Humor and funny sentences with pictures: boss, bracing for death is not considered a work injury?

1. Boss, is bracing for death a workplace injury?

2. What's wrong with being ugly, I can't see myself, it's you who are disgusting.

3. Have a daughter-in-law are holding tight, I want to start shaking the microblogging.

4. Sometimes I say? I am very good? I just want someone to look me in the eye and hug me tightly and say, "I know you're not good," but I don't know if I'm good enough. I know you're not fine. and then take out a wad of money and shove it in my arms.

5. I'm going to hold my grandchildren. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on a new one, and you'll be able to do that.

This is the first time I've ever seen a man with the same name, and I've never seen him with the same name.

6. I wish you a sudden accident biting your tongue when you talk about me behind my back

7. Let men interested in the six artifacts are: 1, leopard print 2, short skirts, 3, stockings, 4, boots, 5, steel pipe 6, seductive eyes? The only one who meets this condition is the Monkey King!

8.? Yesterday I watched a ghost movie with my best friend she actually cried in fear hahahaha, what a coward! If I had not fainted from fear I would have laughed hard at her! Ha ha ha?

9. Find a husband must find Thai people! They are rich and generous, because they meet the first sentence is: brush my drop card.

10. My girlfriend's answer instantly made me lose my temper

11. Don't want to take your own photo as your avatar, because if you go offline, it will be very unlucky.

12. neighborhood amazons in order not to affect the neighborhood residents, invented with Bluetooth headset square dance, last night downstairs to buy things, found the square a silence, dozens of amazons with a smile, dancing, I go, than before, but also scary ah.

13. In the middle of the night, pick up the phone to play, however, the goddess sent a message: ? Do my boyfriend good? I fuck, I am that kind of person? I immediately back:? You TM roll, my bunk so like you you even so to him! Then I directly pulled her number black. Returned the phone to the upper bunk and went to sleep!

14. spent 30,000 yuan to buy a piece of jade in the Qing Dynasty, was mom broke his leg.