Looking for a cross talk script for middle school students, for two people! ! Urgent~

Guo: Wow! It makes me happy to see you all having fun here

Yu: I’m happy

Guo: I’m happy, you know, I hope you all are happy

Yu: Yes

Guo: What are you talking about when you listen to cross talk?

Yu: Well?

Guo: First of all, I am happy

Yu: Hey, I just want to make you happy

Guo: Isn’t it? The Chinese New Year is coming soon. I wish you all the best May everything go well and wish you a Happy New Year!

Yu: Okay!

Guo Yu: Happy New Year everyone!

Guo: What I said is from the bottom of my heart

Yu: Of course

Guo: It comes from my heart... Wow~~~ I followed these things that came out of my stomach... along~~

Yu: Er...that's true, but it makes me sick if I say it again...you know?

Guo: No~ I, I I sincerely

Yu: Yes, no one doubts you

Guo: I am so hot...

Yu: Okay! ! Stop talking, you’re going on forever

Guo: You understand what I mean, right?

Yu: Hi!

Guo: Drink! ~How can I explain clearly... (gesturing with his hand at his mouth)

Yu: What are you doing! Let me learn how to do it~

Guo: The truth comes out when I pick my throat

Yu: Okay, okay, okay

Guo: That’s it I hope you are all happy

Yu: Yes, yes

Guo: I, I, hope I am happy too

Yu: You are happy too

Guo: Everyone wants to be happy

Yu: En

Guo: Of course, some people are born happy

Yu: En

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Guo: For example, Teacher Yu Qian was happy as soon as he was born

Yu: Why am I so happy?

Guo: If your family has money... When he was 3 years old, his father called him over. I'm asking for help...

Yu: OK, OK, yes. It’s so easy to do this special show like this, I’ll sue you

Guo: No~~ There was a guy who just came in who didn’t hear that show (there was a paragraph about this in "I Want to Go to the Spring Festival Gala" earlier)

Yu: Okay~ Let him talk to someone else

Guo: Do ??I have to treat an audience sincerely? ! !

Yu: Never heard of it~~~

Guo: (continues) When you were 3 years old, your father called you over

Yu: OK!

Guo: I’m asking for help! ~

Yu: You didn’t say so

Guo: You are causing trouble~

Yu: What should the audience of this show do?

Guo: Right~~~Okay! I’ll come back later and say this!

Yu: You can’t run away, you~~~

Guo: I hope you are happy

Yu: Yes

Guo: I hope you can use me as an example

Yu: Huh?

Guo: Actually, I am not a very happy person.

Yu: Why aren’t you happy?

Guo: You see, people speak loudly and resonantly. Look, they look good. Look, they are full of heaven.

Yu: Yes

Guo: (pointing to Yu Qian’s feet) Look at the square of the ground

Yu: Where to look, where to look!

Guo: What a big-faced cat~ah...

Yu: Who is it! ~You don’t know how to chat, you don’t know how to chat

Guo: Ah~ You can’t do it just by looking at my complexion

Yu: What’s wrong

Guo: No, Yan Song burst into tears and raised his eyebrows in anger. Let me sue you

Yu: Where are all those witty words?

Guo: I am a good person

Yu: En

Guo: A decent and good person, a good citizen from a poor family and a warm-hearted person

Yu: En

Guo: Willing to help people

Yu: Oh

Guo: I’m sleepy

We need to help when there are difficulties~ Even when there are no difficulties, we need to help even when they create difficulties

Yu: You lack virtue...

Guo: (raise your hand to hit someone)

Yu: What do you mean, creating difficulties~~~

Guo: Who is carrying a gun? Lend me one

Yu: What are you doing!

Guo: I hate you talking to an honest person like this, you are wrong!

Yu: You are an honest person and create difficulties for others

Guo: Do ??you know, you are the only one who can be shot for 5 minutes...

