2. Little Bobby's every move can not leave the rope, why? (Answer: Little Bobby is a puppet, (which don't understand))
3. Little Wang is a good soldier, one day when he was on guard duty, he clearly saw an enemy quietly feel toward him, why did he turn a blind eye? (Answer: he was aiming)
4. A student tossed a coin into the air: heads up, go to the movies; tails up, go play pool; if the coin stood up, go fucking study. (Answer: go study)
5. Two dogs race, dog A runs fast, dog B runs slow, run to the finish line, which dog sweats more? (Answer: Dogs don't sweat)
6. There is an animal that is the size of a cat and looks like a tiger, what kind of animal is it? (Answer: a small tiger) 7
7. Monkeys can break one corn every minute. How much corn can a monkey break in five minutes in an orchard? (Answer: didn't break one)
8. A slip (Hint: pay attention to the harmonic sound) three trees, to tie 10 horses, can only tie a single can't tie a double? (Answer: Please ask how to bolt)
9. What in the world is higher than the sky? (Answer: The heart is higher than the sky)
10. What valuable thing is most likely to disappear? (Answer: Sputnik)
11. three Jin Xin, three water called River, three people called the crowd, then three ghosts should be called what? (Answer: call for help)
12. When the fat girl is sick, what is the most afraid of what people say when they come to visit? (Answer: Take care of yourself)
13. What is more annoying than a crow? (Answer: Crow's beak)
14. Confucius is the greatest what family in China? (Answer: the old man)
15. What is Sleeping Beauty's greatest fear? (Answer: insomnia)
16. Xiaoming said to Xiaohua: I can sit in a place where you can never sit! Where did he sit? (Answer: Siu Wah's body)
17. No matter how much twins look alike, someone will be able to tell them apart, who is this person? (Answer: themselves)
18. What is the longest train ride in the world? (Answer: Traffic jam)
19. There is a person who works only one day a year and is not afraid of being fired. (Answer: Santa Claus)
20. Why doesn't an egg break when you hit it against a rock? (Answer: You can't break an egg by hitting it against a rock)
21. Which race involves running backwards? (Answer: tug of war)
22. What is the relationship between your father's sister's cousin's cousin's father and your uncle's son's sister-in-law? (Answer: kinship)
23. What does a dentist eat? (Answer: mouth)
24. Ming Ming is a nearsighted man and a notorious glutton, put a pile of books in front of him and an apple behind the books, what do you think he will look at first? (Answer: nothing can be seen)
25.A person who can't swim fell into the water but didn't drown, why? (Answer: wearing a life jacket)
26. What can be used to solve all mysteries? (Answer: the bottom of the mystery)
27. Two dogs are running in a race, dog A runs fast and dog B runs slow, which dog sweats more when it reaches the end of the race? (Answer: Dogs don't sweat)
28. Chuchu's birthday is on March 30th. (Answer: March 30th of every year)
29. Where does the sea not produce fish? (Answer: The Sea of Rhetoric)
30.What is the biggest shadow you have seen so far? (Answer: black night, which is the shadow of the earth)
31.There is a natural black marble, on the day of September 7, throw it into the Qiantang River what phenomenon will happen? (Answer: sink to the bottom of the river)
32.What is the fastest way to turn ice into water? (Answer: remove which two points of the word ice)
33. Wang is a good soldier, one day he was on guard duty, clearly see an enemy quietly feel toward him, why he turned a blind eye? (Answer: Because he was aiming)
34. There is a person who was born to your parents, but he is not your sibling, who is he? (Answer: yourself)
35.What climbs higher the hotter the weather gets? (Answer: Diffusometer)
36. What increases by half after being inverted? (Answer: Number 6)
37.Why do people go to the market? (Answer: Because the market can't come)
38. Why can a frog jump higher than a tree? (Answer: Trees can't jump)
39.A certain order is written on a piece of paper. However, the person who reads this writing can never read the order. So, what is written on the paper? (Answer: It is written on the level, do not read out this text)
40.An air conditioner falling from the building will become what weapon? (Answer: the murder weapon)
41. Why are modern people more and more words without faith? (Answer: It is certainly more convenient to call than to write)
42. Two people live in a hutong, only a few steps away from each other, they work in the same factory, but every day when they go out to work, they are always one to the left and one to the right, why? (Answer: They live across the street)
43. When does the net have to be ready to carry water? (Answer: When the water turns into ice, of course you can lift it with a net)
44. Where is the place with the highest death rate in the world? (Answer: in bed)
45 What is the smallest island in the world? Answer:
Safety island on the road
46 When you put a chicken and a goose in the refrigerator at the same time, why did the chicken die and the goose didn't? Answer:
The penguin
47 Four people were playing mahjong in a hut (with no one else watching) when the police came, all four people ran away, but when the police got to the hut they caught another person, why? Answer:
Four people were playing mahjong in the house, and the police caught him
48 Who is the king of beasts? Answer:
The director of the zoo
49 What can be used to solve all the riddles? Answer:
Answer
50 What kind of person appears after death? Answer:
People in movies
1:What gets hotter the weather, the higher it climbs?
