Funny poems about drinking

The yearly social day to stop the needle and thread. I can't bear to see the two flying swallows. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm sure I'll be able to do it. I am still in the depths of the chaotic mountains, by the lonely stream bridge.

Who is the one whose needle and thread have been torn by the spring shirt? The first time I saw it, it was a little more than just a little more than a little more. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on a new one, and you'll be able to do that. The first time I saw this was when I was a kid, and it was a very good time for me.

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Every year on the day of the Spring Festival, the women stop their needlework, how can she bear to see the lonely, double-flying and double-roosting spring swallows?

They are the first to be able to use this technology to make their own products, and they are the first to be able to use this technology to make their own products. The first time I saw this was when I was a kid, and it was the first time I'd ever seen a kid in the world. The time of sunset I unsaddle in the grassy riverbank, although there are flowers but no one to wear, although there is wine but no one to persuade the wine, even if drunk, no one to take care of.

3, the wine debt unusual line everywhere, life seventy ancient rare.

From Du Fu's "Two Songs of Qujiang.

The two poems were written by Du Fu in the Tang Dynasty, and the two poems were written by Du Fu in the Tang Dynasty, and the two poems were written by Du Fu in the Tang Dynasty. The debt of wine is common, and the life of seventy years is very rare.

The nymphalid butterflies are y seen, and the dragonflies fly in the water. The word is out that the scenery **** flow, temporary appreciation of each other do not go against each other.

Interpretation:

Back to the court, every day to pawn the clothes worn in the spring, in exchange for money every day to the head of the river to buy wine to drink, until the drunkenness is not willing to come back. The debt of alcohol is everywhere, that is an ordinary small thing, people can live to seventy years old, ancient times is also very rare.

But see the butterflies in the flowers in the depths of the shuttle back and forth, dragonflies in the surface of the water to fly, and now and then point a water. Send a message to the spring light, let me stay with the spring light, although it is a temporary appreciation of each other, do not violate ah!

4. Laughing at Tao Yuanming, do not drink the wine in the cup.

From Li Bai's "Mocking Wang Liyang refused to drink wine" in the Tang Dynasty

The ground is white and the wind is cold, and the snowflakes are as big as hands. I laughed at Tao Yuanming for not drinking from his cup.

A piano is being played, and five willows are being planted in vain. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on a new one, and you'll be able to do that.

Interpretation:

The earth is white, the wind is cold, and the snowflakes are like big hands. Laughing at Tao Yuanming, just because you don't drink the wine in the cup. You are really a waste of time to play a vegetarian qin, false planting of five green willow. Failing to wear the turban, what do I mean to you?

5, a pot of wine, a pole body, happy as Nong have a few people.

From Li Yu's "The Fisherman's Father - The Waves Intentionally Thousand Miles of Snow" in the fifth generation

The waves intentionally thousands of miles of snow, peach blossoms have no words for a team of spring. A pot of wine, a pole body, happy as Nong how many people.

Interpretation:

A thousand miles of waves on the river rolled like snow, and rows of peach blossoms blossomed on the shore, and spring was in full bloom. With a pot of wine by his side and a fishing rod in his hand, how many people in the world are so free and happy?

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The following are some of the most interesting poems about drinking:1.

3. Ten thousand poems, a thousand goblets of wine, how many times have I drunkenly looked at the Marquis?

5. A cup of wine in a new song, last year's weather old pavilion. -The first is to listen to a new song and drink a glass of wine, or last year's weather, the old pavilion.

6. The sleeve is dripping with Yin color, and the cup is deep with fragrant mash.

The small cup of wine is not enough to enjoy the drink. 7.

- "Dream of Red Mansions - Thirty-eight" 8. smoke cage cold water and moon cage sand, night parked in the Qinhuai near the restaurant.

1, a little bit of wine do not drink, life is happier.

2, wine is the poison that harms people, sex is the steel knife that scrapes people. 3, a glass of wine, sad life.

4, the driver a drop of wine, the family a thousand lines of tears. 5, drink their own wine is to spend money to sell their lives.

