Inspired by the joke, the creative netizens have adapted the Smurfs' song into various versions of "Smurf Body," based on different industries, regions and schools, mostly complaining about overtime work and low pay, and "spitting, lowering stress, and singing for better health! " Netizens have borrowed the Smurf songs from various industries to criticize current affairs and reduce stress, and reading these ludicrous Smurf songs has become a new way for busy white-collar students to de-stress and entertain themselves. As of noon yesterday, the number of microblogs on Sina Weibo about the "Smurf body" has reached more than 810,000 items. [Nowadays, a movie not only sells its commercial derivatives, but also creates a new online cultural phenomenon. Reporters found that the original Smurfs song was simply changed into an overtime version "Inside that company next to the stairs there are a group of overtime emperors, they are passionate and obsessed, they are agile and careful. They work overtime for more than ten hours to test their bodies, and their monthly paychecks are meager and ineffective". This version has caused a lot of people in the workplace **** Ming, we have "into the seat", with the "Smurfs body" to talk about their own workplace encounters. The three hundred and sixty lines of the workplace version of the flood came, netizens joked that "human beings have been unable to stop the Smurfs".
Various versions of the Smurfs' song also let everyone discover that there are little-known hardships behind the original glamorous careers: teachers with summer and winter vacations have to "stay up all night to approve test papers," and the enviable PhDs "work their hearts out day and night in research. "...... engineers, programmers, salesmen, advertisers, etc. have their own work problems to face. There are innovations The local version does not complain about complaining The Smurf song has not only been changed into a workplace version, but also launched the college version and the local people version, etc. Among them, the Wuhan people version also triggered a lot of controversy. Among them, the Wuhan version also triggered a local version of the Smurfs' phrase-making craze. What is different from the previous version is that it is not complaining bitterly, but praising the hometown people "They dare to love and hate, they are grumpy, they are both shrewd and righteous ......" Many netizens said that the nostalgic and cute "Smurf" is a spoof of their own. "Spoof their own careers, just the way to vent the pressure of work and study, in fact, most people do not only rely on the occupation of the breadwinner, but also to find the ideal and fun.
Edit this paragraph version of the version of the industry version of the lab technician version in that physical and chemical building in the laboratory there are a group of white coats, they are diligent and smart, they are neurotic. They only go to work without leaving work to struggle in the laboratory, they never know what is called rest day. Ah, wrong again, oh, failed again, every day with eyes open and eyes closed, data instruments less with reagents, but never dare to hope for a raise in wages.
Scarf control, engraved silk scarf version in that mirror over here mirror over there, there are a group of silk scarf control, they love beauty and charming, they are wise and smart, they sit than right than wear to wear to fall in love with the engraved good products, they communicate with each other the most beautiful configuration. Oh~lovely silk scarf control, oh~lovely silk scarf control, they love life love online shopping love protein life, they are fashionable and beautiful and smart to be loved.
Freight forwarding agent version of that mountain over there on the other side of the sea, there is a group of freight forwarding people, they are smart and hardworking, they can endure anything, they dig around every day to look for customers, they find customers as soon as a trouble to be thrown, oh miserable freight forwarding people, oh miserable freight forwarding people, they can not see the way out of any more hard work, to die fast come to do the freight forwarding.
Online shopping control, McIntosh version of the computer this side of the computer over there is a group of online shopping control, they are smart and shrewd, they hit and fine, they pull out to pull out to swim in the sea of that online goods, they are exchanging ways to save money, oh ~ lovely online shopping control, oh ~ lovely online shopping control, as long as there is a discount there promotions they run over, shopping rebate McIntosh is good! ......
GIS people version of the software park under the village in that large shed, there is a group of GIS people, they are diligent and hard work, they are serious and professional, they are dedicated to work hard to keep at the computer, to create a digital environment for survival more than happy, ou ... ... lovely GIS people, ou ... ... ...smart GIS people, they struggle and sweat, just for a dream, revitalize the national software happy and happy!
Tianxin An, the technician version of the toilet this side of 312 over there, there is a group of technicians, they code knocking non-stop, they get to the daybreak, they vomit blood and blood to live in that heap of code, they are kind and brave just for the wage increase, oh, poor technicians, oh, lovely technicians, they use all their body strength to keep refreshing the F5, they are happy to live in the days of honesty and peace.
