Very funny jingle, short, very funny!

Haier, Sincerity Forever --Haier Electrical Appliances

Peony is good, but you still need your lover to like it --Peony TV set

Provincial Excellence, Ministry Excellence, Ge You?

Shuanghui Ham Sausage

Sufficient for Everyday Life -- Sohu

Very Coke, Very Choice -- Very Coke

Are you still in two minds? --Hewlett-Packard Business Computers

Who makes my heart sing? --FM365 website

Nongfushanquan is a bit sweet --Nongfushanquan

Men should have their own voices --Alcatel mobile phones

Beyond the picture quality of elegance, value printing life --Epson printers

For the sake of her, the Epson printer

The Epson printer is a great choice. p>

For her holiday, offer your heart of pure gold! --Jewelry

Light charm (send) fragrant temptation --Kyocera TG200 mobile phone

Wyeth's new packaging Comprehensive nutritional protection --Wyeth Pharmaceuticals

Don't hurt me, I'm a little tree;

Sapling fast growth;

Please cherish every drop of water;

Don't be in the civilization of the score, with an uncivilized

Don't use the hallway as a runway.

Come in a hurry, go in a rush, civilization is in your hands

Anything is possible. ------ Li Ning

Nothing is impossible. ------ Adidas

My place, my master. ------Movement

Nothing out of the ordinary. -------- Metersbonwe

Diamonds are forever, and one is forever

Body is not moving, heart is far away

People need to dress up, and beauty needs to be brightly decorated

Everyone is better than the others

Creative is good enough to be savored

One second to eat the milky flavor Oh.

Longing for the long-lost freshness of life, I searched for the memories of my teenage years. I realized that as long as there is you at the table, I will be there! The 10km was a repeat of the 10km, a repeat of the pace, a repeat of the breathing, not a repeat of myself. NIKE Hong Kong 10K Challenge 03

Yesterday, your body said to you, "I don't want to sit still; today, you say to your body, "I shouldn't sit still"! Nike Woman

Build a road with different road signs Nike image advertisement

No best, only better

One of my brothers let out a fart~! He said proudly to himself: "To be cool by yourself" (Pepsi)

I covered my nose and said: "That's the flavor" (Master Kong)

1, German Volkswagen: "Small is is good."

2, Coca-Cola: "Enjoy the fresh moment."

3, Marlboro cigarettes: "Marlboro man."

4, Nike: "Say it and do it."

5, McDonald's: "You deserve a day off."

6, DiBiase: "Diamonds are forever, and one will last forever."

7, General Electric: "GE brings the good life."

8, table Zhang frequency? Wine: "Wonderful flavor unspeakable."

9, Clairo hair dye: "She used it? She didn't use it?"

10, Avis: "We're working on it."

11, FedEx: "Fast-legged handyman."

12, Apple Computer: "1984."

13, Alka-Schultz: "Multiple ads."

14, Pepsi: "Pepsi, just the right flavor."

15, Mack's Coffee: "Drops of flavor, can't get enough."

16, Ivory Soap: "99 and 44/100 percent pure."

17, American Jet: "Do you know me?"

18, U.S. Military Recruiting Service: "Become a full material."

19, Anacin Painkiller: "Fast, fast, fast results."

20, The Rolling Stones: "It feels real."

21, Pepsi: "The choice of a new generation."

22, Hathaway Shirt: "The man who wears Hathaway."

23, Boma razor: "The signature formation by the highway road."

24, American Burger King: "Take it on the road."

25, Campbell's Gumbo: "Yummy, Mom."

26, U.S. Forest Service: "Little brown bear in a narrow-brimmed hat with the word "Smokey," "You can prevent forest fires."

27. Budweiser: "This Budweiser is for you."

28, MAIDERFORM: "I dream of going shopping in my own MAIDERFORM bra."

29, VICTOR LANGUAGE MACHINE COMPANY: "Masterful sound."

30, Cai? s ν harmonic pour? Thorns according to the exhausted? The cone? Halo which fried Α!

31, Raspberry Soap: "Polished skin, not to be touched."

32, Benson. Hergers 100th Anniversary: "Our shortcomings."

33, National Biscuit Company: "UNEEDA BISCUITS'BOY IN BOOTS."

34, Power Battery: "Power Bunny."

35, 傺我倒 司:"Salt as rain."

36, Chanel perfume: "Share this dream."

37, Ford "Saturn" series: "different company, different car."

38, Crest toothpaste: "Look, mom, no cavities."

