Is there any lines from the skit {Legend of the New White Lady}

Lines from the skit {The Legend of the New White Lady}:

Snake Catcher: Hey hey ...... how about this, now let me catch you!

Little Shepherd Boy: Old man, please let it go! It's so pitiful .........

Snake catcher: so poor? I'm the one who's so pitiful ...... I tell you, I've climbed half a mountain for it, I'm soaked to the skin, and I've got smoke coming out of my mouth, and I'm going to take its snake's bile right now.

The little shepherd boy: alas ...... old man, slow down, aren't you sweating and thirsty? This is my just picked water honey peach, you taste one!

Snake catcher: alas ...... this this.

The little shepherd boy: take it!

Snake catcher: ugh yell yell ...... bah, you see you see, the snake also ran away, also got a bite.

The little shepherd boy: old man, you don't get angry! You eat peaches, I play the flute for you, how about it?

Snake catcher: play the flute, well, you blow ............ hey, so sweet it! Xiao Bai, you can't run away.

Little White Snake: shepherd brother .............

Little Shepherd Boy: Who is it? Who's calling me?

Little White Snake: Brother Shepherd ..........

Little Shepherd Boy: Hey ......... who are you?

Little White Snake: thank you ah ...... shepherd boy brother.

Small shepherd boy: thank me what ah?

Small white snake: save life ah .......

Small shepherd boy: I saved who, not that kind of thing ah.

Little white snake: you remember, I will repay you later.

The little shepherd boy: Are you kidding, tell me, who are you.

Little White Snake: My last name is White.

The little shepherd boy: White, you probably lost your way, come on, I'll take you home.

Little White Snake: No, I can't go with you, you go, we'll meet again.

1,700 years later

Tune: "Love Hate, Love Hate"

Narrator: The Goddess of Mercy, Emei Golden Peak Cash Body.

Guanyin, the Goddess of Mercy of Emei, is the one who saves the suffering of the world.

Guanyin: Who is kneeling down?

White Suzhen: White Suzhen under Mount Qingcheng, kowtow to the master.

Guanyin: What is your heart's desire, ask me.

White Suzhen: Master allow .........

Tune: "Past Lives"

White Suzhen: White Suzhen under Mount Qingcheng.

The cave is a thousand years to repair this body.

Diligent training to get the road.

To become a human being.

With one mind toward the Way, there are no distractions.

Converting to the Three Jewels and abandoning the red dust.

Looking to the Bodhisattva for enlightenment.

Transferring my virginity from the mortal world.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Transferring me from my mortal coil.

Guanyin: Good, good, rare you have this piece of conversion to the Three Jewels of sincerity, but you, the dust karma has not yet been resolved, and how to fly up in the day.

Bai Suzhen: disciple this heart has been determined, all faces are extreme, any dust karma are willing to cut.

Guan Shiyin: Dust karma can be abandoned, kindness is difficult to repay, you still owe the earth, a pile of deep love, do not think of repayment.

White Suzhen: this ...... disciple also know the way to repay the favor, only, has been a thousand years after the incident, the sea and how to report the law it.

Guanyin: good, good.

Tune: "March 3rd is Qingming"

Guanyin: March 3rd is Qingming.

There are many rains at the time of Qingming.

There is a chance that we will meet each other in a thousand miles.

It is necessary to look for it in the high place of West Lake.

Bai Suzhen: I still don't quite understand, I hope to seek the great master .......

Guan Shiyin: heaven's opportunity cannot be divulged, you seek your own happiness, if there is a time of suffering, and then come back to find me.

Xu Xian: the king said: I have a planchette I am good at color, said: the practice of the generation of the king is good at color and love the absolute consort, the poem: the old palace altar House to walk towards the horse.

Rate Division Water Margin to the flag, love and will be women want to come to hush words, when it is also no complaint within the woman outside the crazy husband.

The king is like a good color and the people know the same, the king of fools have.

Xu Jiao Rong: Han Wen, Han Wen.

Xu Xian: the king said: I have a medium I have good color, good color, good color.

Xu Jiao Rong: Ouch, what good color good color, hard to hear dead, brother, you read what book ah.

