2, I am a lonely tree, thousands of years standing on the side of the road, lonely waiting, just for one day when you walk past me, for you to fall, smashed not flat you even if you live in vain.
3, if the fall is gone, I will wait for you in the snow; if the world is gone, I will love you in paradise; if I go, will let her take care of you. Really, she's not a bad pig farmer!
4, I know that you are hygienic, every time you wash your hands after going to the toilet, and wash very carefully. Suddenly you did not wash, I was very strange: how did not wash your hands? You replied: "This time I brought paper!"
5, want you, is a very happy thing; see you, is a very happy thing; love you, is what I will always have to do; put you in my heart is what I've been doing; but, lie to you is what just happened.
6, I will pray to Buddha every day to get a long-lasting blooming roses, wait until nine hundred and ninety-nine together to give you and emotionally said: "small child, I do not believe that the bees do not sting you!
7, according to reports: a few days ago, the Ibiza armed forces in Baghdad city walls hung up your jade photo, resulting in a large number of U.S. soldiers vomiting death. The United Nations investigation and evidence confirmed that this is a weapon of mass destruction, you run away.
8, couples in Western countries are always divorced, because their god of love is a small child. Look at China's moonlight elder, experienced, so the Chinese couple's marriage is more permanent. Carrot see customers, respectfully handing over the business card, customers look at the business card and ask: how do you call the ginseng la? The carrot small waist a straighten, "people ha ha Korean it!"
9, today you woke up, lying on the pillow of a mosquito, surrounded by a suicide note: I struggled one night, your cheek so thick that I have no face to live in this world! Lord forgive him! I committed suicide.
10, someone saw you today, you are still as charming, wearing a plaid undershirt, walking slowly, a look of supreme ease, it is really cute, I do not know how you raced rabbits back then?
11, within a year, a man wrote more than 800 love letters to his girlfriend continuously, and as a result, his girlfriend finally announced that she was going to get married, and the groom was the letter carrier who sent these letters to her.
12, the barber side to help guests repair face while chatting, chatting is not paying attention to the guests eyebrows shaved off one side. The barber asked: whether your eyebrows to stay? Guest: to stay! Barber: Aiya! How not to say earlier, has shaved one side!
13, husband: Honey, I was fired. Just because of a little thing, too unfair! Wife: Why? Husband: I forgot to close the tiger cage last night after work. But they do not think, who dares to steal the tiger!
14, "Do you know why lately men like to keep long hair like a lady?" "Because, if your lover or wife found long hair on their clothes, he would laugh and say 'It's my hair!'"
15, you interned in a psychiatric hospital, suddenly a neurotic patient holding a kitchen knife to chase you, you turned your head and ran until you ran into a dead end, thinking it's over, the patient said, "Here's your knife, it's time for you to chase me!"
16, a player connected to the ball are not stable. When practicing passing and catching, another player gave him a good ball, afraid that he couldn't catch it, so he shouted "catch stable", the result of the ball smashed in his head, only to hear him say "and who?"
17, when you are alone and lonely, the pencil may be your best plaything. You can use a knife to cut it, sharpen it, cut it, and at the same time you can vent yourself, roaring: "I kill the pen, I kill the pen, I kill the pen!
18, the sky is so clear, the sun is so bright, the sea is so boundless, you stand in the azure sea, I took a small stick to poke you: "Hey, this little bastard, the shell is quite hard!!!"
19, obstetricians and gynecologists on the first day of practice, his wife asked him: "How is it today?" The doctor said: "Not too bad, although the mother and the baby did not save, but finally the baby's father to save life."
20, that day I couldn't help but run to your door, want to tell you the words in your heart, but in the end I still don't have the courage to say it, today I finally mustered up the courage to tell you "wish you a happy weekend".
21, last night I was your bite, a red goosebumps, itchy dead me, you said you love to drink sweet blood, you are not polite to me, I am shy.
22, a late night, there are ghosts knocking on the door, the courage, door peeping, green fangs, horrible, suddenly reach out, grab you out of the building, wrapped around your head, from time to time, coughing, shivering half the night, and finally exported, tomorrow, Saturday, accompany me to play enough.
23, this weekend, no place to play, take the initiative to apply for overtime, the boss is not in the rush to catch up with some of the draft, open the computer to show the line of words: do not disturb the weekend off duty, thank you! From the computer.
