1. I am a vulgar person, see the mountain is the mountain, see the sea is the sea, see the flower is the flower. Only see you, the sea of clouds began to surge, the river tide began to surge, the small tentacles of insects scratching the itch of the world. You don't need to speak, I and everything in heaven and earth will run to you.
2. If one day, you put on a suit, become someone else's groom, I keep my mouth shut, once crazy. If one day, I put on a wedding dress, become someone else's bride, married to you, is still my original dream.
3. Confirmed eyes, I met the right person.
4. I really want you, in every rainy season, you choose to forget, is my most reluctant. The paper is short and long ah, can not say too many ripples, my story is all about you ah. How did you fall in love with him and decide to go home with him, giving up all my everything I have does not matter. The paper is short and long ah, can not tell the end of the time young, my story is still about you ah.
5. Once upon a time, when I first met the world, I was so happy to see the sky in front of me, and I was willing to go through fire to walk it again. Now walk through this world, all kinds of linger, turn over the years different side face, unexpectedly broke into your smile.
6. I had a dream, dreaming that you put up long hair, we slowly grow old together.
7. I pay for your youth for so many years, in exchange for a thank you for your fulfillment. Into the fulfillment of your dash and adventure, into the fulfillment of my blue sea and blue sky.
8. want to send you home to the people of the southeast and northwest are along the way want to accompany you to dinner with people sweet and sour love to eat want to see you hours are free to talk to people will never mind you nagging people who love you will try to make you happy you have to remember that not to whom you give a bottle of wine, who are willing to accompany you to the end of the world really like you, you can do what you do do not like you how you look at it, so people live no need to bend to please others. Otherwise, I'll like you every time I see you
10. You don't want to marry me, do you? I don't think so.
11. I used to love the line in "East Meets West": In my best time, my favorite person is not by my side, if I can start over how good it would be. Then I think this sentence is a fart, if my favorite person is not by my side, how can that be my best time.
12. If I don't have a sword in my hand, I won't be able to protect you; if I keep holding the sword, I won't be able to hold you tight.
13. You must come when I get married, or no bride is very embarrassing.
14. You said that you would only be happy if I died. It's hard for me to hear such words because I can only make you happy once in my life.
15. In order to convince myself that I do not like you, I think hard about your shortcomings, and after thinking about these shortcomings I find that I can accept, and then I feel that I like you more.
16. Leaving you, the earth is still turning, but unfortunately I am not the earth.
17. You can not lose weight, my brain capacity is limited
18. In front of the favorite person where what their own preferences ah. If you are as beautiful as a Western painting, I fell in love with the pigeons in front of the church square; if you are as beautiful as embroidery, I would love to fall in love with the whole Jiangnan umbrella. Because like a person and fell in love with those and their own should have nothing to do with the sporadic things, even hate the rain, will be because you like rainy days and gentle let me remove the umbrella to slow down the pace.
19. If you look a little more ugly, I will take you to the cafe to sit down and have a cup of coffee eyes to eyes, I will take you to visit the famous mountains and rivers, take you to eat the most delicious Western food, walking on the road at night to raise your head and look at the stars to talk about life. But you look so beautiful, I just want to sleep with you.
20. Remember you promised me that I will not let me find you missing, but you follow the migratory birds flying so far away, love like a kite broken line, can not pull the promise you made.
21. I used to cross the mountains and rivers and the sea, but also through the sea of people. I used to have everything, and in the blink of an eye, it all dissipated like smoke. /suanming/
22. I was confused for a year, this year seems to have no change, guarding the world after you left, empty.
23. How warm the white sheep, how kind and abstract, how perfect she ah, but the whereabouts are unknown, the heart is so empty, are about to lose shape.
24. Once a small boy, now elegant, or that pair of peach blossom eyes, the initial heart has not changed. I like to see you laugh at the teeth and not see the face, the memory of the gentle face.
25. Slowly like you, slowly intimate, slowly chatting about yourself, slowly and you walk together, slowly I want to cooperate with you, slowly give me to you.
26. There is a place called Inaccessible, I want to go there with my most beloved person, together, to see the blue sky, see the white snow-capped mountains, see the golden grass, see an autumn fairy tale. I want to tell her, if you do not live in your heart, are away from home! I want to tell her, love this thing, is always together.
