2. One day, Zebra and his son went for a road trip. Suddenly halfway down the highway, her son disappeared. She then began to look for it, and as soon as she got to the crosswalk next to the highway turned suddenly cried out and said, "My son, that goddamned crushed you into this!"
3. You have to eat enough, go to bed early, do not rely on their ugly look can stay up as late as you like.
4. Animal school was in session and the elephant was late. The teacher said angrily, "Why did you come until now? Why don't you just don't come." The elephant said, "The truth may be late, but it will never be absent."
5. My friend cried to me, saying that she often fell out of love because she was too poor. I immediately despaired of this society: the same poor, why can he have a girlfriend?
6. Since I got a tan, my face looks better, my teeth are whiter, and I don't blush when I drink.
7. Whenever I see the circle of friends of my ex-girlfriend tanned her boyfriend's photo I hurt, after all, break up for six months, to help her buy the Apple X is still in installments!
8. Center parting to see the nose, Qi bangs to see the face, oblique bangs to see the temperament, no bangs to see the features, I am suitable for masked.
9. In the future, you must be better to your boyfriend, after all, he is the best vision in the world.
10. Why is paralyzed on the couch in his own home is lazy, but paralyzed on the beach in the attractions is vacation?
11.My husband and I were very close, and every night when we went to bed, he would use his arm as a pillow for me and hold me tightly to fall asleep. Then he got frozen shoulder . I got cervical spondylosis.
12. Never envied those who drove a luxury car, because my car is more expensive than theirs, that is, my wife sent me a shopping cart!
13. If you brush your teeth with nausea and dry heaves, then stop brushing your teeth in the mirror.
14. A woman rejected a man 99 times, the hundredth confession man: I love you, promise me good? The woman was in tears "I promise you! The man snapped" a big mouth on the fan past, damn old man put together a whole how so difficult ......
15. brothers will betray you, money will tempt you, life will be difficult for you, only high numbers will not, and how to learn will not.
16. Can money buy happiness? Money itself is happiness.
17.Roar what? Believe it or not I'll give you some color? I'll give you some color! Look, this is green, next to this is yellow!
18. Dad, mom, the parent-teacher conference to be calm, to face the teacher calmly provoke your relationship with me, I'm your biological, you believe me or believe him
19. Ramen store counter, a beautiful girl is waiting in line. When it came to her, the ramen master asked: Do you want thick or thin? The girl replied: I'll eat whatever you pull.
20.The teacher asked: There is a kind of horse in the world which consists of black and white colors. Xiaoming: QR code! Teacher: Get out!
21.I think the square dancers should hold electric mosquito swatters, and get rid of the people at the same time while exercising.
22. People lose weight and reduce the waist and buttocks, why do you have to start from the brain cells?
23. In the elevator, Xiaoming let out a very loud fart, Xiaogang pinched his nose with one hand and pointed to the sign on the elevator, saying: "Can't you see that it says "be careful and put it lightly"?
24. On a snowy day, a reporter interviewed a woman on the street: "What do you think the snowstorm has done to your life?" Auntie: "The impact is too great! First of all, you have to see clearly, I am your grandpa!"