The West Island Song
Remembering the plums going down to the West Island, folding the plums and sending them to the north of the river. The single shirt is red with apricots, and the temples are the color of crows. I'm not sure where I'm going to go. I'm not sure if I'll be able to make it, but I'm sure I'll be able to make it. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it," he said. The tree is in front of my door, and I can see my cui-tian in the door. When I opened the door, I went out to pick red lotus. Picking Lotus in Nantang in the fall, the lotus flower passes over one's head. The lotus seed is as clear as water. The lotus seed is as clear as water. Put it in the sleeve of the lotus embrace, the heart of the lotus is completely red. I remembered that Lang Lang did not come, and looked up to see the Flying Hung. The sky is full of western continents, and I look up to see my husband on the green building. I can't see the building, but I can't see the balustrade at the end of the day. The railing has twelve curves, and the hand is as bright as jade. The curtains are high in the sky, and the sea shakes the sky green. The seawater dream is long, and I am sad too. The south wind knows what I want, and it blows my dreams to the West Island.
Li Shangyin's "Untitled"
It's hard to say goodbye when you see each other, and the east wind has no power to destroy the hundreds of flowers.
The silk worm is not exhausted until it dies, and the wax torch turns into ashes and the tears begin to dry up.
The mirror in the morning, but worried about the cloud sideburns change, night chanting should feel the moonlight cold.
There are no more roads to Pengshan, and the green birds are eager to visit.
Liu Yuxi, "The Bamboo Branch"
The willow is at the level of the river,
We hear the sound of singing on the river.
The sun rises in the east and rains in the west,
The way is that there is no sunshine and there is still sunshine.
Wen Tingyun, "The Branch of the Yang Liu Branch"
The lamps at the bottom of the well are deep, and the candles are deep, and ****lang is long, and he does not play the game of chess.
Lingerie dice and red beans, into the bones of love know not know.
"Autumn Song of the Night"
Looking up at the tung tree,
The tung flower is especially pitiful.
May there be no frost or snow in the sky,
and the sycamore will be solved for a thousand years.
Joke:
Harmonized characteristic joke: the first time
After a few online conversations, Xiao An decided that A girl is the kind of pure love girl that he is quite interested in. A girl took the initiative to give her phone number to Xiao An, and even more so, Xiao An was touched by the fact that A girl said that it was the first time that she gave her phone number to a boy. Because it is the first time, Xiao An dialed the phone with excitement, interchangeable names, a short silence, Xiao An just want to put their own painstaking preparation of a romantic and philosophical words full of deep feelings, but heard the A girl over there daintily said: "This is the third time you call me it!"
Hysteresis:
Take a noodle to hang oneself - can't die
Take a scale and forget the weight - don't know what's important
Take a five-horse to pour a six-goat - bribe a head down
Take a needle's eye to be a cigarette holder - a small bird
Take a lotus pole and feel it to touch the by - catch the root
Take a mallet and sew clothes - what is also taken seriously (needle)
Holding a straw hat as a pot cover - a hat is not a hat
Taking a ticket to the theater - not the right one
Taking tofu to the foot of the stage - not useful
Holding a blunt knife and wiping the neck - it hurts even if you don't die
Holding a phoenix as a chicken - no distinction between the expensive and the lowly
Holding a rat as a cow - blowing
Holding a tiger skin as a garment - a bird is not a bird. Taking a tiger's skin as a garment - scaring people
Walking on a slippery road with an egg - being careful
Holding the reins as a sweatshirt - putting it mildly
Fighting with a jug of wine - drinking (exempting) dry
Plucking the yellow dock with a stiletto - sarcastic
Hitting the moon with a milling basin - not knowing what's important
Scurrying out the door with an abacus - looking for a battle (account) to fight.
Taking a shovel and using it as a pot - being poor
Taking a shoe and using it as a hat - not distinguishing between the top and the bottom
Taking a pheasant and making offerings - being rich
Running all over the street with a key - being a householder and not in charge
Poking my hand with a shoe sole - being really mad at me
Nanny's baby - someone else
Grandma's shoe - someone else
My grandmother's shoe - someone else's.
Grandma's shoes - the same old thing
Couplets:
Previous couplet: A monk crosses the river, where do you put the lotus flower?
The next couplet: The minister is visiting the market, who planted the persimmon tree in front of him?
New couplet: the commissioner entered the exam, the face of the prestige for very obscene! (Ruthless)
The first couplet: He is the head of the department, the head of the department, the head of the department, the head of the department of the department of the department of the department of the department of the department of the person who is the head of the department.
The first line: Mr. grinding ink, ink splash Mr. two veins of ink.
Next couplet: Mei Xiang burns coal, coal explodes Mei Xiang's two eyebrows coal.
Next couplet: The shepherd boy cuts down the wood, the wood hurts the shepherd boy's two eyes wood.
Previous couplet: Tree tungzi, tree under the child, the child hit tungzi, tungzi fall children happy.
The next couplet: the garden in front of the house, the house outside the staff, outside the staff to sweep the garden outside the garden, outside the garden outside the clean staff outside the quiet.
New couplet: behind the courtyard in the corridor, in the courtyard langzhong, langzhong walking in the corridor, langzhong in the corridor is quiet langzhong leisurely. (Ruthless)
Previous couplet: Cattail leaf, peach leaf, grape leaf, herbaceous and woody.
