Unlucky
White: a certain year, a certain month, a certain two people each driving a 10-ton truck in an alleyway met.
A (shouting to driver B) The old saying goes "What a moment, the wind is calm, retreat 10 meters and let others go."
B thought: let me let no door!
B: That's right, then you let it.
A thought: are you pretending to be stupid or are you really stupid, whatever you you are pretending to be stupid or are you really stupid, I definitely won't let you!
A: you let it
B: you let
A: you let
B: you let
A: you let
A: you let
......
White: these two drivers do not give way to each other, the two with his seven-inch tongue and iron teeth fighting for 300 back and forth,
no contest.
A: (listless) I'll take a detour
B: (energetic) I won
The next day
White: It's really a pair of enemies, and these two met again in this alley.
A: Last time I took a detour, this time it's time for you to take a detour
B: No way, I'll take a detour, that's a nice thought.
B: The strongest is the weakest, understand? Let's see who can outlast who
A: I'm prepared, look at the compressed biscuits
B: I'm prepared too.
After 4800 hours
A: I'm out of compressed cookies, I'll take a detour, but you have to tell me where you got your Pisa?
B: Pizza Home Delivery, delivered.
A: It's true that "the road is high, the devil is high"
The next day
A: This time I brought: TV, computer, refrigerator, washing machine, closet, single bed, 1,000 kilograms of rice, rice cooker, solar cooker, solar energy storage device, PSP3, NDSi. I'm tired of saying this one.
B: What did you bring this time.
A: (horror) Killer Squad
B: (sardonic smile) Sorry, I brought the SWAT team. Hahahahaha ！！！！
End of the play