- Tell you a secret, please look behind first, then look left, then again side, well well please do not hold the phone looking around OK! - Just call your phone, the answer said: the user is running naked, so can not be connected; and then call the answer said: the user has run out of the service area.
- Cold and flu recipe: put your head on the door frame, close the door, until the vertigo and accompanied by a slight bruise, cold and flu can be cured. - Separation is so painful, your departure will make me pound my chest, really want you to live with me, but.
Mom said, "No pigs in the house!" - Lung capacity self-measurement tips: after farting, head down and inhale, and then observe the surrounding people have no smell odor.
If you do, you will have to exercise according to this method; if you don't, you will prove that you are superhuman! - When I was poor and downtrodden, it was you beside me; when I was sick and injured, it was you beside me; when I was in love, it was still you beside me ...... It's really unlucky to be with you - when you carry a bow and only an arrow into the depths of a deep and narrow canyon, and found that there is a wolf in front of you, and a ghost behind you. The first ray of sunshine appeared in the morning, and the first ray of sunshine appeared in the evening. - The first ray of sunlight that appears in the morning is my deep blessing to you.
The last touch of red that the setting sun collects is my heartfelt greeting to you, "How are you, fool." - Don't think I've forgotten you, you're the first person I think of at crucial times, like today.
- want you, always in such a time and place to be so strong, you always silently pay your everything, and I always in the end after you like garbage abandoned ...... handkerchiefs - you a little aura, I'm a little silly; you a little bit of show, I'm a little bit of earth; you a little bit of fragrance, I'm a little bit smoky; if you get angry, I do not I'm not going to lose my temper.
There are too many bachelors around, and they are hungry all day long; I would like to comfort them, but I don't know what to say. - I love you 10,000 years, eyes toward the money; want to come to see me, quickly remit 10,000 yuan.
- Report to the commander, your wife is in Taiwan, once Taiwan is liberated, your wife will take a nap! Report Commander, your wife is in Taiwan, once Taiwan develops, your wife will give birth! - A fat man weighing, the scale did not respond, he was disappointed to walk down, the scale suddenly said: to maintain the machinery, please do not stand on two people at a time, thank you for your cooperation. - Which place you go, your coworkers will follow, but purely out of intense curiosity.
- Think of think of really angry people, the beloved girl married someone, people dolls have dog high, I'm still single a person. - The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on some of the most popular products and services in the world, and then you'll be able to get your hands on some of the most popular ones.
[ Compound expert ] The light of the moon in front of the bed, no money to hold panic. The first thing you need to do is to look up at the beautiful women, and then look down at them.
0.08 [ Compounders ] The way you smile is very sweet, the way you are angry is very cute, you are the most beautiful in my eyes, you are the best in my heart. Touched, right? 0.08 [ Compounders ] Congratulations, the SMS you just received will be recorded in the history of the world communication, because it is the first SMS paid by the receiver, the price is 10,000 RMB! 0.08 [ 整蛊专家 ] 上联：假烟假酒假朋友；下联：假情假意假温柔。
The horizontal scroll: The money is real 0.08 [ Compiler ] People can't fall down when they are down, and they have to smoke Wanbao even if they borrow money. The first thing you need to do is to get the money to pay for it.
If you are beautiful, look at your thighs; if you are good, look at the shape of your head. 0.08 [ Compiler ] All your wages are paid, including unplanned; all your leftovers are contracted, including rancid; all your chores are taken out, including those of your mother-in-law; and your thoughts are reported every day.
0.08 [ Compounding Expert ] You grew up with a lack of calcium, grew up with a lack of love, clad in sacks, with a pot lid on your head, wearing shorts, wearing a belt, bare-chested, wearing a tie, such a glorious image, who dares to love! 0.08 [ The Mastermind ] Four little pigs are sitting on the ground, and suddenly one is missing. The piggy is there, reading a short message! 0.08 [ The Composer ] The horse and the donkey ran into the tiger and ran away.