Yu: And! ~~~How about being hated so much

Guo: I’ll sue you if I beat you to pieces

Yu: Yes~

Guo: I’m very unfortunate< /p>

Yu: What happened to you?

Guo: I really hope I am happy

Yu: En

Guo: Only then can I be respected by others

Yu: Oh~ Are you being looked down upon now?

Guo: It makes people look down on me. There is a roast chicken seller in front of my door

Yu: Oh

Guo: The roast chicken is sold very well

Yu: En

Guo: Everyone is queuing for Wuyang Wuyang’s food all day long

Yu: They all love it

Guo : I told him, you sell roast chicken well

Yu: Yes

Guo: You are rich

Yu: Yes

Guo: You are very happy

Yu: Oh

Guo: Can you give me one

Yu: Give you one?

Guo: I share your happiness

Yu: Oh~~~What did they say?

Guo: Go play

Yu: Hey!

Guo: Do ??you think this is a human being...

Yu: This person is not a human being~

Guo: Is there any humanity...

Yu: En

Guo: I go every day~~~For my happiness~give me one

Yu: This person is shameless

Guo: He also had a kind side later

Yu: Oh

Guo: Give me a chicken head, give me a chicken butt, stick it with chopsticks~ Take it away

Yu: That’s it

Guo: What is this called?

Yu: Do you still have a name?

Guo: This is called losing your virginity!

Yu: Yes! Haha~~~

Guo: Did you see it, ah~ He ignored my existence

Yu: You are always in charge of people asking for things, right?

Guo: Well~ This means that if you don’t have money, you won’t have happiness

Yu: Oh, only with money can you have happiness

Guo: There will be no dignity

Yu: : Oh

Guo: There is a gas station at the door

Yu: Yes

Guo: They all go there to refuel

Yu: Yes

Guo: Come here and give me a map

Yu: Well~ Now I give you a map and so on

Guo: I went there too

Yu: Yes

Guo: Push my little motorcycle~~~ Hey, it’s an extra two yuan

Yu: The fuel tank is too small, you motorcycle< /p>

Guo: En~ I’m done with adding, here’s a map~~~ Two, two, two

Yu: One dollar a piece

Guo: En’en One piece is fine~ Come on, come on, one piece, one piece

Come on: what do you want that thing for, where else can you go

Yu: Hehe, yes

Guo: Come on, stop making trouble, stop making trouble, come on!

Yu: This is shameless

Guo : Yeah~ I have to go a long way if I don’t have enough money

Come on: You really tell me where you are going, I will point it out to you

Yu: Haha, why don’t you spend these two dollars? Not going anywhere

Guo: I’m so angry

Yu: En

Guo: Friends, I really need my happiness

Yu: Yes~

Guo: They are bullying me

Yu: This is not bullying you

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p>Guo: I want to show it to you all

Yu: What do you want to do?

Guo: There is a Cantonese morning tea at the door

Yu: Oh

Guo: Breakfast is very expensive

Yu: It’s expensive there

Guo: Like you guys, just come to the stove and cook it in a fire and it’s done

Yu: Well, it doesn’t cost a few dollars

Guo: I’m going to Guangdong Morning tea!

Yu: He!

Guo: As soon as I walked in (counting money), I counted out one hundred yuan. Humph! ~

Yu: It’s all small change~

Guo: (I’m still counting...)

Yu: Okay, okay, will you accept this? The money will come later

Guo: (The calculation is over) I tied it with rubber bands (a pile thicker than a shoe box is placed on the table)

Yu: Okay ! ~~~The bank won’t take this stuff, so I’ll sue you.

Guo: Waiter!

Yu: Yes~

Guo: Come and have a hundred yuan for breakfast! ~~~

Yu: One hundred yuan~

Guo: Look at me

Waiter: Sorry sir, we don’t sell half portions

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Yu: Ah! Two hundred yuan a share!

