Q: Why are pears the warmest fruit? A: Pears (ions) are hot Q: Who is the darkest anime character in the world? A: Robot Cat Why: Because he can't see out of his hand Q: Who is the world's most sympathetic anime character? A: RoboCat again Why: Because he is always reaching out to people Q: A wolf came to the North Pole and accidentally fell into the sea of ice, what did it become when it was picked up? A: Betel nut Q: What do African cannibal chiefs eat? A: People! Q: Then one day, the chief got sick and the doctor told him to be a vegetarian, so what did he eat? A: Eat vegetarians! Q: What animal is most likely to be plastered on a wall? A: Seal (newspaper) seal Q: What happens when a fat man falls from the 12th floor? Q: Who will help you eat when you are full? A: Flying Dragon, because Flying Dragon is in the sky (Tim) Q: A puppy was traveling in the desert and died. A: He suffocated to death because there were no poles to pee on in the desert Q: A puppy traveled in the desert and found a utility pole, but ended up suffocating to death anyway, why? A: The poles were labeled "No Peeing Here" Q: A puppy traveling in the desert found a telephone pole with nothing on it, and still suffocated to death. A: A lot of puppies were waiting in line, so they didn't wait. Q: Who is sure to be eliminated from the game, the wolf, the tiger or the lion? A: The wolf, because Momotaro (eliminates the wolf) Q: What is God's mode of transportation? A: Babe, the magical (riding) baby Q: Who gets carsick on a long bus ride, White, Yellow or Blue? A: White, because White throws up (White Rabbit) Q: White + White =? A: White Rabbit (White TWO) Q What should we do at 12 o'clock at night? Clutching → Because of clutches at zero hour Q Who among grandpa, dad, and brother will shed tears when they hear mom's words? Grandpa → because of the flashing tears at night remembering mom's words .......
Riddle: The brothers are really peaceful, sitting side by side every day, when they love green clothes, old age are wearing yellow clothes (playing a fruit) Answer: banana 2. Riddle: From afar like a pavilion, close to see no window lattice, on the upper side of the straight water, the lower side of the people line (playing a commonly used objects) Answer: umbrella 3. Riddle: two wings and a tooth, will not fly only crawl, out of the good management of the wrongdoing, spit dozens of white clouds flowers (playing a commonly used objects) Answer: umbrella 3. Riddle: never cut vegetables also called knife, neck long mouth flat size, wooden handle wearing red clothes, work turn mouth iron groove (playing a common object) Answer: screwdriver 5. Riddle: brother ten belly empty, skin and bones love winter, not afraid of the wind and snow is not afraid of the cold, the colder it will be the more rampant (playing a common object) Answer: gloves 6. Riddle: like a coiled dragon is not a dragon, a little bit of cinnabar dyed head red, to Riddle: Like a coiled dragon is not a dragon, a little bit of vermilion sand dyed head red, to go foggy to drive away flying tigers, night and day for us to get rid of pests (playing a commonly used objects) Answer: mosquito coils 7. riddle: a thing born with two sides of the light, love to use it to install the doors and windows, to block the gusts of wind and rainstorms, but not to cover up the light and bright (playing a commonly used objects) Answer: glass 8. riddle: wood to bucket of rice (playing a scientific and technological term) Answer: synthetic materials 9. riddle: the total annihilation of the invaders (playing a pesticide) Answer: enemy killed 10. riddle: the depths of the white cloud Riddle: There are people deep in the white clouds (playing a construction noun) Answer: high-rise buildings 11. Riddle: Good (playing a four-letter idiom) Answer: equality between men and women 12. Riddle: There is a boat does not go down to the beach, through the clouds and fog on the blue sky, the universe space to turn around, scientific information loaded with warehouses (playing a scientific and technological term) Answer: spaceship 13. Riddle: convex eyes, a wide mouth, the tail to be bigger than the body, the turquoise grass lined with it, just like a big red flower () Answer: Goldfish 14. Riddle: Hourly black clothes, grow up wearing green robes, living in the water, sleep on the shore (playing an animal) Answer: Frog 15. Riddle: Small tree grows peaches more and more big, peaches