Next couplet: plum blossom, osmanthus flower, rose flower, spring and autumn fragrance.
Previous couplet: Frost falls, who pities the widow with cold feet.
Next couplet: The valley rains rain, I pity the girl's lonely and cold body.
Previously, there are six or seven floors of the pagoda, which can accommodate a big crane.
Next couplet: 12 pages of the book, in the memory of spring and fall.
New Couplet: Genealogy of four or five strokes, on the book Laozi. （
Previous couplet: The Buddha's seal is on the water's edge, looking for mussels to eat.
Next couplet: Bringing home on the Dongpo River.
Note: One day, Dong Po went out to play with his family, and encountered Fo Yin digging mussels at the water's edge, so he came up with this couplet. Harmony: Fo Yin water-side search 'stick' to eat. Buddha Yin heard, to Dong Po with his family came
And the right, harmonic: Dong Po on the river with 'yoke' to come.
Superior couplet: the recent scholar all myopia, the capital banned the test of the scholar, the scholar lapel wet, towel wipe.
Upper couplet: Sinan woman tongren go.
Next couplet: Shangcai cooks come to Huili.
Note: This couplet was written by Wu Jin San of the Qing Dynasty. His friends out of this top line refers to a Sinan local women to Tongren there, harmonized: Sinan women with people to go; into the three pointing to the chef on the dishes and the original
Come to this chef's ancestral home in Shangcai, and then live in Huili, often in the two places, harmonized: on the dishes chef braised carp to come.
The first line: under heavy rain wheat irrigation seed.
Next couplet: dry upland fields will be dry.
Note: This couplet harmonizes Xia Dayu; Mozi Spring and Autumn Sons (Mai, Mozi ancient homophones); Guanzhong: Spring and Autumn characters; Han Gao Di: Han Gaozu Liu Bang; Tian He: the early Han Dynasty, "Yi" learning
masters; Bi Gan: Minister of Shang Zhou.
The first line: agate is not originally a horse brain.
Next couplet: Rangan is not a wolf's liver.
Previous couplet: Harvest flower is not as beautiful as lotus flower.
Next couplet: Berries are more sour than plums.
Previous couplet: The rhinoceros in the west of the river is happy to play.
Next couplet: 囿右鼬悠游.
Previously, chickens are hungry for beans.
The next couplet is: "The rat is on the beam in the summer"
The first couplet is: "The mud is fat and the grass is thin".
Next couplet: The sundial is short and the night is long.
Note: This couplet harmonizes with 'Ni fat and monk thin'; 'Ghost short night difference long'.
The first line is: "The plum blossom sweeps away the snow".
Next couplet: "Look at the mountains and dance with the streams".
Note: The beauty of this couplet is that the first line is read sharply as a tone scale: 'Duo Lai Mifa Soraxi'. The next line is read in dialect: 'one, two, three, four, five, six, seven'.
The first line: wa digging frogs out of tiles.
The next couplet: Mom scolds the horse for eating hemp.
The first line is: "A good book is not a good book".
The next couplet is: good reading is not good reading.
Previous couplet: the tour of the West Lake to mention tin pots tin pots fell West Lake pity tin pots
Next couplet: the tour of the West Mountain to get clothes clothes clothes fell West Mountain pity good clothes
Next couplet: meet the Jizi add family family family meet the Jizi Jiazijiajia
New couplet: past the Jiuwan Optimization wine bowl wine bowl lost the Jiuwan long time sighing wine bowl (merciless)
New couplet: the past the Tongyan shot Tong Yan Tong Yan shooting Tong Yan shooting Tong Yan pain Tong Yan (merciless)
New couplet: past the Tongyan shoot Tong Yan Tong Yan (merciless)
New Couplet: Entering Beijing to Offer Platinum and Hiding Hundred Pounds of Platinum in Beijing
Note: Jiuwan: Jiuwan Stream in the Three Gorges. The first line reads "hang" and the second, fourth and seventh characters read "xing"
The first line reads: "The child plays with the tung tree, the tung tree falls, the child is happy".
Next couplet;The daughter-in-law carries a tin pot, which is leaking, and the daughter-in-law is angry.
The next couplet; The monk stands on the river, the river crumbles, the monk runs.
Previous couplet:The hungry chicken stole the rice, the child tube beat.
The next couplet is; a mouse coughing on a cool beam.
The first line:Li hit the carp, carp sinks to the bottom, Li sinks carp floats.
The next line is; the wind blows the bees, the bees pounce on the ground, the wind rests and the bees fly.
Previous couplet: Jia Shao came to drunkenness not a fake fall.
Next couplet; Liu Ling drinks wine without leaving zero.
Previous couplet: The rain hits the beach, sinks a islet, and gusts a islet.
Next couplet; The wind blows the candle, flowing halfway, leaving halfway.
Previous line: Commander burns paper, ashes fly up to the commander's head.
Next couplet; Cultivate the delicacies, the delicacies fill the belly of the cultivator.
Previous couplet: A shepherd boy cuts down a tree, the tree hits the shepherd boy's eyes.
Next couplet; Plum fragrance burning coal, coal wipe plum fragrance two eyebrows coal.
The first line is: Move the chair and lean on the tree to enjoy the moon together.
Next couplet; Light the lamp and climb up to the pavilion to study books.
That's enough for now