Guo: (almost fell to the ground) Okay! You, wait for me, wait for me, I went again at noon~~

Yu: Still going

Guo: Waiter!

Yu: En

Guo: It’s not you~ Come here (I’m still looking for the one in the morning)

Yu: I’m looking for trouble.

Guo: Do ??you have 2-foot-long lobsters here? !

Yu: Gritting his teeth~

Waiter: Sir, please wait a moment

Guo: Turn around and come back

Waiter: Sorry, There are not those who are 2 feet tall, but those who are 2 feet 7~

Guo: Humph! Broken restaurant

Yu: Yes

Guo: Not even 2 feet of lobster

Yu: Oh

Guo: Come on Let’s pick up vegetables

Yu: Hey~~~I’m just going there~~~

Guo: Why are you going there~

Yu: En

Guo: Well, my dignity is very important

Yu: Yes

Guo: For my happiness

Yu: En haha

Guo: I must be happy

Yu: Oh

Guo: I want to get rich. I am thinking about it all the time when I walk on the street< /p>

Yu: What are you thinking about?

Guo: Where is my happiness?

Yu: You have to start a business

Guo: Just thinking about it~~~Oops! I ran a lot in the past

Yu: Cars

Guo: The rain all over my head made me wet

Yu: Hi~

Guo: He turned around and left

Yu: Yes

Guo: Ordinarily he should get off the car and apologize

Yu: Yes

Guo: Give me 30 to 50 million yuan

Yu: You are so poor that you are crazy

Guo: This person (driver) has no humanity

Yu: Okay~ Humans are completely inhumane

Guo: I’m gone~ I hate you~~~ Hey! Didn’t I teach you the five principles and four beauties when I bought a car...

Yu: Why did you teach that thing?

Guo: Don’t you just have one more cover than a tricycle...

Yu: There is no such comparison

Guo: For someone like you, does it mean you have class when driving a good car~~~

Yu: Yes

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Guo: Even if you are educated, you are still a gangster

Yu: He! ~No way to survive

Guo: Ah~~~How did Confucius teach us

Yu: How did you say

Guo: Grandson (zei)!

Yu: Ah! ~~~Sage Kong is a gangster

Guo: Well~ I am a person who hates evil as much as I hate it

Yu: Then you can’t scold others either~

Guo: I can't tolerate you doing this~ ah~

Yu: Yes!

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Guo: I'm looking for a piece of brick to "unload" him and me

Yu: Kill him

Guo: I just picked it up and four policemen came out.

Yu: He

Police: Your ID card, temporary residence permit, employment certificate

Yu: Check 3 certificates

Guo: ...Uncle policeman~I am a local

Yu: Ah~hehehe

Police: Local

Yu: Yes

Police: Have you seen any locals shopping with bricks?

Yu: Yes, there are no foreigners either.

Guo: I am indeed, I am real, look at me. I have a witness if you don’t bring me.

Yu: Who is coming?

Guo: Over there, my girlfriend is coming over.

Yu: Oh, the target.

Guo: Come here and raise flowers! (Waving at his girlfriend)~~~

Yu: What’s your girlfriend’s name?

Guo: Yang Huaer!

Yu: What’s your last name?

Guo: Water-based~

Yu: Water-based blooming flowers!

Guo: Yang Hua'er~Look at this and this

Yu: Yes

Guo: You and I didn't answer our calls, why did you go there? Yue has no faith anymore

Yu: It’s been so long~

Guo: Who is this man?

Yu: En

Shui Xingyanghua: Oh ~ this is my boyfriend

Guo: Oh, hello, hello (hold the man’s hand)

Yu: You’re still polite! ~Okay, don’t be polite

Guo: Huh?

Yu: What does this have to do with your girlfriend and her boyfriend?

Guo: That’s right! Yes! ~~~

Yu: I just understood! ...

Guo: What's going on? Me, me, me, you, where are you from? I'm also her boyfriend. Did I know it before you?