Thermometer
2:What animal, which you kill but bleeds your blood?
Mosquito
3:Who goes to the doctor every day?
Doctors
4:What photo can't tell who is pictured?
X-ray photos
5:Why would a healthy couple produce an offspring without eyes?
The rooster and hen couple laid an egg, which had no eyes
6:Old Mrs. Wang talked all day long, but he talked the least in one month, which month was it?
February
7:What cloth can't be cut?
The waterfall
8:Zhang was locked in an unlocked room, but he couldn't pull the door open with all his might.
Push the door open and you'll be fine
9:In an exam, a pair of tablemates turned in identical papers, but the teacher thought they must not have cheated.
They both handed in blank papers
10:What is the one thing that solidifies when heated?
Eggs
11:There's a cow with its head facing north, and it turns to the right three times in place, then backward three times in place, then to the right again, and where is its tail facing at that point?
Toward the ground
12:Why is there a hospital that never treats people?
Veterinary hospital
13:What is the product that has a manufacturing date and an effective date on the same day?
Newspaper
14:Which hurts more, hitting your head with a coconut or a watermelon?
The head hurts more
15:How does Xiao Wang brush his teeth while whistling at a leisurely pace?
Brushing his dentures
16:An old lady got on the bus, why did no one give up her seat?
There were empty seats on the bus
17:There is a person who was born to your parents, but he is not your sibling, who is he?
Yourself
18:Which is longer, the water snake or the python or the green bamboo snake?
The green bamboo snake
19:What is the book you can't buy in a bookstore?
Secretary
20:What water is inexhaustible?
Spit
21:There was a big earthquake in a certain place, with heavy casualties, and the radio was constantly broadcasting the situation of the disaster as well as the search for people, and an old man had been paying attention to listen to the radio report. Someone asked him: Has the radio broadcast any news about your grandson? He replied: No. Then he added: But I know my grandson is safe. How did he know that?
His grandson was the announcer on the radio
22:Xiao Wang was a good soldier, one day when he was on guard duty, he clearly saw that an enemy was quietly groping towards him, why did he turn a blind eye?
He was taking aim
23:Xiao Ming set his alarm watch to six o'clock in the morning, he woke up at five o'clock, but he didn't know where the alarm watch was tucked away, can you help?
Wait until six o'clock, when the alarm clock rings, you can find it
24:What door never closes?
The soccer goal
25:Why do geese fly south in the fall?
If they walk, it's too slow
26:What is it that is effortless to hit?
Dozing
27:A soft ladder hangs on the side of the ship, 2 meters above the sea, the sea rises half a meter every hour, how many hours can the sea flood the soft ladder?
The water rises. The water will not flood the soft ladder
28:Two people coming from the north and south, one carrying a load and one carrying a backpack, they did not argue or quarrel, and no one gave way, but they passed through the log bridge without any problem, why?
