Humor copywriting to persuade people to drink

Humorous texts for persuading people to drink (1)

1. It is rare to get drunk a few times in life, so you must drink in place!

2. The day I left the White Emperor, the colorful clouds, half a catty, eight taels, only idle.

3. Spring sleep does not sleep, everywhere heard the crowing birds, raise a glass and ask the girl, how much should I drink?

4. We are all friends, I drink a cup of wine first.

5. People in the world, can not leave the wine; people in the world, that can not drink high.

6. Brothers are thousands of miles away from each other.

7. If you don't drink, you don't have good friends.

8. As long as the feelings are good, no matter how much to drink; as long as the feelings are deep, fake is also true; as long as the feelings are there, what is wine.

9. As long as you and I have good feelings, we can drink as much as we want.

10. You do not drink, I do not drink, China's good wine where to put!

11. If a man doesn't drink, he can't make good friends.

12. If you can't carry a glass of wine, I'll give it to you with both hands.

13. In times of crisis, the brother will drink a glass of wine for his brother.

14. When will you drink again, if you don't drink now, you will be sad in the future.

15. When you see your hometown, drink up!

16. The road to see the injustice of a roar, you do not drink who drink.

17. ass up, drink and start over

18. wine meets a friend a thousand cups less, no drunkenness no return, come on, dry one.

19. Wine is to eat essence, the more you drink, the younger you are; wine is the Yangtze River water, the more you drink, the more beautiful you look; wine is dichlorvos, you do not get drunk, I do not get drunk, who will sleep on such a wide road!

20. A big river with wide waves, take up this cup and let's do it.

21. Drinking without getting drunk is better than dozing off.

1. You do not get drunk, I do not get drunk, the teeth of the road who will sleep!

2. Today's wine, today's drunk, don't live too tired; good also passed, bad also passed, just want the mood is not bad.

3. A cup of two cups of stride, three cups of four cups to help the wall to go, five cups of six cups of wall to go I do not go, drink a catty sister to hold me to go!

4. Guests must get drunk if they want to drink, otherwise the host will be ashamed.

5. Wine wine wine good friends, everything but the cup of wine.

6. When you are young, you will come back to your old age, and I invite you to accompany me.

7. A small pleasure, touch the wall; a big pleasure, drag along the ground.

8. The east wind blows, the war drums beat, who is afraid of who is drinking today?

9. The sky is blue, the sea is blue, and a cup is passed down

10. Brothers will not be tired of drinking, and drinking is also considered intoxicated.

11. Women end a cup, how can a man push!

12. Life is a few tons of wine, who first finished who first go.

13. As long as the heart has, tea is also wine.

14. As long as the brotherhood of feelings deep, the end of the cup on the happy.

15. There are no clouds in the sky and drought under the ground, so the cup just now can't be counted.

16. Men do not drink, in vain in the world upstream.

17. One or two or two is not wine, three or four rinse mouth, five or six is wine, seven or eight to help the wall go, nine or ten to go the wall does not go.

18. A cup of dry, two cups of net, three cups of drink out of true feelings.

19. One day in the Yellow River, a wave of a mouthful of wine!

20. How to say love, poured in the cup is full of wine, a cup and a cup, drink death I do not let go!

21. As long as the spirit is good, drink like water.

1. I would rather have a hole in my stomach than a crack in my heart.

2, men do not drink, in vain in the world, as long as the heart has, tea is also when the wine is food wine is the more drink the younger the east wind blowing, drums of thunder, who is afraid of who drink today!

3. Is the relationship deep? Deep! I'm not afraid to take a shot!

4, spring sleep does not sleep, everywhere heard the crowing birds, raised his glass and asked Miss, how much should I drink? --- Drink a cup with the lady here and follow the feeling, this time I drink. ---- Ahem, no way, drink it to come when the lady has an explanation, less drink to eat more food.

5, the guests drink to be drunk, or not the master more ashamed of the master raised his glass to the present, said: "Women a little bit bigger mouth, men all in."

6, the amount of small non-gentleman, no poison is not a husband market economy to engage in competition, quickly drink a cup of wine.