Chongqing New Era, beauty editing edition
In the west of China, Chongqing, there is a group of small net editor, they are hardworking and smart, they edit articles every day, they are diligent and earnest crazy writing are not willing to rest, just to write optimized articles, oh, lovely small net editor, oh, lovely small net editors, they are united and open their brains to write a good article, the achievement of the new era of beauty hospitals. .
Auditor's version: "At the end of the train at the end of the plane, there's a bunch of auditors, they're all big idiots, they stick to the numbers every day, they get lost in that bottom line every day and every night with no weekends, and they calmly adjust the pennies. Oh inhuman auditors, oh inhuman auditors, they work together to complete the project but then wood commission, and become leftovers and leftovers"
Programmer's version: "On that side of the mountain, on the other side of the sea there's a group of programmers, they're honest and shy, they're smart but they don't have any money. They sit there all day long and stay up all night writing software, and if they get hungry they take a bite of instant noodles! Oh bitter programmers, oh bitter programmers, as soon as the requirements are changed they have to do it all over again, but the deadline is only in the last two days."
Salesman version: "In the upper compartment of that building, there's a bunch of salesmen, they go to work and they're miserable, they've got a problem with overtime, they're blowing off steam all day, night, Saturday, and Sunday, and they're still with their clients at two in the morning! Oh bitter salesmen, oh bitter salesmen, they work together and drive their brains out to sign big deals, and they sing and dance but they're not happy at all."
Accounting version: on the other side of the mountain on the other side of the sea there are a group of small accountants, they are smart and bitter, they lose vouchers every day. They have no day and night lost in the infinite chart of accounts, they are calm and collected are mutually supportive ~ ~ oh bitter little accountant, oh bitter little accountant, they are united efforts to use their brains to defeat the tax audit , they close the books and compile the table overtime without pay increases.
Announcer version: There are a group of announcers on the other side of the mountain and the sea, they are atmospheric and beautiful, they are bright and no money. They sit there all day long and stay up all night to read the scripts, and when they are hungry, they take a bite of instant noodle ~ ~ oh bitter life announcer, oh bitter life announcer, as long as the editorial director changes the demand they have to re-read once again, and read it is two or three o'clock late at night.
Doctor version: in that mountain side of the sea side There is a group of white elves, they are bitter and smart, they operate until dawn, they do not have a vacation living in that white ward, they are kind and brave to care for each other. O, the lovely white elves, O, the lovely white elves, they treat the problem to cope with the family, they defeat the medical office, they work on duty to strain and sad.
Architects version of the mountain over there on the other side of the sea, there is a group of architects, they are ideal and pragmatic, they stay up all night to sudden death, they vomit blood day and night are rushing to the drawings, they do not see a rise in wages year after year, oh miserable architects, oh miserable architects, they are united and brainstorming to build a big house, but they do not have their own house!
Female reporter version: In the accident side of the disaster side there is always a group of news women, they interviewed late into the night, they write to the dawn. They are running around in all kinds of pitiful places, and they don't have time to go on a blind date! Oh sad newswoman, oh sad newswoman, they are sometimes beaten, sometimes arrested, sometimes banned, they have no house, no car, a body of disease gradually old.
Copywriter version: "In that mountain over there under the sea there is a group of small copywriters, they are bitter and smart they work overtime until dawn, they sit there all day and night to stay up all night to write the article, if you are hungry to bite a bite of bread, oh, lovely small copywriter, oh, diligent small copywriter, as long as a change in the project they have to re-write once again, they will always work hard will not say give up! "
White-collar version: "On the other side of the mountain and the other side of the sea, there is a group of small white-collar workers, they are bitter and smart, they work overtime until dawn, they vomit blood day and night to catch up with the report, and they are looking forward to a wage increase year after year. Oh bitter white collar, oh bitter white collar, they work together to use their brains to defeat the bosses, they are old or can not afford to buy a house."
Shareholders version: In that mountain side of the sea there is a group of old stockholders, they chased the rise and kill the fall, they ate set and cut meat, they live in that green disk every day bitter, they abandon their wives and children to see the disk endless. Oh old stockholders can't afford to hurt, oh old stockholders can't afford to hurt, they buy and sell night and day want to have a stop, but all their lives have been wooden stop.