South to north is a direction, of course, can pass the log bridge
29:The moon went to the aliens?
Earth's astronauts have been to the moon
30:How many floors do you start building a building from?
It starts from the foundation
31:Xiao Ming is always sloppy, he wrote ten letters at the same time, after he finished filling the envelopes he checked them and found that one of them was filled with the wrong letter, his dad said he was sloppy again, why?
If you make a mistake, you have to make two mistakes at the same time, you can't make only one mistake, and when you check it, Ming is sloppy again
32:Winter's father has very good teeth, but he often goes to the dental hospital, why?
Because he's a dentist
33:What is the place where you have to pay to talk?
To make a phone call
34:I don't know how to do light work, but when I put one foot on an egg, the egg doesn't break, why is that?
The other foot is on the ground
35:Xiao Wang never walks without touching the ground, why is that?
Because he wears shoes
36:Valentine's card, birthday card, big and small cards, what kind of card should you send to a woman to win her heart the most?
Credit cards
37:Xiao Wang went to a meeting at noon, why did he not see half a shadow?
There is no such thing as half a shadow
38:Why does Xiao Liu, a very ordinary person, manage to go for more than ten hours at a time without blinking?
While sleeping
39:When you eat an apple, you feel disgusted when you eat a worm, so how many worms feel the most disgusting?
Half a worm
40:What is the fastest way to turn ice into water?
Two points of water removed from ice
41:What do most self-employed people *eat* in today's society?
Mouth
42:Two people come to a river at the same time and both want to cross it, but there is only one small boat and it can only carry 1 person, can they both cross the river?
Yes, both of them are on each side of the river
43:There is a bacterium that, after 1 minute, ****s into 2, and then, after another minute, it ****s again and becomes 4. Thus, it took 1 hour to put a bacteria in the bottle until it was full. If 2 of these bacteria had been put in the bottle at the beginning, how long would it have taken to fill the bottle?
59 minutes
44:Eggs are put into a basket, and it is assumed that the number of eggs in the basket increases by a factor of 1 every minute, so that, after 12 minutes, the basket is full. Then, at what point is the basket half full of eggs?
11 minutes
45:What person never goes to the doctor when he is sick?
The blind man
46:What is it that you destroy just by calling its name?
Silence
47:What comes often but never really comes?
Tomorrow
48:How can you write in red with a blue pen?
Write a red letter
49:When a car makes a right turn, which tire does not turn?
The spare tire
50:There is a piece of natural black marble, on the seventh day of September, throw it into the Qiantang River what will happen?
Sink to the bottom of the river
51:Under what circumstances will a person go up in seven?
Cremation
52:Vixens are best at mesmerizing men, so what essence mesmerizes men and women together?
Alcohol
53:Why is it that when two tigers fight, they have to fight to the death and never give up?
No one dares to persuade them to fight
54:What is the one thing that you can only take with your left hand but not with your right?
The right hand
55:There was a sheep that ate half of the grass in a year, and asked how many years it would take for it to eat all of it?
It will never eat all the grass because the grass will keep growing
56:How do you get to the bottom of a full glass of drink?
Suck it through a straw
57:Jack should have taken his yacht to the Red Sea, but instead he went to the Black Sea, why?
He suffered from color blindness
58:What does it mean when a good horse doesn't come back?
There is no grass left behind
59:Who is the king of beasts?
The zoo keeper
60:What is something that can only be done by one person?
Dreaming
61:What animal stays up all night every day?
The panda, you don't see it's dark circles under its eyes
62:The beautiful princess didn't hang a mosquito net after she got married, why?
She married the frog prince
63:Every couple has an absolute **** same point in life, what is it?
It's getting married on the same day, the same month and the same year
64:What was Adam and Eve's biggest regret after they got married?
No one came to drink the wedding wine
65:What's the first thing everyone does when they wake up in the morning?
Open your eyes
66:When do children meet to be able to stand side by side?
Good
67:What's the one drug you can take without having to go to the drugstore to buy it?