Xu Xian: Mencius, is the book of sages.

Xu Jiao Rong: In the book of sages, there are still such nonsense words.

Xu Xian: Yes, everything is in the book.

Xu Jiao Rong: I don't believe it.

Xu Xian: Alas, there is a saying that all things are inferior, only the book is high, the book, there is a golden house, the book has its own red powder.

There are good friends in the book, do not be silent on the ancients, in short, a word is not reading good.

Xu Jiao Rong: reading really has so many benefits, then I ask you, the book can have firewood, rice, oil and salt it.

Xu Xian: ah ............ not.

Xu Jiao Rong: Well, then play this from you do not read, you are not always the most want is to practise medicine, I said today with the Qing Yu Hall Wang said, you to him to do apprenticeship.

Xu Xian: What do you want to learn as an apprentice?

Xu Jiao Rong: First learn to sell medicine, then learn to practice medicine.

Xu Xian: Well, if I had learned to cure the disease, then my parents wouldn't have gone to their deaths because of a minor dysentery problem.

Xu Jiao Rong: Yes, when you learn to practice medicine, you can also save people.

Li Gongfu: Why did you close the door.

Xu Xian: It's my brother-in-law coming back, go open the door.

Li Gongfu: Open the door, open the door.

Xi Xian: If I become a doctor in the future, the first person I'll save is my brother-in-law, he has too much fire.

Xu Jiao Rong: I'm coming, I'm coming.

Li Gongfu: Open the door quickly, ah, what are you doing inside, I knocked for half a day before coming.

Xu Jiao Rong: I accompanied Xu Xian in the study to talk about it.

Xu Xian: Brother-in-law, is not the Yamen treasury silver again by thieves.

Li Gongfu: How do you know, is it you?

Xu Xian: Alas and alack, brother-in-law, you can not guess, I was recently heard you say two or three times, said what the vault was robbed, came without a trace to go without a trace, the chain is not broken, silver is gone.

Xu Jiao Rong: Is it possible that this silver let the ghosts stole it.

Li Gongfu: really see the ghost.

Xu Jiao Rong: Hey, where are you going ah.

Li Gongfu: Tonight, I went to guard him for one more night, I want to personally catch the thief, otherwise ah, I'm this Qiantang County, the head of the class, how can I continue to be ah.

Xu Jiao Rong: Hey, eat before you go.

Li Gongfu: eat, silver can not be found back, we have no food.

Xu Xian: Alas, brother-in-law, I'm going to Qingyu Hall as an apprentice today.

Li Gongfu: Go, learn well, and in the future open your own pharmacy, don't be like your brother-in-law, eat the yamen's meal.

Xu Jiao Rong: Be careful.

Xu Xian: Hey, sister, is not over there.

Xu Jiao Rong: Come over here, that's Mr. Wang.

Wang Fengshan: I've kept you waiting.

Xu Jiao Rong: How do you do, Mr. Wang, this is my brother Xu Hanwen.

Xu Xian: Hello, doctor.

Xu Jiao Rong: You have to call him master.

Wang Fengshan: It doesn't matter, I like to be called Doctor.

Xu Jiao Rong: That's what I'd like to be called.

Xiuxian: Doctor, your pharmacy is really beautiful, I think the palace is just like this.

Wang Fengshan: You're too kind, this pharmacy is a bit old, so it's just been renovated.

Xu Jiao Rong: Mr. Wang, this Qingyu Hall, if the second in Qiantang County, there is no dare to call the first.

Wang Fengshan: Good, good, too scribbled, young people can not read it.

Xu Xian: how can it, doctor your calligraphy directly after the two kings, together with a fall have come, how will not recognize it, just .......

Wang Fengshan: Could it be that my prescription is not proper.

Xu Xian: no, no, no, no, doctor, you are completely on the right track, where you will be wrong, but .......

Xu Jiao Rong: Hanwen .......

Wang Fengshan: may not matter, let him talk.

Xu Xian: doctor, if you add another flavor of licorice in this formula.

Wang Fengshan: Well ...... that would be even more complete, good, ma'am, go get the medicine, young man, you're so young, how do you know this prescription to add licorice.