The donkey ran slowly, and the horse shouted: "Stupid donkey! Throw your cell phone away!" 0.08 [ The Troubleshooting Expert ] A found that B has a new watch: where did he buy it? "It's a prize." "How did you get it?" "Ran with two guys." "Who were the two guys?" "The police and the one who lost the watch" 0.08 [ Compounders ] You have three seconds to show up, or I'll let you know what size my shoes are 0.08 [ Compounders ] Urgent reminder: there is a fear of thunder and lightning in recent days, so when you go out, please put your cell phone on your head and plug the charger into the cable and drag it behind you to avoid lightning. 0.08 [ Compounders ] Special good news: the cell phone has a very good reputation. Specialist] Great news: one-way cell phone bill has been opened, the operation method: put the phone into the pot, small fire will be boiled, until the phone appears on the word "one-way bill opened successfully" can be 0.08 [ Specialist ] The day I looked at your sexy body, naked in front of me writhing, gently caressing your skin, I couldn't resist your temptation: boss, I..
0.08 [ The Oddball Expert ] You're virtuous - idle at home with nothing to do, you're a beauty - moldy girl, you and I have adultery - unwavering Friendship! [ The Compounders ] Abandoned? Bullied? Homeless ...... Don't forget, even if the whole world dislikes you and ignores you, at least there's still us ............ Animal Protection Society 0.08 [ The Omnibus Specialist ] Every day I've been This is how I live my life: playing ball with Jordan, playing boxing with Tyson, playing chess with Weiping, talking gossip with Clinton, blowing up buildings with Osama bin Laden, and sending text messages to pigs 0.08 [ The Compounders ] Who doesn't have shit in his life, who doesn't use toilet paper for his bowel movements? If you don't use toilet paper, then maybe you use your fingers! 0.08 [ Compiler ] It is said that after the Tang Monk and his disciples obtained the scriptures, Sanzang reincarnated as a triad boss, Wukong became a fashion model, Sha Monk became a university professor, and Bajie became a cell phone messenger.
0.08 [ Compounders ] Urgent reminder: tomorrow morning at nine o'clock, southeast of the city there will be a tornado, it is expected that there will be cell phones, banknotes, gold coins, and other money falling, please be prepared to make a fortune 0.08 [ Compounders ] Men in love is the love affair, the woman is in love is the original, men philandering is the heavenly portion, the woman is philandering is no name and no share. 0.08 [ The Compounders ] I hold Zheng Yi Jian, foot on Wen Zhaolun, over Zhao Benshan, through Guan Zhilin, across Pan Changjiang, to Zhou Xingchi ...... 0.08 [ The Compounders ] A man will not admit that he is drinking "flowery wine", but will only say that he is going to "spend" money to "drink" wine.
0.08 [ 整蛊专家 ] My left.
2. Funny phrases for the whole personThe bunny said, "I was raised by a rabbit lady!"
The bunny said, "I was raised by a pig's mother!" Chickens say, "I was raised by a chicken!" The puppy said, "You guys talk, I'll go first!" Chaperone #0 said, "Outsiders call me Zero Chaperone, it's nice!" Chaperone No. 1 said, "Outsiders call me Yat Yat, it sounds good too!" Chaperone #2 says, "Outsiders call me Second Chaperone, and that's nice too!" Chaperone #3 said, "You guys talk, we'll go first!" The cat said to me, "I'm your grandmother's cat, nice to hear!" The dog said to me, "I'm your grandma's dog, good to hear too!" The fish said to me, "I'm your grandma's fish, and it sounds good too!" The bear said, "You guys talk, I'll go first!" The Wanderer said, "People call me the Wanderer, nice to hear!" The Samurai said, "People call me the Martial Artist, and that's nice too!" The Highlander says, "People call me the Highlander. That's nice too!" The swordsman said, "You guys talk, I'll go first!" Zhang Liangying said: "The fans who worship me say: my idol is called Ying" He Jie said: "The fans who worship me say: my idol is called Jie" Zhou Penchang said: "The fans who worship me say: my idol is called Chang" Li Yuchun said: "Chat with me, I'm leaving first!" The teacher of higher mathematics said: this semester I teach high mathematics, university physics teacher said: this semester I teach big things, analog electronics teacher said: this semester I teach die electric, socialist economy teacher said: you talk, I go first.
The Peking University teacher said: I am from Peking University.
