Humorous Greeting SMS Sentences Selected

1. I hope you are as happy as a kettle on the stove every day, with your butt burning hot, but still blowing a happy whistle and bubbling with happiness! I wish you a happy new year!

2, the Spring Festival, the hat to your head off, wife to see you laugh, beauty to you to hold, money towards you floating, happy you shout: to, to, to ......

3, to dare the New Year is not happy, I will play your face into the color screen, head into the vibration, ear into the *** of the whole body into a straight plate, depression into the flip, if you still dare to play into the second-hand.

4, live really tired: the car has to queue up, love you and suffer, eat no flavor, drink easily drunk, earn money to pay taxes! Even send a text message to the piglet still have to charge! I wish you a happy new year.

5, the New Year, send you a pair of couplets! The first couplet: the food, the drink, don't worry about it. Bottom line: soak in the bath, look at the table, comfortable for a second is a second. The crossword: happy!

6, on the class, you are the boss; on the occupation, you are white-collar; on the ability, you are the backbone; on the talent, you are elite. Therefore, we all sincerely praise you are: old, white, bone, elite! Hahaha ...... Happy Chinese New Year!

7, the Spring Festival has arrived to send my greetings in Japanese: pot you have to wash wow, bowl you have to wash wow, pot and bowl you have to wash wow! Chinese translation: Happy Holidays! Happy days!

8. Freeze! Hands up, recognize the left side of the station, do not recognize the right side of the station, want to laugh in the middle of the station. I'm not sure what you're talking about! Quickly put down the phone, hands on the head against the wall to stand, carefully listen to me: I wish you a happy new year!

9, the Spring Festival is approaching: buy a Mercedes-Benz to send you too expensive, ask you to travel abroad to waste, about your sea to eat a meal to hurt your stomach, send you a rose misunderstanding, to give you a passionate kiss is not right! Only text message blessings happy affordable.

10, I trust a most reliable mosquito to find you, it will tell you I want you very much, and ask it to kiss you for me, because I can not get close to you, I hope you do not use mosquito coils and mosquito killers, because it will send a lot of "red packets" for me to you.

11, loaded with a car full of happiness, let peace drive the road, abandon all the worries, let happiness surround you, store all the warmth, will be the cold to drive away, release a lifetime of true love, so that happiness will always smile at you! The first day of the New Year, you can eat dumplings!

12, there are always some things can not be forgotten, there are always some people in the side of the haunting, meet is so marvelous, life is so beautiful, the work is certainly important, the mood should also be adjusted, send a text message, as if it is a happy harassment. Happy New Year!

13, meet by chance, have a chance is not easy. Maybe it's destined to be, and it's a shame to miss it. I know the pain of lovesickness, the heart is hard to say all. The Chinese New Year is approaching, when will I see you?

14, the Spring Festival, you will be fierce winds of money, hard rain of money, hail of gold and silver hail, diamond ice, long emerald trees, hanging pearl frost, agate fruit, be careful to be smashed!

15, the New Year to send you three chocolates: the first Dove - look forward to you get all the happiness in the world; the second Golden Emperor - wish you in the golden years of life in the emperor; the third piece of Cadbury - wish you good luck in the year of the hundred things!

16, open sleepy eyes, the whole night's sleep dispersed; stretching comfortable waist, a day of happy report; drink a cup of sweet morning tea, happy footsteps set off; send a good morning text message, the will of happiness firm. Wish you a good morning!

17, buddy, have a slot today? Outside the air can be really fresh ah, the bird can be really happy ah, pack up, come out to spread the joy of it! You're out? Why can't I see you? The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on some of the most popular products and services in the world, and then you'll be able to get your hands on some of the most popular ones.

18, with a ray of sunrise to wake you up, with a rooster let you open the window, with a wisp of wind to give you a cool, with a piece of music for you to stretch your heart, with a text message to send you blessings unmatched: a new day, a new hope, a new beginning, everything goes smoothly! I'm not sure if you're a good person, but I'm a good person.