39, Mars chocolate: "Dissolve only in your mouth, not in your hands."

40, TIMEX: "One bite is unforgettable."

41, Chevrolet cars: "See America in your Chevrolet."

42, Calvin Klein: "Between me and my Calvins, there's nothing."

43, Reagan's bid for a second term as U.S. president: "It's another springtime for America."

44, Winston Tobacco: "Winston, good taste in good cigarettes."

45, National Music School: "When I sat down on the piano bench, they all laughed at me until I started to play.

46, Camel Cigarettes: "I walked a mile to buy this pack of Camel Cigarettes.""

47, Wendy's hamburgers: "Where's the beef?"

48, Anti-solution: "Always a female concubine, never a bride.""

49, Cadillac cars: "Be a leader some head!!!?

50, "America the Beautiful" campaign: "Crying Indians."

51, Charmin: "Don't crowd Charmin!"

52, Wheat One: "Breakfast of champions."

53, Coca-Cola: "Real Coca-Cola."

54, Greyhound Coach Company: "Only the fun of riding in a car, not the exhaustion of driving."

55, Kelekian rice curry: "Bite into it, dry dry dry."

56, Polaroid ready to shoot: "It's that simple."

57, Gillette razor: "Look light, feel cool."

58, Levisley Bread: "Don't have to be Jewish to like Levisley Bread."

59, Piper Sodan toothpaste: "You may wonder where the yellow spots went."

60, Good Luck Cigarettes: "Just for luck, not sweetness."

61, Seven Happiness soda: "It's not Coke."

62, Vesco cleaner: "Please put it on your collar."

63, Sunsweet Prunes: "A dot today will be a wrinkle tomorrow."

64, Life Cereal: "Hello, McGee."

65, Hertz Car Rental: "Let Hertz take you on the road."

66, Foster Grant Foods: "What's behind the Foster Grant?"

67, Quite a Broiler: "Let a tough guy make a fluffy spiced chicken."

68, Howmark (London Gold Trades Union, UK): "To the point of caring, true gold expresses itself."

69, Flower Girl brand sheets: "A buck well spent."

70, Greensboro Group: "Jackson Heights Apartments."

71, Sternwill Piano: "The immortal instrument."

72, Levi's Jeans: "501 Blue."

73, Blake Grama Great Lakes Fur: "么活在传奇里?"

74, Blue Nun Wine: Steele. Mira.

75, Mb Beer: "From the land of sky-blue water."

76, Quaker Oatmeal: "SHOT FROM GUNS."

77, ESPN Sports: "This is SportsCenter."

78, Molson Beer: "Laughing couples."

79, California Milk Promotion Board: "Drinking milk yet?"

80, American Telegraph and Telephone: "Contact to your heart's content."

81, Blaircreem Hair Cream: "Use a little at a time."

82, Carling Black Label Beer: "Hey, Maybelle have a bottle of Black Label."

83, Suzuki cars: "Lying Joe."

84, BMW: "The ultimate driver's seat."

85, Texaco Oil: "Trust your car to this star, and you can rest as easy as you want."

86, Coca-Cola: "Always Coca-Cola."

87, Xerox copier: "It's a miracle."

88, Bartos & Joyce Wine Cooler: "Frank and Eddie" folk duet.

89, Danno Sour Milk: "Old Man in Russia."

90, Volvo cars: "In Sweden, the career of an ordinary car."

91, 6-word motel chain: "We leave a light on for you."

92, Jill-0 Restaurant Desserts: "Bill Cosby and the Kids."

93, International Business Machines: "Chaplin's Little Tramp image."

94, U.S. Travelers Association: "Glilla the Gorilla."

95, Defenders of Power: "The Medicine Cabinet."

96, Maybell's Instant Breakfast: "I'm 40 today, and I want my Maybell."

97, Bafoline Drugs: "Wildly beating heart."

98, Wrigley's Shirt: "My friend, Joe. Helmquist, is now a horse."

99, Jan. Robicam Advertising: "Impact."

Big Red Eagle -- We are indomitable, Big Red Eagle, the spirit of the new age! --Big Red Eagle, Eagle of Victory!

New products upstream -- you have me, new products upstream!

Five series--Hold on to the hand of May 1, always be friends!

International May Day--International May Day, the style of Wenzhou people!

Red Golden Dragon--Sunrise in the East, red golden dragon!

White Sand Series--Crane Dance White Sand, My Heart Flies!

General Series--Snap your fingers and show your general's true colors!

