2. We always care about the people we like, but forget the people who like themselves.
3. When the first stunning, completely only for the world to see less.
4. Advise you to finish a glass of wine, from now on, Xiao Lang is a passer-by. (Teacher comment: so desperate?)
5. Even if you are the only woman left in the world, I would rather go and get gay with someone else.
6. Xiang Peopeo milk tea, drink more than 700 million people died a year, the body can circle the earth.
7 . You say the rich is witty no money is childish
8. Hoeing when the afternoon, winter vacation is really hard, homework is more like a mountain, write can not be written!
9. Love me please raise your left hand, love others please raise your middle finger.
10. Only in the train station long queues, you can really realize that they are the descendants of the dragon.
11. Life from ancient times who did not die, to die is also you die first
12. I will be transformed I will adapt I will be strong to nothing
13. There is no woman in the day, I take pleasure in molesting men!
14. What happens if you eat Dazzle Mae gum on vacation?
15. life can not be like cooking all the ingredients are ready before the pot!
16. Hard-working gardeners rushed into the classroom and pruned the flowers of the motherland into a variety of beautiful shapes.
17. There are two great tragedies in life: one is not getting what you want, and the other is getting what you don't want.
18. A woman should look good and match with anyone! The first one is the one that is not in the hands of the people who are in the hands of the people who are not in the hands of the people!
19. I used to take pictures quite good-looking, now how to shoot more and more ugly? Colleagues said faintly: now the pixel is getting higher and higher.
20. female hanzi this species is because there is no male hanzi around
21. he said he and I are not the same class of people when the poof into a dog.
22. Smart people are unmarried, and married people are hardly smart anymore
23. Two is a beauty that is not three.
24. A woman with a mop in one hand and a baby in the other glared at me.
25. The saddest thing is not that you live and I die, but that the bus came and I was still crossing the street, and when I got there, it was gone
26. Now I feel that washing my hair the next day and not running outside is a waste of resources
27. Blame it on the fact that I'm too young, and that I didn't see it clearly if it was a human being or a dog
28. I've heard the most anticlimactic sentence in history, and his great uncle is a woman! I've heard the most outrageous statement in history, that his brother-in-law is a woman!
29. Today, I took the bus to work, people a little crowded, just went up to hear a woman shouting your mom's feet, stepped on my pussy at the time the whole car was shocked.
30. Before speaking, listen first; before responding, think first; before consuming, earn first; before withdrawing, try first.
31. Don't tell ghost stories at night, because people love to hear them, and so do ghosts.
32. Busy, there is something to say, nothing to say something.
33. I wrote your name on the bottom of my shoe and stomped on it every day.
34. The highest state of being a woman - to set to the rich and handsome, the highest state of being a man - can also set to the rich and handsome.
35. men are bound by the freedom of a woman to him even if he is again good he is also bored men like to have freedom it is true
36. Tanabata, had to be romantic is the couple in the street by the rain
37. every time you want to study hard and hard later it fell on his knees in the garnet skirts of the computer phone!
38. I am not a bone, can not let every dog run after.
39. Never believe the lyrics of those reasons. They'll write anything to make a rhyme!
40. Look and you'll see why there's famine in Africa.
41. Don't pay attention to me so I don't have time to hide.
42. Chickens call people in the morning in the countryside, and people call chickens at night in the city!
43. Valentine's Day is here, walking on the street, single is king, single is the focus.
44. The user you are calling does not have QQ ...... installed yet!
45. Hate the old oil strips a pair of one, vegetable buns to eat vegetarian noodles wilt skin, a cage of three unsatisfactory satiety, to be seven
46. Exam, I wanted to salted fish turn the pot, his grandmother, I did not expect to stick to the pot.
47. I'm going to be a female rogue in thought, a good girl in life, a tender girl in appearance, and a transformer in psychology!
48. everyone's heart, there is an impenetrable line of defense
49. you have what is not happy? Say it to make everyone happy!
50. People who are too sensible will surely miss the chance of going astray and the beauty along the way brought by their mistakes
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52. boss to bowl tears
41. fall down, get up and cry again
42. boss does not come to work without a phone call, the caller. Hello! The service is stopped today, please call again tomorrow!
2020 space funny sayings1. We can not make everyone satisfied with themselves, after all, not all people are people.
2, those boring oaths, you keep yourself to listen.
3, since the neuropathy, the whole person is much more spiritual.
4, my smile, will be the last weapon to erase you.
5, once gave me cold water, it's okay. I'll boil it and return it to you.
6, no toad, swan will be lonely.
7, uncle, remember to cover your mouth when you laugh, be careful of your dentures.