Watery Yanghua's new boyfriend: Okay~ Hello, senior

Yu: Senior! ~~This one is also good at talking~~~

Guo: Ah~~~Xinghui Xinghui Xinghui

Yu: Yes

Guo: Let’s get down to business~ Yang Hua’er~ This unit needs to be notified in advance if they are laid off~~~

Yu: Yes

Guo: Why didn’t anyone tell me?

Yu: En

Shui Xingyanghua: I sue you, you, what do you want to eat if you don’t have enough, do you know what you can’t do~

Yu: Oh Oh oh

Water-based Yanghua: Long-term pain is worse than short-term pain~ Let’s stop here~

Guo: You can’t be like this, you are too cruel, you know? ~~

Yu: En

Guo: Now this girl is like a razor blade, she can stab people with a swipe~ without blinking her eyes

Yu: Yes

Guo: Well...I'm not going well now

Yu: Yes

Guo: Losing money in business...ah~friend They have all abandoned the secret and turned to the light...

Yu: Ah

Guo: You are the only one left...Ah~ I love you very much

Yu: Really ?

Guo: Do ??you know that besides dying for you, everything is worth it?

Yu: That’s not so good

Shui Xian Yanghua: No nonsense, goodbye, let’s The two left

Guo: (waving to the distance) I wish you happiness!

Yu: Hoo! It's great, we have truly reached a harmonious society

Guo: Oh~ It's so outrageous. You are gone and you are happy. What should I do...

Yu: Yes

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Guo: I picked up the bricks and "unloaded" them

Yu: Still chopped

Guo: The police are here

Police: Why! So what, what are you going to do?

Guo: Just throw it aside to avoid disturbing people

Yu: Hehe~ Yes, my brain is really fast

Guo: I'm walking on one side, I'm walking on the other side I hate it so much~ Where is my happiness?

Yu: Still looking for it

Guo: Ah~ there is a restroom on the roadside

>Yu: Oh

Guo: Turn around and look at me in the mirror

Yu: Yes

Guo: Turn on the faucet

Yu: What for?

Guo: Put cold water on your face

Yu: Calm down

Guo: Super Superman...

Yu: Who is it? ?

Guo: Me

Yu: You?

Guo: En~Superman

Yu: En

Guo: Guo Degang, you are amazing

Yu: Really?

Guo: I admire you very much, you are indeed a great person

Yu: Oh

Guo: Although you have never studied

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Yu: En

Guo: You don’t have much culture either, but with your hard-working spirit you have made a splash...

Yu: When will it be? ?

Guo: Bless you! You will be happy, thank you~~~

Yu: Still singing a happy song~

Guo: Bless you~ Goodbye... I turned around and came out and stood at the door of the bathroom. I felt that my I am in a much better mood

Yu: I am calmer

Guo: Yes, a man came out of the bathroom (looking back)

Yu: Are you in the women's room? I spent half a day in the toilet!

Guo: (covering face) Why didn’t anyone tell me~~~

Yu: Then who told you

Guo: I ran Wow! ! !

Yu: Yes!

Guo: A bunch of people are chasing me from behind

Yu: Oh

Guo: The eldest sister in Touli~

eldest sister: Stop it Don't let him go

Yu: Yes

Sister: You just talked nonsense in the toilet, you know~

Yu: Hey! Hey

Sister: I don’t even dare to go out

Yu: It scares people

Guo: A bunch of people chased me and beat me... …

Yu: Yes

Guo: Hold my head and walk towards the roadside. p>

Guo: Gala Gala Gala The rolling shutter door is open

Yu: En

Guo: An old man came out

Old man: Buy What? Jinerpandian

Yu: Hey~ Okay!

Everyone: No, they are beating people

Old man: Oh, you are busy~~Gala, Gala, Gala (close the door)

Yu: I don’t care ! ~~You are so popular...

Guo: Where is my happiness? ...

