Cao Yunjin: I'm talking to you, why are you leaving.
Cao Yunjin: I'm talking to you, why did you leave? This how so many people na!
Cao Yunjin: I'm talking to you!
Cao Yunjin: I'm talking to you! (--Eeee...)
--Look at the smiles on everyone's faces (-hmmm)
--This New Year's Eve, everyone is so happy (-that's not true)
--Why can't I be happy (-Yo. What's wrong with you?)
--I'm not happy (-Yo.)!
--It's not because of my unlucky daughter-in-law (-Yo, what's going on)
--Describing my daughter-in-law, a four-sentence comment (-Er)
--Wearing a brand name with a brand name, sleeping in the daytime and having fun in the nighttime (-Oooh)
--When I got married, I was told that I should be together for a long time and have a good time together (-En)
--It is a very important thing for the people of Hong Kong to have the best of luck. p>
--After I got married, I realized (--en)
--There was no such thing as the moon and the moon, so I was left with the flowers and the flowers (--ooh.). Oooh! Well ......)
--I don't think it's I love you that moves my daughter-in-law at all (--what is it then?)
--Feel free to spend it! (--Yo)
---One word is buy! (--hey!)
--As long as she spends money, she's happy. (I'm telling you, it's only right to spend money on your daughter-in-law.)
--My daughter-in-law doesn't spend money. (-Oh)
--She spends too much. Thailand, she also clamored to go (---en)
--I said okay, you go to get a passport to go. I'm not sure what I'm talking about, but I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to get a passport, and I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to get a passport. I'm going to do it. When I got there, I was in a hurry with the staff. I said, "Brother, hey? Why haven't we gotten our passports yet? He said, "Where are you going? I said, "Look, Thailand. Young man, you have written on this is the Qin (- ooh!
- We are passport holders, not travelers (-hey)
- And your photo is too small. (--aah)
--I said it's not too small. (--aah)
--And it's not too small, look at you with the red scarf. (--hey ...... I'm sorry!
--It's not easy to get all the paperwork done (-ah)
--Run to Thailand (-departure)
--Waiting for the day of departure pissed me off (-what happened)
--After we got on the plane, the two of us were sitting next to each other (-ooh?)
--The two of us were in the same seat.)
--After leveling off, there was a free drink for a while (yes, there is such a service)
--The stewardess came over (ah)
--Miss, may I ask what you would like to drink? One drink for all! (--Yo)
--I'm sorry, Miss, we have to take care of the other passengers behind us. I can't let you go without it! We paid for it! (--Yo)
--- If you have the ability to press through my legs! (--What kind of behavior is this)
--What kind of behavior do you think this is? The whole airplane was looking at me, and I was ashamed of myself. A big red face with his head down, not even dare to raise it (- is embarrassing)
-- to my shame ah. People have no choice but to pour a cup of a dozen kinds of drinks. She was happy. I was asked, sir, what would you like to drink. I can't even lift my head up because I'm so ashamed of myself. Just like her, right?
--I'm ashamed of myself (what kind of people are these)
--I'm finally in Thailand (-ah)
--Let's stay at the hotel (-ah)
--Guess what the waiter said (-ah)
--Said, "Sir, we only have sea-view rooms left. I said sea view room is sea view room (- also have to live ah)
--How much (-en)
--Five thousand four (-en)
--Five thousand four! That's way too expensive! What makes it so expensive! (--Er)
--We're expensive for a reason. Guess what he said (-said what)
--We're expensive for a reason, we have a sea view, we're expensive because we can see the sea (-makes sense)
--I said this way (-m)
--You're cheaper for me, I promise I won't look at it, okay (-hey)
--Guess what (-what)
--They disagreed. They don't agree (-yes I don't agree)
--I have to stay even if I don't agree (-yes)
--It's not easy to stay (-n)
--Bad (-what's going on)
--Found rats in the room (-yoo)
--Rush to call the front desk (-inquire)
--Hello, hello, it's broken (-what's wrong)
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--Hello, hello, it's broken (--what's wrong)
--I forgot how to say mouse in English (--look at your brain)
--It's good that it's me (--M)
--The cartoon Cat and Mouse came to mind (--what's the point)
--What is the point?
--You know Tom And Jerry?
--Yes (--know)
--Jerry is here (--Jerry is here! You little head)
--With my three and a half sentences of English, I barely made it around Thailand (--Yes)
--Rush back home. When I got to the airport, I bought a bunch of cosmetics, and once I checked out, it was another couple thousand. You said I was living to live (- hey, not to)
-- alas, it does not matter if you spend a little money (- yes)
-- the family also complained about it (- yes)
-- all kinds of complaints (- ah)
-- men ah afraid of no good. Who are you talking about? Who are you talking about? Who are you talking about? You see, you're so unlucky, if the child grows up to look like you, it's over (--n)
--Like me, it's over, and if it doesn't look like me, it's over, you know! （
-Why did I get married so early? (Who do you blame?)