27. I hope there is a person like you, such as the refreshing wind in the mountains, such as the warm light of the ancient city, from morning to night, from the mountains to the study, everything does not matter. As long as it is you in the end.
28. Summer summer quietly past, leaving behind a small secret, press the bottom of the heart to press the bottom of the heart can not tell you, the evening wind blew through the warmth of my heart, and I think of you, to give you the sweetest of all.
29. Break up should be decent, who do not say sorry. What is owed, I dare to give dare to heartbreak.
30. If one day I have to go wandering, not because I am tired of my hometown, not because the winter here is too long, but because I finally learned the direction of you.
31. I want to go out and see the big world, there are too many dreams waiting for me to adventure.
32. I embrace the love from the dream to wake up, you insist on waiting, but not from leaving. Can't afford to part, at every waking.
33. This short life, we will eventually lose, you might as well be bold. Love a person, climb a mountain, chase a dream. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to get rid of you. QAQ ugly deep in my heart.
Second, every day with like no surprise no accident.
Third, homework gentleman, we break up. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
Fourth, you will shed tears, does not mean really compassionate; I will smile, does not mean that everything is good.
Fifth, how happy how to live how free how to live
Sixth, his name I write to the hand read to the smooth mouth ;
Seventh, [ I do not know why to go to the barber store especially do not like the male barber to get my hair, ]
Eighth, so many years of English papers and exercises are by virtue of my strong sense of language to do out
Nine, is the three thousand zhang
Ten, 'as long as you and he / she is happy, even if we are not together, it does not matter.'
xi. [I will never pick up memories when they are burned to ashes. I'll never pick it up when it's burnt to ashes. After all, it will dirty my hands.]
twelve, there is a person to say to you do not be afraid to have me in the feeling of what it is like?
13, is not seen me cry, you think I am very happy? Zhang Xiaoxuan
14, I still do not know whether I have loved you in the end, but I know that the tears are real, heartache is real, and want to be with you for the rest of your life is also real
15, you like me? I'm not sure if I'm a good person or a good person.
XX, confirmed eyes, I met the right person
XXI, how many people are facing the loved ones and heartache and helpless feeling
XXII, than you need me I need you more.
Twenty-three, you will never know love you in the place you can not see for you to do some things
Twenty-four, [only you and the dream can not live up to]
Twenty-five, you do not know, how many people envy you in my heart position.
Twenty-six, [ your brain has a pit? pit water? water fish? fish can still eat? can still spit bones? will not be stuck?
Twenty-seven, from henceforth from now on, you have only become a symbol, a memory, a I can never touch the pain,,
Twenty-eight, loneliness is a no one to hand the porridge of the heavy cold @
Twenty-nine, trust does not mean that there is no misunderstanding but will always give each other the opportunity to explain the misunderstanding clearly
Thirty, too hard too hurt people hurt themselves, too soft and can not protect themselves, how difficult it is to be able to do while the sharp edges of the warmth overflowing
Thirty-one, she appeared, so that I understand that I completely lost you
Thirty-two, with the love is not as deep as how to know that the non
Thirty-three, when you really like something, but it brings you harm, in fact, this is God in the test of whether you are enough to adhere to
Thirty-four, He put his face hidden under the mask......
Thirty-five, [forced me to the corner of the dead how do you tell me to retreat]
Thirty-six, trust does not mean that there is no misunderstanding but will always give each other the opportunity to explain the misunderstanding clearly
Thirty-seven, miss become the norm, and breathe ****exist
Playing Jieyin's hilarious signatures a great confirmation of the eyes are not able to afford to mess with the people1, The first thing you need to do is to get a good deal of money from the government, and then you have to pay for it.
2, not I vulgar, rich really feel safe.
3, love at first sight is not love at first sight face?
4, do not listen to the words of the old man, happy for days.
5, not single meaningless, is no money single good meaningless.
6, is I become pure, or you become dirty.
7, confirmed that the eyes are unable to mess with the people
8, I heard that like is contagious, you quickly close to me.
9, I hope that tomorrow on the examination room I am more than Chen Duxiu show.
10, you have messed up my heart, it is time to mess up my bed.
11, what is false, only poor is true.
12, do not listen to the old man, happy for years.
13, the South is still the same, there is wine and dogs.
14, the equinox, the points can be divided.
15, before I have love, now only like money.
16, I only love money before I met you.
17, promise me, like me, do not be polite.