cracked white flowers, seeds can be extracted oil, picking flowers can be spun (playing a crop) Answer: Cotton 16. Riddle: Roots do not touch the ground, green leaves, white flowers, wandering around the world, four seas, every home (playing a plant) Answer: duckweed (playing a scientific and technological term) Riddle: Hedgehog hair coat, take off the coat to show the red robe, red robe wrapped in a fluffy jacket, the jacket sleeps a white baby (playing a fruit) Answer: Chestnut 18. Riddle: Someone planted it in April, the golden flower naturally bloomed in August, the morning to the east and the evening to the west, the sun smiled openly (playing a fruit) Answer: Sunflower 19. Riddle: Wooden bow made of iron strings, pull the bow does not shoot arrows, the rustle even the sound of snowflakes floating in front of you (playing a commonly used) Riddle: A silver light, a line, crossing the sky like a sword, running ten million miles in a flash, blinking eyes can not be seen (playing a natural phenomenon) Answer: Lightning 21. Riddle: With the help of the sun to shine, around the earth day and night busy, if the earth to cover up the sun, the dolls point to the sky to ask their parents (playing a natural phenomenon) Answer: Lunar Eclipse 22. Riddle: The size of the beans from the sky scattered Riddle: The colorful brocade hangs in the sky, the sunset reflects better look, the girl saw the empty joy, can not be cut to do clothing (playing a natural phenomenon) Answer: Evening Sunset 24.Riddle: The small pearl is really lovely, can only see can not be stepped on, the morning growth in the green grass, the sun out of the shadow of the trail (playing a natural phenomenon) Answer: Dew 25. Dew 25. Riddle: Round when drawing, square when writing, short when cold, long when hot (playing a word) Answer: Day 26. Riddle: Eyes without a pearl, all light, wear red, green and yellow, follow the lazy people it sleeps, follow the diligent people it is busy (playing a commonly used objects) Answer: Needle 27. Riddle: Not a pastry, not a sugar, white and fragrant bag, can not be eaten, can not be drank, you need to taste it every day (playing a commonly used objects) Answer: Toothpaste 28. Riddle: A rat crossing the street, everyone shouted (playing a word) Answer: consume 29. Riddle: Tomb of Confucius (playing a geographic term) Answer: hills 30. Riddle: From a distance it looks like a star, close up like a lantern, in the end, what is it, it turns out to be a worm (playing an animal) Answer: firefly 31. Riddle: a windy boat, white puff red bow, rowed up two oars, the lake swim around (playing an animal) Answer: geese 32. Riddle: A small dragon, beard hard like dumplings, alive without blood, dead full of red (playing an animal) Answer: shrimp 33. Riddle: Sesame seeds scattered from afar, close to see the black donkey carrying rice, not afraid of the high mountain road is steep, only afraid of falling into the hot pot (playing an animal) Answer: ants 34. Riddle: Eyes such as brass bells, body like iron nails, wings, hairless, feet difficult to walk (playing an animal) Answer: dragonfly 35. Riddle: like a boat, bones exposed head, tail Riddle: A strange-looking thing, with a beard growing out of its waist. 36. Riddle: A strange-looking thing, with a beard growing out of its waist. 37. Riddle: A seed is sown in the fall, a bud is hidden in the snow in the winter, the buds are growing in the spring, and the crop matures to a yellow color in the summer (playing a crop) Answer: Wheat 38. Riddle: Green silk hair on the head, clad in fish scale armor, leaves do not fall in winter, the gusty winds do not collapse (playing a plant) Answer: Pine 39. Riddle: There is a hole without seeing the insects, there is a nest without seeing the bees, there is a silk without seeing the silkworms, and there is no one who can see the umbrella (playing a plant) Answer: Lotus root 40. Riddle: A pair of small boats, really capable of transporting people during the day, and docking at night (playing a commonly used objects) Answer: Shoes 41. Riddle: Calling the arrows without a bow, and sailing on the nine. Riddle: take you to the moon, traveling in space (playing a scientific and technological term) Answer: rocket 42. Riddle: it is difficult to say that it is the sound of the ear to hear, that it is the light does not see the shadow, can help fishermen to find the fish, can help the doctor to check the cause of the