6, drinking other people's wine is someone else's money, their own life. 7, to eat and drink as a shame, in order to drop wine is not stained as an honor.

8, wine is a poisonous liquid through the intestines, drink too much will be poisoned to death. 9, quit drinking to quit the head a cup, quit smoking to quit the head a mouth.

10 today have wine today drunk, tomorrow down stove drink cold water. 11, near the river is not in vain water, near the mountain is not in vain wood.

12, delayed wine addicted to color loss of family and country. 13, drunkenness addicted to killing death body and country.

14, the gentleman is prudent to drink and hold the precepts of virtue. First, from now on, no alcohol, including all white wine, beer, fruit wine and yellow wine.

Second, no matter what the occasion, absolutely do not drink a drop, including friends and relatives, wedding celebrations, birthday party, unit travel, the elderly died, the child full moon, buddy bullshit. The first is that it is not a good idea to have a good time, but it is a good idea to have a good time, and it is a good idea to have a good time.

Fourth, even if the Remy Martin, Louis that what, Maotai, Wuliangye and so on in front of never move. The first one is that the first one is the one that is the most important, and the second one is the one that is the most important, and the third one is the one that is the most important.

Sixth, even if the leader of the high-ranking officials as a bargaining chip, so that I drink on behalf of the model.

The first thing I'd like to say is that I'm not going to be able to do that, but I'd like to be able to do that.

The first is that the driver has a drop of wine, and his family has a thousand tears. 2, the gentleman is prudent to drink and hold the commandments.

3, drink their own wine is to spend money to sell their lives. 4, drunkenness kills the body and the country.

5, save money on cigarettes and alcohol, urgent and difficult to avoid begging. 6, wine is a poison that harms people, and sex is a steel knife that scrapes people.

7, in order to eat and drink for shame, in order to drop wine is not stained for honor. 8, in order to live a long life, the first quit smoking and drinking.

9, quit drinking to quit the head a cup, quit smoking to quit the head a mouthful. 10, a cup of wine, sad life.

1. Death: Alcohol will inhibit the respiratory center of the brain, resulting in respiratory arrest, in addition to inhibiting the breakdown of liver glycogen, leading to a drop in blood glucose may also have a life-threatening effect. 2. Malabsorption syndrome caused by a variety of vitamin deficiencies indirectly lead to a variety of neurological injuries. 3.

3. Liver damage: fat accumulates in the liver causing a fatty liver. 4. Gastric ulcers: can cause gastric hemorrhage and life-threatening.

5. Neurological damage: such as peripheral neuropathy. 6. Cerebral cortical atrophy: There are reports of cerebral cortical atrophy in some chronic alcoholics, and some patients show signs of mental decline. 7.

7. Alcoholic Fetal Syndrome: Alcohol is metabolized and excreted at a slower rate in the fetus, which can cause harm to the developing fetus. 8. Mental fog, affecting work efficiency. 9.

9. Alienation of family and friends, so that alcoholics psychological bear more frustration and pressure, and more self-loathing vicious circle. 10. Drinking and driving is a traffic accident caused by family tragedy of the culprits. 11.

11. The social cost of alcoholism is staggering. Alcohol causes the loss of millions of working days and is directly related to many industrial accidents and disasters, and is often a factor in suicides, where the victims of alcohol are often not the drinkers themselves, but other innocent people.

Driving under the influence of alcohol, for example, shows an indifference to human life, not only to the driver and his passengers, but also to the lives of innocent people.

The unit will not drink, the future is not there!"

" A drink nine two, focus on training!"

"Only drink, the leader does not want!"

"Can drink not lose, leadership secretary!"

"One drink and fall, the official position is difficult to protect!"

"It's hard to find talent if you can drink too much!"

"Half of it is running away, it's still early to be promoted!"

"Lead throughout, future leaders!"

"Two legs at one stop, drink does not count!"

"Spicy wine for teeth, beer for tea!"

"You can't walk the streets without drinking!"

"As long as you have it in your heart, tea is also wine!"

"As long as the feelings are there, drinking anything is wine!"

"Wine is grain essence, the more you drink, the younger you get!"