24, the weekend came blessing to the fresh air to you around, a good morning spirit, stretching the waist text message to: bless the most outstanding you, happy weekend! Oh, sorry, more than typed a "out" word ~
25, I drove a three-wheeled BMW to give you a strong speed to congratulate you: congratulations, congratulations to you, it is not easy ah, how hard ah, not simple ah, so tough ah, pulling the car still have to plow the top of the scorching sun stepped on the green mud, and finally can graduate.
26, miss you, make me become more silent, I can only use *** words to express me this kind of being impressed by you, can hear my heart? My dear weekend!
27, the weekend is a thing, week every day want you. I hope you look forward to heaven and earth desert, brother really can't wait. I'm going to be with you forever!
28, every weekend you matchmaking, match two years is still single, I do not know why you are? There is no one to see eye to eye? Either this is fat, or that is the short, either the other side does not feel, or the other side look dull. Don't be too picky when you're older, almost on the move, I wish you a blind date this week, meet the ideal single, the two of them smile at each other's hearts and minds, and set their lives in love!
29, remember that weekend? You broke my heart. Looking at you shopping and sneaking around, I work overtime is really heartbreaking. Love the weekend why so hard, I do not care too much about you, perhaps you have been heart belongs to, put me never remembered!
30, a week mood table: Monday low, Tuesday boring, Wednesday looking forward to, Thursday looking forward to, Friday dream come true, Saturday relaxed and happy, Sunday by pleasant slowly to low transformation.
31, the weekend yearning for a natural awakening, a look at the table is only five o'clock, and now it is still early to continue to sleep, and then open your eyes when the day is bright. Falling asleep want to facilitate, up and look at the clock, the needle is pointing to 9:00, how outside is the black sky? A look at the phone to realize, originally slept nearly two rounds, you're not a pig who is a pig, hard to sleep yourself confused, you sleep with the power, others are very envious, I wish you a weekend to continue to sleep, Monday I'll go to work to mess with you!
32, the weekend quietly came, think of you, my heart is flooded with our **** at the day, such as songs and poems. May be like a cool comfort, let this text message to send my greetings and blessings, drive you by the hot sun tormented by the hard work. Ah! Fate, let us meet and know each other ...... Don't be too touched, just because the recent rise in meat prices set a new record, I want to, sell a pig that is reading the message.
33, who let you go out on weekends? The state authorized it? Don't you know that you are so beautiful will disturb the peace and obstruct traffic? I have applied to the state to do your full-time bodyguard, know that you are getting more and more beautiful, in the future on weekends, I will protect you ~
34, the Tang Monk said: the world of infinite love, mole crickets are not afraid of the sun, I'm not afraid of monsters (monster), as long as the love of the eternal in the king of hell is helpless, the disciple don't learn to be bad, dumping when the game, otherwise the Buddha blame, the real scripture is worth 10,000 pieces. Weekend love, avoid unlimited love, obsession this helpless, why come to the game. I'll give you a love, save to steal vegetables.
35, there is no language to express my thoughts, want you to think of insomnia, about you day after day, you always say there is no time, just refused to meet with me, I really want to say to you: are the weekend, hurry up and pay back!
36, learning pressure, high work requirements, the weekend has come, both can be thrown!
37, time flies, turn to the weekend, put some signal to you, let you quickly come to the dish, the weekend get together
38, the old weekly family of seven children, the daily cleaning tasks on the regularity of Monday is the big week, Tuesday is the oldest, Wednesday is the oldest, Thursday is the oldest, Friday is the oldest five, Saturday, of course, is the oldest six, then the weekend is who is it?
39, the weekend is terrible, it is not a vacation. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty.
40, in the dream, you became a handsome man who kept singing. Not long after the singing flew Monday's noise, sang away Tuesday's anxiety, sang away Wednesday's fatigue, sang away Thursday's uneasiness, sang away Friday's sorrow, sang to a good weekend. What a good "Cricket" brother, otherwise how can I hide under my bed to sing so well!
41, the weekend, you are always very happy, why? Because I drove away your week of work, kicked away a week of exhaustion, whisked away a week of leadership farts, blasted away a week of lazy party, leaving you a weekend of beauty to sleep with. Honey, still dreaming?