disease (playing a scientific and technological term) Answer: ultrasonic 43. Riddle: the family of four walls (playing a physical term) Answer: space 44. Riddle: the morning chickens together to report the dawn (playing a physical term) Answer: *** sounding 45: Riddle: The whole day reception (playing a science and technology noun) Answer: all-weather 47. Riddle: Pi (playing an animal) Answer: four elephants 48. Riddle: Proficient in the history of the Ming Dynasty (playing an insect) Answer: spiders 49. Riddle: Five, four, three, two, one (playing a mathematical noun) Answer: countdown 50. Riddle: The two brothers on the scale (playing a physical noun) Answer: Specific gravity 52. Riddle: Divorce (playing a physical noun) Answer: Insulation 53. Riddle: The stars in the sky are too many to be counted, but there is one star that is exceptionally bright, which is made by skillful craftsmen and flies around the clock in the heavens (playing a scientific and technological noun) Answer: artificial satellite 54. Riddle: The body is crystal and transparent, a heart of red, hanging on the wall without saying anything, reporting hot and cold at any time (playing a meter) Answer: temperature meter 55. Riddle: Like an arrow is not an arrow, love to stand on a high place, the buttocks are not stable, the head turns with the wind (playing a meteorological instrument) Answer: weathervane 56. Riddle: The song has no words (playing a physical noun) Answer: spectrum 57. Riddle: Soft like thin paper, as hard as steel, industry, agriculture and commerce are used, acid-resistant and resistant to cold, resistant to decay, bright and enjoyable (playing a physical term) Answer: spectral 57. Riddle: soft like thin paper hard like steel, acid-resistant, cold-resistant, decay-resistant, colorful and amusing (playing a chemical product) Answer: plastic 58. Riddle: silver-white soft and tough, better than hemp and cotton, can weave into a net, but also can be woven into the band (playing a chemical product) Answer: nylon thread 59. Riddle: prisoner (playing a name of acupuncture points) Answer: the middle of the man 60: Riddle: woman crowned, man king (playing a four-character vocabulary) Answer: safety first 63. Riddle: Beacon on the smoke (playing a fire term) Answer: alarm 64. Riddle: low thinking of his hometown (playing a traditional Chinese medicine) Answer: wai ripe ground 65. Riddle: the eve of the Women's Day (playing a traditional Chinese medicine) Answer: panax ginseng 66. Riddle: a thing was born strange, born to be afraid of the sun, do not bask in the sun hard clanking, a tearful sun (playing a sun) Riddle: A strange thing is born, afraid of the sun, hard and strong if not exposed to the sun, and tears in the sun (playing a natural object) Answer: Ice 67. Riddle: A big red puff, when it sees the wind, it is fierce and wild, it can eat the world without a mouth, and it is afraid of the rain alone, not afraid of the wind (playing a natural phenomenon) Answer: Fire 68. Riddle: Everyone has a good friend, with a dark body and a dark head, it is accompanied by you in front of the lamps and in the moonlight, but it is a mute person that doesn't open its mouth (playing a natural phenomenon) Answer: Shadow 69. Riddle: A thousand words and a sentence (playing a meteorological word) Answer: cloudy to less cloudy 70. Riddle: Zhou Yu arson at the mouth of the three rivers (playing a meteorological word) Answer: wind southeast 71. Riddle: Dad fat, mom thin (playing a family planning term) Answer: son preference 72. Riddle: Spring is gone, people remain the same (playing a tourism term) Answer: three-day tour 73. Riddle: Measurement again (playing a physical noun) Answer: weight 74. Riddle: A bridge is long, the bridge door rows, the door closed to save water, the door opened to turn the big waves (playing a water conservancy facilities) Ans: sluice 75. Riddle: less superstitious people (playing a word) Ans: puzzle 76. Riddle: letters should not be long (playing a scientific and technological term) Ans: text message 77. Riddle: Surgical operation (playing a word) Ans: criminal 78. Riddle: know (playing an animal) Ans: robin 79. （Riddle: River God (playing the name of a flower) Ans: Narcissus 81. Riddle: Divine Right (playing the name of a flower) Ans: Cactus 82. Riddle: Female Shepherd Boy (playing the name of a flower) Ans: Petunia 83. Riddle: Moon Old Man (playing the name of a proverb) Ans: To