30 chatting routines to make girls happy

1, girl, put the Bluetooth on, send some love to me.

2, the woman with a lot of flavor is a lighter, and the woman who doesn't understand the flavor is a fire extinguisher.

3. If it were not for the fact that I can't beat you, I would have turned my back on you.

4, I've read the most sadistic novel is my chat with you

5, I heard that you are not doing well, I sat at the door to enjoy the whole day.

6, why should girls have to be so calculating with each other, anyway, over the decades are going to square dance together

7, sleep is an art - no one can stop me from pursuing the art of footsteps!

8, the journey of exploration does not lie in the discovery of new continents, but in the cultivation of new perspectives.

9, Elder sister, you will be from the old line, right? After a long, long time? Master and mistress, you just spare the old cassock!

10, a long time, only to realize that a lot of things that should be done have not been done.

11, you send a "hmm", I still continue to return to you; I send a "hmm", never reply. This is the difference between loving and being loved!

12, according to the pig's aesthetic, I am basically considered a handsome man.

13, it turns out that without me these years you have not been living well, now I'm relieved.

14, I heard that women like clothes, brothers like hands and feet. In retrospect, I even seven hands and feet of the naked run for 20 years!

15, I want to be a man like stinky tofu, smelling stinky eating, which is called connotation.

16, the people who are not satisfied with the hairstyle, usually face problems

17, if not I can not beat you, I would have broken up with you.

18, good-looking point of the person, life may be a biography, may be a novel, may be an essay. And you, can only be a paragraph.

19, I have not weighed a full six months, because I have a number in mind.

20, I never curse, because I'm better with my hands.

21, I know I have a bad temper, and if you can't stand it, you should reflect on yourself and why others can.

22, I will only do two things in my life, is to kiss you and hug you.

23, recently always cold hands and feet, the Internet said is due to kidney deficiency. Insist on fitness, drink goji berries, make tea. A period of time or not effective, so a bite to pay the heating bill, the disease is well.

24, as long as there is a courier is still on the road, I feel that this life is still a little hope.

25. You dress up like this, is there any dissatisfaction with the world.

26, female: hum. Male: piglet only hum

27, female: where are you? Male: you touch your left chest, I'm in your heart.

28, male: I see people can be accurate. Female: Really? Then you see what kind of person I am. M: You are the person I love.

29, male: teach you how to be happy and happy every day. Female: how? M: First of all, your object has to be me.

30, male: you are quite perfect, there is a shortcoming. Female: what shortcomings? M: lack of a me.