Looking for a cross talk script for middle school students, for two people! ! Urgent~

Guo: Wow! It makes me happy to see you all having fun here

Yu: I’m happy

Guo: I’m happy, you know, I hope you all are happy

Yu: Yes

Guo: What are you talking about when you listen to cross talk?

Yu: Well?

Guo: First of all, I am happy

Yu: Hey, I just want to make you happy

Guo: Isn’t it? The Chinese New Year is coming soon. I wish you all the best May everything go well and wish you a Happy New Year!

Yu: Okay!

Guo Yu: Happy New Year everyone!

Guo: What I said is from the bottom of my heart

Yu: Of course

Guo: It comes from my heart... Wow~~~ I followed these things that came out of my stomach... along~~

Yu: Er...that's true, but it makes me sick if I say it again...you know?

Guo: No~ I, I I sincerely

Yu: Yes, no one doubts you

Guo: I am so hot...

Yu: Okay! ! Stop talking, you’re going on forever

Guo: You understand what I mean, right?

Yu: Hi!

Guo: Drink! ~How can I explain clearly... (gesturing with his hand at his mouth)

Yu: What are you doing! Let me learn how to do it~

Guo: The truth comes out when I pick my throat

Yu: Okay, okay, okay

Guo: That’s it I hope you are all happy

Yu: Yes, yes

Guo: I, I, hope I am happy too

Yu: You are happy too

Guo: Everyone wants to be happy

Yu: En

Guo: Of course, some people are born happy

Yu: En

Guo: For example, Teacher Yu Qian was happy as soon as he was born

Yu: Why am I so happy?

Guo: If your family has money... When he was 3 years old, his father called him over. I'm asking for help...

Yu: OK, OK, yes. It’s so easy to do this special show like this, I’ll sue you

Guo: No~~ There was a guy who just came in who didn’t hear that show (there was a paragraph about this in "I Want to Go to the Spring Festival Gala" earlier)

Yu: Okay~ Let him talk to someone else

Guo: Do ??I have to treat an audience sincerely? ! !

Yu: Never heard of it~~~

Guo: (continues) When you were 3 years old, your father called you over

Yu: OK!

Guo: I’m asking for help! ~

Yu: You didn’t say so

Guo: You are causing trouble~

Yu: What should the audience of this show do?

Guo: Right~~~Okay! I’ll come back later and say this!

Yu: You can’t run away, you~~~

Guo: I hope you are happy

Yu: Yes

Guo: I hope you can use me as an example

Yu: Huh?

Guo: Actually, I am not a very happy person.

Yu: Why aren’t you happy?

Guo: You see, people speak loudly and resonantly. Look, they look good. Look, they are full of heaven.

Yu: Yes

Guo: (pointing to Yu Qian’s feet) Look at the square of the ground

Yu: Where to look, where to look!

Guo: What a big-faced cat~ah...

Yu: Who is it! ~You don’t know how to chat, you don’t know how to chat

Guo: Ah~ You can’t do it just by looking at my complexion

Yu: What’s wrong

Guo: No, Yan Song burst into tears and raised his eyebrows in anger. Let me sue you

Yu: Where are all those witty words?

Guo: I am a good person

Yu: En

Guo: A decent and good person, a good citizen from a poor family and a warm-hearted person

Yu: En

Guo: Willing to help people

Yu: Oh

Guo: I’m sleepy

We need to help when there are difficulties~ Even when there are no difficulties, we need to help even when they create difficulties

Yu: You lack virtue...

Guo: (raise your hand to hit someone)

Yu: What do you mean, creating difficulties~~~

Guo: Who is carrying a gun? Lend me one

Yu: What are you doing!

Guo: I hate you talking to an honest person like this, you are wrong!

Yu: You are an honest person and create difficulties for others

Guo: Do ??you know, you are the only one who can be shot for 5 minutes...

Yu: And! ~~~How about being hated so much

Guo: I’ll sue you if I beat you to pieces

Yu: Yes~

Guo: I’m very unfortunate< /p>

Yu: What happened to you?

Guo: I really hope I am happy

Yu: En

Guo: Only then can I be respected by others

Yu: Oh~ Are you being looked down upon now?

Guo: It makes people look down on me. There is a roast chicken seller in front of my door

Yu: Oh

Guo: The roast chicken is sold very well

Yu: En

Guo: Everyone is queuing for Wuyang Wuyang’s food all day long

Yu: They all love it

Guo : I told him, you sell roast chicken well

Yu: Yes

Guo: You are rich

Yu: Yes

Guo: You are very happy

Yu: Oh

Guo: Can you give me one

Yu: Give you one?

