A few family jokes

Sister Wang enrolled in a pole dancing class. When her husband found out, he asked her, "Are the fees high?" Sister Wang said, "The fee is not high, only 300 dollars tuition per month." Hubby shook his head and said, "I'm not asking about the tuition, I'm worried about the pole, I heard that you have to pay 500 dollars for crushing a pole!"

Being obviously a rich second generation, I work on my own to earn money. Obviously can drive a luxury car, but I squeeze the subway every day. Obviously can live in a mansion, but I go to rent rental housing. Obviously can eat a luxurious meal, but I am eating roadside stalls. Life is so hard! This is the difference between Ming Ming and me!

The day before yesterday, my cousin's blind date failed, and this blind date is the most failed one among her more than thirty blind dates. Yesterday, I saw that she was still angry, so I dragged her to get her hair done. We went to a newly opened hair salon, and we ran into the guy that my cousin went on a blind date with yesterday. It was the first day of work for the young man, and my cousin asked him to do her hair by name. An hour passed, we both finished the hairdressing and went back, after leaving, my cousin left him a bad review. Today, we went back to the salon, and my cousin asked for the boy to do her hair, but the barber said, "The boy was fired yesterday."

The family received a lot of gifts in the past few days, I am lazy to eat, my mom said to me: these things I and your father do not love to eat, you have nothing to do, eat more ah! Today, I was bored, so I drank a can of eight-treasure congee, and then my mom saw it and said: look! I caught you! You didn't eat in the morning! Now you're hungry! The! Well, you're right! All of them make sense!

Family brothers ranked eldest. When I was a kid, as long as I picked people's fruit, was my parents know is a beating. Once my brother was caught stealing peaches from others and told my dad. My dad was so angry that he caught me eating peanuts and beat me up. As I began to doubt my life, my dad turned his head and looked at my brother, who was obviously stunned, and said, "Will you dare next time? My brother shook his head and said he did not dare

Grandma's ears are not very good at her age, and she often can't hear the phone calls, but she likes to go to square dances, and every time she raises a puppy she follows her, and over time the puppy will follow the music of the square dances as long as she hears them, and then she changes the ringtone of her cell phone to the music of the square dances, and as long as she sees the puppy suddenly dance, she knows that the phone call is coming. ......