A: You are talking about people?
B: So we have to say civilized words, do civilized things.
A: This is true.
B: Humor can also show your personality, so that others feel that you speak with a sense of freshness and charm.
A: This is to learn.
B: For example, you praise a woman looks beautiful, how do you say ah?
A: the sunken fish and geese, closed the moon and shy flowers, look more beautiful than Xishi.
B: Women are sure to be happy to hear this, praise her.
B: The woman must be happy to hear this, praise her, but this is also too vulgar.
A: How do you say?
B: If I ah, I said "I met the immortal".
A: This is really fresh, your original, right?
B: what original not original. But then again, this humor has the effect of letting people live longer.
A: This I know, laugh a decade less. A person is happy, a happy to look younger.
B: This is not a time well, there is a little girl got seriously ill, immediately on the death, the doctor expects her to live twenty days. As a result, this matter let this little girl know, she can not stand the blow, directly on the hunger strike. Her parents know that I love to tell jokes, let me go to the little girl to tell some jokes, can not let her die like this ah.
A: Poor parents ah.
B: I understand the situation, I saw this little girl in the hospital. This little girl color is really bad, mental depression. Knowing that I came, she slightly opened her eyes: uncle, you came, I like to hear you tell jokes.
A: It seems that you still have a certain popularity.
B: I heard the heart is sour, tears almost down. I said: child, uncle came to see you. You look so beautiful, people and good, will be all right, I believe that after twenty years I will see you again.
A: You really know how to comfort people.
B: uncle, you do not coax me, the doctor said I can not live twenty days, how can I see people again after twenty years?
A: people understand ah.
B: Then you listen to the doctor or listen to me ah?
A: Then how does she answer you ah?
B: I certainly listen to the doctor.
A: How can they believe you?
B: listen to the doctor can only live 20 days, listen to me but can live 20 years!
A: How did she react?
B: The little girl smiled: I still listen to you.
A: You really talk to her.
B: That's good, from today onwards you have to rest, eat well, nothing to listen to music, happy every day. Now I am very busy, twenty days later I will see you again, goodbye.
A: You actually say something to make people happy.
B: Then I secretly told her parents: twenty days later is that I will not come, if the little girl asked, you say I'm busy, but will soon come, has been dragging Ting.
A: This is not a lie?
B: Later, the little girl was miraculously good, and soon discharged from the hospital.
A: you really God.
B: not I God, this sometimes psychological effect is really quite strong. However, the good times are not long, after two years, the little girl's disease relapsed, this time really can not be saved. I saw her when she was dying, tears in her eyes, I know that the little girl has a heart yet, I asked her she is still embarrassed to say. I asked her if she hadn't found someone yet, and she said yes. I said I'll find you a person to shoot a wedding with you, she even nodded vigorously.
A: This time you can say a little big, where do you go to find people to go?
B: I'm looking for your wife.
A: you find my wife why ah?
B: I met your wife, said: borrow your family YYY make.
A: my wife will definitely smoke you!
B: On the contrary, your wife laughed and said: YYY stupid, you find him as a mule or as a horse ah?
A: my wife than you can stink me.
B: Although your husband is stupid.
B: Your husband, although stupid, but he still looks like a man. I'm looking for him not to be a mule or a horse, I'm looking for him to be a groom.
A: this top hat you are to me to wear.
B: (pretending to be a woman) when the wolf? The first thing you need to do is to get a good deal of money from the government.
A: My wife is not mental.
B: When the groom! Then I put the girl's encounter with your wife, your wife how enlightened ah, then agreed.
A: Well, this favor we should help!
B: This ward can be lively! There is to the bride makeup, there is to the bride to wear a wedding dress, there are busy taking pictures of ......
A: warm-hearted people are really not a lot.
B: This bride, despite the haggard face, but also the heart of the flowers ah! You are also very happy.
A: I have no good words here.
B: The bride said a humorous word before dying, almost did not scare you to death.
A: What did she say? Let me be so scared.
B: Dear, goodbye!
A: Hey, again ...... ah -
Humorous and funny comic lines 2A: (loud wave) Dear friends, how are you?
A: (muttered in a low voice) There is no reaction ah. (Loud) again, dear friends, how are you? Give some applause, thank you!
B: Eh eh eh, you think they are giving you a round of applause, they are looking at me handsome, give me a round of applause
C: What ah, they are looking at me handsome, give me a round of applause
A: Hey!
The first time I saw the movie, I saw the movie, but I didn't know what to expect, so I didn't know what to expect.
A: old eight ah, I am your eight sister
C: eight sister?
A: you are not nine sisters, is the little sister
C: how?
A: Look ah, the Dream of the Red Mansions more women, to make up twelve known as the Twelve Haircuts of the Golden Hairpin; our library is full of women, but also the whole twelve, so referred to as the Book of Twelve Haircuts, I ranked the oldest eight, you ranked the oldest small, it is not right
B: to say that I'm the Book of Twelve Haircuts of one of the
C: to say that I'm also
A: This is the right!
C: I'm also one of the book's 12 hairpins.
B: not right ah, twelve minus three equals nine, there are still nine it
A: see you counting is not bad
B: that's ah
A: then let's take this piece of the twelve hairpin to the people of the book to say one by one?
B: how?