Guo: I share your happiness

Yu: Oh~~~What did they say?

Guo: Go play

Yu: Hey!

Guo: Do ??you think this is a human being...

Yu: This person is not a human being~

Guo: Is there any humanity...

Yu: En

Guo: I go every day~~~For my happiness~give me one

Yu: This person is shameless

Guo: He also had a kind side later

Yu: Oh

Guo: Give me a chicken head, give me a chicken butt, stick it with chopsticks~ Take it away

Yu: That’s it

Guo: What is this called?

Yu: Do you still have a name?

Guo: This is called losing your virginity!

Yu: Yes! Haha~~~

Guo: Did you see it, ah~ He ignored my existence

Yu: You are always in charge of people asking for things, right?

Guo: Well~ This means that if you don’t have money, you won’t have happiness

Yu: Oh, only with money can you have happiness

Guo: There will be no dignity

Yu: : Oh

Guo: There is a gas station at the door

Yu: Yes

Guo: They all go there to refuel

Yu: Yes

Guo: Come here and give me a map

Yu: Well~ Now I give you a map and so on

Guo: I went there too

Yu: Yes

Guo: Push my little motorcycle~~~ Hey, it’s an extra two yuan

Yu: The fuel tank is too small, you motorcycle< /p>

Guo: En~ I’m done with adding, here’s a map~~~ Two, two, two

Yu: One dollar a piece

Guo: En’en One piece is fine~ Come on, come on, one piece, one piece

Come on: what do you want that thing for, where else can you go

Yu: Hehe, yes

Guo: Come on, stop making trouble, stop making trouble, come on!

Yu: This is shameless

Guo : Yeah~ I have to go a long way if I don’t have enough money

Come on: You really tell me where you are going, I will point it out to you

Yu: Haha, why don’t you spend these two dollars? Not going anywhere

Guo: I’m so angry

Yu: En

Guo: Friends, I really need my happiness

Yu: Yes~

Guo: They are bullying me

Yu: This is not bullying you

p>Guo: I want to show it to you all

Yu: What do you want to do?

Guo: There is a Cantonese morning tea at the door

Yu: Oh

Guo: Breakfast is very expensive

Yu: It’s expensive there

Guo: Like you guys, just come to the stove and cook it in a fire and it’s done

Yu: Well, it doesn’t cost a few dollars

Guo: I’m going to Guangdong Morning tea!

Yu: He!

Guo: As soon as I walked in (counting money), I counted out one hundred yuan. Humph! ~

Yu: It’s all small change~

Guo: (I’m still counting...)

Yu: Okay, okay, will you accept this? The money will come later

Guo: (The calculation is over) I tied it with rubber bands (a pile thicker than a shoe box is placed on the table)

Yu: Okay ! ~~~The bank won’t take this stuff, so I’ll sue you.

Guo: Waiter!

Yu: Yes~

Guo: Come and have a hundred yuan for breakfast! ~~~

Yu: One hundred yuan~

Guo: Look at me

Waiter: Sorry sir, we don’t sell half portions

Yu: Ah! Two hundred yuan a share!

Guo: (almost fell to the ground) Okay! You, wait for me, wait for me, I went again at noon~~

Yu: Still going

Guo: Waiter!

Yu: En

Guo: It’s not you~ Come here (I’m still looking for the one in the morning)

Yu: I’m looking for trouble.

Guo: Do ??you have 2-foot-long lobsters here? !

Yu: Gritting his teeth~

Waiter: Sir, please wait a moment

Guo: Turn around and come back

Waiter: Sorry, There are not those who are 2 feet tall, but those who are 2 feet 7~

Guo: Humph! Broken restaurant

Yu: Yes

Guo: Not even 2 feet of lobster

Yu: Oh

Guo: Come on Let’s pick up vegetables

Yu: Hey~~~I’m just going there~~~

Guo: Why are you going there~

Yu: En

Guo: Well, my dignity is very important

Yu: Yes

Guo: For my happiness

Yu: En haha

Guo: I must be happy

Yu: Oh

Guo: I want to get rich. I am thinking about it all the time when I walk on the street< /p>

Yu: What are you thinking about?

Guo: Where is my happiness?