Shanghai University said: I am from Shanghai University. The one from Xiamen University said: You guys talk, I'll go first! General Li Zongren said: I am a person, there is benevolence! General Fu Zuoyi said: I am a man of righteousness! General Zuoquan says: I'm a man, with power! General Huo Zuoyi said: You guys talk, I'll go first! Minolta users say: We are beauties! Users of Canon say: We are the beautiful people! Users of Huaguang say: We are Chinese! Nikon users say: You guys talk, I'll go first! The door of Lao Zhang's house is made of willow, Lao Zhang said: my door is a wooden door The door of Lao Li's house is made of plastic, Lao Li said: my door is a plastic door The door of Lao Wang's house is made of bricks, Lao Wang said: my door is a brick door The door of Lao Liu's house is made of steel, Lao Liu said: you guys talk, I'll go first! The students of the Teachers College said: I am the "teacher's college" of the students of the Railway College said: I am the "Railway College" of the students of the Vocational College said: I am the "Vocational College" of the students of the Technical College said: you.
3. Funny phrases for the whole personYou are handsome, you are handsome, you are the most handsome in the world, with a nest of cabbages on top of your head, wearing a sack, wrapped in a kelp around your waist, you think you are the East is undefeatable, but in fact, you are the second generation of fools.
2 your a smile, wolves are hanging, your a call, chickens flying dog jumping, your one stop, stench filled, you a sweat, lice disaster, you do not dress up, than the ghost ugly, you dress up, ghosts scared paralyzed
3 I have a request: invite me to dinner. I hope you can fulfill me. Otherwise I will write your cell phone number on the wall and add two words in front of it: do the license. And treat me to a good meal, or write: seeking marriage, both men and women, conditions are not limited.
4. love empty empty love empty, their own wandering in the street; people empty empty money empty, single bitter life in the working; things empty empty industry empty, think about going crazy; cell phone empty no money to charge, life forced not easy ------ In short, the four big empty
5. a military exercise, a shell deviated far. Soldiers sent to check out the soldiers found that the shells fell in the farmland, the field stood you, clothes broken face full of black, eyes with tears, said: steal a cabbage, guilty of shelling?
6 The sky is blue, the sea is deep, the man's words are not a sentence is true; love is eternal, the blood is bright red, men do not fight is not possible; men if they are rich, and who are destined to be, men rely on, pigs will climb trees.
7 one day Cao Cao visited Jiang Gan, holding Jiang Gan's hands warmly said: dry, your mother is good? Jiang Gan then fainted and woke up a long time later, excitedly grabbed Cao Cao's collar: Fuck, how is your family? Cao Cao then vomited blood and died.
8. Three o'clock in the middle of the night, the toilet without lights, you go to relieve yourself, fell into the pit, fighting with maggots, competing with the shit, no one to save you, a heroic sacrifice, the greatness of life, the death of the silent, in memory of you, the toilet an lamp
9. fools to steal beggars wallet, was blind to see the mute yelled, the deaf startled, the hunchback stood up to the crippled flew up to the foot, the hemp said: look at my face! The maniac said: That's right, people have to be able to do what they want to do. The madman said: that is, people have to have sense
10... I like Teresa Teng, died; I like Weng Meiling, committed suicide; I like Anita Mui, died of illness; I like Wong Ka Kui, fell to his death; I like Zhang Guorong, jumped off a building; I like you, you look after yourself.
4. The whole funny sentence1, planting grass does not allow people to go to lie down, it is better to change the cactus! 2, I am a little small-minded, but not lack of; I have a good temper, but not without! 3, the difference between people and pigs is: pigs have always been pigs, while people are sometimes not people! 4, the original as long as the separation of the people, no matter how familiar with the original, will slowly become estranged.
5, go to the pizza store to buy pizza! The waiter asked me to cut into 8 or 12 pieces? I thought about it and said: or 8 it! 12 can't eat it all! 6, men fool women, called molestation; women fool men, called **; men and women fool each other, called love. 7, the government is thinking about how to reasonably tax, the boss is thinking about how to reasonably avoid taxes, and I am thinking about how to reasonably sleep more! 8, time is used to wander, the body is used to love each other, life is used to forget, and the soul, is used to sing.
9, love is like a ghost, believe more people, see less people 10, forever how far? You kid will give me to roll how far! 11, encountered a writer personality signature: perhaps seems to be probably, however, may not see. Encountered a GG personality signature: give me a girl, I can create a nation.
12, since I became a shit, no one has stepped on my head. 13, I want to fall in love early, but it's already too late ...... 14, God! My clothes are thin again.
15, 80 after the important task is to make 08 after. 16, people have is the background, and I have just back~~.
