2. Funny tree funny fruit, funny tree under you and me.
3. My heart is especially good to steal as long as you are handsome.
4. Wake up late to ruin the morning, wake up early to fool the day, so it is better not to be.
5. You ask me if I've had a good time recently, I just want to say that I didn't have enough to eat tonight.
6. Some people are still alive, he has died; some people live, he should have died.
7. What if I'm old, those square dances look so hard.
8. You are in the north of the snow, I am in the south of the rain and wind.
9. With your looks, you can ward off evil spirits during the day and contraceptives at night.
10. Weight loss is always remembered after eating and drinking.
11.Hide-and-seek for fear that you will not be able to find it in a hurry, I deliberately exposed the corner of the coat.
12. I want to look at you, so you can see my beauty clearly.
13. If the operation has a funeral, I will dress up to attend.
14. I want to play with your magic wand that can change from big to small.
15. You may not be a good person, you just don't have a chance to be slutty.
16. In a dream, I dreamed of the person I least wanted to dream of, and woke up scared.
17. Doing childish things and hugging favorite people.
18. I would rather create my own sadness than copy someone else's happiness.
19. People like me you besides spoiled or spoiled right.
20. Don't stay up every night on account of your ugliness.
21. Two months without reading, IQ lost to the pig.
22. May you have wine and meat and girls in the future, and the girls are ugly.
23. The past person to the senior dog conscience tips: do not break up after graduation, the university is even uglier.
24. I just want to say to the mosquito: to suck blood on the hurry, do not rest on my ear blind than than, affecting my sleep.
25. The temper is cool and no one can hold it except you.
26. Our love for each other is to get rid of the people.
27. In fact, I am waiting for me to be fat enough, I am in the storm thin to let others stunned a hand.
28. In my next life, I want to be a sun either warm you or sunburn you.
29. I want you to give only belong to me a person's hug.
30. When you have long hair and waist I will click a knife.
31. When you are sleepy in class, the most refreshing sentence is "Find a student on the blackboard to do this question".
32. A ham, a bowl of noodles, a pot of boiling water, three meals.
33. Love is like jumping off a building, the brain tells you it's not a good idea, but the heart says you can fly.
34. When you have long hair and waist, you can use it to mop the floor.
35. It's embarrassing to see someone you once liked become ugly.
36. Don't say you are a single dog, the dog has died at your age.
37. Other people's birthdays eat longevity noodles, my birthday to eat the hanging noodles.
38. Recently, there are always people who praise me for my beauty, I think a night did not figure out, in the end, who is the leakage of information.
39. Scientific research has proved that people who smoke and drink all year round have a lower probability of suffering from Alzheimer's disease because the probability of early death is higher.
40. I love you for what you mean, and telling you is a dare.
41. My gaijin will come to get me by stepping on marshmallows and bringing pot roast.
42. Hurry up and smile while you still have all your teeth.
43. Candy is sweet, and so are you.
44. When I was a child, I wrote essays to help the elderly, and now I think I was so bold.
45. Sometimes I am quiet and do not speak, is to give you the opportunity to see more of my handsome face.
46. I want to accompany you to the white head and then go together? The oil.
47. You're so annoying and delightful that you never get tired of looking at me.
48. The restroom is a place where one can break the cell phone game record.
49. It's no big deal to stretch out to all your troubles.
50. Live the life of the Eight Preceptors and want the body of Goku.
51. Parent-teacher conferences might as well be changed into tattletale conferences.
52. I don't want to fall in love because they can't take care of me.
53. How do you know if it's right or not if you don't try a few more times before marriage?
54. The rest of my life, I don't need you to teach me, I'm blind a few over it.
55. A woman's heart can not guess, because the chest meat is too thick.
56. In fact, a lot of things are between not say suffocating and say the pretense.
57. Those who tease the girls are boys, and those who tease the boys are also boys.
58. Commitment is like a grass your mom, said out of do not.
59. We have no socialization during the day except for the human flesh trade at night.
60. I am really excessive, an age is still so cute.
61. Youthful absurdity is not responsible for you, the old man dry is you.
62. A lot of seemingly cold guys, just poor hearing and slow reaction.
63. I can think of the most romantic thing is to see you slowly get old and I am still handsome.
64. True love is two people like pigs are still afraid of each other being snatched by others.
65. Warm man warm only a girl, warm all the girls that is called the central air conditioning.
66. The whole world can scold me, you can not, you can only spoil me.
67. The rain falls at the time of the Qingming Festival, and there is a lot of homework to break the soul.
68. People, I would rather believe that there are ghosts in the world, but also do not believe the mouth of the matchmaker.
69. I don't want to like people, I just want to be a charming bad guy.
70. The new wave of the Yangtze River pushes the previous wave, and the previous wave dies on the military training.
71. If I had a child I would never stop him from falling in love early.
72. I actually mind, just like to smile and say it's okay.
73. The world is so big, meet you really bad luck.
74. What does it feel like to be short? Obviously want to stare at people, hard to become cute.
75. In addition to cute nothing.
76. Who plays me on April Fool's Day, I'll sweep his grave on Ching Ming Festival.
77. Do not experience scum, how can I get married, no one can be a mom casually.
78. Cucumber is to shoot, life is to hi.
79. Only like you, can not afford to like others.
80. Like to grab, not pick up.