make a pair of 84. Riddle: Du (playing the name of a building) Ans: Civil Engineering 85. Riddle: Individual Households (playing the name of a building) Ans: Single Room 86. Riddle: like sugar is not sugar, like salt is not salt, people and animals can not eat, crops eat sweet (playing an agricultural material) Answer: fertilizer 87.Riddle: style is difficult to change (playing a term of industrial production) Answer: stereotypes 88.Riddle: the day (playing a word of science and technology) Answer: synthetic 89.Riddle: the cliff hanging piece of large white curtains, a thousand hands and ten thousand legs can not be caught, close to listen to the thousands of soldiers and ten thousand horses roar, look at the silver spring flying down the valley (playing a word) Riddle: A big white curtain hangs on the cliff, a thousand feet can't catch it, hear the roar of thousands of soldiers and horses, see the silver springs fly down the valley (playing a natural object) Answer: waterfall 90. Riddle: A thing is born with a curved tail that goes up to the sky, it can't walk by itself and has to be driven by a whip (playing a farming tool) Answer: plow 96. Riddle: Born into the world's most enthusiastic, does not bully the old and young, does not bully the greedy, not afraid of the wind and the rain, and works hard with the pedestrians night after night (playing a transportation facility) Answer: street lamp 97. Riddle: The river looks like a dragon, blinking at night, shooting a light, illuminating a new future (playing a transportation facility) Answer: beacon light 98. Riddle: Two roads in the house, three forks outside the door, can only let people see, can't let people walk (playing an industrial product) Answer: electric wire 99. Riddle: Crowdfunding (playing a scientific and technological term) Answer: alloy 100. Riddle: Amputation and reimplantation (playing a traditional Chinese medicine) Answer: Bone Broken Patch 101. (打一字谜) Answer: Fly 102. （Riddle: Zizi 103. Riddle: Sweet, salty, bitter and spicy. (打一字谜) Riddle: Mouth 104. (打一字谜)謎底：古 105. Riddle: Two people with great strength break through the sky. （Riddle: A song is sung at sunset. 106. （Riddle：Cao 107.Riddle：Two mountains are opposite to each other, with a dangerous peak sticking out of the blue sky (打一字谜) Riddle：Yu 108.Riddle：The color of the mountains after the rain is as if they are sleeping. (Chinese character puzzle) Bottom: Snow 109. （Riddle: A man hangs a bow on his waist. 110. （Riddle: The Dream of the Red Chamber (打一成语) Riddle: Water Falls Out 112.Riddle: Two Grassy Places (打一植物) Riddle: Plum Blossom 113.Riddle: Prosperity of the Chinese Nation (打一近代烈士一) Riddle: Huang Xing 114.Riddle: Phoenix Swimming in Phoenix Terrace (打一数名学词) Riddle: Similar Triangles 115. Riddle: The rolling Yangtze River passes through the east (playing 2 words of cell phone brands) Riddles: BaoDong, Haier 116.Riddle: Seven days of quick change (playing the name of a movie star) Riddles: Zhou Xun 117.Riddle: Meng's mother's three migrations (playing three magazines) Riddles: For the sake of the children, Health, Reading 118.Riddles: But if you can get other people to open their mouths to laugh, why not break the bones of these people in empty space and cold? （Riddle: Firecracker 119.Riddle: Chang'an Beauty (打一词牌) Riddle: Memory of Qin'e 120.Riddle: Covering the Flowery Face (打3字出版新词) Riddle: Cover Show 121.Riddle: Why does the egret warbler always sleeps with one foot shrunk? Riddle: What was Adam and Eve's biggest regret after they got married? Riddle: No one came to the wedding 123. Riddle: Why did a ferocious hungry cat run away when it saw a mouse? Riddle: What is the one thing that people willingly buy fake? Riddle: What kind of water do people need even when they are not thirsty? Riddle: Salary 126. Riddle: What is the relationship between your father's sister's cousin's cousin's father and your uncle's son's sister-in-law? Riddle: kinship 127. riddle: what is the safest place to be when the earth explodes? Riddle: Hell No one got it right 128.Riddle: What is it that will destroy it if you call it by its name? Riddle: Silence 129. Riddle: What is the longest car in the world except for a train? Riddle: Traffic jam
