Zhao Benshan-Small Shenyang's "Not Bad Money" Full Episode Dialogue (Lines)

Zhao Benshan: This is the most expensive restaurant in Tieling, the Scottish Flirt Maomao: Grandpa, you're reading it backwards, this is the Scottish Flirt, Grandpa, this is very expensive Zhao Benshan: Not afraid, we've got the money, 30,000 yuan, have you got the bag, that's the yellow bag. Mao Mao: Oh, I left it on the bed. ZHAO Benshan: I'm doing something for you, and I left it on the bed. Mao Mao: How much do you have in your pocket? It's just over 70 yuan. ZHAO Benshan: I still have 400 yuan. Mao Mao: It's not enough. ZHAO Benshan: It's enough. ZHAO Benshan: It can be enough. ZHAO Benshan: Waiter. I'm a pure man. ZHAO Benshan: How to wear a skirt. SIU Shenyang: It's not a skirt, it's a seven-quarter pantsuit, which has a leg. ............ Aiya, I was in a hurry to wear the wrong one. Today, please important guests, you must be well entertained Small Shenyang: no problem Zhao Benshan: you this hotel, how much money to eat anxious eyes. Xiao Shenyang: How much does it cost to eat a sharp eye Zhao Benshan: How much does it cost to eat the most expensive points. Xiao Shenyang: How much does it cost for the most expensive points? Zhao Benshan: there is no such case, today's dinner tomorrow to pay the bill Xiao Shenyang: playing the white note ah Zhao Benshan: not playing the white note, we have money. （ZHAO Benshan: No, we all have money. (hands out 100 yuan) SIU Shenyang: What is this for? Zhao Benshan: Give you a tip Shenyang: Master, you're too open, you're too handsome Zhao Benshan: Guests come, when I order food you have to give me a pocket, I want to order expensive food Shenyang: I said ...... no chanting? ZHAO Benshan: You understand too much MAO MAO: Grandpa, I'm hungry ZHAO Benshan: Do you have noodles here? Xiao Shenyang: 78 yuan a bowl Zhao Benshan: So expensive? What kind of noodles? Xiao Shenyang: Scotch marinated noodles. Zhao Benshan: Is the marinade expensive? Xiao Shenyang: the brine is not expensive. Zhao Benshan: first a bowl of brine, the child is hungry Shenyang: Luzi came Duck egg: too salty Zhao Benshan: water no ah? Come and have a bowl of water. Xiao Shenyang: Free water. Zhao Benshan: Just plain water. (Duck Egg eats the lozenges.) Zhao Benshan: Mr. Bi from the Avenue of Stars will be here in a while. You have to give me face, this is the best opportunity in life. I'm going to beat my father on the beach (Old Bi appears) Xiao Shenyang: Aiya, Aiya, aren't you that who? You're that Zhu Jun, no, Bai Yansong isn't, Old Bi, are you Mr. Bi? Mr. Bi is here, alas, alas, alas, alas, come on, people, it's time to run away ZHAO Benshan: What's going on? What's all the noise for, letting the wolves bite? Xiao Shenyang: Mr. Bi, can you take a picture for me? Bi Fu Jian: I'm looking for the father of Zhao Tiezhu, the head of the cultural station in Lotus County ZHAO Benshan: You're looking for the right one, (pointing to Duck Egg), this is Zhao Tiezhu's father. Duck Egg: Zhao Tiezhu is my father. ZHAO Benshan: Aren't you looking for your father? BI FUJIAN: Father. ZHAO Benshan: The county is very grandly decorated, with a large hall, a big room, a big photo in the middle, and flowers all around. BI FUJIAN: Older brother, what color are the flowers? ZHAO BENSHAN: There are white and yellow flowers. The people are waiting for you with pens, excited and crying BI FUJIAN: Let's go to the township ZHAO BENSHAN: The township set me up, first eat a meal in Tieling, guests as hosts, you follow my arrangements SIU SHENYANG: Mr. Bi take a picture of me BI FUJIAN: You're a male waiter, the boy looks too euphemistic ZHAO BENSHAN: We're from the same hometown, you are not from Dalian BI FUJIAN: Yes. Zhao Benshan: We are relatives, my grandfather lives in Dalian BI FUJIAN: What's his name? MAO MAO: Closed Court BI FUJIAN: Your