8, the needle without two sharp ends, people without two sets of body and mind.
9, mom said: with wings is not necessarily an angel, may be Thunderbolt.
10, the left eye jumping, the examination warped, the phone lost, people are stupid.
11, there will be a day, I will let those who left me know the loss of losing me.
12, who blurred your eyes, even the old lady you dare not put in the eyes.
13, I can love a person to do not life, but I will never love a person to do not face.
14, not in Baidu in love, in the beanbag perversion.
15, the wage earners do the work, the small bosses do the work, the middle bosses do the market, the big bosses do the power.
16, the original is a fairy tale love, now is a hell of a life.
17, not very strong, and no use of weak habits.
18, a fierce look at you is not good, a closer look is not as good as a fierce look.
19, luck is the opportunity to happen to hit your efforts.
20, I am chasing you, but I'm not your home ATM, don't think of me as soon as you have no money!
21. Happiness has been separated from me for a whole century, and I can never touch the distant.
22, you shameless look, quite a charm when I was young.
23, know that the rain should bring an umbrella, know that there will be no results, please do not start.
24, my wish is that a sleep to childhood.
25, the dragon shakes its head, the phoenix swings its tail, the laborers do not regret.
26, I can belittle you, despise you, look down on you, do not look at you.
27, used to have your love, so I will not allow you to betray.
28, I do not count stars every day when I get off work, and sometimes I can watch the sunrise.
29, eat, drink and play that is called goods, with sweet **** bitter is called wife.
30, your proud bangs wash, can throw out 2 pounds of oil!
31, intermittent depression attack period, do not disturb the stranger, acquaintances do not find.
32, you go good, or always worried that you will stay for dinner.
33, waiting is not terrible, terrible is not know what the end of waiting.
34, you laughed, I understand that it is your words are not happy.
35, you are the little sun in my heart, let me in the winter is no longer cold.
36, take the essence, remove the dregs of the result is pregnant.
37, fell down and stood up, change a good-looking posture and then fall down.
38, married, not necessarily if your favorite person, but must be the most suitable for you.
39, computer, you don't, let me go, I am a person with homework.
40, what's not to have a girl? Even if you use some sanitary napkins, it is also considered to save a number of sanitary napkin factory!
41, you are my day and night thoughts y loved.
42, hand holding the sun and moon to pick the stars, the world without me this kind of person.
43, when I have long hair and waist, the young man married me can be good?
44, never regret anything, because it once was what you want.
45, do not be too good to me, so that I can not tell whether you are love or friendship.
46, without knocking a few times, you can't possibly know how good you are with a watermelon.
47, love has a lot of gestures, flirtatious, indifferent, philandering, eternal.
48, when you were a child your mother hung a bone for you, at least there is a dog to play with you!
49, the benefit of maturity is that what you could not get before, you do not want now.
50, have not heard of waiting for the rabbit? Death is to die in that one tree.
51, single, does not mean you do not understand love.
52, knowing that it will rain should bring an umbrella, knowing that there will be no results, please do not start.
53, no matter when you start, it is important not to stop after the start.
54, Chang'e naked run after me three kilometers, I look back even if I am a rogue.
55, in the end, or to be as shallow as this, even if you can not bear to see everything become mottled barren.
56, a person's efforts, never be able to decide the relationship between two people!
57, you are small in the crowd, great in the pigsty!
58, I don't have your little woman's toughness, I only have a big woman's toughness.
59, delicious but dumplings, the most adorable but Laozi.
60, the school's biggest mistake is that menopause hit puberty, can not rebel.
61, legs white is not necessarily a beauty, the pig's legs are white.
62, everyone has their own destiny, everything and others have nothing to do.
63, I hired a husband, the majority of young people to apply for it.
64, you ignore me. I always feel that you are on a horse flight.
65, you do not need to send words, sister everything understand. You want to say sister is very beautiful!
66, talking over the mouth but not the brain in the future designated mix bad.
67, in my country, even foreigners see me as a foreigner.
68, I am unmarried, she is not married, we are in love, who is in the way?
69, don't go climbing, don't go than, don't take the animal gas themselves.
70, talk about money hurt feelings, talk about feelings most fucking hurt money.
71, stumbled to understand a lot, can not afford to give up but can not help.
72, fat ah, how do you always so never give up on me.
73, do not set the bank card password into the girlfriend's birthday, or always have to change more trouble.
74, there is no one like me. I feel that the things in the dream can always be realized in reality.
75, when you put on the wedding dress, I also put on the robe.
76, too bottomless! I did the show, can not go back to not be able to go home.
77, do not give me pressure, that will be my motivation to become your boss.