7, the sunrise river flowers red hot, I wish you business is more red hot. ----Please do business and go to sea people drink a drink to meet new friends, not forgetting old friends. ---- with old and new friends **** dry a glass of wine towards the Baidi colorful clouds, half a catty eight or two only idle. ---- Good wine, drink a glass of wine in a place of danger, sister (brother) for brother drink a glass of wine.

8, half a catty improper wine, a catty to help the wall to go, catty half wall to go I do not go.

9, men do not drink live like a dog, men do not smoke live like a eunuch, women do not make up white life in the world, men do not smoke white life on earth.

10, will drink one or two drink two, so that the friend is bold enough!

11, will drink a barrel to drink a cylinder, the director of the brewery let you be!

12, two legs one stop, drink does not count.

13, wine and meat through the intestines, friends stay in the heart!

14, will drink two two drink five two, so comrades should be cultivated!

15, deep feelings, a mouthful of boredom; shallow feelings, lick a lick; thick feelings, drink enough; thin feelings, drink can not be; feelings of iron, drink bleeding.

16, will drink half a catty drink a catty, so buddy most intimate!

17, a big river waves wide, end up this cup we dry. ---Drink a cup of the east wind blowing, war drums beating, who is afraid of who drink today?

18, one or two, two or two rinse mouth, three or two, four or two does not count wine, five or two, six or two, hold the wall away, seven or two, eight or two still roar.

19, the commodity economy circulation, open and active drink two cups.

20, the wine meets a friend of a thousand cups less, the words do not talk big mouth drink if you want to people do not know, unless you drink a cup of sky blue, sea blue, a cup of cups down to the sky without clouds underground drought, just that cup can not be counted wine meet a friend of a drink, poetry to the meeting of the people chanting Hundred Chuan to the East China Sea, when to drink a cup of wine, now do not drink, the future of futile sad feelings iron iron? Iron! I'm not afraid of bleeding from the stomach!

21, lost we do not drink, won we pour lai, eat not finished pocket back.

22, in order to let the guests drink well, the family first to drink down!

23, a small pleasure, along the wall touch; big pleasure, along the ground drag.

24, will drink a catty drink a barrel, back to promote when the vice president!

25, thousands of mountains are always love, drink a cup less okay?

26, out of the wife's account, less alcohol, more food, enough to stand up.

27, spicy wine shabu teeth, beer as tea 6 6 ah! The two of them are good! The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty!

28, the road to see the injustice of a roar, you do not drink who drink?

29, the wine is less than a thousand cups, can drink how much to drink, can not drink to run.

30, wine heroes courage, not to serve the wife tube alcohol is not high afraid of losing sorrow, self-restraint does not drink.

1, looking forward to 20xx year, the company has stood on a higher platform, the new year, the company will continue to follow the "marketing three-dimensional advancement, technological innovation, scientific and rigorous enterprise management, systematic reform step by step," the policy, and in the last year's basis, continue to deepen, with only one purpose: to comprehensively promote the marketing, technological innovation, corporate management, scientific and rigorous institutional reform. Continue to deepen, with one purpose: to enhance the company's core competitiveness. I believe that 20xx is a year of good weather and good harvest, XX company will be stronger, the staff's income level will be on a stage!

2, wish you: good health! Good luck!

3, wish you: full of fortune, life without boundaries!

4, to the hard work of a year of all staff generals to pay tribute to the New Year! Thank you for your sweat and effort in 20xx. Many of the production line of the staff of the heart of the big picture, give up many holidays, night and day to fight in the workplace, with hard work and sweat cast XX not fall monument. I would like to take this opportunity to express my cordial condolences and heartfelt thanks to the employees of the company on all fronts.

5, wish you: good health, all the best!

6, to our family and friends to pay tribute to the New Year! Our little achievements are in the family and friends to help care for the achievement, I wish them a healthy heart in the new year!

7, I wish you: health and happiness!

8, joy accompanied by sweat, success accompanied by hardship, regrets inspired by the struggle, we unknowingly entered the 2010. Tonight we gathered in the XX company was established after the Xth year, I and everyone's mood as excited.