Legal version of the inconspicuous corner of each company has a group of small legal affairs, they are diligent and smart, they are professional and sensitive. They have to know the law to understand the business like a million gold oil, each department also every day to play life urge. Ou, lovely small legal affairs ~ Ou, bitter small legal affairs ~ they opened their brains and exhausted into the contract pile, prevent risk around fire fighting no time to watch a movie
Female fans version
There are a group of female fans in the mountains on the other side of the sea side, they do not buy cosmetics, they save up to buy a football jersey. They are free and easy, and they love to watch churning, and they stay up all night to watch the game and live a miserable life! Oh, the dark circles under their eyes don't go down. Oh, the dark circles under their eyes don't go down. Oh, their hair is unkempt. They are brave and beautiful, not afraid to be called a fake fan, they hold the hard disk is a small world!
Teacher's Edition
In this side of the wall of the city there is a group of silly gardeners, they are bitter and hardworking, they get up early every day, they are serious about lecturing every day in that open classroom, they are selfless to dedicate a little bit of salary. Ou, lovely stupid gardeners; Ou, selfless stupid gardeners; they educate students to cope with the parents to defeat the Board of Education, they corrected homework and prepared for the class until dawn.
Advertisers Edition
On this side of the mountain, on the other side of the sea, there is a group of advertisers, they are bitter and smart, they storming every day, they are lost there day and night, endless briefing, they bubble bar to tease the dishes since the treatment of the bad mood, oh bitter advertisers, oh bitter advertisers, they open their brains, together to deal with a one by one planning, they leave their wives and children to work overtime without a raise.
Trainer Edition
In that mountain side of the sea side, there is a group of trainers, they run around and suffer, they catch the car and play, they vomit blood and fight in that different classroom, they sell their lives to lecture home no return date. Oh, poor trainers, oh, miserable trainers, they work together to help companies learn a variety of arts, students under the class scoring still have to put them approved.
The tour guide version
On this side of the mountain over the sea there is a group of small tour guides, they are cheerful and smart, they are tired and no money. They run east and west all day long to bring that tourists, and they are exhausted and complained. Oh bitter little tour guide, oh bitter little tour guide, as long as the tourists are not happy they have to laugh day after day, but satisfied also do not know which day.
HR version
In that mountain side of the sea side, there is a group of HR, they are miserable and fun, they NB and model, they get up early in the morning and work hard to maneuver in that headache of the six modules, they are kind and brave each other are to the face. Oh good HR, oh miserable HR, they work together and brainstorming sing red face after singing white face, the wages to the hands of so little.
marketing version
Over the sea in that mountain over there, there is a group of Mark Ting (marketing), they are hurt and bitter, they are all day PPT, they need to understand the marketing to understand the product, but also drink; they often work overtime to the day, every day to plan, is planning not to plan their own. Oh lovely Makotin, oh lovely Makotin, they worked together to open their brains and produced the PPT, they have more women than men, and the men are still getting laid.
Foreign Trade and Economics Edition
In the Chaoyang side of the Sino-Japanese side of the group of Trade Dawa, they have a male-to-female ratio of 2:8, they have a base and pull, they get up early every morning and late at night to the DynEd brush, they are the stars of the shares of the more gossip, oh, the magical Trade Dawa, Oh, the magical Trade Dawa, they are late for vacation, early for school, the tuition is not spent in vain, they are cheerful and generous English is good ah, they go out and out of the world, everyone praised. The first is to be a good example of a good example of a good example.
Data Analyst Edition
Over there in the mountains, over there in the sea, there is a group of data analysts, they work hard and smart, they look at the data every day, they vomit blood day and night to catch up with the report, they look forward to year after year to increase wages. Oh bitter life of data analysts, oh bitter life of data analysts, they make a concerted effort to use their brains to find out the law behind the data, their analysis results are still not valued.
Designer Edition
Edition One
On this side of the mountain, on the other side of the sea, there are a group of designers who are honest and shy, and who are smart and have no money. They sit there all day long and stay up all night working on their designs. When they are hungry, they take a bite of instant noodle, oh hard designer, oh hard designer, as soon as they change the demand they have to do it all over again, but the deadline is only two days left.