17, is the gold always have to shine, but when the ground is full of gold, I myself do not know which one is. 18, remind everyone to learn to repair their own notebook, which is very important! Once upon a time there was a man who could not repair his own laptop ...... Later things are known to everyone.
19, I am not the square fortune-telling, nagging not so much you love to hear high. 20, not the end of the story is not good enough, but we are too much for the story! 21, flowers often do not belong to the people who appreciate flowers, but belong to the cow dung.
22, the difference between lies and vows is: one is to listen to the person who took it seriously, one is to say that the person took it seriously. 23, single is not difficult, it is difficult to cope with those who want you to end up single by all means.
24, sometimes, not the other side do not care about you, but you see each other too heavy.
25, even if believe, the middle also hides a lie.
26, the real good friends, not together on the topic of endless chat, but together, even if not talking, will not feel awkward. 28, usually willing to stay and quarrel with you, is really love you! 29, there is no dress rehearsal in life, every day is live; not only the ratings are low, and the wages are not high.
30, can solve the problem with money are not a problem, but the problem is that I am poor. 31, only women and heroes are difficult, only the wife and work hard to find.
32, after seeing me you will suddenly find - ah, the original handsome can also be so specific ah! 33, asked a colleague: "Did you buy PetroChina?" Colleagues said: "Bah! You only bought PetroChina it. Your whole family bought PetroChina, but also bought Sinopec!" 34, noon in the cafeteria called two dishes.
Eat the first I was shocked, "the world is worse than this dish?" Eat the second I cried "there really is ah".
The first one was a shock to me, "Is there anything in the world worse than this?
36, life is like a coffee table, although not big, but full of cups. 37, listen to you a word, save me ten books! 38, 0 years old appeared on the scene, 10 years old every day.
20-year-old lofty ideals, 30-year-old vigorously. 40-year-old basic orientation, 50-year-old everywhere.
60 years old playing mahjong, 70 years old hanging around. 80 years old pulling the family, 90 years old hanging on the wall! 39, boss, first two pounds of true love, take back to feed the dog! dung into gold, I hope she sees gold as dung.
42, read 10 years of language, not as good as chatting half a year QQ. 43, morning lazy bed, so from the pocket out of six coins: if the six are positive, I will go to class! Thought hesitate for a long time, or forget it, don't take the risk ...... 44, I spent 80,000 to buy a Western Zhou pots, yesterday to the "treasure" column for identification, the expert said seriously: "Which is the Western Zhou? This is last week!" 45, I can tolerate the figure is false, face is false, chest is false, buttocks is false!!! But just do not tolerate the money is the ！！！！ 46, Shi for a friend who pretends to be dead, women for the pleasure of their own plastic surgery.
47, don't wait until everyone says you're ugly before you realize you're really ugly. 48, the marriage announcement: the requirements are as follows, A live, B female.
49, give some sunshine I will rot. 50, to eat a little bit properly to have the strength to lose weight.
51, Shake, shake, shake to the Naiho Bridge. 52, Q: What do you like about me? A: I like you to stay away from me! 53, you come back quickly, I one person lull not come! 54, life is like Song Zu De's mouth, you never know who will be the next unlucky ~ ~ ~ 55, fell down, get up and cry again ~ ~ ~ 56, the world is difficult to pull yourself out, in addition to teeth, and love.
57, a dinosaur passed by Xi'an Jiaotong University when a trip to the toilet, came out after she whimpered: "555, this life is finally not worried about marrying out ......" 58, life, easy. Live, easy.
Life, not easy. 59, ask the gentleman can have a few more worries, just like a group of eunuchs on the green building ...... 60, young, we often punch the mirror to do ghost face; old, the mirror is considered to be even.
61, out of the problem first from their own body to find the reason, don't a constipation on the blame for the earth has no gravity. 62, pat the head decision-making, pat the chest guarantee, pat the ass away.
63, we go too fast, the soul can not keep up with the ...... 64, do not and the general knowledge of the people of the Earth ~ ~ ~ ~ 65, out of the mix, sooner or later, the wife is to change! 66, when I was a child I thought I could save the whole world when I grew up, and so on after growing up only to find that the whole world can not save me ...... 67, I even if it is a toad, I will never marry a mother toad. 68, why need to sleep for a long time before life, death will sleep long ...... 69, do not want to be the cook's tailor, not a good driver.
70, you let me roll, I rolled. You let me come back, sorry, rolled far 71, finished, you also ignore me, I became a dog ignore ~~! 72, in the morning to catch the public **** car, to the station when the car has started.