Regret Pill
68:What kind of gun shoots people away but doesn't hurt them?
The water gun, the starting gun
69:Why did Ko buy two books with the same content at the same time?
Giving it away
70:What has five heads, but people don't find it strange?
Hands, feet
71:What gives birth to its tail at night?
Meteors
72:What letter of the alphabet do most people like to listen to?
CD
73:When an airplane is flying in the sky and suddenly runs out of fuel, what is the first thing to fall?
The fuel gauge needle
74:What gets bigger the more angry you get?
Temper
75:What is a flower that blooms all year round?
Plastic flowers
76:What is the narrowest road?
The narrowest road of wrongdoers
77:When does someone knock on the door and you would never say come in?
In the toilet
78:A hungry cat walked past a fat mouse, why did the hungry old cat go on its way without even looking at the mouse?
The blind cat met the dead mouse
79:There is a half-bottle of wine, the mouth of which is corked. How can you drink from the bottle without breaking it, removing the cork, or drilling a hole in the cork?
Push the cork into the bottle
80:Two people, one facing south and the other facing north, are standing, not allowed to turn around, not allowed to walk, not allowed to look in the mirror, and they are asked if they can see each other's faces?
Of course they can, they are standing face to face
81:Lin Lao Sheng had an artificial heart replaced after major surgery. When she got well, her girlfriend immediately broke up with her, why is that?
Didn't really love her
82:If someone asks you for directions, which sentence are you most afraid to hear?
Is this the Earth
83:Are black chickens great or white chickens great? Why?
Black chickens, black chickens lay white eggs, white chickens don't lay black eggs
84:When you come home in the middle of the night and realize that you forgot to bring your keys, and there is no one else in the house, what's your greatest wish?
The door is unlocked
85:What are the benefits of black hair?
No fear of tanning
86:If tomorrow is the end of the world, why would anyone want to kill themselves today?
To take their place in heaven
87:When does four minus one equal five?
Four corners of something cut off one corner
88:Why is a bottle of medicine labeled as highly poisonous harmless to people?
As long as you don't drink it
89:What is the one thing that the people who buy it know about it, and the people who sell it know about it, but only the people who use it don't know about it?
Coffin
90:It is said that a woman is like a book, so what book is a fat woman like?
Combined book
91:What is the difference between the feeling after being bitten by a crocodile and after being bitten by a shark?
No one knows
92:When does the clock not go?
The clock never goes in the first place
93:Innate means genetically inherited from your parents, what is acquired?
The day after tomorrow
94:What is the main cause of divorce?
Marriage
95:How is it fair to divide 9 oranges among 13 children?
Squeeze them
96:What is the best way to put a pencil on the floor so that no one can cross it?
Put it against the wall
97:Why does the Statue of Liberty always stand in New York Harbor?
She can't sit on it
98:What do you call a beautiful woman who marries and doesn't have children for fear of losing her figure?
An absolute beauty
99:Why do black people like white chocolate?
Fear of eating their own fingers
100:What is the one ceremony that a pastor can't perform no matter what?
His own funeral
Why can Ming stop the car with one hand?
Answer: the car was a taxi
What person's job is busy all day long?
Answer: ballerina
What is the best way to make your eyebrows grow under your eyes?
Answer: handstand
What is the one thing that everyone must never forget before going to bed?
Answer: close your eyes
There is an old man who lives on the twelfth floor, but why does he never take the elevator?
Answer: Because he lives on the first floor
Why does a policeman run away when he sees a thief?
Answer: He wants to catch the thief quickly
Why does a young man have bad breath when he eats gum every day?
Answer: He swears every day.
Why can a frog jump higher than a tree?
Answer: Because he jumps while standing on the tree.
How does the young king brush his teeth while he whistles at a leisurely pace?
Answer: brushing his false teeth
What door never closes?
Answer: the goal
There is a soft ladder hanging on the side of the ship, 2 meters above the sea, the sea water rises half a meter every hour, how many hours can the sea water submerge the soft ladder?
