"Irrigation", therefore, means "publishing hydrology that has no actual reading meaning". The word "irrigation" is relatively derogatory. The act of irrigation is also disliked by everyone. But why is it still being done? Why do so many people like watering? And what are the ways of watering and what skills are required? Next, I will give you a brief analysis:
(-) Why watering is necessary ?
In fact, in summary, the irritants are nothing more than the following situations:
1. Boredom
When I came to the Internet to browse, I said everything I needed to say. I have done everything I need to do, but I feel like there is nothing left to do, so I water the water, water the flowers, and pass some time.
2. Vent
In reality Or you encounter something unpleasant on the Internet, and you feel uncomfortable holding it in your heart. You pour it all out, and you immediately feel better.
3. Prank
There is no purpose. I just want to stir up trouble and make a joke to cheer myself up.
4. Greetings
Say hello to everyone in good faith and see if any friends are online.
4. Greetings
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5. Increasing experience points is entirely NetEase’s fault for inventing such a thing as experience points (although it has no practical use)
6. Being in the limelight
I like to talk a lot to attract everyone's attention and satisfy my vanity.
7. Chat
I am too lazy to go to the chat room and leave it immediately when I meet like-minded friends.
8. Trouble
As the name suggests, it is a malicious act, an extreme measure taken to retaliate against someone or something.
9. Conspiracy (Maybe it’s a conspiracy) Come to speak with a certain purpose, and do some preliminary work to achieve a certain goal in the future. (For example, to apply to be the moderator of a certain forum or for the smooth development of related work in the future. Increase popularity and influence, etc...)
10. Others
Even the people who do it don’t know why they do it, maybe it’s an early symptom of Internet syndrome. .
(2) Skills of irrigation
The skill of the irrigation person may be high or low, and the taste of the water produced is also different. ;
Some are bitter, It tastes so bad that no one wants to drink it.
Some water is sweet, and everyone feels sweet after drinking it.
Some water is moist, and everyone needs it very much. Drink it It was extremely thirst-quenching.
Some were so full that everyone couldn’t drink them and had to walk around, which made them all wet.
Some even couldn’t tell what they tasted like. Everyone has a great taste in their hearts after drinking it.
What kind of water a person pours out? As for the taste of the water, it depends on the skill of the person who pours the water!
Generally speaking, irrigation skills can be divided into three levels: junior novice, intermediate master and advanced killer.
1. Elementary irrigation:
This level Spreading does not require any skills. Spreading people are typical rookies with simple minds. Usually, the articles they publish are easy for people to know at a glance that they are spamming, and the smell of the water is very unpleasant, and most people will not touch it even if they touch it. I don't want to touch them either. Unless they are extremely similar, then there is nothing to say. The IDs of rookies like these basically have a short survival time, because they will soon be exposed and killed by others (moderators) .The following categories are typical junior rookies:
a. Tell everyone that they are trolling. For example, "I am here to troll." "I will troll if the moderator is here or not." "I am trolling." "Guan" and so on
b. There is no text when replying to other people's articles, only some tone of hum, ha, hey. Sometimes there is not even a word. Posting purely to increase experience points .
c. Publish multiple articles with titles at once, occupying a lot of space, but the articles are meaningless, and almost no one is willing to reply, and even cause resentment to others.
< p>d. Crazyly reply to many things that have no practical meaning or words in their own or other people's articles. I have seen several people make nearly a thousand posts together. Haha... ma;e. What does a cursing post look like?
XXX....""CAO...."CHAO...." etc.....are also objectionable.
f. The basic consequences of publishing advertisements are I was slapped... 2. Intermediate troll: An
This level of troll is usually more difficult to deal with. Their quality is relatively high and their minds are flexible. They are familiar with the basic laws of the community and other matters. Relevant laws and regulations. Know how to skirt around the edges. Generally, it is difficult for you to tell whether someone is trolling someone in a post. Even if you know clearly that he is trolling but you can't do anything about it, he will still use relevant regulations if you dare to delete his post. Come and argue with you. Then they will smile with you and make you laugh or cry. This is the intermediate level that causes the most headaches for all moderators and deputy moderators. Their IDs usually survive longer because they know how to protect themselves and are not easily exposed. Dry it. The water you drink tastes bitter, sweet and moist, but it is often too full, leaving everyone full. The following situations are their characteristics:
a. In some technical areas Deliberately asking some relatively newbie questions, pretending not to understand even though you clearly understand.