19, the sun shines through your curtains, when you open your eyes, receive my message to you, to bring you a gentle blessing, may it every minute and every second to bring happiness and luck! Good morning!

20, good morning, silly smile, fatigue and unhappy are laughing away. Nutritional breakfast to eat well, the body strong to help you earn money. May your career rise to wealth, sweet love more than one day. Blessings always arrive earlier than others: good morning!

21, time like water, wasted years, the only constant is that strong attachment; Silent morning, lonesome breeze, want to say is that warm words of knowledge. The first thing I want to say is that I'm not going to be able to do anything about it, but I'm going to be able to do something about it.

22, calm is both compassionate, gentle is both good; no fight is both friendly, forgiveness is both put down. Every morning, is the reason to be free, separated from the past and the present, the past is the beginning of the forgetting, just to say to you: "Good morning."

23, time flows like water, every day of joy and sorrow, every moment of happiness and sadness, many have disappeared in the waves, nowhere to find. The only friend, always accompanied by the left and right, I wish happy every day. I'm not going to be able to do that.

24, grab a ray of morning light, gently caress the face, bring fresh all day; may you open your sympathetic eyes, happiness floats to the ear, to you gently said: friends, good morning!

25, the annual plan is the morning, the early bird has a worm to eat. The lazy pig quickly get up, the god of wealth is knocking on the door. Lazy pig quickly get up, happiness waiting for you. A good night's sleep will be a success this morning, and everything will be fine. I'm not going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it," he said.

26, may the first ray of sunshine to bring you a hundred times the spirit, may the first greetings to bring you refreshed, may the first sentence will not make you God nervous, the first sentence is 'good morning'!

27, get up in the morning and stretch, smile in the mirror, say good morning will smile, stress all throw no worries, brush your teeth, wash your face and hum a little song, happy day to, greetings quite a lot in this day, good morning life wish you good. I'm not going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it.

28, the beginning of the flood history, Cangjie create words very hard, Confucius and Mencius etiquette is very decent, now the socialist culture body, literacy and etiquette is the theme of the cell phone text message to pass my intention to get up every day is a must, fear of disturbing the dream of the nobleman, had to do "Hu Han San", the boss of the "good morning! "The first thing you need to do is to get out of bed and get out of the house.

29, the dead leaves fall, the geese fly south, thin clothes do not win the cold. The rain is a trip, the wind is a thought, deep love a few. Greetings are warm and caring. In late fall, the clothes should be added to add, relax and sleep well, I wish you health as you wish!

30, your smile, I've seen, once enchanted beings; your happiness, I passed by, to see you get away with it; your pain, I promise, immediately catch up with all; your good luck, God said, more than imagined! I wish you all the best.

31, by my repeated consultations, your happiness column has been fixed! Your wealth, sponsored exclusively by the God of Fortune; your smile, released on behalf of the Mona Lisa; your pain, diverted to the jug mouth waterfall; your happiness, beware of the crowd jealousy!

32, the sky white clouds fly ah fly, the ground beauty to chase you; God of Fortune Rascal with you, the big red banknotes into a heap; small wine to drink people intoxicated, which cares about the winter and the spring sunshine; night and night music and song heart of the United States, I wish you happiness for thousands of years!

33, every day to see you laugh, every day to talk with you, happy eyes like starlight shining; every day waiting for you to get off work, every day to eat with you, happy fragments like white clouds in the sky. It is good to have you, bless my love youth and beauty, good luck and peace.

34, flowers are beautiful, but also let people extraordinarily favorite, and you follow her, there will be happy days, I think deep in her heart must have flowers like beautiful memories. When, I will hear you and her beautiful past and more beautiful future, I think after the dream of her, will be more let you hold.

35, the warmth of the morning sun, a bright smile; fragrant golden chrysanthemums, beautiful mood seconds; red maple leaves, said the good; happy play, abandoned the trouble; lazy weekend, warm nest, piglet sleeping!

