When I was a kid, I found a ball of wool at home because I was bored.
When I was a kid, I was bored and found a ball of wool in my house.
It was so amazing that I couldn't use it up, so I thought I'd make a fort out of it.
They took the ball of wool and wrapped it around the yard, covering it with wool... Then pretend you're an agent and cross the wool barrier.
The result was that Mom and Dad came home and had a fit and educated me.