1. "I was playing with my mobile phone when they were fighting." Replace it with "I was cleaning my cell phone when they quarreled."
2. "I was scared, too, but the only weapon I could defend myself at that time was a pen." I was scared at that time, but the only thing that could protect me was a red pen, and the cap was particularly difficult to take off.
3. "Big Brother, you finally came. I have been waiting for you for half an hour. " Replace it with "eldest brother, I finally waited for you." I learned the 17 paragraph of square dance. If you come later, I can finish it. "
4. "You are so disgusting that I want to throw up." Replace it with "You are disgusting. If I didn't feel uncomfortable eating something in my stomach, I would have vomited on the spot. "
5. "Can you pay me back 200 yuan first? I can't afford it soon. " Can you give me back 200 yuan first? Recently, the owners of Shaxian snacks are asking me why I stutter and make instant noodles at his house. "
I like you, so you can't like others. Replace it with "don't worry about me, it's dangerous outside, so stay quiet."
7. "I am a very attractive man, and I am worthy of your love." Replace it with "I will definitely charm you with my myriad customs."
8. "How can you be so stupid?" Replace it with "your IQ may not be as high as the oxygen in the Himalayas."
9. "Don't be afraid of lightning." Replace it with "Remember to smile when you meet lightning. The sky is taking pictures of you."
10. "Why do you always take selfies?" Replace it with "Why do you always take selfies and make my legs weak?"
1 1. "You go to sleep." Replace it with "Although you are asleep now, my mind is still spinning for you."
12. "I don't like you because you are fat." Replace it with "I don't want to tease you, I'm afraid you will crush my heart."
13. "Hello." Replace it with "Hello, can we talk somewhere else?"
14. "Let's have a drink next time?" Replace it with "next time you drink, can you make your cup for me?"
15. "Why are you getting fat again?" Replace it with "You are heavy in my heart again."
16. "I want to sleep with you." Replace it with "The happiest thing is sleeping with you, or simply sleeping with you."