For example, "What are some good Internet cafes in Guangzhou?" "Can an account from 163 be added to 169?" After asking, I watched others answer. , secretly laughing to myself...
b. You can see him on every page. He only publishes two to three related posts in each place, and his income in one day is extremely considerable.
c. Moaning for no reason, trying to gain sympathy by finding a topic to talk about with other people. For example, "My cat is broken..." "My girlfriend broke up with me..." In fact, his cat may be his girlfriend who just bought him and is having fun with him...
d. When he sees other people’s problems, he passes them by as quickly as a cat sees a mouse. "Enthusiasm" to solve problems. Sometimes even he himself can't believe his patience (the starting point is bad but the behavior is beneficial). Usually he will hit it off with those who moan for no reason or pretend to be pigs and eat tigers, and become long-term good friends..
e. Make use of the topic. As soon as something big or small happens, he will immediately start talking about it and kill everyone. "It has nothing to do with him, hang on high" has never been his motto (I don't know in reality)
f. He used some current political and ideological debate areas to express some so-called opinions that were neither salty nor bland. In fact, he had not even thought about some issues himself and was just joining in the fun. He is not interested in anything from left to right, democracy, autocracy, sovereignty, personality, economic development
The stock market and financial regulation of national economic development. Watching the experience value increase bit by bit is what he is most concerned about and happy about.
g. Use discussions on related topics and then cleverly publish your own advertisements, or put in your signature what websites you want to promote to earn money and third-level advertisements. Anyway, there is no rule in the signature that you can and cannot include anything.
3. Advanced killers:
There are not many people who can reach this level. They are all the elites among the elites. Generally speaking, they have relatively big backgrounds and are old people in the network. The person in charge or the moderator is in charge of the network management. They may be some big shot in real life and are doing some big things. Their quality and IQ are first-class. They have rich experience and experiences in real life and on the Internet, and their views on things are more in-depth and more informed. They have a whole set of ways of being and doing things, and they are a little different from normal people. They may laugh, curse, be happy, be sad, or be capricious. They are quite famous on the Internet or in reality, and you can see them in many places or on many websites. Many people will know him, but he may not know who the other person is. To a certain extent, he has a celebrity effect. Their articles are generally very interesting and special, allowing people to savor them carefully and leave them with endless aftertaste. You have all kinds of feelings in my heart. No matter how long or short the article is, it is a kind of fun, an inspiration, and a teaching to everyone. It can arouse everyone's screams. Even if it is accidentally trolled or makes some mischief, Creating some atmosphere will also make
people think that the water is sweet, and sometimes even other moderators will give him some face to drink it with him... But unfortunately, There are not many killers like this anymore. If there were more killers like this, the network would be more prosperous and interesting
Haha! I didn’t expect that there are so many ways to "spill", so everyone After reading it, I can understand the level and type of each irrigator.
You can determine the level of water in the future, but don’t make it uncomfortable. Some water is bitter and so unpleasant that no one is willing to drink it.
Some water is sweet and everyone drinks it. It also feels very sweet.
Some are moist, and everyone needs it very much. Drinking it is extremely thirst-quenching.
Some are too full, and everyone can’t drink it and has to walk around, and it’s hard to keep it full. The body is wet.
Some people can’t tell what it tastes like, but everyone feels the taste in their hearts after drinking it. Is it “bitter”? Is it "sweet"? Is it "thirst quenching"? Is it "too full"? Or "all five flavors"? In the end, it all depends on your irrigation level~~~ Haha, do you understand~~