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5. Search 8 super funny whole person statement1. You are crazy ah, I am stupid. The whole thing is so boring that you can't even see it!
2. Emotional is stupid, emotionless is the coolest, infatuation is stupid, absolute love is to know the world.
3. Do you know the Song of Songs? Please read this song five times out loud: dark trace of spring, step frightened spring e timid still run, dark eyebrow lively posture, like yarn hanging, dark make song e swing dance. Do you understand it? Do not understand to read to others to hear, do not pretend to understand oh.
4. ~~~~ This is the most "shit" amount of blessings since there is "shit"!
5. I thought I was quite evil, but after I met you, I realized that the people who are better than me are almost non-existent.
6. You don't have the image of a pig, but you have the temperament of a pig.
7. Give you some sunshine and you will be brilliant, give you some floods and you will be flooded. I'll let the old lady wipe her red lips and give you some color.
8. Wife is precious, son is more expensive; if for the lover, both can be thrown.
6. Seek funny whole person classic sentenceBig brother (painful): little sister, I fell out of love, alas ...... little sister (serious): big brother, do not be sad, you are lucky not Scorpio, if they fell out of love, will be a thousand times more painful than you which! Big brother (helpless): she abandoned me, and someone else ran away ...... little sister (thoughtful): then she is likely to be a Sagittarius, that sign of the people are some big carrots ------ philandering kind! Big brother (unhappy): What's so good about that man, dyeing his hair red but still playing tai chi.
Little sister (shaking his head): Aquarius are so, how to persuade also do not listen, really take them no way! Big brother (gritted teeth): I really want to kill him with a knife, a white! Little sister (worried): You can not learn Aries so impulsive, the book said they are to increase the crime rate of society's main culprits Oh! Big brother (contemplative): Why am I so unfortunate? Little Sister (smiling): "Why" is the mantra of Gemini, you'd better not be like them in general! Big brother (suddenly): Actually, I think I'm quite handsome, right? Little sister (frowned): En ...... your narcissism is like a Leo's father, do you know that mom are worried about this white hair? Big brother (unconvinced): At least I'm quite gentle, isn't it? Little sister (bristling): want to compare with the crab like a good man ah, they can be more careful than you than you save! Big Brother (wide-eyed): Are you listening to me seriously or not? Little sister (serious): ah, I use the unique Taurus patience to listen carefully! Big Brother (slightly angry): Don't you sympathize with me at all? Little sister (naive): I'm not going to be as sympathetic as the Pisces! Big brother (angry speechless): ...... little sister (eyes bright): right, I think people who love silence are mostly Capricorn, very tasteful! Big brother (want to cry without tears): pour.
Little sister (anxious): Do not ah brother, you are a Libra, should pay attention to their own image is right! All the constellation lovers (to fight): How can there be such a little sister ah, too much ------ banana orange apple pear skin have come ...... little sister (sudden and mysterious): Hush, you do not smash, and then smashed, our downstairs neighborhood committee aunt came up ------ she is a Virgo oh! Determined not to molest virtuous women.
7. request a paragraph of the whole person funny wordsWho are you? I accidentally lost the phone book I guess you are Sheng Jinbin right or Ai Baiwu, right, or Qin Shou, it will not be Meiren Xing? If none of them are, then I conclude that you are Bian Tai.
Said the pig fat, said the pig lazy, said the pig stupid, why do people always want to recognize the things do not want to rely on the pig? You are paradoxically furious: stop insulting me, and don't eat pigs if you have the guts. Every day I beg the Buddha for a rose in full bloom, and when I get nine hundred and ninety-nine roses, I'll give them to you and say, "I don't believe that the bees can't sting you, little boy!" Do you have a TV there? Watch CCTV1, the White House was bombed, the whole building collapsed, police have blocked off the whole of Washington, 19 people died, 32 people were injured, 11 people are missing.
1 person was cheated! Freeze! Robbery! All hands in the air! Men on the left, women on the right, perverts in the center, hey! That's you, still pretending to look at your cell phone! The first time I saw you, I said to myself: you are the goal of my life, I want to pursue you, I want to embrace you. I want to announce: I love you ......... RMB! I want to go to the sea with you but I can't grasp the inexplicable future; I want to go hiking with you but I'm full of uncertainty about the ideal; I want to go wandering with you but I can't get to the paradise of happiness; I want to go shopping with you but I got a refusal from the police who said: no walking the dog! Urgent reminder: look to your left, then look to your right.