"Wine and meat through the intestines, friends stay in the heart!"

"If you want people to know, unless you toast!"

"In the wine Qiankun big, pot in the day long."

"Drink wine with a close friend, and recite poetry to a friend."

"A small amount is not a gentleman, no wine is not a husband!"

"Wine strengthens the hero's courage, not to obey the wife's control!"

"If a man doesn't drink, it's a waste of time."

"If a man doesn't drink, it's a waste of time!"

"If a man doesn't drink, he can't make good friends!"

"Deep feelings, a mouthful of boredom, shallow feelings lick a lick!"

"In order to let the guests drink well, your own family must first drink down!"

"Guests must get drunk if they want to drink, otherwise the host will be ashamed!"

"I'd rather have a hole in my stomach than a crack in my feelings!"

"We are all friends who know each other, so I'll drink a cup of comfort first."

"When I came here, Mrs. has explained, less drink to eat more food."

"The amount of alcohol is not high fear of shame, self-restraint does not drink."

"All water is always love, drink less, okay?"

"Iron feelings? Iron! Then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding!"

"Is it deep? Deep! Then I'm not afraid to get a hangnail!"

"In a place of danger, sister (brother) drink a cup of wine for brother."

"If you can drink one or two drinks, you can drink two drinks.

When I look back at the sea, I sing a song of sadness

Who will be there when I return from the war?

When will I return from this trip?
When will I return from this trip?

When will I return from this trip?

When will I return from this trip? The amount of small is not a gentleman, no poison is not a husband; 8, towards the resignation of the White Emperor between the colorful clouds, half a catty, eight or two only idle; 9, where the crisis show their hands, the younger sister for the brother to drink a cup of Songhe wine; 10, thousands of water and thousands of mountains is always love, a little less a drink is okay; 11, to let the guests drink well, they first have to drink down; 12, it is raining in the sky and drought underground, that cup just now can not be counted; 13, the feelings of the iron iron, iron, it is not afraid of gastric hemorrhage; feelings of deep deep deep, deep, then not afraid of injections, and the deep, then not afraid of injections. Deep, that's not afraid of a hangnail; 14, will drink one or two drink two, such a friend is bold enough; will drink two drink five two, such a friend of the party cultivation; will drink half a catty drink a catty, such buddies most intimate; will drink a catty drink a barrel, back to the promotion when the vice president; will drink a barrel of drink a tank, the director of the brewery to let you be; 15, the wine wind is the style, the wine bottle is the level.

The lowest 0.27 yuan to open the library members, view the full content > Original publisher: Ren heavy and long Classic drinking jingle a, as long as the feelings are good e68a84e8a2ad3231313335323631343130323136353331333433623736, no matter how much to drink; As long as the feelings are deep, fake is also taken seriously; as long as the feelings are there, anything is wine.

Second, love to say how to export, poured in the cup is all wine, a cup and a cup, drink death I do not let go! The more you drink, the younger you are; the more you drink, the more beautiful you are; the more you drink, the more beautiful you are; the more you drink, the more you drink; the more you drink, the more you drink; the more you drink; the more you drink; the more you drink; the more you drink; the more you drink; the more you drink; the more you drink! Fifth, the lover's tears, a drop of drunkenness; sentimental heart, a rub on the broken; enmity no right and wrong, who can guess right, love this cup of wine, who drink all have to be drunk.

Six, a cup of two cups in stride, three cups of four cups to help the wall to go, five cups of six cups of the wall to go I do not go, drink a catty sister to hold me go! Eight, today's wine, today's drunk, do not live too tired; good but also over, bad but also over, just to mood is not bad.

Nine, wine glass end, policy relaxation; chopsticks mention, can can; wine and rice stop, can not also line; you drunk I drunk, not right also right. XI, you are the wine, I am the luminous cup; you are beautiful for me, I am intoxicated for you; you have you to accompany in this life, a big drunken life without regret! Twelve, modern men: drinking, a bottle of two bottles not drunk.

Dancing, three steps, four steps will be. The first thing you need to do is to get a good deal of money to pay for it.