51 What can you borrow and not return? ● borrow light 52 What is the first animal you see when you enter a zoo? ● ticket taker 53 What can't be magnified by a magnifying glass? ● angle 54 What increases by half when you turn it upside down? ●6 55 What is something that you destroy just by calling its name? ● Silence 56 What comes often but never really comes? ●57 When Xiao Wang traveled abroad with his parents for the first time, his parents were at a loss because of the language barrier. Xiao Wang didn't know the slightest bit of a foreign language, and he wasn't deaf or mute, but he didn't feel the slightest bit inconvenienced as if he were in his own country. ● Wang is a baby. 58 How can you write red with a blue pen? ● Write the word "red". 59 When a car turns right, which tire does not turn? ● The spare tire 60 What will happen if a natural black marble is thrown into the Qiantang River on September 7? ● Sink to the bottom of the river 61 Under what circumstances will a person be septuagenarian? ● Cremation 62 What kind of "essence" is best at charming men? ● Alcohol 63 Why does a healthy couple give birth to a baby with no eyes? 64 Why do two tigers fight so hard that they have to fight to the death? ● No one dares to stop the fight. 65 Mr. Lin had an artificial heart after a major operation. When he got well, his girlfriend broke up with him right away. Why is that? ● Didn't really love her 66 You can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it; one can do it, two can't do it together. What is this? ●Dreaming 67 Black chickens are better or white chickens are better, why? ● Black chickens, black chickens lay white eggs, white chickens do not lay black eggs 68 When you come home in the middle of the night and realize that you have forgotten your keys, and there is no one else in the house, what is your greatest wish? ● The door is unlocked. 69 What are the benefits of having black hair? ● No fear of tanning 70 If the world were to end tomorrow, why would anyone want to commit suicide today? ● To take a seat in heaven 71 What is the one dish that the manager is good at, even though he can't cook? ●Fried squid 72 What kind of wine should not be drunk? ● Iodine 73 Why is a bottle of medicine labeled as highly poisonous harmless to people? ● As long as you don't drink it 74 What is something you can hit without having to exert effort? ● Dozing 75 What is one thing that those who buy it know and those who sell it know, but only those who use it don't know? ● Coffin 76 They say a woman is like a book, so what book is a fat woman like? ● Combined book 77 What is the difference between the feeling after being bitten by a crocodile and after being bitten by a shark? ●No one knows 78 A cow walks 10 meters to the north, then 10 meters to the west, then 10 meters to the south, backs up and turns right, and asks where the cow's tail is facing. ●Toward the ground 79 "Innate" means inherited from the parents, but what is "acquired"? ●The day after tomorrow 80 What is the main cause of divorce? ● Marriage 81 What is a fair way to divide 9 oranges among 13 children? 82 How do you put a pencil on the floor so that no one can cross it? 83 Why does the Statue of Liberty always stand in New York Harbor? ● She can't sit on it. 84 How can a frog jump higher than a tree? ● Trees can't jump 85 What is the one thing in the world that carries people at nearly 2,000 kilometers per hour and doesn't need gas or other fuel? ● Earth 86 What do you call a beautiful woman who doesn't have children after marriage for fear of losing her figure? ● The Greatest Beauty 87 Why do black people like to eat white chocolate? ● Fear of eating their own fingers 88 What kind of person is always afraid to take a bath ● Mudbloods 89 Why are most Buddhists in the Northern Hemisphere? 90 What is it not illegal to steal? 91 Do you know where most modern scientists were born? Hospitals. 92 Why do geese fly south? ● Because it's too slow to walk on foot 93 Winter melon, cucumber, watermelon, and pumpkin can be eaten, but what melon can't be eaten? ● Fools 94 There were 6 buns in the basin, 6 children got 1 each, but there was 1 left in the basin, why? ● The last child took the basin with him 95 The old king shaves 40 or 50 times a day, but he still has a beard on his face. What is the reason for this? ● Old King is a barber