Yu: Hey~ I’m still looking for it

Guo: Ah~ what kind of world is this? Even though I am a great person

Yu: Oh

Guo: Even though I am wandering around the world

Yu: Yes

Guo: But I am still a mortal after all

Yu: Yes

Guo: Even after drinking too much, I vomit and it hurts even if I get beaten

Yu: Yes

Guo: I feel uncomfortable all over when I get up

Yu: Yes.

:En

Guo: There is a hospital 50 meters away from the front~ I have to take a look

Yu: Let’s take a look

Guo: I I couldn't walk, so I stretched out my hand and stopped a taxi

Yu: Yes

Guo: I was sitting on it, and the driver asked me while driving

Driver: Where are you going, Master

Guo: Shut up! Drive forward

Driver: No~~Where are you going?

Guo: Stop talking nonsense! Drive forward... We were almost at the hospital and he asked me

Driver: Where are you going!

Guo: Britain!

Driver: (brakes hard) Get off!

Guo: Hey~ Come on down, the hospital is here~

Yu: Hey~ Haha... all your good intentions are spent here

Guo: I'm a superman.

Yu: That's it~~~

Guo: Well... came to the hospital to see the injury

Yu: Yes

Guo: I want to give me a shot

Yu: Oh

Guo: I’m scared

Yu: What’s wrong?

Guo: I'm so sick of needles...

Yu: Oh, I'm scared

Guo: Look at this nurse's face, wow

< p>Yu: Ouch...

Guo: Ah, he looks like Sharpei

Yu: Ah!

Guo: Sister, I am very afraid of injections...

Yu: Yes

Guo: Does the injection hurt?

Yu: Yes

Nurse: Don’t worry (picking up the needle tube)

Yu: Yes

Nurse: I have been giving injections for more than 30 years

Yu: Oh, it’s okay

Nurse: (Pfft! It went in...and then it was pulled out with a scream like a slaughtering pig~) It never hurts~~

Yu: It all hurts! She should have told her earlier

Guo: I’ll call the hospital

Yu: Yes

Guo: I envy people in wheelchairs

Yu: Hey...yes, I can’t stand anymore

Guo: (about to cry) It hurts too much

Yu: Yes

Guo: 5~ Mine Where is the happiness?

Yu: Why do you keep saying this?

Guo: I want to be happy

Yu: Yes

Guo: Why do you We are all happy... You drive a car

Yu: En

Guo: Live in a villa ~ spray some perfume and spend 4,000

Yu: En

< p>Guo: I paid all my money for work in a month... I earned 600 yuan

Yu: Ho

Guo: Happy birthday if you eat only ten eggs

< p>Yu: Yes, it’s my birthday~~~

Guo: You all go shopping in Yansha and Seth

Yu: Yes

Guo : I have to go to heaven

Yu: Oh, wholesale market

Guo: Small commodity market

Yu: En

Guo: Head I'll be there as soon as the door opens

Yu: Oh

Guo: I shopped until 9pm... I just bought one button that day

Yu: Not like you Do you know that "to offend the people"

Guo: The more I think about it when I go home, the more I hate it

Yu: En

Guo: Get up in the middle of the night and retreat

< p>Yu: Hi ~ I still feel regretful

Guo: I want to do a big business

Yu: Yes

Guo: I want to get rich

Yu: Hey~ Let’s work

Guo: I want to be happy

Yu: Good

Guo: I want to be a great person

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Yu: Just do it!

Guo: I will become a big entrepreneur

Yu: Oh, that’s right

Guo: If I have money

Yu: En

Guo: Let me take over the Himalayas first

Yu:...

Guo: Add a 4,000-story elevator

Yu: En

Guo: There are food for sale on every floor

Yu: Let’s eat...

Guo: The first floor is steamed buns and the second floor is steamed buns. The 3rd layer of the stuffed pie is filled with stuffed seeds, the 4th layer is pancakes, the 5th layer is fruit, the 6th layer is eggs, the 7th layer is sweet bean paste, and the 8th layer is chopped green onion!