Doing work as much as possible to play sleep! Friends party, always be persuaded to drink, see the trick, some classic persuasion order and blocking words are therefore gradually popular on the table. The first time I've ever seen a woman in a room, I've seen a man in a room.

one two two two rinse mouth, three two four two does not count the wine, five two six two hold the wall away, seven two eight two still roar.

The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on a pair of shoes or boots.

The wind is blowing, the drums are thundering, who is afraid to drink today! The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty!

Men do not drink, in vain in the world as long as the heart has, tea is also when the wine wine is the grain essence of the more you drink the younger

Half a catty is not the wine, a catty to help the wall to go, a catty and a half of the wall to go I do not go. The most important thing is that you can drink as much as you want, but if you can't drink it, you can't run away. Revolutionary small wine every day drunk 。。。。... I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that. I'm willing to sacrifice my stomach for the revolution, drink my eyes red, drink my stomach, drink my hands and feet soft, and drink my memory to lose a lot of weight.

Drinking the masses rolled their eyes, drinking the unit lack of funds;

Drinking the wife tears, sleep back to back at night, a complaint to the Disciplinary Committee, the Secretary listened to a wave of the hand can drink not drink is not right, we are also every day drunk!

Spicy wine, beer, and tea are just a few of the things that make us so happy! I'm not going to be able to do that! Who's afraid of who? The tortoise is afraid of the hammer!

We are all friends, so I'm going to drink a little bit of wine first. The road to see a roar, you do not drink who drink? Spring sleeps without waking up, and crowing birds are heard everywhere. Raise your glass and ask Miss, how much should I drink? ---The young man has left his home and returned to his old age, so I ask the young lady to accompany me. ---Drink with the lady here. Follow your feelings, I'll drink this time. ---Ahem, I can't help it, let's drink it. When I came here, Madam explained to me that I should drink less wine and eat more food. I'm a hero, I'm a hero, I'm a hero, I'm a hero, I'm a hero, I'm a hero.

The market economy is competitive, so drink a cup of wine. The sunrise river flower is more than fire, I wish you more business. ----Please have a drink for those who are in business and go to the sea Get to know new friends and don't forget old friends. ---Drink a toast with old and new friends. --- Drink a glass of wine for a good drinker Show your skill in times of danger, sister (brother) drink a glass of wine for brother. A big river with wide waves, let's drink this cup. ---The first thing you need to do is to drink a glass of wine for yourself. If you want your guests to drink well, you have to drink at home first! The commodity economy is in great circulation, open and active drink two cups of wine with a close friend of a thousand cups of wine, the words do not have a big mouth drink If you want people to know, unless you drink a cup of wine The sky is blue, the sea is blue, a cup of wine is passed down The sky is not cloudy and the ground is dry, the cup can not be counted just now The wine with a close friend of a drink of wine, the poem to the meeting of the people recite Hundreds of rivers to the East China Sea, when to drink a cup of wine, do not drink wine, the future will be in vain

Wine is made of rice, do not drink can not be. b is meat made of meat, do not day The first thing you need to do is to get rid of it. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty. As long as the feelings have, drink anything is wine. (Drinking ice water to find a reason)

1, men do not drink, live like a dog, in vain in the world, live like a eunuch, can not make good friends.

2, will not drink, the future is not.

3, the white emperor, the colorful clouds, half a catty only idle.

4, the east wind blowing, war drums beating, who is afraid of today's drinking;

5, deep feelings, a mouthful of boredom; feelings of shallow, lick a lick; feelings of thick, not enough to drink; feelings of iron, drink blood.

6, feelings of iron, iron, that is not afraid of gastric hemorrhage; feelings of deep, deep, that is not afraid to play the injection.

7, will drink one or two drink two, such a friend is bold enough; will drink two drink five two, such a friend party cultivation; will drink half a catty drink a catty, such a buddy most intimate; will drink a catty drink a barrel, back to elevate when the vice president; will drink a barrel of drink a tank, the director of the brewery let you be.

8, the wine wind is style, the bottle is level.

9, wine is food essence, the more you drink the younger you are.

10, the guests drink to get drunk, or the host more ashamed.