42, we are a generation of hutongs growing up, upside down to run to the ideal, buddies through the Bureau of gas, hair a little more than a righteousness, neighbors do not lose to relatives, have dealt with us is porcelain, the weekend meal think of me point!
43, the passage of time to take away just years, friendship but always stay in the heart; years of change washed away just sadness, thoughts of the heart but more and more thick; in this leisurely weekend to send a text message, just want to wish you a happy life!
44, time flies, the life of the tortoise and the hare race; busy and busy, the weekend as promised; footsteps slowly step, let the heart calm down; smile more or less, as long as the happy often. Happy weekend
45, time, day by day flow. Thinking about, light in the sweet. Greetings, repeated many times. Every time you read, there is warmth flowing in your heart. Busy week draws to a close, I wish you a good relaxation, happy weekend!
46, time is infinitely good, that is, the weekend is less, advise you do not want to be annoyed, the text message please see: friends have come, QQ is also about good, the activities are really quite a lot of drinking will not fall, chatting is really lively, I also spend a dime, I wish you a good weekend!
47, because I look forward to you is my spirit of support, because I think you make my time is not wasted, because I want you to let me quickly work hard. Because of you my world is wonderful. You are the driving force of my work and the source of happiness at the weekend.
48, weasel to the chicken call: today's weekend, the night I drive to pick you up to go to the karaoke, and then late-night snacks. The chicken promised. As a result, the chicken became the weasel's midnight snack. I wish you are reading the text message of the weekend happy, careful to prevent the wolf!
49, the work of the busy reduced only contact, the thoughts of friends but more closely, a text message, a greeting, contains the true heart, I wish you a happy weekend!
50, sitting in a happy car, foot happy throttle, hand holding the steering wheel of the smooth heart, ignite the happy start the car, to the weekend destination; travel to go, it can dissipate the boredom of your week; I wish you a happy weekend!
51, cliché blessings, cliché days, cliché care, cliché weekend, I wish my text message to you to add some new elements, I wish my text message can accompany you through the happy weekend! Happy weekend!
52, work pressure around the whole body, the weekend to have a good mood, easy to rest more cozy, family reunion of all happy, warm touched more gifts, next week's work more comfortable. I wish you all a happy weekend!
53, put aside the heart of the unhappy, meet the weekend. Shake off the bulky baggage, relax a good mood. The weekend is here, happy, carefree time to come, no longer afraid of being late for work. I wish you a happy weekend.
54, week after week, you drive a light boat, floating through the "Ocean", "two Bay", "three dangerous beaches", "four crossing the Red Sea "and came to the "Wutai Mountain", closed for quiet rest. The bells are ringing softly, and I wish you a relaxing and happy weekend!
55, a day's plan is in the morning, a week's plan at the weekend. Happy for the king, the weekend you are the biggest, when the master of the time, do their own boss, happy upgrade to happiness, worry relegated to the common people, and then the happy mood postponed for a week!
56, Monday on a word: count. Tuesday on a word: dry. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty. Thursday is one word: hope. Friday is one word: happy. The weekend is one word: yeah! May you have a happy weekend and get away with it.
57, a week of busy end of the transition to a relaxed weekend; put aside the pressure of bondage, looking for *** elements; life is not blind, remember to enjoy the happiness; stop tired feet, the heart will be happy to chase! SMS blessings, may you be happy and happy resident!
58, I heard seven gourd brothers looking for you, the oldest called happy, the second called happy, the oldest called safe, the oldest called lucky, the oldest called lucky, the oldest called lucky, the oldest called six, the oldest called happy, the oldest called happy, they want to wish you: a week of comfort, a happy weekend!
59, the weekend is here, will be worried about the package, sent home; will be upset about the ice, sunk into the sea; will be happy to release, happy heart; will be easy to diffuse, soothing your heart; will be the friendship of the concentration, to send greetings: Happy Weekend!
60, gently greetings contain heavy thoughts, light care contains a strong thought, a short text contains a long time of wishing: wish you stress elimination, worry run, happy weekend!
61, the branches of the flowers are pretty, the forest birds are haunted; the work at hand less and less, the heart of the gradual elimination of the pressure; calendar Herren reminded, the weekend has come; first sleep beauty sleep, and then let the food satiated, at this time, my blessings to: I wish you easy to pleasure to come around!