Liqun series--Liqun, always benefit the masses!

Welcome Pine--Welcome Pine, the evergreen tree of friendship!

Sun Island - under the same blue sky, *** enjoy Sun Island!

The Great Hall of the People--The Great Hall of the People, the past is like smoke, the memory of the past!

Golden Sage--Kungfu to natural success!

Orient - Sunrise in the East, the splendor of heaven and earth!

Ride the wind--The great waves are riding on the wind!

Cosmos--Maji's words have spread to the "cosmos"!

Hibiscus King -- Hibiscus blooming flowers blooming a king!

Hibiscus King - Hibiscus bloomed and blossomed in a king!

Red Xin'anjiang - Xin'anjiang, a different fragrance!

A world - the heart of the world ......

Jin Sheng - Jin Sheng. The merit to the natural success!

Gold Medal Seven Pearly Wolves--Gold Medal Seven Pearly Wolves, men's style!

YiPin HuangShan--YiPin HuangShan sky high!

Spring Thunder--Spring Thunder is a sound that shakes the sky!

YiPingMei--YiPingMei's fragrance fills the world!

Tianzhijiaozi - the world's treasures panda jiaozi

Changbai Mountain - a taste of Changbai Mountain more think of the northern country!

True Dragon--Successful achievement of the true dragon!

Whitesands--The crane dances on the white sand, my heart flies!

Seven Wolves--Dance with the wolf ****, show the hero's true colors!

Furongwang--Transmit the value, fulfillment of you and me!

China - love my China!

Red Rose - a red rose in the hand, unlimited Wensin enjoy!

Monkey King - the brand of the successful!

The good cat - heart with the good cat intention to indulge the sky high!

Princess - Princess of true love my heart eternal!

Platinum Yuxi - the belly with poetry!

Platinum Hongtashan - the mountain is high for the peak!

Yuxi - green mountains, green water, jasper into a stream!

Century Hongtashan--Fiery red days, shining life!

Divine Colt--Once the divine colt arrives, the smoke burns with a smile!

Mellow Red Plum - old friends, there is always a new feeling!

Congratulations on the new year - Timothy Timothy, congratulations on the new year!

Ashima - bells and whistles are specialized, and the temperament is superb!

Jewel - new feeling, new flavor!

Nanjing--Taste Nanjing spit out the luxury!

Sequoia - the outstanding sequoia tree, beyond the field between!

Yipinmei--Aromatic dedication to the community, the true love of the world!

Golden Leaf--Golden Leaf, accompanied by the golden cause!

Master Trespassing--Master Trespassing is bold, ahead of the times!

Luoyan - Nine dragons flying Luoyan is bright!

Small Wave Bottom - the taste of successful men!

MARLBORO--Man Always Remember Love Because Of Romantic Only!

MARLBORO--Leaping Horses and Running Wild, this is the world of Marlboro--Welcome to the world of Marlboro!

KENT - KENT - KissEasyNotTeach!

American Camel - The mysterious camel is coming.

Cuban "Havana Cigars" - Do you want real love? Please find a cigar roller!

American "Winston" cigarettes - Smoke American Winston and enjoy the American spirit.

American "Ken" cigarettes - America's Goddess of Liberty.

Governor cigarettes - the thinker's filter, the smoker's pleasure.

"Moore" cigarettes - unusual shape of the advertisement - thin, long and brown in color.

A beauty parlor hangs a sign advertising, "Please do not flirt with the woman who just walked out of our salon,

she may be your grandmother."

An advertisement for a French language course says:

"If you listen to a lesson and find that you don't like it, you can ask for a refund of your tuition, but you must speak in French."

A Hong Kong cosmetics company advertises, "Get rid of the 'spots' before it's too late, please don't leave the 'pimples' behind."

An American newspaper ran this ad:

Hiring female secretaries: looks like a wonderful girl, thinks like a grown man, handles like a mature lady, and works like a donkey!"

Advertisement for eye drops: "After putting this eye drop, turn your eyes a few times to spread the eye drop all over the world."

Advertisements on tombstones

Scotland has a tombstone with an inscription that reads: "Here lies Hermetic McTavish.

His grieving wife inherited his thriving business, the Vegetable Store,

The store is on Highway 11 and is open daily until 8 p.m."

On the wall of a barbershop is an ad that reads, "Don't think you've lost your hair, think of it as you've won your face

."

The English country barbershop erected a wooden sign at the end of a bridge that read, "Gentlemen, I want your heads."

Give me the best oh!!!!