(Asked female artist embarrassed laugh)
Xian: utility bill, telephone bill, bank bill ............
2. Xian: dinosaurs were forced J that is a kind of welfare ~~
3 ...Xian: a friend of mine is a gangster in order not to be afraid of cutting a turtle shell tattooed on his back...
So I can't help but touch his head every time I see him ......
4. (Female guest finished dancing)
Xian: Your dance is really bare ass sitting on the bench with a board ......
5 ...Xian: see if he has calluses on his hands... (Ask the Shaolin monks
NONO: Is it because of practicing kung fu?
CHIANG: It's because of the loneliness at night
6. CHIANG: Please hold up your chest! (to female artists
Xian: ah, you do not have breasts do not need to straighten (to Aya)
7. Xian: people's first time, it is in the case of half-push ............ learn to play the piano!
8. Xian: to think of people not spicy, unless their end spicy, spicy to the highest point, the heart has spicy spicy, two people in the mountains than spicy, to see is you spicy or I spicy! (The word "spicy" can be replaced with something else.)
9.
This is the essence of our program, so that you will never guess what we are going to do (walks up to the guitarist) Now I am standing next to the guitarist, (turns to the drummer) then please the drummer to talk about the idea ~~ but his opinion we do not care ~~ (and then walks away)
11.Xian: Please make a sentence with the idiom of XXXX! I'll make one first.
The neighbor Wang's house has a plaque with four big words "XXXX" on it.
12. XIANG: People say that the chest is big without brain, the brain is big people without chest well ~ ~ ~ ~ (comfort Aya when long used)
13. XIANG: You do not look at the Kang Kang look like this, Kang Kang is actually a mixed-race child.
He is mixed with a foreign planet ......
14. Xian: I tell you Oh, he / she this XXX in our XX world but the most XX Oh, come on, XXX
(almost introduce the unfamiliar with the use of this trick)
15. "Why do you have a pinhole? Is it from peeking at boys' poop?!"
16. Performed with Xiao s in the sitcom Hua Mulan, Xiao s played Hua Mulan to prove her daughter's body, took off her coat.
The genders exclaimed, "Wow! What two big studs ah!"
17. Xian: The following guest is the pride of Chinese men, so let's applaud Mr. Koo! ~
18. Xian: why you can be so hot ah
AV actress: because the man took off no head
Xian: ah, how no head, the man took off to see the head ah.
19. Xian: mainland China has five class beauty:
First class beauty Drifting across the ocean
Second class beauty Shenzhen Zhuhai
Third class beauty Stay in Shanghai
Fourth class beauty Home waiting
Fifth class beauty devolved to labor reform
20: Strong J offender Strong J offender Strong J offender! (S pointed his finger at him)