Answer: the water rises so it never floods the soft ladder.
Which tire does not turn when a car makes a right turn?
Answer: the spare tire
What book are you unlikely to buy in a bookstore?
Answer: Secretary
Two identical-looking brothers enlisted at the same time, they are related by blood and have identical birth dates and parents' names. The company commander asked them if they were twins. They said no. Why?
Answer: two of triplets
There were two prisoners in a jail, and one night all of them escaped, but the next day the guards opened the door and saw that there was still a prisoner inside?
Answer: The name of the escaped prisoner was "All".
What can be used to solve all the riddles?
Answer: Answers
What do most of the wealthy self-employed people in today's society depend on for their livelihood?
Answer: Mouth
What should be hidden and used in secret, and then given to others in secret after use?
Answer: negatives
A magnifying glass can magnify anything, but there is one thing it cannot magnify, what is it?
Answer: angle
Six-year-old Ming always likes to break the alarm clock in the house, so why does his mom always ask his dad, who can't fix clocks, to do it for him?
Answer: because mom lets dad fix Ming properly
When does the big clock in Times Square ring 13 times?
Answer: when it's time to fix it
What is the first thing everyone does when they wake up in the morning?
Answer: Open their eyes
A truck driver runs over a motorcyclist, the truck driver is seriously injured but the motorcyclist is fine?
Answer: The truck driver wasn't driving at the time
Small Li drank and bruised his face. He went home, afraid that his wife would blame him if she found out, and went to the restroom and put a band-aid on his face in front of the mirror, but the next day his wife scolded him for it, why?
Answer: Band-Aid on the mirror
If someone asks you for directions, which sentence are you most afraid of hearing?
Answer: Is this the Earth?
What kind of contests do winners get no prizes, but losers get prizes?
Answer: Drinking in a fist fight
Small Zhang was locked in an unlocked room, but he couldn't get the door open with all his might.
Answer: Just push it open
There is a cow with its head facing north, it turns to the right three times, then backward three times, and then to the right again, where does its tail face?
Answer: downwards
Why is there a hospital that never treats people?
Answer: veterinary hospital
Two pairs of fathers and sons went to buy hats and each bought one, but why did they only buy three?
Answer: grandchildren
What kind of melon can't you eat?
Answer: fool
Why do four 9s add up to 100?
Answer: 99+9/9 = 100
When does someone knock on the door, and you'd never say come in?
Answer: When you go to the toilet
When Xiao Wang was on guard duty at his post, he saw the enemy creeping towards him, but why did he turn a blind eye?
Answer: He was aiming at the target
Is the black chicken better or the white chicken better? Why?
Answer: Black chickens are good at laying white eggs, but white chickens can't lay black eggs.
Everything in the world melts when heated, except one thing that solidifies when heated.
Answer: Eggs
Why did the teacher think that a pair of students at the same table did not cheat in an exam when they handed in identical papers?
Answer: both blank papers
What is a product that has the same date of manufacture and expiration date
Answer: newspaper
Who is the person who was born to your parents but is not your sibling?
Answer: Himself
This ice looks like a sheet of aluminum foil (four-letter idiom)?
Answer: like walking on thin ice (like aluminum foil ice)
Wheat's two packets of noodles were stolen (four-letter idiom)?
Answer: 面面俱到(俱盗)
mooing cow stopped mooing as soon as she got out of the water for a swim (four-character idiom)?
Answer: courageous but not resourceful (swimming without moo)
A turtle that became famous for carrying a cross (four-letter idiom)?
Answer: true to its name (cross famous turtle)
What is the reason that two people are having a lively conversation in a public ****car, but the onlookers can't hear a word of it?
Answer: It's a pair of deaf-mutes
Think carefully, what is the biggest shadow you've ever seen?
Answer: The shadow of the Earth, which is every night
Mrs. Kim has always been a straight talker, but what made her suddenly stutter?
