What are some of the naive friend circle texts that make people laugh once they read them?

1.Ten years ago I saved a baby lion, I put it back to the forest, ten years later I came to that forest again, I saw it, it grew up, I ran towards it, it ran towards me, when we were only one meter apart, I realized ..... I recognized the wrong lion. PEAK. To all walk the night road do not look at the phone, I just walked the road while playing with the phone, walking head into, a pair of hold together in the armpit of the tall couple ..... .3. Do you know what the flower language of popcorn is? Don't talk while watching a movie.4. You give me a slap, then I'll give you one back; you give me a punch, then I'll give you one back; you give me a knife, then old man, I might die. 5. What's the loneliest thing you've ever heard? Classmates, homework left you did not submit. 6. Remember the last time I touched a boy's hand, or play "you shoot a, I shoot -" time. 7. people 17 years old when the network red, drive luxury cars. I'm still in my twenties in the group to grab 0.01 of the red envelope, did not say thank you was removed from the group chat.... . 8. Never use the beauty plan on me in the future, or I will be the plan. 9. I am a bear cookie, one day, I accidentally fell down from the stairs, and then, I broke, good night. 10. Cold days to take care of yourself, clothes to wear thick, look fat, let others afraid of. 11. I: "Mom, today I saw an article that said that childhood The scolding of the child can not play a role in education, now think of my childhood beatings are really in vain ......" My mom: "not in vain, then beat you mainly for anger, teaching does not matter." 12. Tomorrow I will probably get up early to go running, may also wake up to find themselves in the lottery, the chances of both occurring about the same. 13. I found that I am coy to the extreme, just walked in front of me a handsome man dropped his wallet, I quietly pick up and he did not have the good sense to say. 14. Noon my mother shouted at me: all 12 o'clock, still not get up? The sun is shining on my butt! My mother shouted this, scared me hurriedly up to the butt painted sunscreen.