36, maple leaves, proof of the existence of autumn; golden chrysanthemums, proof of the beauty of autumn; autumn water, proof of the sentimentality of autumn; autumn moon, proof of the romance of autumn; SMS, proof of my thoughts; you, proof that the fool is there; haha!

37, the weather in late fall is changing, take care of the body to pay attention to the heavy dew and frost cold cold attack, morning and evening to keep warm and hard to add clothes, regulate the mood of less anxious, maintain a happy to keep in mind, attentive care to you, I wish you peace and good health. I wish you good luck!

38, the autumn wind is cool, silk cold wind whisking autumn worry; yellow leaves fall, long dance fade worry; geese flying south, line line fatigue away; golden chrysanthemums brilliant, Duo Duo for you to smile open; text message to send a message, words and phrases to warm the heart; I wish you well!

39, a trickle of water, for you to brush away the worries of the red dust; green grass, for you to bring the flavor of the soil; bright moon, for you to spread a happy smile; light blessings, for you to send a refreshing wonderful. May you be happy, a lifetime of peace!

40, the sun wiped my thoughts, to warm the sight of your search; fallen leaves painted my attachment, and your lonely dance; air dyed my call, and hide the tiredness of your work. My friend, blessing you is the most favorite thing to do, and always without annoyance. Wish you joy every day.

41, blessing thoughts like wine, to friends and relatives and good friends, this love is better than the wine aroma, ten thousand love pulse flow, may you pull up the hand of happiness, stride forward, a lifetime of happiness and no worries, good luck and good luck with you until the end of days.

42, to dream not to fantasize, to *** do not pretend, life needs to constantly strive. To be decisive and not arbitrary, to be frank and not confused, life needs to be happy breath. Fully recognize themselves, sense of life, in order to make themselves more happy and happy.

43, pick the clouds, may ease around you; pick flowers, may sweetness bloom in your heart; lead to the spring, may be cozy beside you; send a text message, may be happy in your body for life. I wish you happiness every day, happiness and well-being!

44, the time is like running water, floating for several years. Walked through the end is memory, look back to see you in front. Slowly ask you a sentence, whether you remember ten years ago. Owe me silver *** three taels, but also we together three hundred years.

45, eating delicious snacks, humming tuneless tunes, watching the unknown TV, thinking about the borderline fantasy, by the way, send a harassment text message to harass you, how are you, okay! I wish you happiness!

46, a shooting star flashes, instantly ignite the world's light; a flower blossom instantly, colorful and colorful throughout the cold autumn; a true love stage, warm and bright dark night sky; a good blessing, hanging with every moment. I wish you all the best!

47, the breeze caresses the dew drop, the words of blessing to you; flowers bloom brightly ten million, each is you and me; autumn bright sunny days, give you the warmth of love infinity; a text message born of dream, sincere blessings to the longest day to forever!

48, always want to let the sunshine moment warm you, always want to let the dew moment moisturize you, always want to let the text message moment blessing you, may be helpless to see you flee, such as the intention of your extra care, happiness to you gently embrace you, health accompanied by you into the fast lane of peace.

49, hold a pair of hands, the warmth of love ten fingers together; with a cavity will, ten years to grind a sword; walk a section of the road, the cause of step by step high; seek a party wealth, wealth rolled in; no matter how tired and busy, greetings, don't forget: I wish you happiness and health!

50, golden sunshine, so that the heart of the overflowing warmth; red maple leaves, so that the flow of thoughts fingertips; blue sea, so that the warmth of the space filled; lush forests, so that the happiness of the more intense. Friends, I wish you a happy and unlimited late fall!

51, look at the blue sky and white clouds, enjoy the leisure; look at the green mountains and green water, forget the trivial harassment; listen to the wind and water, so the mood is not annoyed; forget the pressure of irritability, so that the mood is free. Friends, late fall cool wind attack, may happiness accompany you!

52, the wind blew away the petals, also blew away the rush of the years, but blowing away my earnest attachment, this windy season, I am still in the bottom of my heart shouting, a piece of blessing as a kite was flown in the memory of the sky, and has never been stranded, I wish you accompanied by my blessings to spend the season with the wind.