78, aigoo, you are so busy still personally go to the toilet ah?
79, sleep is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing art!
80, see you disappeared in the sea of people, I finally realized that you are far away from me.
81, we can only live well if we do not entangle each other.
82, the teacher said I was stirring up shit, then my classmates are what.
83, I'm not out of temper, just not easy to lose my temper.
84, I love the person, the name of the flower has a master. The people who love me, miserable.
85, blood stained life will not regret, red dust free I alone drunk.
86, you need to forget the lost, grateful to have, and look forward to will come.
87, that year I was at the city and you were watching the fire from the other side.
88, you in the end is the heart blind or blind, can not see my good intentions.
89, there is nothing to go through, just can never go back.
90, you on or not go to school, the school is there, on time.
91, the child without an umbrella must run hard!
92, the ratio of men to women is three to one, which means a couple a pair of base.
93, how can you say that he has a brain in the water? The condition is that there must also be a brain ah.
94, look really creative, live really courageous!
95, ordinary road with me, brilliant Avenue you will have!
96, the bystander is clear, only the bystander's own speculation.
97, I have never given up loving you, just from the strong become silent.
98, I heard that men who are not good for girls will become sanitary napkins in their next life.
99, you still owe me an apology, but I will not say it's okay to you.
100, a person well over, why bother to fall in love.
101, there is a feeling more painful than the loss of love, called self-love.
102, will pay more than pay to think, forget, do not live.
103, love you love to the end of the news broadcast also still love.
104, the enemy of three thousand people, I do not know, the sky is easy to become a Buddha.
105, time will slowly precipitate, some people will slowly blurred in your heart.
106, love this word is very magical, the top from the perversion of the change, the bottom from the perversion of the state.
107, there is always a person, he smiled at you to beat you, such as the class teacher.
108, if you regard me as a game, I will open up and abuse you.
109, small three and then beauty, small four and then Mei, the government recognized is always the original match.
110, intermittent complacency, persistent laziness and death.
111, my mother said the return of the prodigal son, who gave me gold? I change.
112, your teeth are like stars in the sky, brightly colored and far apart!
113, ask the sky clear for what, straight call people add a cotton pants.
114, in the future, do not say you have nothing, you are not sick.
I don't want you to shine like this, I just want to hide you and secretly love you
Whether you're a smooth road or a wall, I'll hold your hand and be your hero, and when you're done with the boat, I'll take you home.
I just want to cover up the accidental eye contact with you when the nervousness so that the smile so happy ah
The subway said do not bring flammable and explosive products I decided to get off the train because I am cute to burst
steamroller galloped the sands of the field, and I am a one-man stand beside you
I do not want to get involved in a relationship, you guys are no one, this is not the same friends
The new skills. New skill: you come to bite me ah, I do not eat shit
Hush cold to ask for warmth is not as good as playing a huge sum of money
Why the more the northern region of the character of the people more direct? It's freezing cold. Who has time to talk to you?
Damn it, I'm putting my words here, from now on, whoever interrupts my study, I'll play with you guys
Those who can't unscrew the bottle cap are just pretending, you let her try to open a courier delivery
The society doesn't lack of dogs, just like a bitch doesn't lack of money
When I see her eating, I suddenly feel like earning a good living
Every time you are mean to me, I feel like you've got something wrong with you.
Why do handsome people like to stay up late?
When I fell on the street around the people laugh at me, climb up and fall again a few times, laugh at them
I know her too well, as long as she is still willing to talk to me, no matter how hard she put the words are waiting for me to coax her
Do not be a big devil of the world, do my little king of the bar
Before talking to me, or to weigh their own enough or not enough to say, lest
Don't ask me how my living expenses are gone, I can only tell you that I have eaten
No matter how awesome you are, please remember one sentence, I even look down on myself, I can not look down on you
The lily of the valley is very good, just can not be conceived
Why do you need to be so concerned about the girls, anyway, after a few decades are going to be the square dance
Do not return to you.
Nearby the Zhu Zhi Zhi is black Nearby the ink is black From now on, everyone try to stay away from me I don't want you to become handsome
A month, there are always so many days do not want to go to school
Your car has two more tires than I do, but that's not the case
Cooling without the goal of snow is a trick
The best thing is to go to bed with you.
When I see you during the Cold War, I want to run over and hug you.