Please beware of a psychopath who has just slipped out, characterized by: looking around with a cell phone. I told my mom that I love you and want you to be with me day and night.
You know what? Through this period of time dating, I realized that I can't live without you now. But my mom refused, she said: "the family is not allowed to raise pigs" Frankly speaking, I like you, your eyes, walking posture, happy look, pampered cute and even the way you sleep, I am fascinated! But what pisses me off is that you don't catch rats and you lose your hair all the time! One day we came to a wishing well, I bent down to make a wish and threw a coin into the well, you also want to make a wish but you bent down accidentally turned into the well, I was stunned, murmured: really spiritual hey!
Do you know why you and I are destined to be together in this life? In fact, thousands of years ago we knew each other, when it was also spring, you chased me a long way, leaving your teeth marks on me, and accomplished a thousand years of storytelling. At that time I was called Lu Dongbin.
Once thought there is better, back and forth only to find the best on the side, just like you. At first, I didn't think of your appearance, but as time passes, I realized that you are the best bully! I now change a job, also counted a little right, after you want me, want to come to see me, give me a phone call, I sent a car to pick you up, phone number 110.
Dreaming of God he said he could meet me a wish, I took out the globe said to world peace, he said it was too difficult to change one of them. I took out your photo and said I want this to become more beautiful, he thought y and said: take the globe I look again! Whole You wake up and there's a mosquito lying on your pillow with a suicide note by your side that says: I struggled all night and I couldn't pierce your face, your face is so thick that I can't face living in this world! Lord ~ forgive him! I committed suicide.
Last night I had a dream that you were panting with a kitchen knife in your hand, chasing a pig. The pig suddenly got down on its knees and begged for forgiveness, saying, "We are all born from the same root! I said, "You're a pig!" You said: I am a pig is strange."
From then on, I called you a 'pig monster'. One day, you finally couldn't help yourself and yelled out in front of the crowd, "I'm not a pig!" You are more than 20 years old, some things should let you know! The sky is for wind and rain; the earth is for flowers and grass; I am for proving how great mankind is; and you are for stewing vermicelli.
Turtle: If it were not for the old Internet, my face would not be as green as the screen saver! Frog: If it is not the old look at the text message, my mouth will not be happy as such ah! Today's several big stupid: good fight, do good deeds without leaving a name, for love favoritism, lose a family of money still want to win, look at the text message to show a smile! My infatuation you see in the eyes, my attentiveness you remember in the eyes, my true love stays in your eyes, my doubts guarded in the bottom of your eyes, a big piece of eye shit ah! According to the National Bureau of Statistics survey: more than 90% of the "neurotic and mentally retarded" (commonly known as two hundred and fifty-five), are using their thumbs to view short messages! ---Don't change it, it's too late! Severe cases also giggle. Now please touch your face, look in the mirror and smile, if your skin color is pink, face fluffy and soft, that means you are very healthy.
Well, this time, our "pig knowledge seminar" is here. You look very abstract! You grow very hazy! You're fuzzy-looking! You look ...... weird! Give me a break, I really can't depict you, I really haven't seen a ghost.
Midnight again came the sound of the pendulum crashing, my boundless loneliness like darkness flooded, I am so miss you, but I mercilessly abandoned you where? O my sleeping pill! Darling! When I ride my bicycle uphill, what I miss most is the power you used to give me, with you in the back seat of the car, uphill is full of pleasure, as long as you fart! To say goodbye to you, looking at your face is written innocently, my heart is broken, why y choose, but to give up in a hurry, I want to keep you forever, but my mom said, "the city does not allow pigs"! On a cold winter morning, you were paddling hard in the pool, breaststroke, backstroke, butterfly, freestyle, as well as a convincing dive! The old man on the shore was anxious: "I'll take the test! You drank the cesspool dry and won't let me farm!" What the hell? Dialing your cell phone, the voice prompt says, "You are dialing an out-of-town lazy piggy, please dial the piggy bank area code in front of the number you are dialing. I couldn't believe it, so I dialed again and the voice prompt said, The owner has been slaughtered! In the past, I only know that piglets can not speak, just know humming, but then met you, only to realize that the original you than the piglets will also hum, is talking about you, you still hum.