Time: contemporary.
Location: hospital infusion room.
Characters: Nurse Yu, Yu for short.
Sister Pan, Pan for short.
Miss Huang, Huang for short.
There is a table in the center of the stage with a telephone and a sign that reads "Observation Room", a screen behind the table with the word "Quiet" plastered on it, and two chairs and an infusion stand next to the table. The company's business is a major player in the industry, and it is a major player in the industry.
Pan: (holding up an infusion bottle) It's not that I can't keep up with the times, it's that the world is changing really fast. Now the standard of living is getting higher and higher, but more and more people are getting sick, even the bird flu, mad cow disease, epilepsy, these animal diseases, but also run to the human body, you say that the difference between humans and animals!
This is not a cold, not a high fever, said I am suspected of avian flu, so I can not raise my head in front of the neighbors. You see, the patients in this infusion room, it is hard to be all bird flu ah. It's so hypocritical for Chinese people to speak English and refer to bird flu as NBA! The nurse is not here, let's sneak out to get some air!
Yu: (wearing a white nurse's uniform with a mask on) They say it's not easy for nurses to manage the east and the west. Now some of the patients are also too bad, know that the recent bird flu is fierce. The first thing you need to do is to get a good deal of money to pay for the services you need, and then you have to pay for the services you need.
The most intolerable thing is Pan, you do not pay attention, I do not know where she slipped away. Huh, where is Big Sister Pan going? Pan big sister ~
Pan: Look at this little nurse, people look quite watery, but the speech is not pleasant to the ear. The first thing I'd like to say is that I don't think it's a good idea to be suspected of having an infectious disease, but I don't think it's a good idea to respect other people's privacy at all. I don't know what to say, but I'm not sure I can hear you," he said!
Yu: (anxiously circling the stage) Sister Pan!
Yu: (anxiously circling the stage) Sister Pan! You this bird flu Pan: Who are you calling who are you calling!
Yu: can find you, hurry back with me.
Pan: I do not go back, I just feel a risk, non-said that I am the bird flu, so that my family immediately have to draw a line with me, I was abandoned, you feed me ah.
Yu: this is not for you to check this it, in case it is bird flu we also early diagnosis, early treatment ah.
Pan: What are you talking about? What are you talking about? We all heard it clearly and truly! The little girl piece, we can not have any hatred ah, how can you curse me so.
Yu: Aigoo, big sister, you really misunderstood! I'm not cursing you, I'm just saying that the bird flu is highly contagious and you can't run around to avoid spreading it to others. Of course, the results of the test came out, confirming that you do not have the disease, is not better.
Pan: (unconvinced sitting on the chair) you open your mouth bird flu, closed mouth bird flu, you can not call its scientific name - type A NBA Well, save people hear after all with the plague of avoiding the same as avoiding me, so that the neighbors look at me with the look of monsters, I can how to mix the community ah, well at least I'm also the leader of our square dance. I'm the leader of the square dance in our neighborhood.
Yu: hahahaha! The first thing you need to do is to get a good deal of money to pay for the services of the company! Then you say, this disease can be prevented? The Internet rumors of what to drink the blue root but really ah? This is not easy to say drink the blue root, SARS when let drink the blue root, hand, foot and mouth when also let drink the blue root, the time of influenza A also let drink the blue root, to the current bird flu, actually more excessive, let with the blue root soak instant noodles?
How do you let other products that remove heat and toxins live, have no face to sell on the market? Why don't you let the chickens drink Banlangen directly? I went to the pharmacy the other day, an old lady said that the SARS stock of Panlangen has not been finished so far.
Huang: (carrying a large bag, dressed in fashionable on) nurse nurse where to go?
Pan: Yo! Another bird flu, a look at this dress know and poultry have a relationship.
Huang: (put the bag on the table) who said who said who said the bird flu, bird flu how, bird flu invites you to mess with you move to take the chicken to say things, and do not allow to eat chicken! Not allowed to eat chicken, you let the chicken in the future how to mix in the poultry world ah, you let the duck how to look at the chicken ah, you let the goose how to look at the chicken ah, this also let people live ah.
Pan: Yo, or a master of injustice, I dare say that your ancestor is a phoenix ah, but unfortunately, it is a fallen phoenix ah ~
Huang: rely on the age of the old, change the trick of scolding people, right?
Pan: I don't dare, I don't dare, when you bring this flu, I can't wait to go back to 500 years ago, and turn over on my heel to get away from you.
Yu: (quickly walked up) I am the nurse here, what do you need?
Huang: (squinting at the nurse) Aiya, hurry up, hurry up, give me the needle on, later my godfather will take me out of the blood spell it, what LV, GUCCI, PARRD, are waiting for me to bring them home!
Yu: Miss, you are not sick, right?
Huang: You're the lady, you're the one who's sick. No, no, no, no, I'm sick, I'm definitely sick, what's the point of coming to the hospital if you're not sick.
Pan: This girl is the wrong door, look at this situation is estimated to be a brain disease.
Huang: Your brain is sick!
Yu: (pointing to another chair) Ma'am, please come over and get a needle.
Huang: You're just going to give me fluids here? Are you kidding me? I'm a person of status! I'm a rich white woman.
Pan: You don't even know where you came from, and you're talking about status.
Huang: Listen carefully! One of the world's top 500 Apple Group of companies, the former CEO of Steve Jobs, a good friend of Wong Tai Sin, have you heard? That's my dad. Did he scare you?
Pan: I've heard of Apple, and I know Steve Jobs, but I've never heard of Wong Tai Sin, and I don't know who you are.
Pan: I've heard of Apple, and I know Steve Jobs, but I've never heard of you, and I don't know who you are. These days, it's not good to impersonate anything but dead people's friends and relatives, so be careful!
Huang: I still have a hard life, but I often suffer from colds, I do not know if it is a lack of micronutrients!
Pan: Hey, this is not simple, lack of heart eyes!
Huang: The service attitude here is really bad, not hanging water, go. （
Yu: (joyful expression on) Pan big sister, tell you a good news, a few days ago, the results of the examination came out, the report shows that you have just a common cold, not avian influenza, after the end of today's infusion can stop treatment.
Pan: Really? I'm so glad to hear that. (Face changed) Oops, Nurse Yu, honestly, just saw that girl also come to check, I was heart thumping, afraid that she is really bird flu, or so, I will treat a few days, consolidate a bit? I promise that I will never again run around when I am infusing fluids.
Yu: Haha, Pan big sister, this really do not need, has been examined in detail, you ah, just let a hundred hearts, medical education network collection | collation do not forget, your old neighbors are still waiting for you to go back to take them to the square dance.
Pan: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Yu ah, these two days thank you ah, give you trouble.
Yu: (with Pan two hands clasped) sister, you don't have to be polite, take care of the patient is my duty, take the patient as a family is what we should do.
Pan: Yes, we understand each other, mutual understanding, in order to reduce the number of disputes between doctors and patients, in order to make the nurses work happily, the patient to see a comfortable, which can build a harmonious society ah!