62, good luck you quite a lot of bad luck to see you run; joy you the most, worry you do not; happiness a pot, happy to fill the house; sweet in your heart, blessings in your hand. Text message to pass the love, hanging in the heart. I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that.
63, friends, the weekend is here, keep healthy, eat an apple, peace of life, taste a banana, sweet heart, I hope you have a big appetite, smile often, never old, happy weekend!
64, while the sun is shining, you can have a date on the weekend, drink a little drunk, take a nap, free and easy, so that the mood is not tired, let the happy to accompany, let the leisure follow the fly, I wish you a pain in the ass to have fun, beautiful days forever with you.
65, let my blessings over the fence of Jiefang Avenue, through the barbecue stalls on Jiqing Street, swim through the vast East Lake, climbed the towering Turtle Mountain, and shouted wildly to any corner of where you are: Happy Weekend!
66, fall to, the day is cool, the temperature difference between morning and evening becomes bigger, dress and sleep attention. Weekend, rest, family reunion is indispensable, its happy happy happy. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty and press the button to send your blessings.
67, white clouds intoxicated by the embrace of the blue sky, autumn fruit hanging in the branches to the wind to show good, autumn leaves to get rid of the entanglement of the branches of the air dance, look at the mountains and rivers so much, worry about the pressure has long been forgotten. The weekend is here again, I wish you a happy and beautiful mood!
68, five days of tension in the end, ushered in the weekend to celebrate the arrival of a text message to remind you, leisure and entertainment do not forget, worry about all the worries discarded, the pressure of the depression to throw away, happy good luck to be even body, happiness and joy is a certain drop!
69, heart to heart, never regret, there is a kind of encounter called the most beautiful; chrysanthemums, butterflies, there is a kind of thought called intoxication; sleepless nights, meals tasteless, there is a kind of payment called precious; dear friend, you have a life is really beautiful! The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on a new one, and you'll be able to do that.
70, see, every day there is sunshine to warm you; see, every night there are stars to accompany you, listen, every moment there are my blessings to you; the weekend is coming, I wish you to drown in the sea of happiness, a lifetime of happiness and laughter. I wish you a happy weekend without leaving!
71, let friendship occupy the lonely, to prevent the emergence of loneliness; let greetings instead of miss, pass the warm wishes; let happiness occupy your sight, sweet happiness all open face. I wish you a bright smile on the weekend and a wonderful mood forever!
72, it's the weekend, I wish you: with the happy line, and safe touch; with the success of the walk, and good luck face to face; more exercise, embrace the health of the long term; add warm clothes, have a good night's sleep; enjoy the good wishes, accompanied by a happy and fulfilling.
73, take it easy, leave a smile to yourself; leisure, leave a space to yourself; tolerance, leave a simple to themselves; indulge, leave a happy to themselves. I wish you a happy weekend!
74, open the phone, open my blessings to you, folded blessings into a boat, full of happiness and good luck smile peace, with the golden river, slowly rowed to your side! Wish you a happy weekend
75, affection is a bowl of soup, simmering a heart will be warm; greetings is a line, holding a string; smile is a petal, each piece is rooted in the heart; weekend is happiness, every step is romantic. It's the weekend, I wish you happiness!
76, I would like to become a tree outside your window, with my green wash but your visual fatigue, with my swing to bring you the cool of summer. I wish you a relaxing weekend!
77, I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival: more bonuses and doubled, career development and further, popularity helicopter and then a little fire, health and well-being and then a little bit of great, people love people around the beauty of a group of more.
78, the Mid-Autumn Festival wishes, may my customers cause a moon like height, ability to have a sky like breadth, salary has a moon cake like arc, and then I wish you the Mid-Autumn Festival to be able to celebrate!
79, Mid-Autumn Moon Festival family happy, raise a glass to invite the heart of the moon do not bother; husband and wife love to the heart even, family harmony on earth warm; happy flowers in bunches, savor the heart happy; well-off road forward, regardless of the wind and rain difficult; grape wine and then pour full, happy happy gold!
80, Mid-Autumn Moon, hometown far away from the sky, loved ones dreaming soul, love love and care for a long time, friends friendship, I wish this scene, the heart warmth infinite!
81, the Mid-Autumn Festival with an elegant pace, from the bright moonlight, humming the tune of reunion, singing the lyrics of happiness and well-being, and sincerely for you to play a most sincere blessing: flowers and moon, happy and safe.