Yu: You have to start a business

Guo: Just thinking about it~~~Oops! I ran a lot in the past

Yu: Cars

Guo: The rain all over my head made me wet

Yu: Hi~

Guo: He turned around and left

Yu: Yes

Guo: Ordinarily he should get off the car and apologize

Yu: Yes

Guo: Give me 30 to 50 million yuan

Yu: You are so poor that you are crazy

Guo: This person (driver) has no humanity

Yu: Okay~ Humans are completely inhumane

Guo: I’m gone~ I hate you~~~ Hey! Didn’t I teach you the five principles and four beauties when I bought a car...

Yu: Why did you teach that thing?

Guo: Don’t you just have one more cover than a tricycle...

Yu: There is no such comparison

Guo: For someone like you, does it mean you have class when driving a good car~~~

Yu: Yes

Guo: Even if you are educated, you are still a gangster

Yu: He! ~No way to survive

Guo: Ah~~~How did Confucius teach us

Yu: How did you say

Guo: Grandson (zei)!

Yu: Ah! ~~~Sage Kong is a gangster

Guo: Well~ I am a person who hates evil as much as I hate it

Yu: Then you can’t scold others either~

Guo: I can't tolerate you doing this~ ah~

Yu: Yes!

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Guo: I'm looking for a piece of brick to "unload" him and me

Yu: Kill him

Guo: I just picked it up and four policemen came out.

Yu: He

Police: Your ID card, temporary residence permit, employment certificate

Yu: Check 3 certificates

Guo: ...Uncle policeman~I am a local

Yu: Ah~hehehe

Police: Local

Yu: Yes

Police: Have you seen any locals shopping with bricks?

Yu: Yes, there are no foreigners either.

Guo: I am indeed, I am real, look at me. I have a witness if you don’t bring me.

Yu: Who is coming?

Guo: Over there, my girlfriend is coming over.

Yu: Oh, the target.

Guo: Come here and raise flowers! (Waving at his girlfriend)~~~

Yu: What’s your girlfriend’s name?

Guo: Yang Huaer!

Yu: What’s your last name?

Guo: Water-based~

Yu: Water-based blooming flowers!

Guo: Yang Hua'er~Look at this and this

Yu: Yes

Guo: You and I didn't answer our calls, why did you go there? Yue has no faith anymore

Yu: It’s been so long~

Guo: Who is this man?

Yu: En

Shui Xingyanghua: Oh ~ this is my boyfriend

Guo: Oh, hello, hello (hold the man’s hand)

Yu: You’re still polite! ~Okay, don’t be polite

Guo: Huh?

Yu: What does this have to do with your girlfriend and her boyfriend?

Guo: That’s right! Yes! ~~~

Yu: I just understood! ...

Guo: What's going on? Me, me, me, you, where are you from? I'm also her boyfriend. Did I know it before you?

Watery Yanghua's new boyfriend: Okay~ Hello, senior

Yu: Senior! ~~This one is also good at talking~~~

Guo: Ah~~~Xinghui Xinghui Xinghui

Yu: Yes

Guo: Let’s get down to business~ Yang Hua’er~ This unit needs to be notified in advance if they are laid off~~~

Yu: Yes

Guo: Why didn’t anyone tell me?

Yu: En

Shui Xingyanghua: I sue you, you, what do you want to eat if you don’t have enough, do you know what you can’t do~

Yu: Oh Oh oh

Water-based Yanghua: Long-term pain is worse than short-term pain~ Let’s stop here~

Guo: You can’t be like this, you are too cruel, you know? ~~

Yu: En

Guo: Now this girl is like a razor blade, she can stab people with a swipe~ without blinking her eyes

Yu: Yes

Guo: Well...I'm not going well now

Yu: Yes

Guo: Losing money in business...ah~friend They have all abandoned the secret and turned to the light...

Yu: Ah

Guo: You are the only one left...Ah~ I love you very much

Yu: Really ?

Guo: Do ??you know that besides dying for you, everything is worth it?

Yu: That’s not so good

Shui Xian Yanghua: No nonsense, goodbye, let’s The two left

Guo: (waving to the distance) I wish you happiness!

Yu: Hoo! It's great, we have truly reached a harmonious society

Guo: Oh~ It's so outrageous. You are gone and you are happy. What should I do...

Yu: Yes

Guo: I picked up the bricks and "unloaded" them

Yu: Still chopped

Guo: The police are here

Police: Why! So what, what are you going to do?

Guo: Just throw it aside to avoid disturbing people

Yu: Hehe~ Yes, my brain is really fast

Guo: I'm walking on one side, I'm walking on the other side I hate it so much~ Where is my happiness?

Yu: Still looking for it

Guo: Ah~ there is a restroom on the roadside