Yu: He! ...This big pancake...

Guo: ...I look forward to my future

Yu: Hey...just look forward to the pancakes

Guo: I'm very excited Amazing

Yu: Yes

Guo: I want to eat, drink and have fun

Yu: Yes

Guo: I am on Chang'an Street I started from Jianguomen in the east to Fuxingmen in the west

Yu: What are you doing?

Guo: I bought two carts of bricks and laid them all

Yu: Ang

Guo: Put the water on and I want to play in the rapids.

Yu: Hoo! Okay~ Your idea is so rare

Guo: ...a roller coaster in Tiananmen Square

Yu: Heh

Guo: I drove my "Sun" "I wander around

Yu: Zhuan

Guo: How can I

Then I will have money

Yu: Yes

Guo: Yes~ I want to hire Baofei

Yu: Baofei?

Guo: No, no~

Yu: Well?

Guo: I want the army to protect me

Yu: He

Guo: I will recruit my own people...to be my army

Yu: Army!

Guo: I hired 5,000 soldiers

Yu: En

Guo: I bought them green cloth to make military uniforms

Yu: What is this mess?

Guo: Buy them a green coat

Yu: Yes

Guo: Green pants

Yu :En

Guo: One person will be a cuckold

Yu: Cuckold!

Guo: My soldiers protect me

Yu: Oh, yes

Guo: Well, I call them my little brothers

< p>Yu: Oh

Guo: They call me eldest brother

Yu: Yes

Guo: I am the one who carries the dam from the Tongluo Gang

Yu: Yes

Guo: My chief of staff’s name is Pheasant

Yu: Hey, okay~ Hehe... You’ve watched too many Hong Kong movies~~~

Guo: Yes! I want to be happy

Yu: En

Guo: I want to get rich

U: Ho

Guo: Well~I will take my time Let's look forward to it

Yu: Oh

Guo: I turned around as I walked

Yu: Well?

Guo: The city management car is coming from behind

Yu: Oh

Guo: Let me take a look! ! !

Yu: What’s wrong?

Guo: Let me run!

Yu: Hey~ Why are you running?

Guo: You are in charge, you are in charge

Yu: No, I said

Guo: Shut up! You don't care about me! I ran for my life, shua...run!

Yu: En

Guo: When I turned the corner, I saw a place with grilled mutton skewers. I had more than 200 skewers and I held them in my arms: I’ll eat them first. Give me money... I'm eating

While I'm here, the city management truck comes~ This kid ran away with the stove in his arms

Yu: Yeah, haha, hey...that's so wicked, I'll sue you

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Guo: This method can be used to buy baked sweet potatoes and pirated CDs!

Yu: Hoo! ...It’s so wicked, you know?

Guo: I’m very excited

Yu: Yes

Guo: My happiness has arrived!

Yu: Is this it? ~

Guo: Yes! I'm going to get rich!

Yu: Yes

Guo: I have decided

Yu: What should I do~

Guo: I will set a goal for myself

Yu: What goal should you set?

Guo: I will earn 400,000 within a month!

Yu: Why are you so poor that you are crazy?

Guo: I have a goal of earning 400,000 yuan

Yu: He

Guo: If I sell my kidney, I still have to earn 400,000 yuan

Yu: I can’t sell one kidney

Guo: I’ll sell you another one

Yu: Oh my~~ Find someone else...

Guo: Well, let me get you two bottles of beer. That’s too much! Just stab it down, you know...

Yu: Not really

Guo: Oh~ I want to get rich~ How can I get rich

Yu: Yes

Guo: Hey! Do you think you can make a fortune selling cultural relics?