A: so, Jinling twelve hairpin everyone has a poem, I am responsible for the introduction, you two are responsible for poetry, how?
B: that can not be made
A: It does not matter. Singing, dancing, free verse or a line can be, and we are not responsible for any of them, how about it?
B: (turned to C) you think?
C: We can try
A: Come on, let's start
B: Wait, where do we start?
A: If a family has nine children, shouting to get up, you have to shout: big hair, two hair, three hair, four hair, five hair, six hair, seven hair, eight hair, cut off to get up! The first thing you need to do is to start with the big hair. We are also, according to the big hairpin two hairpin three hairpin four hairpin five hairpin six hairpin seven hairpin eight hairpin nine hairpin ten hairpin eleven twelve hairpin order, OK?
B C: good!
A: Then we started ah. A big hairpin A Hui, library reading and teaching materials management, the main thing is that for many years is our middle-aged and elderly disco instructor, do a good job, dance great, we look -
B C: (song and dance) sister you sit on the bow of the boat, the brother of me on the shore to go, love and love fiber rope swinging, swinging, swinging ... .... ...Swinging...
A: two hairpin A Suo, in charge of the faculty reading room, serious and careful work, work that is called a good, there is a poem for proof:
B C: (poetry recitation) put on a white coat
Some people say
I'm a white angel
Some people say
I'm a blood drawer, I'm a white angel
I'm a white angel. >
I'm a blood drawer
In fact
I'm a hygienist
A: three hairpin Ah Hong, in charge of the student reading room, for many years, booking newspapers top hands have fallen sick, pain ah. But in the face of pain she is still strong smile, still so beautiful and touching, there is a song for proof -
B C: (singing) lift your cover, let me see your face, your eyebrows fine and long ah, as if the curved moon on the day
A: four hairpin Aqin, in charge of the social sciences library, from her body is a great mother's love, we see that the mother's love is a great mother's love. We see is the great mother's love, she treats every reader like their own relatives, but also especially like to clean up the house, there is a song for proof -
B C: (singing, weaving flower baskets tunes) wipe wipe wipe the table, once or twice is not too annoying. The table is so brightly colored that it glistens as a radiator...
A: A hairpin A Qing, in charge of teaching materials, and also in charge of book lending and returning, but also in charge of moving tables, chairs, flower pots, so to speak, she is the library's big housekeeper, and she is in charge of everything, and that's really a handful of people in and out of the house, and a poor man's child is a master of the house in the early days, and there is a ringtone of her cell phone as evidence.... --
B C: (shouting) there are rags for sale -------- there are broken shoes and rotten socks for sale --------
A: who have rags to find a clear processing to go ah. I'm not sure who it is, but I'm not sure if it's a good idea. Oh, six hairpin. Six Hairpin Man, in charge of the natural science library, when, during the preparation of the library, she and Chao, Xin is the library of the three "long laborers" no morning and no night to the College of this landlord old man to carry the long work, see, she is quite happy to do --
B C: (singing, unity is strength tune) labor is happy, labor is happy, this happy you, this happy me, higher than the sky, longer than the ground -----
A: seven hairpin this life is beautiful, looks like the wind flow. A pair of phoenix triangular eyes, two curved willow leaf hanging eyebrows. A tent in the tent, the decision to win beyond the two floors, that is from the second floor to the first floor, from the second floor to the fourth floor ah. Who is she? She is - the librarian Ah Chang! When, during the preparation of the library, watched her face from big to small, from small to thin, from thin to yellow, yellow and yellow, not only to their own ruthless, the subordinates are also ruthless it is said to be the eighteenth generation of Zhou PiPi's heirloom, there is a sentence that she often said as evidence -
乙丙：(声色俱厉)还不赶紧给我干活去!
A: listen to this old seven how powerful ah! Eight hairpin A new, in charge of the lending desk, you can go to her if you do the lending card, to do the school, borrow books, return books, query, print, and look at the anti-theft meter lost or not, can go to look for her. Hey, this person you two have to use two good words ah
B C: (poetry recitation) I have two rows of snow-white teeth
I have a red heart
I would like to work hard for everyone
dedicate a misty kiss
A: Nine hairpin Ally, in charge of the social sciences library two, and also in charge of the sub-campus teaching materials. Her house, is the most popular one, one to the next class, you see, three or two straight to Wang Li that house and go, but also from time to time someone shouted: "Do not squeeze, step on my foot ah" why ah?
B C: (Singing) I have a little secret hidden in my heart, I can not tell you, that is not the general love and meaning, that connects me and you -----
A: What secret guys slowly guess ah. Ten hairpin Ajie, in charge of the branch campus reading room, twenty years as one day to pay in obscurity, she said, I'm a green leaf, reflecting the red flowers of the green leaves, to ask why the flowers are so red, no green leaves can not. There is a song as evidence -
B C: (singing) This is the green leaf to the root of the love ----- This is the green leaf to the root of the love ----- This is the green leaf to the root of the love -----
A: eleven hairpin A Chao, twelve hairpin Xin, two new young people, the master of the editorial office, the core of the library management. Data processing can not be separated from them, the top shift can not be separated from them. They take the lowest salary, do not replace the work of others, they use the same enthusiasm as fire, shouted their own voice -
B C: I am a brick, where the need where to move!