People are afraid of being famous, men are afraid of being strong, men are afraid of not having money, women are afraid of being fat.
If being rich is a mistake, I would rather be wrong again and again.
Love is like two people pulling a rubber band, the injury is always not willing to let go of the one!
If the heart does not have a place to stay, it is wandering wherever it goes!
Work, one step back to the sea and sky; love, one step back to the empty buildings.
We have a little disagreement: she wants me to turn the dung into gold, and I want her to see gold as dung.
Mom said it's best not to miss two things in life: the last bus home and someone who loves you.
After seeing me, you will suddenly realize: the original handsome can also be so specific!
When I was a child, I didn't study, and my mom said, "Grow up and let you marry a bachelor who sells pork." Now I educate my daughter: "Study well, so that you can grow up to marry the king's bachelor who sells pork."
Cherish life - God still lets you live, there must be his arrangement.
Men have no ability to say that women are too realistic, women have no strength to say that men are too philandering.
Look at my eyes, in addition to the eye boogers, you will also see perseverance and sincerity.
In my next life, I must be reincarnated as a woman and marry a man like me.
Even if I am a toad, I am determined not to marry a female toad.
Recently a lot of people jumped off buildings, so be careful not to get smashed.
Sleep is an art - no one can stop me from pursuing my art
My principle is: if people don't commit crimes, I don't commit crimes; if people commit crimes, I get angry!
People have to make mistakes, otherwise the path of right is overcrowded.
Occasionally, you will feel very happy to have a silent life, but life will be miserable if you have a silent life
A mouthful of people can not eat a fat man, but the fat man is a mouthful of food out!
I was also a seed of infatuation, the result of a rain. Drowned.
Money is not everything, sometimes you need a credit card.
The woman who knows half about men ends up as a man's wife, and the woman who knows everything about men ends up as an old woman.
The heavens above gave us youth at the same time also gave us acne.
Problems first from their own body to find the reason, do not a constipation on the blame for the earth without gravity.
I allow you to enter my world, but never allow you to walk around in my world.
Never hang yourself from one tree, try a few more times in the surrounding trees.
Everyone has at least one dream, one reason to be strong.
Mature people don't ask about the past, smart people don't ask about the present, and open-minded people don't ask about the future.
I hope that one day I can use the mouse to double-click my wallet, and then select a hundred-dollar bill, press "ctrl c", and then keep "ctrl v."
I hope that one day I can use the mouse to double-click my wallet, and then select a hundred-dollar bill, press "ctrl c", and then keep "ctrl v". She was a native of Baodi District, Tianjin. She first appeared on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala to perform sketches in 1988 (at the age of 60). She is the founder of song and dance sketches. She is also the first generation of sketch king before Zhao Benshan. In 1991, she was honored as the queen of the Tokyo International Film Festival for her role as the mother in New Year's Eve, as well as the China Film Government Award, and in 1992, she was honored as the queen of the Hundred Flowers Award and the Fourth China Film Performing Arts Society Award.
Zhao Lirong classic quotes:
People do not have a thousand days of good, flowers do not have a hundred days of red, eat grains and cereals, which do not grow sick. I'm just an old man, to be ordinary to come, ordinary to go.
Saying a thousand words is not as good as a great predecessor said a clear statement delicious as dumplings, standing as inverted.
One cup of your appetizer, two cups of your kidney is not bad, three cups of five cups under the belly, to ensure that your face, ah, white through the red, red through the black, black, black, green, blue wow wow children, purple not chu, pink dodo children through the beauty of that.
I practice your grandmother's mouth!
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do this, but I'm going to be able to do it.
And the yellow one? I recognize the yellow one. It's a court carrot.
The cloth seller has a cloth tray, the sock seller has a sock tray, the shoe seller has a shoe tray, and I am the rice tray.
Cixi, the Empress Dowager, ate more than 200 dishes in one meal. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I can't! I'm a poor peasant, she's too high, I don't want to install this.
It's just too hard to pack, I can't open my mouth, I can't keep up! I can't keep up with it. I can't open my mouth, I can't keep up with it!
In the past, that year, a year can not see meat, that year we stewed a pot of ribs, you see that you eat yo, the bones of the residue are chewed, so angry that our old yellow dog yo, look at you on the woof.
Tango, that is, walking. The first thing you need to do is to make sure that you have a good understanding of what you're doing, and that you're able to make a good decision.
You also play two kinds of deep, you also play two kinds of high-level this is called the ghost into the village will? If you don't play a couple of times today, you won't know what it means to have a high level, what it means to have a new life.
You think our elderly eat some good, wear some good, and then find an old partner, no, no we have a higher spiritual pursuit, it is called the spirit of renewed, old trees sprouting new shoots, the golden sunset how bright and brilliant!
Don't be too close, now ah, there are so some people, as long as you see men and women in a piece, he does not care about your old and young, said you are in the object, in fact, ah, it is that the pondering of the people, he wanted to be powerful.
What do you know, the child's brain is numbered, with a little it is a little less.
I'm telling you, what's wrong with you?
It's a good thing that we have a sea lamp, right? The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty. I tell you, I'm not a general old lady, I am a person with kung fu, or I will give you power see, see see, this leg you know, this is called the sea tui, I have a foot to put you to Shanghai.
1, if you like, brother I buy you ... (after realizing the other side of the anger) ah no, is "brother, I give you to buy!"
2, ah, I said others run you do not run it, you defy me it, I said why you do not liao na I came.
3, I wandered in the mall, casually asked a waitress, you sell this dress how much money? She said, yuan. I said, dollar sale not? She said OK, then let me pay, I said, I do not buy, just casually skate.
