Burglar logic is everywhere.
Life is so hard, so here's where I talk about cute robber baron logic.
1.? Parents' Robber Baron Logic
Parents: why don't you find a date yet? No one will want you if you get any older!
I: There is no suitable, want to wait a little longer.
Parents: first talk ah, feelings can be cultivated.
Me: I know. I'll make up my own mind.
Parents: grow up, do not listen to you, right?
Me: ......
Well, you can't have your own ideas anymore, you'll be labeled "disobedient" and ungrateful.
Then, when they want to ask for advice on other issues, they'll immediately say that they're too old to have their own ideas!
Watching TV, if you sit a little crooked, your dad will immediately say, how can you be so unimaginative? You have to stand in a standing position and sit in a sitting position!
Well, but not for a while, he himself crossed his legs and leaned on the sofa. After a while, he stretched his legs out and set them up on the coffee table!
2.? The Robber Baron Logic of Lovers
The first daily:
Girl: Come and watch a TV show with me.
Boy: I don't like to watch the one you're watching.
Girl: Do you still love me?
Boy: ...... well well, I'll watch it with you.
The second daily:
Boys: this movie is new, box office is very high, come together to see it.
Girl: You're watching a classless one, I don't like to watch it!
Boy: Do you love me or not?
Girl: No love.
Boy: ......?
3, the robber baron logic of the workplace
Leader: whoever is late for the meeting again in the future will be fined.
Subordinate: OK.
The next day, eight o'clock meeting, are eight thirty, the leader came late.
Leader: I do not come you can not discuss first?
Subordinates: ......
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