Xu Xian: I have read some messy medical books, what "Dragon Ben Cao Jing" Sun Simiao's "Thousand Golden Medicines" "Sherwood True Records" or something, so I know a little bit, nonsense, please do not laugh at the doctor.

Wang Fengshan: Haha, these books you have dabbled in, then why not go to learn the medical path, it is a good thing to help people live ah.

Xu Jiao Rong: Master, you are really a nobleman forgetful ah, the other day I did not mention it to you, my brother ah, is to come to Qingyu Hall to do apprenticeship with you.

Wang Fengshan: Forgive him, he is your brother Xu Xian.

Xu Jiao Rong: Yes, Han Wen, why don't you hurry up and pay your respects to the master.

Xu Xian: The old master is above, please accept the student Xu Hanwen bow.

Wang Fengshan: Get up.

Xu Xian: Sister, what's wrong with you, is your brother-in-law bullying you.

Xu Jiao Rong: Your brother-in-law let Lord Yang beat him twenty times, and his legs are swollen.

Wang Fengshan: How could such a thing happen, Khan Wen, quickly go to get some medicine to mix the sores, go to see your brother-in-law.

Xu Jiao Rong: ah, Han Wen, grab some more ah, Mr. Wang, thank you.

Li Gongfu: Aiya, gently, gently.

Xu Xian: This Lord Yang is also really cruel.

Li Gongfu: It's all because of that gang of robbers, after I recover from my injury, I have to arrest them, where is your sister.

Wang Fengshan: Han Wen ah.

Xu Xian: Master.

Wang Fengshan: Your brother-in-law's injury is much better.

Xu Xian: Much better, thanks to the master of your mixing sores medicine good, sister has always wanted me to thank you.

Wang Fengshan: Good to say, Hanwen, Hanwen, I'll talk to you about something, Hanwen, your brother-in-law in the family has not given you betrothed.

Xu Xian: I didn't ask for it.

Wang Fengshan: Oh, you don't see it or you think it's ugly.

Xu Xian: No, I don't think I can do it, I have not yet accomplished my mission, and I have not yet achieved my goal of marrying a daughter-in-law.

Wang Fengshan: Your tone is not small, the work has not yet become famous, so what, you have to wait until the hall to worship the master to become a family.

Xu Xian: No, at least with the master to learn the way of medicine, or wait for their own can also open a pharmacy, then if you can also meet a love .......

Wang Fengshan: Tianxian beautiful woman you before starting a family.

Xu Xian: almost.

Wang Fengshan: almost, you do not think, you are a poor boy, what is your ability to feed the Tianxian beauty, don't daydreaming.

Xu Xian: I also feel that I am thinking nonsense, talking about fun, in fact, ah, I saw the girl family, I can not speak, maybe in the future a lifetime bachelor in the end it.

Small Green: Haha, you this little girl is so bold ah, how dare you sneak into the king's residence, what do you do.

White Suzhen: I would have wanted to live here on loan, I did not think there would be people here, you ...... are you a human being.

Small Green: I'm not a person, I'm a fairy, hey, little lady you've seen the fairy no.

White Suzhen: I see you are not like a fairy but like a colorful ghost.

Small green: good, you come just in time, I am the king, you come to be my princess.

Bai Suzhen: Don't be rude, or don't blame me for giving you a hard time.

Small Green: really, I don't believe it.

Bai Suzhen: What do you want.

Small Green: I want you to be my consort.

Bai Suzhen: do your consort, can, I give you three chances, if you can not get me, I will follow you.

Small green: great, look at the move, want to go.

Bai Suzhen: Please.

Siu Ching: You just said you would give me three chances.

Bai Suzhen: You have two more chances.

Small Green: Don't get cocky too early, if you have the ability, let's compete, otherwise, you will be counted as a loser.

White Suzhen: What kind of tricks do you have?

Small green: good.

White Suzhen: I thought it was some kind of demon, but it turned out to be the same kind.

Small Green: So you are too.

White Suzhen: You only have a few years of Taoism, how dare you be so rampant, if I do not get rid of you today, in the future you will certainly get into trouble, Xionghuangbaojian.

Small green: Xionghuang sword, girl, mercy, I know wrong.