-That's my mother's fault (What's wrong with an old lady?)
-She was in a hurry to get a daughter-in-law to hold her grandchildren, so I married such an unlucky daughter-in-law (That's quite a filial piety)
-That's not true, but it's the only way I can make a living. I'm not sure I'm the right person for you. The deepest bond between a person and his mother is (-- oh)
--Nothing compares to (-- is it)
--For example (-- anon)
--You've been away at college for four years without coming home, and when you come home, the first person you call out to is your mother (-- is it)
--They are, of course, the first person you call out to. I'll give you a lesson (-- you give me a lesson)
--- In front of the house. Mom, I'm home. That's what you have to yell (-it seems so)
--No other yells. In front of the house. Fourth Aunt's husband (--Hey?)
--I'm back (-- ouch)
--That's not true (-- it's not true)
--No, it's not true, and I'm telling you, the bond between a person and his mom is not even comparable to that with his dad's (-- it's true)
--Of course, you go to mom first for everything. If there is anything you want to do, you should go to your mom first(-yes)
--Mom, I'm thirsty! Mom I'm hungry! (--yes)
--Mom where are my clothes? It all has to go to mom first. Not so much with Dad (-yes)
--The most with Dad (-what)
--Dad, where's my mom (-hey, you still have to find mom!)
--So the deepest feelings with mother (--M)
--And the most important point (--Er)
--When I was a child, naughty (--Yo)
--Can't let the family adults worry about (--Yes)
--Growing up, don't let them worry about (--Yes)
--When I was a child, I was very naughty. We were very naughty. Our family ah, live in a big mixed courtyard (--- m)
-- to go to the toilet on the toilet have to go to the public **** toilet (--- yes)
-- the government in order to beautify the environment, ah, for us to build a movable public **** bathroom (--- more hygienic)
-- ah, move the public **** toilet (--- how good ah)
-- one day, I One day, I joined forces with a few of my friends in the yard and pushed the portable public **** toilet into the river (-- oh, push...).
--I went home and told my dad, and he got mad and wanted to beat me up(--er)
--I said, "Who are you to beat me up?". Washington cut down that tree at his house back in the day, and his dad didn't even beat him up, so what gives you the right to beat me up? Bullshit, was his dad in the tree when Washington cut it down? (-Oh! Nice guy! I say you gave the old man... Oops!)
--I pushed my dad and the toilet into the river together (-- this kid is too naughty)
--When you grow up, don't let them worry about you (-- if you know how to change)
--In order to filial piety to my parents, I married such a strange person (-- hey, don't talk like that)
--You don't know, my daughter-in-law, she does nothing but watch TV every day at home, and she's a good person.
-I don't like any of the programs she likes to watch (-- oh)
-You know what I like to watch (-- what do you like to watch)
-I like to watch the real (-- what is it)
-What is the real (-- an)
-I love to watch the news broadcasts, the street interviews, and the news broadcasts. Street interviews on newscasts, polls. This real (-oh, I know. It is to take a microphone to the street to interview the people)
--See it (--See it see)
--A reporter with a microphone in the street interview? Auntie, do you see how the wind is so strong, how does it affect your life?
The amah is a northeasterner. The wind is so strong! I came out with my old man to buy groceries, isn't it... Hey? Where's my old man? (- Huh?)
--You see how big the impact is, the old man has been blown away (---okay, okay, okay)
--Auntie, I still have a question. (- only asked)
--You see this holiday ah a lot of units spend a lot of money on fireworks, how do you think ah? I'm not sure how I'm going to be able to do that. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it! （
--I like to see this, real (-- you do not say this)
--I do not like to see what she likes to see (-- what she likes to see)
--She likes to see the commercials. What's there to see in this advertisement (-is)
--Drag me along with it (-aah)
--I've seen too many advertisements (-yo)
--I think I could be a creative director in an ad agency by now (-you've still got it)
--Give me a random product, and I'd be able to make an advertisement for it (-blow it up)
--Old Beijing Fried Noodles (-- what's the point?)
--I can make an advertisement for it (-- tell us about it)
--Open your mouth (-- tell us about it)
--Old Beijing Fried Noodles (老北京炸酱面), the national leader in sales for a hundred years, sells more than seven hundred million bowls a year, which would circle the globe three times. An older woman bought ten bowls of noodles in one go, and when she was leaving, the oldest man selling the noodles called out to her, "Hey, your noodles! The woman who bought the noodles smiled back and said, "No, that's your noodles."
--Lao Peking Fried Noodles, authentic noodles; Lao Peking Fried Noodles, the leading brand of noodles; not all noodles are called Lao Peking Fried Noodles; Lao Peking Fried Noodles, cleansing and detoxifying (--- hey, what a mess this is).
