The loach was very angry: "Are you blind?"
The crab is very aggrieved: "No, I am a crab!"
2. Today on the driving school theory class, the teacher said, "caused a serious traffic accident, and escape, a lifetime ban on driving (ban on marriage)."
After a sister raised her hand and said, "Then I can't get married for the rest of my life?"
3. His girlfriend's name is Zhu Jing, and the first time he brought his girlfriend back home to the countryside, he entered and said: Mom, Zhu Jing is here.
Mom heard and said: the pig came in to drive it out is!
4. Grandfather in a critical illness, will be young and ignorant grandson called to the bed, with his last breath instructed: "Children ah, this world ...... to be an official to be good ah!" The young grandson is an obedient child, he will grandfather dying words firmly in mind. Many years later, he finally became the best coffin maker in the village.
5. A woman came to a man's house to play, and the woman flirted with the man, saying, "I'll marry you if you have a piece of land. At this time, the doorbell rang, the courier boy said: Mr., there you express!
6. Language class, the teacher in the text analysis Xiaoming did not listen carefully, suddenly the teacher asked: "Xiaoming you to answer, the article 1 to 2 paragraphs explain what?" Xiaoming froze and said, "The article 1 to 2 shows that he broke up with Ma Yili?"
7. Nyonya and Dazhuang were playing downstairs, and Nyonya suggested, "Let's play pretend star!" "Yeah, yeah!" "You take me as Deng Ziqi!" "Okay!" With a look of excitement on his face, Big Strong pushed Nyonya to the ground and rode her. Niu Niu was startled and howled out with a wail, "Wang Dajiang I grass your father ah, who the hell let you ride me as a stool ah!"
8. The day I drove the bus to the station, the passengers were out of the car. The moment the door was about to close, a lady outside the door yelled; "I'm going to die in your car!"''
I was so nervous that I immediately closed the door and stepped on the gas, thinking; "There are a lot of strange people and things in the city.''
Unexpectedly, the lady actually called a taxi to chase after my bus and finally stopped it.
The door opened and the lady yelled again; "Why don't you stop? I'm going to die in your car!"''
I asked her in fear; "Ms., what is it that you can not think of?
He angrily walked towards a seat and then picked up a set of keys and said to me; "I'm going to die [keys] in your car!''