Humorous Bedtime Jokes
Most of the jokes reveal the misbehavior of life, which is ironic and entertaining. I have collected humorous bedtime jokes.
1, the husband sent a skirt to his wife, his wife was happy to kiss her husband on the face, said: honey, why send me a skirt ah? Husband replied: I saw a MM wearing this skirt is particularly beautiful on the gift to you to buy a
2, the wife listened to the angry roar: well, you actually look at other beautiful women! The most important thing is to have a good understanding of the situation, and to have a good understanding of the situation is to have a good understanding of the situation. My friend, I know you best: I don't wake up in the daytime to avoid aging, and I don't sleep at night to prolong my life. I wish you a long and happy life!
3, a beautiful woman passed a face reading, they stopped to count the marriage. Beauty: I have to ask when I can meet my other half. Fortune-telling: you are to be accurate or not allowed `? Beauty: Of course it's accurate. Fortune-teller: Go back and take off your makeup and come back.
4, I was at home playing erhu, listening to someone knocking on the door. I think the sound may be big, open the door, is a guy, I want to apologize, but the guy said: big brother, I moved upstairs, not yet decorated, listen to your home decoration, to visit.
5, a young mother held her daughter into the hospital. The daughter naively said: Mom, what are we doing here? Mom: injection ah. Daughter: Why do you need an injection, the needle did something wrong? Injection does not hurt? Five minutes after the daughter began to growl: this is the needle hit me, this is the needle hit me!
6, a female colleague, one hundred and forty pounds, every night with the ladies dancing. Yesterday pulled me to watch, finished asking me how to dance. I said: "I think you dance looks like a Little Swan ...... brand of drum washing machine."
7, the child is best not to just hit the bedtime humor small joke bedtime humor small joke. Hitting the head is easy to hurt the brain, hitting the butt is easy to hurt the nerves, hitting the face is easy to hurt self-esteem, hitting the hands and feet is easy to hurt themselves. So try not to hit as much as you can. If you must hit the child, and do not want to worry about these previous problems, then there is only one trick: hit other people's children!
8, almost final exams, the teacher in the classroom to help students do key tips. The teacher said, "This question is very important, draw stars in front." Xiaohong said: "Teacher, can not use the checkmark ah, orangutan is so difficult to draw oh."
9, I a brother drunk, hard to pull us to sing K, and said who do not go with who anxious, we had no way to help him on the car, straight to his home to go, lied to him that he said to go to KTV, to his home, his wife opened the door ..... He hugged his wife and said to us with a smile: this lady is quite beautiful, a little like my wife! His wife's face immediately changed, just look at us in no seizure, went back to bed. The man greeted us to the living room to sit, want us to order songs, and then told us that he went to the toilet, into the toilet less than a minute, his home phone rang. His wife came out and answered the phone, and within half a minute, she slammed the phone down. Then the dude came out of the toilet, called to us cheerfully: brothers, play well tonight, I have called home to say that I work overtime tonight not to come back ......
10, a day and a few brothers nagging, talking about the private money, are complaining about how to be found, at this time, an uncle stood out and said: My private money exists in the bank. The crowd asked: where is the passbook? Uncle: burned, to use the time to make up. 18. Yesterday asked a friend of the stock market speculation: the recent stock market crash, how to sleep? He said: like a baby sleep. I said: worthy of being a master! This can sleep! He was silent for a long time, said: often wake up in the middle of the night and cry for a while before going to sleep.
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