What are the humorous sentences about bouncing?

1, when you are young, do not go to a bungee jumping, a good high, old want to get high can not get high.

2, bouncing head is not head, is dancing balloon.

3, since ancient times is, wine, water and God, not until the dawn does not return to the soul.

4, the weekend is not bouncing, life is not fun.

5, girls should not just go to the bungee, because it is really happy, afraid that you are addicted.

6, in the age of the bouncy, never thermos bubble goji berries.