--Isn't it just this one? This has what this (- you this is not good)
- every day at home to watch TV, I say you ah do not always watch TV, exercise to go (- so good)
- look at you are fat into what kind of. I'm not sure if I'm a good person, but I'm not a good person. You are not fat, see what other wives say to their husbands. Hey you point over there, press my hair. You see what you say every day (- what to say)
-- hey point over there, pressure on my meat (- ooh)
-- you lie down on the bed, the meat are spread out (- okay okay)
-- with the carpet like (- ouch, not so)
-- you lose weight (- en)
-- you are good for you (- ooh)
-- you are good for you (- ooh)
-- you are good for you (- ooh).
--How can I wear stockings in summer when my legs are so thick. Why can't I wear stockings. Look, other girls wear stockings. Some look naughty, some look sexy, some look cute. You put on stockings just to prove that stockings are so elastic (- ugh, your mouth...)
--You have too much meat, the stockings can't even stop it. If you take a small razor blade and pull it, the meat will pop out with a bang! I walk five kilometers every day (this is not a small amount of exercise)
--What is not small (- walking five kilometers is not a lot)
--What five kilometers, she has a dog called five kilometers (- the name of the dog ah!).
--Oops! I married such an unlucky daughter-in-law every day at home to raise the bar and quarrel. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to get the job done, but I'm sure I'll be able to get the job done, and I'm sure I'll be able to get the job done, and I'm sure I'll be able to get the job done, and I'm sure I'll be able to get the job done, and I'm sure I'll be able to get the job done, and I'm sure I'll be able to get the job done, and I'll be able to get the job done, and I'll be able to get the job done, and I'll be able to get the job done. I said, Mr. Wang sorry, I will change, I do not sleep during the meeting, actively speak. All right (- that's right)
--Knowing the mistake can change (-M)
--The other day at the meeting, he stood up. (--M)
--Colleagues, pay attention, our company now has a project, has exceeded the original budget (--Oh)
--Now to seek everyone's opinion, let's see if the investment still need to be doubled (--M)
--Everyone, take turns to speak, one by one. Stand up one, do not double. Another one stands up, not doubled. It's my turn to grab the landlord! (--Hi!)
--Cao Yunjin you out. Hey, do you think he's like that? We speak positively, he is not happy again (- if I should fire you)
-- Aigoo I see the leader offended, hurry to send some gifts (- ooh, still have the good sense)
-- casting their favor. You know what (---en)
--- He likes antiques and paintings, buy him a pair of paintings. This is a great character, four big words on the top: righteousness and light (- that care what ah)
--Care what. Emperor Qianlong wrote it. Hurry to send him home, after sending him, he said it was fake. You say how can this be a fake, above all branded with the paragraph (- what is written on it ah)
-- It reads: Zheng Da Guangming, Qianlong book gifted to Mr. Wang (- hey hey, Mr. Wang ...)
--How can that be fake (--this is fake!)
--Gift sent, this relationship not only did not ease, but also deducted half a month's salary. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to get a good deal on this, but I'm sure I'm going to be able to. （
--Earning so little money, but also let people deduct half. I'm not sure when I'm going to be able to get a bigger house. I have to change the house ah, when this house almost did not let me die of exhaustion (-m)
--Run countless properties, see countless face ah. The sales lady scared you every day, Mr. hurry to buy it, the price of the house will certainly rise (-- ooh)
-- just listen to her which can ah (-- how to do)
-- we have to listen to the expert's opinion (-- oh)
-- in order to do this, I also enrolled in an expert seminar (-- hey)
-- every day, listen to the expert de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de, three hours! Finally came to the conclusion (--- ouch)
--- The best time to buy a house is which year (--- which year?).
--The year before last (--- hey before...)
--The year before last, you need to say ah (-- this is not nonsense)
--Finally analyzed and analyzed, or the sales lady that sentence is right (-She how to say)
--Mr., hurry up to buy a house, housing prices will certainly go up (-Hey yes, so the sentence of the truth)
--You say when I can not worry about money ah (-How to say this, don't say it)
--When can I not worry about money? （
--In order to get rich, I'll find a master to give me a fortune teller (-- hey this can not be believed, this is called feudal superstition)
--What do you know ah (-- huh?)
--The master found the problem when he did the math (--- is that so)
--The master said that my life is not good, saying that I am the five elements of the lack of five elements (--- Oh, the five elements...). Then you're too deficient!)
--I said master those are not important, I just want to know, when I can be rich (--en)
--Guru said let me go home and wait, within three days will be rich. The result is that I will be able to get rich in three days.
--After I went home, I heard that Mr. Wang bought a 60-inch LCD TV next door, and that it would be delivered to me on the next day (-- oh)
--I secretly switched the license plate numbers of the two houses in front of my house. So that this TV is not delivered to our house? I don't have to spend a penny, I also get a TV for nothing (-- I said you just make this fortune ah, you lack of morality ah! I'm not sure what I'm talking about.)
--What do you care? The next day at 4:30 p.m., the person that the TV is still delivered over (-- yo)
-- the delivery master to carry the TV in, handed me a delivery note, which is written in four big words (-- please sign for it)
-- cash on delivery? ( -- hey... Stop it!)