9, I wish you: good health, work well, career red hot, everything is as expected!

10, I wish you: good luck and prosperity!

11, I wish you (aunt): happiness and youth!

12, in the advent of the New Year, first of all I would like to XX on behalf of the company to the long-term care and support for the development of the company's business at all levels of leadership and friends from all walks of life to send holiday greetings and sincere wishes!

13, I wish you: a long and healthy life, joyful and incomparable!

14, I wish you: a smooth sailing, two dragons soar, three sheep, four seasons of peace, five blessings, six six, seven stars, eight parties to the wealth, nine concentric, ten perfect, a hundred things, a thousand auspicious, all the best!

15, the New Year is here, first of all, I wish everyone here a happy family, everything is going well. Then ah, thank you in the past year to do their best to do their jobs to drive the development of the unit, I hope that the new year in the time with all of you **** thing we can continue to do well, come on! Cheers!

16, wish you: Happy New Year, everything goes well!

17, wish you: blessed as the East China Sea long flowing, life than the South Mountain immortal pine !

18, wish you: Happy New Year, happiness and well-being!

19, wishing you: children to enjoy the joy of heaven!

20, wish you: happiness and good luck, good health!

21, wishing you: good luck, wishing for success!

22, wish you: Hongfu Qi Tian, happiness!

23, wish you: prosperity! As you wish full year!

24, wish you: blessed as the East China Sea, life than South Mountain.

25, thanks to the leadership of the year and help, I wish the leadership of the coming year, good health, all the best. I'll do it first, please feel free to lead.

26, I wish you: life and prosperity, happiness and pleasant years!

1, to come to Mrs. have accounted for, less drink to eat more food.

2, a small happy, along the wall touch; big happy, along the ground drag.

3, a glass of wine, the policy is relaxed; chopsticks a mention, can can; wine and rice stop, can not do; you and I drunk, not also right.

4, two drunks walking on the railroad tracks, one complained: how this staircase is not finished? Another grunted and said: its handrail is still so low.

5, the water is always love, drink less, okay?

6, work is a meeting, coordination is drunk, management - is - is - charge - fee, the leader said all right!

7, the guests drink to be drunk, or the host more ashamed.

8, today's wine, today's drunk, do not live too tired; good also over, bad also over, only to mood is not bad.

9, one or two or two is not wine, three or two or four rinse mouth, five or six is wine, seven or two or two to help the wall to go, nine or two or ten wall to go people do not go.

10, the road to see a roar, you do not drink who drink?

11, to let the guests drink well, the first to drink down!

12, wine hero courage, disobedience to the wife tube.

13, half a catty of improper wine, a catty to help the wall to go, catty half of the wall to go I do not go.

14, wine is grain essence, the more you drink, the younger you are.

15, the day of the harvest, sweat drops under the soil, even dry three cups of wine, you say bitter or not?

16, the wine meets the friend of a thousand cups less, the words do not talk big mouth drink

17, deep feelings, a mouthful of boredom; feelings shallow, lick a lick; feelings thick, not enough to drink; feelings of thin, can not drink; feelings of iron, drink bleeding.

18, will not drink, the future is not, a drink nine amount, focus on cultivation, only drink drinks, the leadership do not, can drink not lose, the leadership secretary, a drink on the down, the official position is difficult to keep, long drink is too little, talent is difficult to find, half of them run, promotion is still early, the whole lead, the future leader.

19, follow the feeling, this time I drink. --- cough, no way, drink it

20, men do not drink, can not make good friends.

21, persuade the drinker to get up to toast, be persuaded to say: "ass a lift, drink to start again", intended to persuade the drinker to drink another, at this time, persuade the drinker should be: "ass a move, show respect".

22, the east wind blowing, war drums thunder, who is afraid of who drink today! The first thing you need to do is to get your friends to stay in your heart and mind!

23, the sunrise river flowers red hot, I wish you business is more red hot.

24, the wine meets a thousand cups less, can drink how much to drink how much to drink, can not drink quickly run.