White Suzhen: Knowing the mistake can be changed, there is nothing better, remember, in the future, no longer allowed to do harm to the things, go.

Small Green: thank you for sparing my life, girl, I don't know how to repay you.

Bai Suzhen: You and I are both foreigners, no need to be polite.

Siao Qing: If you don't mind, I'm willing to serve you for life and be a loyal maid.

Bai Suzhen: maid, this ..........

Small green: girl you do not believe, I was also the same as you, but in order to tease you, so it becomes this, do not believe, you see, small green worship sister.

White Suzhen: great, quickly get up Xiaoqing sister, my name is White Suzhen, in the future the two of us will be called sisters well.

Small green: hey, no, to master and servant, sister your life grace, I small green life will not forget.

Bai Suzhen: As you wish.

Tune: "Love and Law"

Narrator: Smoke Hua February to go trekking, scenery unlimited young heart.

Like water flow years, such as flowers and beautiful where to find.

Oh, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ......

Fa Hai: Little brother, a good look.

Hsu Hsien: So it is the teacher, out of respect.

Fa Hai: Good to say, I ask you, good to hear.

Hsu Hsien: What?

Fa Hai: The song sung by those girls.

Hsu Hsien: It's good, it's like a bird of prey.

Fa Hai: There are better voices in the world, you don't know.

Hsu Hsien: What kind of sound?

Fa Hai: The lion's roar of the wooden drums and bells.

Hsu Hsien: The lion's roar.

Fa Hai: It is the Buddha's name, Namo Amitabha Buddha, that the poor monk is reciting.

Xi Xian: Master, your voice is so loud.

Fa Hai: Haha, not loud but powerful, little brother did not hear it, the power of the law is boundless, the sea power landslide.

Hsu Hsien: I don't know, master, what you say law ah sea ah what.

Fa Hai: You can realize the word "Fa Hai", it proves that little brother has some wisdom, the poor monk's name is Fa Hai.

Hsu Hsien: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm just talking nonsense.

Fa Hai: If you say something nonsense, you will be able to say it in one word, and then you will be able to say it in a serious way.

Xu Xian: I don't understand your words.

Fa Hai: The poor monk is saying that since you have the root of wisdom, you should go to the wisdom of the scriptures, so that in the future you can do something to help the world and save people's lives.

Hsu Hsien: My merit is to help people, not to ferry people. I came to the mountain today to pick herbs, and herbs can save people.

Fa Hai: Live for a moment and ferry people for ten thousand lifetimes.

Xu Xian: I don't know what you're talking about.

Fa Hai: Put down the medicine hoe, pick up the Zen abbot, travel the four seas, everywhere for the incense, and one day, you will be a good disciple of the Buddha.

Xu Xian: No, no, no, no, I do not want to be a monk, and, I can not be a monk.

Fa Hai: Why?

Xu Xian: Because I still want to start a family and marry a beautiful and virtuous woman to be my wife.

Fa Hai: You are bound to get into trouble if you have this kind of thought, and when the big trouble comes, we will see who can come to save you.

Xu Xian: I'm not afraid, and I won't have any misfortune.

Fa Hai: Why?

Hsu Hsien: I have a good wife, master, haven't you heard people say, a good wife, a husband does not invite disaster?

Fa Hai: Amitabha Buddha.

Tune: "Past Lives and Present Lives"

By the way: compassionate heart Bai Suzhen, the knife to collect the small green.

The two of them became sisters and kept their bodies in the palace of the King of Vengeance.

The two of them are sisters, and they have been living in the palace of the king of hatred.

The old house has been transformed into a new one, like a dead tree in spring.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Small Green: Sister, you have such a high level of moral integrity, why do not you seek to ascend to the immortal world, but instead to the red dust private mixing it.

Bai Suzhen: I am, the dust is not yet finished.

Small green: what dust destiny ah.

White Suzhen: I remember, in 1,700 years ago, one day, I nearly killed, fortunately, there is a shepherd boy he saved me, I can not be ungrateful not to repay people ah.

Small green: I know, just like sister you spared my life, I can not not repay you, right.

Bai Suzhen: It's too much for you.