. Which kind of bat doesn't need to rest - unkempt 2. a group of ducks meeting - nonsense (无鸡之谈) 3. a group of people smashing a gun with eggs - gunfire (枪淋蛋雨) 4. . a man eating with chopsticks - popular (筷至人口) 5. the sheep stopped breathing - raised eyebrows (羊没吐气) 6. there were ten sheep, nine squatting in the sheep pen, one squatting in the pigsty- -Improved (one sheep squatted wrongly) 7. ten men watched five women take a bath -fifty colors 8. a man in golden clothes -one hit (one golden man) 7 What happens when you do heavy physical work in summer? Guess a Taiwanese entertainer Liu Han Ya (sweating ah) 8 Granny eating bacon - pulling the skin 9 Old lady drinking thin rice _____ Shameless (teeth) nasty 10 How to make the sparrow not make a sound ---- Press it. Because the crow (pressure) sparrow is silent 11 Put the bird bird eyes blind, fishing fish on the hook, police dog accompanied by green grass, Bao'er gave birth to a son, wood characters do not wear a group, the Eight Immortals with a knife, the woman seated side by side, the green bamboo is higher than the sky. One sentence, one word! Riddle: Turtle Guess the word very funny There is a natural black marble, on the day of September 7, throw it into the Qiantang River what phenomenon will happen? (Answer: Sink to the bottom of the river) There is a person who was born to your parents, but he is not your sibling, who is he? (Answer: yourself)What climbs higher the hotter the weather gets? (Answer: thermometer)An old lady got on the bus, why did no one give up her seat? (Answer: There were empty seats on the bus)How did Xiao Wang brush his teeth while whistling leisurely? (Answer: brushing his false teeth)Which one hurts more when you hit your head with a coconut or a watermelon? (Answer: The head hurts more)What is a product whose manufacture date and expiration date are the same day? (Answer: Newspaper)Why is there a hospital that never treats people? (Answer: Veterinary hospital) There is a cow with its head facing north, it turns to the right and turns in place three times, then it turns back and turns in place three times, then it turns to the right again, where is its tail facing at this time? (Answer: Toward the ground.) When a fat girl is sick, what is she most afraid of people saying when they come to visit her? (Answer: Take care of yourself) If tomorrow is the end of the world, why do people want to commit suicide today? (Answer: To take up a place in heaven)Why does a healthy couple give birth to a baby without eyes? (Answer: Chickens lay eggs)Fox spirit is the best at confusing men, so what "spirit" men and women together? (Answer: Alcohol)Why does Zhang never touch the ground when he walks? (Answer: also separated from the shoes and socks)Chubby is a famous diving athlete, but one day, he stood on the diving platform, but did not dare to jump down. Why? (Answer: There was no water below)Which tooth grows out last? (Answer: false teeth)Why do two tigers fight so hard that they have to fight to the death? (Answer: No one dares to talk them out of it.)Why are Xiaohong and her mother both in the same class? (Answer: One is a student and the other is a teacher)Why did the frog lose to the dog in the swimming race? (Answer: The frog fouled with the frogstroke)How much time does it take in order to finish Peking University? (Answer: One bill clock is enough)Xiao Ming always likes to break the alarm clock at home, why does his mom always let his dad, who can't repair clocks, do it for him? (Answer: Repair Xiao Ming)What color are the teeth of a baby born to a black man and a white man? (Answer: Babies have no teeth)What should you do with a stick to make it shorter, but not to saw it, break it or cut it short? (Answer: Take a stick that is longer than it is) How should zero be written in Roman numerals? (Answer: Roman numerals do not have a zero) Can you build a number larger than 3 and smaller than 4 out of 3 chopsticks? (Answer: build up to pi) Sasha claimed to be an expert at recognizing the age of hens, and his trick was to use his teeth, why? (Answer: eating the chicken himself to recognize the age of the hen) What is the number added between the numbers 0 and 1 to make the number larger than 0 and smaller than 1? (Answer: add a . It becomes 0.1)What says father is not going to touch each other, but touches twice when you call father? (Answer: upper and lower lips) How many corners are left in a square table according to one corner? (Answer: 5 corners)Mrs. King has always been a straight talker, but what made her suddenly become a stammerer? (Answer: Mrs. King stammers when she eats sugar cane.)Think carefully, what is the biggest shadow you have ever seen? (Answer: the shadow of the earth, i.e. every night)