Yu: To sell cultural relics, you must have cultural relics

Guo: I have been to Xi'an once

Yu: Yes

Guo: You said that if one of Qin Shihuang’s Terracotta Warriors and Horses is carried out...does that mean he will make a fortune? …

Yu: Nonsense

Guo: I’ll sell two~I’ll carry two!

Yu: You are still selling 4

Guo: Two are enough. Sell two! I'll carry it abroad~~~

Yu: OK, you have enough, right?

Guo: Yeah

~What's going on

Yu: There are many terracotta warriors and horses there

Guo: Oh, we have to count them at night...

Yu: This guy said no Do you know what I mean to him?

Guo: Hey, are you and your dad busy? ~~~

Yu: What are you going to do...

Guo: (Fan Yu Qian)

Yu: Don’t bribe me

Guo: I’ll cover you two with mud and stand inside the shell

Yu: Yes

Guo: I’ll sell you the money and then I’ll save you... (Slaps his hands) That’s fun! Okay, okay, okay

Yu: Please wait for a moment, you, you

Guo: Do ??you have time to ask your uncle?

Yu: Three?

Guo: There are three of us if we have time

Yu: I haven’t heard of it...don’t think about it yet

Guo: What’s wrong?

Yu: Where did you leave us? Did you sell us money to save us?

Guo: Yes!

Yu: What if you can’t sell it for money? ! Do you know where we will die?

Guo: Then there is no need to save us

Yu: Nonsense...it saves you trouble, right?

Guo: No, no It’s not a solution~

Yu: How fresh is that?

Guo: It’s none of your business what I do! Anyway, I have to get rich

Yu: Who cares about you

Guo: Anyway, I have to get rich

Yu: Well

Guo: I Think of a good idea

Yu: What’s going on?

Guo: I have a good idea myself.

Yu: What is your idea?

Guo: I opened a cremation plant for pets.

Yu: A cremation plant for pets? ~

Guo: There are so many people raising small animals nowadays

Yu: En

Guo: What do you do if your cat or dog dies?

Yu: Yes

Guo: Send it to me and I will burn it for you

Yu: Yes

Guo: After burning, make a small Take the coffin away and cry...how wonderful

Yu: Yes

Guo: Is that so...

Yu: (Disdain) OK OK

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Guo: I have a rule

Yu: En

Guo: The charge for 35cm upwards is 800

Yu: He!

Guo: The one below is 500!

Yu: Not bad

Guo: He (she) loves this, he (she) is willing to give it up

Yu: Really?

Guo: The business started as soon as the door opened 1 2 3 4 ah~

Yu: Oh oh

Guo: There are also troublemakers

Yu: Really

Guo: Ah

The person who burned the pet: Cheaper~

Guo: There is no price that cannot be lowered. We have rules here

Yu: En

Guo: 800 for 35cm upwards and 500 for downwards. Do you know?

Yu: Oh

< p>The man who burned his pet: Look, don’t be too cautious

Guo: Nonsense, nonsense, nonsense, nonsense! We have rules here

The person who burned the pet: No, why do you have to ask for 500, which is too much...

Guo: Is this still a lot?

Yu: Oh...

The person who burned the pet: No, you. Is it such a big deal for you to burn a cricket...

Yu: Hi! Is there anyone who burns crickets? …

The man who burned the pet: Cheaper

Guo: No! Do you know?

Yu: Yes

Guo: I just walked out and paid 800 without paying him~~~

Yu: What's the matter?

Guo: Camel...

Yu: That’s right~ One kick in the sky and one kick on the ground.

Guo: He won’t let the whole thing be cut and burned. You know it’s not that big of a pot?

Yu: Yes, yes

Guo: I can’t get rid of it! Don't cause trouble. Call the police...

Burn pets there

Person: No, you burned it...

Guo: No matter!

Yu: Yes

The person who burned the pet: It’s okay if you really don’t care

Yu: What’s the matter?

The man who burned the pet: Give me the money for the mutton skewers!

Yu: I want an account! ! !

End