"Reporting to the teacher, the wind is blowing up and down now!" ............
I can't remember what my teacher's expression was like at the time, I only remember that he desperately struggled a few times and then died of gas. Later, according to the doctors in the hospital, he died due to a sudden strong stimulus that caused his qi and blood to reverse course and go off the deep end. In this way, I killed a people's teacher.
The first grade teacher taught us to recognize poultry animals. Teacher: "There is an animal with two feet, every morning when the sun comes out, it will call you to get up, and call until you get up, which animal is it?" I answered, "Mommy!" It made the teacher laugh so hard she almost broke! After the midterm exam home, mom asked me how the exam, baby boy said, I just a question did not fill out, mom asked what question ah! Baby son said there is a question: ask 3 times 7 how much I was regardless of the three seven twenty-first fill in the 15. My mom just drink the water sprayed in the face of my father, hey .... I'm so great! Father asks, "Is your female teacher happy with you?" "Ah, yes, Dad, very satisfied." "How do you know? Did she tell you that herself?" "Certainly, papa. The day before yesterday she said to me: 'If all the pupils were like you, I would leave school at once!' That means I've learned it all."
My dad brain immediately! @#$# @! $%$#@ @
One day in math, the teacher asked 1+1=? , and I said I didn't know. The teacher told me to go back and ask. I asked my mom, who was cooking dinner and told me to get out. I asked my dad, who was watching soccer again, and yelled 'cool'. I asked my sister, who was singing to BABY. i asked my brother, who was on the phone, saying; I'll wait for you outside.
The next day, the teacher asked 1+1=? I said; you get out of here, the teacher gave me a slap, I screamed cool, the teacher scolded me rice bucket, I scolded back despicable. The teacher said; get out. I said; I'll wait for you outside. Our math teacher on the spot high blood pressure again, fainted .....
Primary school when I was in the language class, the whole school language teacher went to listen to Mr. Ni class. Mr. Ni wrote the word "被" on the blackboard and asked me, "Do you recognize this word?" I answered "No", and Mr. Ni began to inspire me: "Do you have a bed at home?" I answered "Yes". I answered "Yes". "What's on the bed?" "A mat." "Where's the mat?" I answered, "My mom." Mr. Ni thought, "That's right, on my mom is the blanket." He then went on to say, "And on your mom?" "My dad." Mr. Ni never expected me to say that, and in front of so many teachers, he asked in a hurry, "What about the quilt?" I answered: "quilt on the ground" Ni teacher "by me" also angry lamb disease hospitalized!
Then the school changed a teacher let us make sentences, I calmly complete the homework teacher is impressed with me I wrote sentences are:
Sad ---- the big ditch in front of our house is very sad.
If ---- canned food is not as nutritious as fruit juice.
Naive ---- It's so hot today, it's a good day for swimming.
Ten points ---- It's a shame that my sister only got ten points in math.
Conciliatory----I do things by starting with the easy ones first.
Ginseng ----The teacher said everyone must try their best when they join the brigade relay tomorrow.
Quilts ---- Jade's tampons were stolen.
Poos ---- Xiaoming makes poop the first thing to do when he wakes up every morning.
The teacher touched my head sternly said: after school to go home to hairy 10 articles, I returned home no one, I was ready to complete the work assigned by the substitute teacher, I went to the toilet began to hairy manure coated the wall, I put the restroom the whole painted ten very satisfied with my homework only to call it a day. The family came back to the scolded, the next day my mother to find the principal to sue the substitute teacher misguided, and then the substitute teacher was fired. Hey ...... I mentally said to myself: "I grow very creative, ugly is not my intention, heaven do not lose your temper, I will live bravely, lining the world's beauty. ！！！！！！！" In class one morning,I was chewing gum while putting my feet on the aisle． At this point, the teacher said to me: "Please spit out the things in your mouth, and then put your feet in" I brain:" @$#%#$# "
After a period of time, there are several teachers have suffered a tragedy, but in the good thing is that there is no life, and there is not too much funneling
The next day for the exam, the biology teacher brought in a bird covered with a cloth. Then he exposed the bird's legs for the students to guess what kind of bird it was. I really didn't know, so I turned in a blank paper. The teacher looked angry and asked, "Why did you hand in a blank paper? What's your name?" When I heard that, I huffed and rolled up my pants legs, exposing both legs and said, "Now it's your turn to guess who I am, isn't it?" The biology teacher immediately collapsed .