4, the theme song of the famous American rock TV series Water Margin, the title song of the guardian of the knife Lang's lover dedicated to you.
5, when the bright moon, go ask Yi Zhongtian!
6, put your colorful and delicate moonlight cable fart.
7, lying down on the ground on the sneak, who called me also do not look back.
8, to ask me which one, people send nickname small Gong Li.
9, you ignore me, then I become a dog!
10, Zi once said: Do not take my tolerance of you as your shameless capital.
11, want to be happy to see the duo, want to be upset to see a soccer, want to die upset to see a zg soccer.
12, famous still have to slowly develop to see me wearing this body of clothing, what, you say I'm not good with this big red and green, do not look down on people, my clothes are from the store to buy, life jacket store.
13, today's weather is good, and windy and rainy.
14, you blind ah, I'm cotton set only,
15, I not only good hand, foot is also good!
16, I have been grandly drop open light.
17, the other Po's is a sheepskin coat, you this what thing?
18, everyone at nine o'clock in the evening.
19, don't think I look handsome think I'm unattainable, in fact, I'm a sea of rivers.
20, tell you, in fact, I am not at all like.
21, don't and I say let the horse over ---- I am Avanti!
22, really want to destroy this little worm, but my tongue is not long enough.
23, don't thank, thank you also how to collect money from you ah!
24. I won't say anything even if I'm dead, you haven't made a beauty plan yet!
25, three tanner's feet stink to death a Zhu Geliang.
26, the sun came out to shine on the earth to welcome the people to see the theater.
27, I not only have a car, or on their own!
28, I'm home, you still chase ah eyes closed and open a day child past ha, eyes closed and not open, a lifetime past ha.
29, hate it, do not ask a single man this question.
30, I am a man or a woman? I'm not sure if I'm a man or a woman, but I'm not sure if I'm a woman.
31, to brother ah? I Xiao Tang, en that to the daughter country XX old hard fan mouth.
32, to my class howl, guys do not have to applaud your wrist a pain in my heart,
33, as a failure of the typical, you are too successful.
34, "bah" shameless.
35, don't worry about girlfriends follow me in trouble ---- as long as she has a life egg, we will immediately step on the egg broken, never let the principal and parents know!
36, the audience friends aca they all say I look like a pervert.
37, to me you do not have to rest assured, there is no wrong thing!
38, ah mom, I can rare me this small bag. I carry it every day to go out to shop, I'm popping I'm shopping, hey, sis, you guess I'm this pocket more money? Can you believe it? The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on a new one, and you'll be able to do that.
39, people can not look like ` sea water can not ladybird.
40, I came back to the Qingming Festival last year to my grandfather burned paper, that day very late, in a hurry to wear my body "casual" to go on the intersection of a look, eh ah, a lot of people in the burning of paper, I clamped the paper into a group of graves burned paper to look at me to run away, this shoe ran away, the most detestable it, a big sister also muttered: "Eh ah, ma ma ah, so fast? I've just lit it, and I'm coming to get it?" I'm not sure if you're going to be able to get a good deal on this, but I'm sure you'll be able to.
41, is the mirror will always reflect!
42, and then forced me, and then forced me to play dead to you!
43: What's the point of being handsome? Maybe it is not eaten by the pawns!
44, don't be nervous, I'm not a good person ......
45, the readers of the matter, can say steal it.
46, despise me so many people, you count how old?
小沈阳经典语句
1, I was also a seed of infatuation, the result of a rain ...... drowned.
2, I not only good hand, foot is also good!
3, more valuable than gold is integrity; broader than the sea is inclusive; more sublime than the mountains is moral.
4, they say I look shabby, but my mom quite rare me, my mom said that when I was a child to take me to the park, the old many people around to ask my mom: "Sister, you this monkey where to buy? " Now I have grown up!
5, no money, at home to eat wild vegetables; rich, in the hotel to eat wild vegetables ......
6, this life with tears, the next life I must find a prince riding a white horse.
7, the sun came out to shine on the earth! Welcome to the theater, everyone! I'm not sure if I'm the right person for you, but I'm sure I'm the right person for you, and I'm sure I'm not the right person for you!
8, my principle is: people do not offend me, I do not offend; if people offend me, I will be angry!
9. What's the point of being handsome? Maybe it is not eaten by the pawns!
10, friends, they say that the first look at my long bumpy while, in fact, I am not bumpy while, do not believe that you look at ...... is not as good as the first look at it!
11, life is like this: eyes closed and open a day past, eyes and then closed not open a lifetime past.
12, walk the way of others, so that others have no way to go.
13, above the people, to people as people; under the people, to take themselves as people.
14, the most painful thing in life is that people die, the money is not spent!
15, I am a person with identity, what is a person with identity? It is the person who has an ID card!
16, you say I look ugly, in fact, I tell you, I'm an old man talented.
17, despise me so many people, you count the old?
18, the four sorrows of life: a long drought, a drop of rain; his hometown meets the old friend, the debtor; the night of the wedding, the next door; the gold list, dreaming.
19, on behalf of my bodyguard Bin Laden, my secretary Annan, my servant Shui Bian, my pet Koizumi, thank you friends so much for holding me!
20, people in this life can be short, sometimes with sleep is the same as the same, eyes closed, open, a day passed, howling, eyes closed, not open, this life passed, howling
21, don't look at my perverted, in fact, I'm old and talented!
22, want to be happy to see the duo, want to be upset to see the soccer, want to be upset to death to see the Chinese soccer.
23, the little sister saw me happy, ah, big brother, you look like the sea, but unfortunately big brother, I am seasick ah, see the sea want to vomit ah!
24, and then forced me, and then forced me to play dead to you!