You have to remember that no matter what we end up estranged from each other, a red packet can go back to the beginning
I don't need you to compare your heart to the heart, I want you to take the life for the life
As long as it's mine, the rotten to the core is also the best
I want to take your hand, while you can't fight back to slap you in the face
Is my face oiled? I can't see clearly because of the reflection
I've never had many friends in my life, and I'm full of pride
No matter what the outcome is, you'll be just as cute when you try hard
Flying into your soft dreams on a marshmallow ride
You're just like ice cream in the winter, roasted sweet potatoes in the summer, and I'm not going to buy it
When you're older, you'll know better, and you'll have to be a good and decent human being. Seeing the nasty people even if the heart is not happy again can not swear calm point copied the guy cut him
very awesome funny space saidvery awesome funny space said humor
1. Do not do not come out of the door, two door not to step away from the good girl, will be corrupted
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3. "From childhood to adulthood you have experienced what bitter lies?" "Pressure money we first help you receive"
4. Recently and fat, call when a smile, face can touch the hang-up button.
5. See a friend in the circle of friends: and boyfriend broke up, busy work during the day to fulfill is okay, but a night can no longer restrain the inner feelings of a person covered in the quilt secretly laughed.
6. There is a daughter-in-law are holding steady, I want to start shaking the microblogging.
7. In the workplace, it should be like Conan, there is a kind of walk to where, let others die to where the domineering.
8. My liking for you is like peeing only half, can not hold back.
9. Give me a fulcrum, I can pry away your girlfriend.
10. "I heard that zombies only eat brains" "Are you sure? Then you're safe."
11. Your face is enough to turn your stomach
12. Squatting to the root of the wall and counting ants is my pleasure.
13. I rubbed my shoulder with you, but I didn't see any sparks!
14. Eaters are good , because every day only think about eating, do not have time to count others.
15. Single is not guilty, let others single is guilty.
1. Always remind yourself that life is too short to have fun and sleep with the people you want to sleep with.
2. Usually not seconds back are for a reason, we have a time difference between the immortal world and the earth, so I may often seconds back can not.
3. "Girls on the boys dirt is what the feeling" "get along with can be the same flow of dirt"
4. I actually like math, it does not have the language of the meandering, no English grammar, no history and politics of the complexity and information content, all it has is can't do, won't do, and won't do.
5. I found that my myopia has become more and more serious recently, and I can't even see the money when I open my wallet.
6. I'm going to try to realize my dreams to make up for the bull I blew when I was a kid.
7. Years is a pig-killing knife, this is to look handsome people say, to those who look ugly, the years take them no way at all.
8. It is said that as long as you yell three times in the mirror at midnight zero, your mom will come out to beat you.
9. If you look a little bit ugly, I can still consider and you eat dinner and watch movies and talk about life, but you look so good, I just want to sleep with you.
10. Unrequited love is fruitless, for example, I love math.
11. Do you think having money will make you as happy as you think? No, you're wrong, the rich are happy in ways you can't even imagine.
12. Have been looking for someone called Knight, I want to avenge my brother, because, awesome!
13. Some times on the network chatting very happy two people, a meeting is not so much to talk about, may be because face to face is not able to publish the love package.
14. Do you believe? There is always a girl who came to this world to torture you.
15. There are only two kinds of math proof problems, one is "Crap this still need to prove", the other is "Crap this can also prove".
1. When I was a child, my writing was all about helping the elderly, and now I think that I had a lot of guts back then!
2. Since there is a beauty show, mom no longer need to worry about me can not find a partner, where it is difficult to see point where, so easy, oh yeah!
3. In my life, the most affectionate and long gaze are given to the cell phone.
4. "What is the highest level of trust you have in a person" "Go out with him without a brain"
5. Your flesh can't pass the Children's Day, but your IQ can ah; your weight can't pass the Children's Day, but your height can ah. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
6. If I were a princess, I would save a frog, but I met all the toads
7. How much I want to lighten myself, but my weight does not allow.
8. When I grow up, I want to marry the Tang Monk, play if I can, and eat him if I can't.
9. Tanabata is here, go out and take a stroll, take a look, break up a pair is a pair!
10. In fact, flip phones have one of the biggest advantages --- fall to the ground two straight.
11. Every day, I screamed in the class "ow~~" Immediately someone replied "Sa Lang Hey yo, you are a beautiful woman I am a wolf!
12. People living is really interesting to live live to die
13. Good girl, I wish you a sleep to lose ten pounds.
14. Once you think of the results, the brain is short-circuited
15. Don't think I don't know, I'm so grizzled, you've told my parents.
16. It's fun to fight with yourself because no matter what, it's you who wins. Of course, the loss is
17. Buddy, trouble to let a little, you blocked my cell phone signal
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19. My friend said: good-looking and like to eat is the food, not good-looking also like to eat called rice bucket! Ah ... how painful realization.
20. To be master of the examination results up, master will walk horizontally.