My fame caused me a lot of trouble. All of the middle schools in town refused to accept me into their schools out of concern for the safety of our teachers. I had no choice but to go to the countryside with my endless longing for a major high school. Although the conditions of the middle school in the countryside are a little bitter, but without the pressure of public opinion, I can live freely. However, the gold is always to shine, the silence of the countryside high school did not inhibit my outburst. A chance encounter, I came out of nowhere again, suddenly rose to prominence, and quickly occupied the rural market.
One day, I was late, the teacher asked 'why are you late today'? I said: it's because I was late in the morning because I took my neighbor's uncle's boar to be mated. The last of the competition was still not a winner. So the host announced the most then the way to decide: each class draws lots to send a representative. The two representatives will then guess the coins.
The right guesser asks the wrong guesser a question, and if the wrong guesser answers correctly, the wrong guesser wins. If the wrong guesser answers correctly, then the wrong guesser wins. I'm not going to be able to hide from my assignment," he said. I was actually drawn as a representative, and successfully guessed the wrong coin to enter the question and answer stage. Teachers and students were nervous, everyone looked at me with eager eyes. Especially the class teacher, Mr. Li, had a heavy face and didn't say a word. I also felt some pressure, but not because of this, but because of my opponent - Wang Xiaofo, Wang Xiaofo was the most powerful "famous teacher killer" in our school at that time, he also saved several cases of human life under his hands. It was said that the last principal was killed in his hands. However, I still have a little bit of confidence, because no matter how I was also once the character of the time. The questioning began.
Wang Xiaofo stuck both hands in his pants pockets and said slowly, "My mom boiled a few eggs and put them in my pocket today, do you know how many?" "Coax!" There was an uproar all around. I don't know why everyone was up in arms, but I do know that the question piqued my interest immensely. Eggs! I hardly heard what he asked, I only heard the word "eggs" clearly. I only heard the word "eggs" loud and clear. I knew that during the years of hardship in the countryside there was little to eat, and two eggs would have been a delicious meal. I seem to see the bright crystal egg white and yellow tender yolk ....... "If I get it right, will you give me one to eat?" I had long forgotten about quiz competitions and class honors. All I was interested in was eggs, eggs! "If you get it right, I'll give you all two eggs." "Coax!" There was another outcry. I saw a stunned look on the faces of my opposing classmates, while my classmates were all cheering and hugging each other to celebrate their victory, and Teacher Li was also casting delighted glances at me, I didn't know what they were so happy about, but everyone was smiling at me, and I smiled back at them in embarrassment before answering, "Is it five?"
The smiles of my classmates froze for a moment, and gradually, the ebbing tide disappeared without a trace. The students on the other side, however, suddenly shouted and laughed. The world of things is really fast-changing, in a blink of an eye, everyone crying into laughter, laughing into crying, crying and laughing to make me do not know what to do. I have not yet had time to think carefully about what happened. Suddenly, the meeting place was in chaos. Only to see a person on his back, blood spurting out of his mouth like a column, and then slowly fell down. "Mr. Li!" "Teacher Li!" It was our homeroom teacher! I rushed over as well. I only saw the teacher's face was pale, his eyes were closed tightly, and he was unconscious. "He's the one who killed Mr. Li!" "It's him!"
"It's him!" Swish! Swish! Swish! Swish! Swish, swish, swish, swish!!! A beam of angry eyes shot at me like arrows. My eyes went blank as a voice echoed in my ears, "Doron! Close the door! Release the dogs! All idle people back off!" Later it was said that Mr. Li did not die, just a big illness, after getting well and discharged from the hospital, see through the world, in the Wutai Mountain to become a monk, from now on no longer teach.