I once claimed that two and a half kilograms of white wine, beer randomly pouring, a night to deal with more than three dozen, drink injury 15, drink down 16, missing 4. I'm not sure if you're going to be able to get a good deal on this, but I'm sure you'll be able to! Whether it is the life of 53 degrees. Or snowflake brave to the end of the world, pour full must dry! But why did I quit the world and return to the mountains? Two bottles and I'm out of it? What made me change so much? Is it hatred? Or love? Pick up your cell phone, edit the newsletter "I want to invite you to dinner" transmitted to my cell phone, and the former God of Wine face-to-face exchanges, listen to my back story, feel my former glory, to reveal my back heartache ....... Today I have time ...
Is this the incarnation of Xiaoqing expressed in humorous languageIt is said that the high altitude bouncing is very *** , today with his girlfriend to go to the high altitude bouncing. I didn't expect my girlfriend to the high platform and regret not want to jump. I got angry: "money are spent, how can not jump it". Said a hand to push her down, and then I looked at the rope in the hands of the next instructor, asked: "What is this for?
Today with headphones want to listen to the song, found that the left side of the sound, after checking to find a false alarm, it turned out to be my left ear is deaf, thought the headset is bad, scared me.
Remember that it was a cold winter.
In the morning, I didn't want to get up and go to school, and then I let my dormitory classmates help me to ask for a leave of absence for a random reason.
As a result, the next day, the message of my heat stroke spread throughout the school!
When I was traveling with my girlfriends, I was tired and resting under a tree. Suddenly a few drops of bird poop dripped onto my face, and before I could react, my girlfriends took their hands and helped me wipe it off, while saying, "Your sunscreen isn't touching it well. ......
I remember that year senior toilet, standing on the side of my buddy stood on the edge of the side to pull out half a day floundering did not pull out the tool, the expression more and more hideous, said: fortunately is the fall pants to wear the reverse, but also fucking thought disappeared.
To the male God confession, the male God only returned a sentence "why double may" and then offline.
I stared at the words puzzled, until the next roommate read it again: "I love *** sister"
I have been listening to others say, open the room how how cool, finally one day can not help but go to open the room
... ... really cool ah ...
A person sleep so big a bed!
The first time I met my mother-in-law and father-in-law, my mother-in-law praised me for being very clean and sunny, and my second girlfriend said loudly, "Well, he dressed up before he came here, and said he wanted to brighten up your dog's eyes ......"
Using humor to express love for my eight-month-old daughter The big daughterToday and girlfriends shopping together, passing through the park, girlfriends heard the music stopped to look at the garden.
I: "Why don't you go?"
The second girlfriend said: "The thought that we will also become old, the heart feels so scared!"
I comforted her afraid of what, people will always get old and die ah!
She: "No, those square dances look so difficult!
She: "No, those square dances look so difficult!
All right, all right, you win.
What language can I use to express my love for my husband on his birthday?
Hubby, you've been in my heart for n years
How to express something with humorAuntie, look, my mother asked me to send it." The boy pulled his hands out from behind his back as if by magic, and held two thick candles high in the air.
In the face of the child's clear eyes, the hostess was stunned,
Then leaned helplessly against the door, hands covering the face, do not dare to meet the child's eyes ......
Seeking witty and witty humor and language expression ability to answer
No matter who put it, it is very embarrassing, at this time do not It's no use trying to divert everyone's attention from the fart, just say "fuck" to the person to relieve your anger.
How to improve the art of language expression? I'm not sure how to do that, but I'm not sure how to do that.More books, such as some of the masterpieces, aphorisms, philosophical ah, practical excerpts ah, are good, often online to collect some good sentences, and then write down, writing to learn to use, and then see some jokes, write down, and then told to others to listen to, all of these can be exercised, believe me I used to be my teacher always said that the article is flat and plain, but now slowly practiced a lot better
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I want to go to his office how to use humor to expressImprovement of language expression, to enhance the effect of expression, speech, pay attention to the proportion is extremely important, specific should be from the following aspects of efforts: 1. Read more, avoid shallow ignorance. Even the great orator, but also with the inspiration of reading. . Words are like people, not rhetoric. Plain language is the expression of a sincere heart and the display of good feelings. Therefore, the simple beauty of the language from the mutual attitude of foreign affairs, words as their people, words for the voice of the heart, usually for people outside the world is simple and sincere, speech will not naturally twisted and pretentious. . Stay away from falsehoods, and discard big words. . Do not talk about empty words, stop the set of words. . Choose objects differently from one person to another. The position of each person is different, the same thing is a different understanding of the speech of the proportion should be based on a variety of people's status, identity, cultural level, language habits to do different treatments
Men mask how to use humor to express it
Women: "Why do people kiss to take off their clothes after the?"
Male: "Two mouths to overcome the friction to do work, produce a lot of heat, by undressing the panel pores more thoroughly to the heat out, which is an instinctive response to the heat of mankind!"