25, men do not drink, in vain in the world; as long as the heart has, tea is also when the wine;

26, the master raised his glass to the present said: "Women big mouth, men all in."

27, want to get drunk, leave the wine in the stomach; afraid of drunkenness, white water into the exchange; really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos; drunkenness, under the table to sleep; pretending to be drunk, forget to tip.

28, spicy wine shabu shabu, beer as tea!

29, Ms. and the leader of the glass: leadership in the upper I in the lower, you say to a few to a few.

30, a hand with a bottle of wine, a hand with a diploma; outside for a vase of flowers, home to support a bottle of vinegar; to the upper level of the level, to the lower level of the level to shovel!

31, drinking in the morning can not be more, there are several tables tonight; drinking at noon can not be drunk, the afternoon department to meet; drinking at night can not be poured, lest his wife look around.

32, the amount of small is not a gentleman, no poison is not a husband

33, get together are friends in the heart, I first drink two Shu Xin wine.

34, the market economy to engage in competition, quickly will be a cup of wine.

35, Revolutionary wine every day drunk ...

36, drinking wine is not drunk most of the high, good color is not chaotic is heroic, unjust enrichment of the gentleman do not take, tolerate the gas and forgive the people of the disaster since the disappearance.

37, commodity economy circulation, open and activate drink two cups.

38, two alcoholics met, one said: I bitter ah! My wife spent all my money and ran away. Another person said: you are good, my wife spent all my money and refused to go!

39, a big river with wide waves, take up this cup we dry.

40, can drink beer drink white wine, such cadres can not go; can drink two drink half a catty, such cadres are most assured; can drink half a catty drink eight, such cadres to cultivate.

41, modern men: drinking, a bottle of two bottles not drunk. Dancing, three steps, four steps will be. Playing mahjong, five days six days do not sleep. Doing the work as much as possible to play sleep!

42, Ms. persuasion: excited heart, trembling hands, I give the leader to a cup of wine, the leader does not drink ugly me.

43, Mr.: drunkenness is not wine. Miss: the intention of the wine is not in the weng. Miss: not hanging on a tree. Mr.: do not let a person hanging tree.

44, spring sleep, everywhere heard the crowing birds, raised his glass and asked Miss, I should drink how much? --- Miss said

45, you are the wine, I am the luminous cup; you are beautiful for me, I am intoxicated for you; you have you in this life to companion, a big drunken life is not regrettable!

46, people in the world walk, which can not drink.

47, men do not drink live like a dog, men do not smoke live like a eunuch, women do not make up white life in the world, men do not smoke white life on earth.

48, drinking five steps: pouring wine when the wind and rain, persuade the wine when the sweet words, drink when the words, drink more nonsense, to the end of the downpour.

49, one or two two rinse mouth, three two four two does not count wine, five two six two help wall walk, seven two eight two still roar.

50, six six ah! I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it! Who is afraid of who ah, the turtle afraid of hammer ah!

51, willing to dedicate their stomachs to the revolution, the revolution of the wine every day drunk, drink red eyes drink bad stomach, drink soft hands and feet also soft, drink memory loss. Drink the masses roll their eyes, drink the unit lack of funds; drink the wife tears, sleep back to back at night, a complaint to the Disciplinary Committee, the Secretary listened to a wave of the hand, can not drink is not right, we are also drunk every day!

52, a cup of two cups in stride, three cups of four cups to help the wall to go, five cups of six cups of the wall to go I do not go, drink a catty sister to hold me go!

53, a little away from home, the oldest back, this cup I please Miss accompany.

54, the east wind blowing, war drums beating, who is afraid of who drink today?

55, the day I left the White Emperor between the colored clouds, half a catty and eight taels only idle.

56, the amount of alcohol is not high fear of losing sorrow, self-restraint does not drink.

57, deep feelings of a mouthful of boredom, feelings shallow lick a lick.

58, two legs one stop, drink does not count.

59, this wine ah looks like water, drink to the mouth spicy mouth, drink to the belly haunted, walk to trip legs, get up in the middle of the night to find water, wake up in the morning regret!

60, the place of danger to show their hands, sister (brother) for brother drink a cup of wine.