Small Green: Where are your words, that is my willingness to ah, but sister, these 1,700 years, may that shepherd boy reincarnated more than 20 times, the sea, sister where you want to go to find him ah.

Bai Suzhen: The Bodhisattva Guanyin once enlightened me, she said, "If you have a destiny to meet each other, you have to go to the high place of the West Lake to look for him.

Siu Ching: So you came to Hangzhou to find your benefactor.

White Suzhen: But how to find the high place of the West Lake, and what high it is.

Small green: Oh, will not be a tall man surnamed high.

White Suzhen: Who knows ah, is tall or short or fat or thin.

Small Green: Sister, you do not worry, since the Goddess of Mercy has pointed out, we are sure to have landed, so how about this, from tomorrow onwards, we go to the West Lake every day to swim and play in the water, looking for your benefactor.

White Suzhen: After this benefactor appears, I have repaid the favor, I will fly away from the earth with you, and I will never be fond of the red dust.

Small Green: I'm afraid that by then it will be out of your hands.

Bai Suzhen: I have my own power, I won't be pulled by the earth's seven feelings and six desires.

Siu Ching: But, sister, on what basis do you conclude that he is your benefactor.

Bai Suzhen: I have my own magic power, and you will know when the time comes.

Siao Qing: I really hope he will be a handsome groom, that would be interesting.

Bai Suzhen: Who knows.

Wang Fengshan: Hanwen.

Xu Xian: Master, is something wrong.

Wang Fengshan: Do you know what kind of medicine you are pounding now.

Xu Xian: Yes, it's antler cream.

Wang Fengshan: Is it for internal or external use?

Xu Xian: It can be used both internally and externally.

Wang Fengshan: What is the effect of the medicine?

Hsu Hsien: Internal use, in order to replenish the deficiency of yang, external use, can be astringent to stop bleeding.

Wang Fengshan: What's in it.

Xu Xian: Sulfur.

Wang Fengshan: What is it most contraindicated, I am to see how much you know.

Mercury and mercury should not be seen with arsenic, and wolf poison is most feared by the Mithraeum.

Badu was born with a fiery nature, a fiery nature.

It is most forbidden to travel all the way with an ox.

Cloves and lilacs should not be seen with tulips.

This medicine has different properties, so be careful.

Wang Fengshan: ah ...... medicine is different to be careful.

Using the right one can save lives, using the wrong one, it can take a life.

The right thing to do is to save your life, but the wrong thing to do is to take your life.

All right! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

Xu Xian: Yes, Master, alas, Sister.

Xu Jiao Rong: Han Wen, Mr. Wang, hello.

Wang Fengshan: well, and come to see my brother, by the way, I want to tell you, this brother of yours to learn medicine with me that is considered the right, rare Hanwen he has this tendon.

Xu Jiao Rong: Thank you for your promotion.

Wang Fengshan: Sit down inside.

Xu Xian: Sister, brother-in-law has not been beaten again recently, and the treasury has not been lost again, right?

Xu Jiao Rong: How do you know all this?

Xu Xian: You didn't come to get the medicine for the sores, so I think my brother-in-law must be doing very well.

Xu Jiao Rong: It's not peaceful, the county magistrate is forcing him to solve the case every day.

Mr. Zhang, I'm here to help Hanwen take a leave of absence, can he not come to the store for a day tomorrow.

Wang Fengshan: Something happened at home.

Xu Jiao Rong: Tomorrow is the third day of March.

Wang Fengshan: You have to go out of town to visit the graves on the Ching Ming Festival.

Xu Jiao Rong: Yes, so I want to tell the master, I want to take him to the mountains to visit the graves, I do not know.

Wang Fengshan: I should, I should, no need to ask for any leave,, tomorrow you will come, take him to go,, or let him go out for a walk.

Xu Xian: Thank you, Master.

Small green: I see this Goddess of Mercy must be old and confused, otherwise how would she say these two sentences so unclear what "have the fate of thousands of miles to meet, to the West Lake high place to find", how long have we been searching for it, searching for, but this West Lake where there is what the high man, simply the whole man well. According to my ...... sister, what are you looking at.

White Suzhen: Xiaoqing, look, the person on the bridge .......