82, Mid-Autumn Festival fifteen full moon, slowly rising in the sky, she put her own light, the love sprinkled to the world, let the world colorful. Mid-Autumn Festival Festival is here, I wish the leadership: family reunion sweet honey, happiness and well-being such as mind, work smoothly and successfully full, wallet full of joy.
83, the Mid-Autumn Festival is approaching to send you five Ruyi, I wish everything is smooth, pieces as expected: a send money tree fortune strong, two send your help career Xing, three send all the best health long, four send happiness basket full of fortune to, five send open heart auspicious with the heart, I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!
84, Mid-Autumn Festival gods blessing to the God of Wealth wish you wealth to come, the God of Love wishes you love sweet as honey, the God of Food wishes you to eat well, the body doubly great, the Goddess of Fortune wishes you a smile always open, good fortune naturally, I wish you Mid-Autumn Festival, people reunion, the family is full of happiness, happiness for ten thousand years!
85, Mid-Autumn Festival, there is the moon, there is cake, there are blessings, business, there is you, there is me, there is friendship, dear customers, in this Mid-Autumn Festival, by the light of the moon, by the breeze of the pleasant, by the text message of the hair, to pass on our endless wishes, I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival, happy reunion!
86, Mid-Autumn Festival, customers, customers, relationship, contact, contact, close, cooperation, cooperation, happy, happy, red-hot, rich, rich, wish wish, happy, happy, reunion reunion, happy.
87, the moon to the Mid-Autumn Festival is particularly enchanting, holiday blessings I want to first; dear customers, thank you for all the way to the cooperation, borrow the moon to send my heartfelt blessings to you, I wish you a festive spirit of refreshment, reunion of the family round business success, good health, happy every day!
88, a single-minded support for the company, one after another, the cooperation of the beauty of the four books and five scriptures of learning constantly, six out of the brilliant presentation of the strange plan, the seven exquisite strategy of the high vision, eight friends of the friendship of the health, nine nine (JiuJiu) snuggle each other to help each other, the sincerity of the ten perfect and unchanged. Dear customer lifetime edge, I wish a happy Mid-Autumn Festival, happiness again and again.
89, Dear customer: Mid-Autumn Festival is approaching, the company especially for you to send blessings, wish you good health, all the best, success, business prosperity, financial resources, family happiness, and wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!
90, the festival to send you a moon cake: the first layer of fortune; the second layer of luck; the third layer of luck; the fourth layer of romance; the middle layer of sweetness, I wish you a good mood every day, Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!
91, the full moon people reunion, the moon is missing people respectively. If there is no love, the moon is full and the moon is missing, if there is love, the moon is missing and the moon is full. The moon is the only way to send your love to the world.
92, regardless of the sky and the sea, regardless of the meeting and parting, there is a blessing always hanging in my heart, I wish you all the best!
93, a round of bright moon hanging in the sky, Mid-Autumn Festival Thanksgiving send wishes, dear customers, on this festive occasion, I wish your family joyful reunion, happiness, happiness, blessings fall in front of the door, good luck, the God of Fortune is fond of, the four seas to the edge!
94, a trace of greetings, a point of thanks, a wisp of thought, a seat of motivation, a house of cozy happiness, a little happiness, a bunch of Cherry, a bumpy road, has been accompanied by a heart of unchanging, a wish, a lifetime of beauty, I wish my dear customers a happy life, Mid-Autumn Festival great luck.
95, but wishing for a long time, thousands of miles *** Canyon, Mid-Autumn Festival is approaching, quickly send blessings to friends and family!
96, often go home to see it, a lifetime is not easy to figure a reunion, a lifetime of total worry on the figure of a peaceful and safe. I wish you all the best for the Mid-Autumn Festival!
97, the night of the Mid-Autumn Festival, I am in the moon palace banquet guests, for everyone to prepare a sumptuous dinner: steamed romance, braised blessings, boiled reunion, deep-fried happy cake, sincere warm soup, very happy fruit, warm happy wine. Please come.
98, Mid-Autumn Festival has come again, customers ask a good, I wish you life as sweet as moon cakes, career as fruitful as the time of the Mid-Autumn Festival, the family is as beautiful as the moon, temperament as intoxicating as the autumn chrysanthemums, dear customers, Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!
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