grandfather is very good at mahjong ZHAO BENSHAN: Look, his smile is very much like the photo of your grandfather when he left, and the child is close to his grandfather, so quickly call him good MAO MAO: Good day to the master. Bifujian: I haven't given you any New Year's money for the New Year's Eve Xiao Shenyang: Mr. Bi, we haven't taken any pictures yet Zhao Benshan: Order first Xiao Shenyang: What if you run away after dinner Zhao Benshan: Just order it Bifujian: We'll just eat anything Zhao Benshan: Now that we're rich, you can eat as much as you like, how much money can you eat? Bifujian: Whatever you want Zhao Benshan: Australian abalone, four Xiao Shenyang: I'm sorry, I don't have any. Zhao Benshan: Australian lobster Xiao Shenyang: not so big Zhao Benshan: how big. Xiao Shenyang: only a catty or so. Zhao Benshan: a catty more than there Shenyang: is there ...... or not ah Zhao Benshan: this restaurant you say it Shenyang: that no. Bi Fujian: shark fins more do not point Zhao Benshan: there are also do not eat, I eat shark fins once stuck, and finally to the hospital with tweezers out. Your hotel has nothing, it's not easy to come here once, find your boss out Little Shenyang: no Zhao Benshan: the boss is not there either Little Shenyang: the boss has gone out Zhao Benshan: what to eat ah Bifujian: a little bit of home-cooked meal Zhao Benshan: to folk, children, a small pheasant stewed mushrooms Little Shenyang: no Zhao Benshan: this one can be there Little Shenyang: this one is really not there Zhao Benshan: to bring the brought here Bi Fujian: wild chicken no No pheasant. Zhao Benshan: Stew this one, you idiot! ZHAO Benshan: I said order a stupid egg SIU Shenyang: No ZHAO Benshan: I have BI Fu Jian: Brother, next time the restaurant, the materials are all their own ZHAO Benshan: here point what nothing, a few dishes, two, to give a little opportunity to Mr. Bi came to your restaurant, you have to show that? Xiao Shenyang: give a gift, moncler outlet store how you are so stingy, one did not point, we also have to take a ride. Zhao Benshan: I ordered abalone, lobster, you do not have a number in mind, small Shenyang: there is no, you do not have a number in mind, (Zhao Benshan want to quarrel) small Shenyang: do not quarrel quarrel, a moment in case to have to do what ah My age is small, the person's life is very short, there is a time to sleep with the sleep is the same, the eyes are closed, a struggle, a day passed, good ~~~~ eyes are closed, do not struggle, this life has passed, good ~~~~~ Bifujian: incisive. Zhao Benshan: pithy what, he is the fart essence Xiao Shenyang: money is something outside the body, what is the most painful thing for people, people died, the money is not spent. ZHAO Benshan: The most painful thing is that people live, money is gone. You first do these dishes to go. Xiao Shenyang: This is too stingy. Zhao Benshan: dishes to do for a while, duck eggs came, from childhood is a full of art bacteria Bi Fu Jian: is the art cell Zhao Benshan: to see if you can go on your "Avenue of Stars". BI FUJIAN: I figured it out, old brother, you picked me up here just to get your granddaughter on the Avenue of Stars. Zhao Benshan: Waiter, get the karaoke microphone. Bi Fujian: According to our rules, report yourself Zhao Benshan: Start from the front, don't be nervous Mao Mao: I'm from the big city of Tieling Lotus Chishui Gouzi, my name is Duck Egg, I'm in a very impulsive mood today, the sun shines brightly tonight, and it's cloudy tonight turning to clear. Xiaoshenyang: ah mama, report the weather forecast ah Mao Mao: mood from cloudy to clear, why ah, I found my master, my master is too good to take me on the Avenue of Slippery Light. Bi Fujian: "Avenue of Stars" Mao Mao: I'm very grateful to my master for giving me this opportunity, thank you so much, really can take me to the