53, separation is a test, may love than gold, distance is honed, may love deep friendship far, greetings are silk thread, traction to send warmth, blessing is a tie, the heart of the love is constantly, long time do not meet, incomparable miss, text message to you, do not come back to me is a bad guy.

54, the Spring Festival to send my greetings in Japanese: pot you have to wash wow, bowl you have to wash wow, pot and bowl you have to wash wow! Chinese translation: Happy Holidays! Happy holidays!

55, you want to play naked wedding with me, for you I dare to run naked, you want to ask how deep I love you, text message on behalf of my heart, this is a testament: this text message forwarded in January but a million, I and you immediately scattered.

56, I do not allow you to sleep later than me, I am an owl, but I do not want to have a 'panda eyes' gf the next day.

57, countless thoughts into the heart of the infinite blessings, silent prayers for you, I wish you health and happiness!

58, good beauty I will remember, good season I will stay, good information I will treasure, good friends I will cherish, good smile I will keep, good blessings I will give you, I wish you a happy weekend!

59, snowflakes falling, floating down is my faint sadness, cold wind blowing, blowing away is my silk tenderness, shooting star in the sky, cutting through is my locked brow, starlight flashes, shining is my loving greetings.

60, there is no ideal, that is, there is no certain kind of good wishes, there will never be a good reality.

61, the day is cold, please pay attention to: in order to let everyone have a warm winter, cold jokes cold humor do not speak, and cold text messages should not be sent, please respond positively, I wish you warm winter!

62, happiness is: I want to have a bike, you drive a BMW through, you are happier than me. I want to go to the toilet, just a pit, you squat there, you are happier than me; I want to receive your text messages, you receive my, you are happier than me.

63, the temperature dropped, the day is cold, your thoughts deepened; the wind rose, the rain fell, your thoughts for a long time; snow drifted, the blessing arrived, your care was sent to: winter to the freezing cold, I wish you to add clothing to keep warm from now on happiness!

64, Silent morning with a slight breeze, a slight breeze has a slight coolness, a slight coolness in my gentle greetings! May my greetings eliminate the heat of the summer and bring you a good mood for the day!

65, on the class, you are the boss; on the occupation, you are white-collar; on the ability, you are the backbone; on talent, you are the elite. Therefore, we all sincerely praise you are: the old white bone spirit! Hahaha ...... Happy Chinese New Year!

66, and the wind blowing, March Yangchun, Jiangnan grass long, Jiangbei water warmth, Lingwai Mei Xiang, Seishang Willow soft, and is trekking in search of the fragrance of the season, in fact, I would like to say ...... the New Year is here, the spring blossoms, when do you invite me to dinner?

67, the cold wind blowing up, snowflakes floating up, cell phone to pick up, the message looks, blessing pass up, may good luck with you every day, happy as the air following you, success is always as you wish, happy and full!

68, there is no heart, no heart, no power, no money, no love, no love, no love, no fate, no fate, no points, no money, but I have the heart to have love, to send a blessing to you wishing you have money, love, fate, points, power, happiness, as you wish!

69, Xiaoling thought: this is a good idea, as long as another hole, let the water flow out on the line. So, he used scissors to open another hole in the bottom of the boot. If the rain boots in the water more and more.

70, the daughter of this year's age of twenty-eight, looks like a flower, slender waist willow leaf eyebrows, cherry mouth Danfeng eyes, Ana Duozhi Xishi. This sincere search for a man of destiny, hand in hand *** build love home.

71, the New Year to send you three chocolates: the first Dove - look forward to you get all the happiness in the world; the second Golden Emperor - wish you in the golden years of life with the emperor; the third Cadbury - wish you good luck in the year of 100 things!

72, the New Year, send you a pair of couplets! The first couplet: the food, the drink, do not put in the heart when things go wrong. Bottom line: bubble bath, watch the table, comfortable one second is a second. The horizontal scroll: happy as good!

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