Answer: Mrs. Kim stammers when she eats sugar cane
What is the medicine you want to take that you can't get at the drugstore?
Answer: regret pills
Some people often jump from ten meters high without any safety devices, why?
Answer: high diving
What kind of rain can drench a person to death?
Answer: gunfire
Why do people like to sit and watch movies?
Answer: because your feet get sore from standing
What would be the effect of abolishing morning study?
Answer: half an hour less sleep
The tortoise and the hare are invited to race, and a pig is asked to be the referee, who will win?
Answer: Can't say! The one who says it is the pig...
What is the most important thing to remember when taking the JEE, besides the pass?
Answer: Remember to get up
Small horse's dad is in the municipal library (four-letter idiom)
Answer: Knowing the way to the old horse (市图老马)
What's the difference between a new husband and a newly bought dog?
Answer: A new dog is still excited to see you a year later
Bobo man accidentally swallowed $1. Bobo's dad patted him upside down, but he spit out 10 dollars.
Answer: Keep feeding him a dollar
Which number is the hardest worker? Which number is the laziest?
Answer: One or the other
What is the smallest island in the world?
Answer: Safe Island
What cloth cuts constantly?
Answer: waterfall
September 28th is the birthday of Confucius,so what is October 28th?
Answer: Full moon of Confucius
Wolf is coming (guess the fruit)?
Answer: Yang Peach (Sheep Escape)
There are carp under these two pieces of ice (four-character idiom)?
Answer: Bing Bing (冰冰有鲤)
Why can tofu injure people?
Answer: because it's frozen tofu
A leather ball and an iron ball are dropped from a high building, who lands first?
Answer: the iron ball
The class bell rang east but none of the students were in the classroom, what happened?
Answer: It's gym class
Why can Ming stop the car with one hand?
Answer: the car was a taxi
What kind of person has a busy day at work?
Answer: ballerina
What did Columbus do right after he put one foot in the New World?
Answer: put his other foot in the door
What is something that people keep eating but never get enough of.
Answer: air
What is the best way to make your eyebrows grow under your eyes?
Answer: upside down
What is the one thing that everyone must never forget before going to bed?
Answer: close your eyes
Some people say that eating fish prevents you from getting myopia, why?
Answer: you've seen cats wearing eyes
What can be added but not subtracted?
Answer: age
What kind of mountains and oceans can be moved
Answer: mountains of people
What doesn't have a tongue in its mouth
Answer: the mouth of a tea kettle
A policeman saw a burglar and ran away, why?
Answer: to catch the thief quickly
Why does a young man have bad breath when he eats gum every day?
Answer: He swears every day.
Why can a frog jump higher than a tree?
Answer: Because he jumps while standing on the tree.
Why doesn't the big bull eat grass when Dale rides on him?
Answer: Because the big bull is a human
The old king wiped the table, and after half a day of wiping, he still felt dirty, why?
Answer: Because the old man's glasses are dirty
What is "innate"?
Answer: The day after tomorrow is tomorrow's tomorrow
What is something that people don't like to eat?
Answer: Losses, of course
Why do swallows fly south for the winter?
Answer: Because it's too slow to go
What is the most preferred method of death for a prisoner?
Answer: Death by old age
What is the most popular way for people to get around on Wangfujing Pedestrian Street in Beijing?
Answer: pedestrians
Who is a male barber's least favorite person?
Answer: bald men
The polar bear is a carnivore, why doesn't it eat penguins?
Answer: can't eat them
What's the best way to find a missing peg right away?
Answer: go barefoot
Old James has a dog and never bathes it, so why doesn't the dog get fleas?
Answer: Because no dogs only have puppies...
Scissors. Rock, Paper, Scissors! Miss City plays cloth and Miss Going plays rock, why does Miss Going win?
Answer: Because Going punched Miss City in the face...
How do you get the best of both worlds?
Answer: Have a bear that only catches fish
What should you do if no one else is around when you accidentally drown?
Answer: drink all the water
What is something that would make the people above you happy and the people below you happy?
Answer: concerts