Avenue, I thank you eight generations of ancestors, I thank you on behalf of eight generations of ancestors, I will never forget you in this life, I will not let you go even if I am a ghost. Zhao Benshan: The child is trying to get back at you, no no~~~Reimbursement~~~No no~~~Reimbursement, know the kindness, go out and can't forget you, come on, sing Li Guyi's "Tibetan Plateau". MAO MAO: That's Li Na's, (live singing of "Tibetan Plateau") ZHAO BENSHAN: Don't sing the middle one, sing the back one. BI FUJIAN: You're not very old, but your voice is really high. ZHAO BENSHAN: Sing another one. MAO MAO: Grandpa, today's food is a little salty. ZHAO BENSHAN: Come on, play the one in the back that's even crying and singing, and even crying and talking. Bi Fujian: Wait a minute, even crying with say okay, speak award speech, "Avenue of Stars" is a true story, not yet on the Beijing, on the award speech. Zhao Benshan: his old man here, I have no psychological bottom? I said three numbers, she will cry, you really finished, with the old man has feelings, the old man photo here. MAO MAO: cry ...... ZHAO BENSHAN: this child, really finished, laugh what. Mao Mao: too funny Bi Fu Jian: not to mention, talent is good, singing is good. Xiao Shenyang: It's not bad, if I can get on like this, I can get on too. Zhao Benshan: you to that, small Shenyang: on the "Avenue of Stars" Zhao Benshan: you on the kang can not, but also the Avenue of Stars, this is the art circle of the small Shenyang: you let me sing one, Zhao Benshan: not let you sing small Shenyang: not let me sing, I will explain your business Zhao Benshan: you have to say @# ￥#@#%......! #! ~BI FUJIAN: You start to say it, or report yourself SIU Shenyang: I have the same destiny (sensitive word), there is also a master surnamed Bi ZHAO Benshan: You pull it down ~~! @#￥ BI FUJIAN: What will you do SI Shenyang: I will do a parody, BI FUJIAN: Parody who SI Shenyang: Liu Huan teacher BI FUJIAN: Parody that paragraph SI Shenyang: "I and you" ZHAO Benshan: Just sing it BI FUJIAN: It's the name of the song called "I and you", sing it! Xiao Shenyang: I and you, heart to heart ...... Mamma singing myth up Zhao Benshan: pull back, sing off, serve it Xiao Shenyang: I'll re-sing one, I'll sing one of Knifelang's Zhao Benshan: You sing Shithell Lang Xiao Shenyang: Knifelang is the name of the singer, Knifelang is the name of the singer Bifujian: You're going to re-sing one more Xiao Shenyang: I'm also going to sing the "Starry Night" Ah Bao song. Avenue" by A Bao. （Bifujian: What is your name Little Shenyang: My Chinese name is called Little Shenyang Bifujian: There are foreign names Little Shenyang: My English name is called Little ~ ~ ~ Shen ~ ~ Yang ~ ~ Zhao Benshan: English name is called Little ~ ~ loss ~ ~ sample Bifujian: Where are you from, Little Shenyang: I am Lotus Village Bifujian: Your son told me to look for Little Shenyang, that's him, tomorrow with me in Beijing on the "Avenue of Stars"! Zhao Benshan: dishes are stewed for you, you do not give me face also give her old man face, to not let his old man meet with you, you go on the Internet to see the news, the click rate is very high, it said the duck egg is her. Bi Fu Jian: Oh ~ ~ ~ ~ he is the duck egg ah Bi Fu Jian: Immediately on the food, today's meal I wrapped, my treat, duck egg, tomorrow you follow the big brother on the "Avenue of Stars", you get a combination is called not bad. Maomao: Can I go too Bi Fu Jian: Yes. Maomao: Thank you, Master. Xiao Shenyang: Thank you. Zhao Benshan: ...... that's what ............ Didn't you say "Avenue of Stars" is the people's stage? They all want it, piggyback me on it. Bi Fu Jian: There is also your name on the Internet. Zhao Benshan: There is no check chant, in addition to tell you, a treasured secret for a long time, in fact, my grandfather is also surnamed Bi.