On the continent of Demolition, there is a famous family called the McLang family.
This family has always been sparsely populated, few incense, but every member of the clan is extremely intelligent, gifted, IQ up to 150.
Therefore, the McLang family in the continent of the demolition of the continent, it can be said that no one knows, no one knows.
But this family peculiar place is more than that, because it is still a cursed family.
It is said that every heir to the McClung family will eventually kill each other.
In the current generation, there are only two heirs left: the older brother, Mak Lang Pong, and the younger brother, Mak Lang Im.
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The older brother, McClung Pong, specializes in killing people, and his weapon of choice is his singing voice.
But no one has ever heard him sing.
Because, everyone who has heard him sing, is dead.
Once there were people who did not believe, for example, to demolish which the continent's three pop music heavenly groups.
So they laid down the gauntlet to McClung Pong, vowing to drive him out of the KTV jukebox.
The battle was fierce.
It is said that the sky was dark that day, and the sun and moon were not shining. Within a ten-mile radius, the grass and trees were withered, and the river flowed backwards.
The three contests were held in sequence.
ROUND 1:
"The pale end of the sky is my love, and flowers are blooming at the foot of the sheer green mountains."
"Rubbing and rubbing, rubbing on this smooth ground."
"Ah! I didn't expect the lyrics to be so simple and unadorned, not pretentious or disease-free. Admirable, admirable..."
Square dance legend, dying of a heart attack.
ROUND 2:
"You are my little ah little apple, how to love you are not too much."
"Rubbing and rubbing, rubbing on this smooth ground."
"Ah! This melody is surprisingly so fickle and elusive, as if the iron horsemen are protruding their swords and spears. Awesome, Knight..."
The Chair Brothers vomited three liters of blood and died.
ROUND 3:
"Follow my left hand and right hand a slow motion, left hand and right hand slow motion replay."
"Rubbing rubbing rubbing, rubbing on this smooth ground."
"Ah! Within the short thirteen words, the word friction surprisingly appeared three times. And every time it was repeated, the power would double on top of the original. This move surprisingly struck with four times the power. Shame, shame..."
TMDBoys forgot to breathe and suffocated.
......
From then on, people in the jungle called Mylang Pong "The Little Prince of Karaoke".
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The younger brother, Mak Lang Pang, specializes in rescuing people with his noodles.
Every person who has eaten his noodles, regardless of whether the person is the late stage of AIDS or the stomach has a scalpel, can immediately glow, alive and well, full of blood full of magic, eat well.
There is a young man called Li Yanhei, in order to buy iPhone 6s for his girlfriend, decided to sell his kidney.
But I didn't expect the quack to cut both of his kidneys.
Because that hospital is a Putian system.
Li Yanhei begged Mai Langjin to save him. So Mai Lang Jin gave him the following to eat.
The next day, Li Yanhei's girlfriend was full of joy and expressed her sincerest gratitude to Mak Langjin, and gave him a banner: "A miracle cure".
There was also a young man named Xiangbei, who sat on the ground and cried to Makro Jin: Yang Xiaolu, she stole my heart.
So Mai Langjin put down a bowl of noodles for Xiangbei to eat.
Now, Xiangbei and Yao Zhu live happily together.
......
Because Mai Langjin's noodles can bring the dead back to life and are comparable to a panacea, he was nicknamed "The God of Noodles".
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Mak Lang Pong and Mak Lang Jin, the cursed brothers, are about to compete in a tournament to determine who is the true heir to the Mak Lang family: the Mak Lang King.
So here's the question.
One of them specializes in killing and the other in saving people, how can they compete?
Finally, they came up with the perfect way to do it: make one person listen to a song while eating noodles.
If the person dies, Mak Lang Pang wins; if the person doesn't die, Mak Lang Jin wins.
They brought in a volunteer.
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The contest begins.
As soon as McLang Pon came out, he did his best move, "Rubbing rubbing rubbing, rubbing on this smooth ground."
The volunteer shivered a noodle as if nothing had happened.
Mak Lang Pang was horrified: "She didn't even flick her nostrils! This is the first time in my life that I have encountered this situation. It seems that I have to show my real skill, secret skill, absolute combo!"
"Devil-like pace, devil-like pace."
The volunteer slightly tilted her head, using her left hand to lift her long hair behind her ear, her right hand chopsticks holding a few noodles, nuzzle gently blowing air to the top, could not see any discomfort.
"Impossible." Mai Lang Pang said to himself, "I have this move like a long snake, the first and last echo, the person must be confused and mesmerized, unconsciously follow the rhythm of swaying up. She is so calm and relaxed, in this moment of danger, but also do not forget to take into account their own eating. It seems that I can only offer up my ultimate weapon: the final cry!"
"My skateboarding shoes, fashionable fashion most fashionable!"
The volunteer picked up the bowl with both hands and drained the noodle soup on his back, putting it down and muttering, "I see, the shirt costs 9 pounds 15 pence."
McLang Pong's face was ashen, his heart was ashen, and his legs gave way and he flopped to the floor. He had not expected him to fail, and to fail so completely. He saw the sunset, remembered that day running in the sunset, that was his lost youth. He died of a broken heart.
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This volunteer, named Little Deaf Girl.
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