18, your chest so big should have two hundred pounds, right?
19, Piggy Peach, I match you.
20, told you how many times, complaining is useless, hold me.
21, Paige brand flashlight, light up your ugly.
22, you are much sweeter than chocolate.
23, the sea of bitterness is endless, do you want to get on my broken boat.
24, live well, every day there is a new blow.
25, you have messed up my heart, when to mess up my bed.
26, face to you my face where to put.
27, masturbation can be rich, life must be simple.
28, even if you break up I'm also your best ex.
29, for ugly people, a close look is a kind of cruelty.
30, good boy, and I cultivate immortality, no love and no desire.
31, once dreamed of the sword to the end of the world, and then too much homework did not go.
32, you can cheat me, but you can not cheat my money.
33, thanks to those who once knocked me down, lying really comfortable.
34, since I saw you, the deer in my heart, got a concussion.
35, you foot in two boats rowing really beautiful.
36, do not let me fall in love early, wait for me thirty can not force marriage.
37, in order to save water, can we bathe together later?
38, I don't want to fall in love again, I just want to go to find happiness.
39, to be a vulgar person, greedy for money and color, keep the right spirit.
40, like me to say out loud, do not be afraid of me embarrassed.
41, see you my possessive overload.
42, every day to worry about today's self is more lovely than yesterday.
43, they say money is a son of a bitch, but he looks really good.
44, cheat my feelings can, cheat my money can not.
45, teenage girls do tired of it, do you want to be a widow.
46, lazy donkeys on the mill shit more.
B: How weird?
A: Oddly good-looking.
2.
A: I have a superpower
B: Huh?
A: Super like you
3.
Kiss me if you don't understand anything.
4.
A: My dream last night came true
B: Dreams still come true?
A: Talking to my favorite person
5.
A: I've been putting up with you for a long time.
B: Che, then what are you going to do
A: Put up with you for the rest of your life.
6.
A: Recently, my chest is so tight.
B: What's wrong?
Is it sick?
A: Because you're stuck in my heart.
7.
A: I think we should go swimming.
B: Why? It's cold, I'm not going.
A: stupid, otherwise how do we fall in love.
8.
A: Have you ever smelled the smell of burning?
B: No. What burning smell? What burning smell?
A: It's the burning of my heart.
B: Why don't you go to heaven?
A: Because you're in the mortal world, silly.
9.
A: I raise you ah
B: Why?
A: Because raising pigs makes you rich.
10.
A: Recently there are rumors that I like you.
B: Ah ！！！！
A: I want to clarify, that's not a rumor.
11.
A: There's only one kind of person I want to be after meeting you.
B: What kind of person?
A: Your kind of person
12.
What kind of door is a door made of wood
Wooden door
What kind of door is a door made of iron
Iron door
And what about a door made of happiness
Happiness door
No, it's us
11.
A: You look especially like a relative of mine.
B: Huh?
A: My mom's son-in-law.
12.
A: What do you wash?
B: Clothes? I can wash anything.
A: Will you like me?
13.
A: I looked in the mirror this morning and wanted to find you
B: I want to give you everything I see lately.
14.
A: Here, I have more than a small cut on my hand
B: So what to do, give you a band-aid?
A: No, you have to add a small cut on your hand too.
B: Why
A: Because then we will be a couple
14.
A: I'll do a magic trick for you
B: What?
A: This is a low value cell phone (black screen), clanking, high value ～ (open the girl's photo Oh)
15.
A: seeing you, my IQ dropped by 50
B: Well, how much was it?
A: 250. or. 570.
16.
A: Weixin open your **** enjoy location ~
B: What? It's so far away
A: Yeah, but my arrow is always pointing at you.
17.
A: Spring is windy and rainy.
B: The day I liked you, there must have been a strong wind, so it blew you into my heart. 18.
A: Can I say good night to you in person~
B: Yes
A: Then. Then you can say it in your own mouth first
19.
A: You're too bad, aren't you?
B: Huh?
A: beautifully uncharacteristic
20.
A: Do you know why I can't finish reading the 26 letters of the alphabet every time I see you?
B: Why?
A: Because you see roar, a b c d e f g h i i i love you
21.
B: Yes
A: No, I'm sure you'll find me
B: Huh?
A: Because if you like someone, you can't hide it
22.
A: Do you know what I like to drink?
B: What?
A: Pampering you wow