Edition two
In that latticework of drawings, there is a group of designers, they are bright and beautiful, they are desperate and hard work, they vomit blood day and night are rushing to the drawings, they look forward to year after year to increase wages. Oh bitter life of the designers, oh bitter life of the designers, they make a concerted effort to open their brains to come up with a new program, the next day the boss asked to do it again.
Web Editor
There are a group of small editors in that mountainous area under the sea, they are bitter and smart, they work overtime until dawn, they sit there all day and night to stay up all night to write scripts, if they are hungry, they will take a bite of bread, oh, lovely small screenwriters, oh, diligent small screenwriters, as long as a change in the plot, they have to rewrite it again, and they will always try hard and will not say give up!
Industrial Engineers Edition
Over the mountain and over the sea there is a group of industrial engineers, they are wise and intelligent, they go down to the workshop every day, they are distressed and despondent in the optimization model, they are calm and collected and they care about each other, oh lovely IE, oh lovely IE, they are working together to use their brains, they defeated the financial crisis, and they are driving the industrial engine towards the The new century.
Police version
In the streets and streets of the wind and rain, there is a group of small police, they do not rest on weekends, they are on duty until dawn, they patrol in the dark alleys in the dead of night, they bleed and sweat in silence, O, hard-working small police, O, poor small police, they work together to use their brains to defeat the evil oooh, they are not resting and sleepless to run to the new case.
Geological Survey Edition
On this side of the mountain on the other side of the sea, there is a group of geological obscene, they are honest and bitter, they go to the construction site every day, they do not work day and night to guard the rig, the sprawling stratum of the earth, they are calm and calm, they are all supporting each other, Oh, bitter geological obscene, Oh, bitter geological obscene, they are united efforts to compile and record the data, defeated the report audit, they stayed up late to report the report of the overtime without a pay rise.
Dentist Edition
On the other side of the mountain, on the other side of the lake, there is a group of small dentists, they read a master's degree and a doctorate, they do not prescribe drugs without rebates, they work overtime in that big red house, they clamped the shit and hold the urine from early morning to the black, oh miserable little dentist, oh bitter little dentist, their neck twisting buttocks twisting, defeated whiplash, they desperately trying to make money the boss is more joyful.
Investment Banking Edition
On this side of the mountain, on the other side of the sea, there are a group of investment banking women, who are hard-working and smart, and they are single and beautiful. They are single and beautiful. They fly through all kinds of boring projects, and they don't have time to attend parties! Oh, the bitter investment banker women, oh, the bitter investment banker women, they study law and finance and write PPTs, and they are brave and invincible and overbearing little lolitas.
Meteorological Surveyor Edition
There is a group of surveyors on this side of the mountain and on the other side of the sea who are honest and shy, and who work hard and are boring. They observe and report on time all day and night, and occasionally look up at the sky. They are busy working every day on public transportation, and their paychecks are small and their pockets are deflated, so they can't afford to be hurt. Oh bitter little drifters, oh bitter little drifters, they work together and use their brains to fight the bosses, and they dream of buying a house! Campus version of the PR version
In that party conference room, wine table, there is a group of public relations people, their appearance is bright and great pressure, they are civilized and polite and high degree of professionalism, they are wandering in the customer conference room every day Nima and WORD documents before they have nothing to do with Nima to learn a variety of industry knowledge, oh diligent public relations people, oh diligent public relations people, they have a strong inner fearless pressure, to get the party's praise, to win the order! The company has been able to win a lot of praise and orders from the government.
Beijing University high school students version
There is a group of small bitter persecution in that unnamed lake under the Boya Tower, they are noble and domineering, they are academic and literary. They swim fitness breast enhancement buttocks waiting for the elementary school brother, they only then found Yanyuan wood one. Wow, hard-working Beida Ji, wow, brave Beida Ji, they came to Tsinghua West in the dead of night with heavy makeup, because lifelong happiness is still next door.
Doctoral Students Edition
On the other side of the mountain and the sea, there are a group of old PhDs, they are erudite and nerdy, they are dead and paper-intensive, they vomit their blood and work day and night in research, and they look forward to the day of their success year after year. Oh sad old doctor, oh sad old doctor, they work together to use their brains to defeat the supervisors, they only get a low salary after graduation.
Masters Edition
There is a group of masters on the other side of the mountain and the sea, they are not bullish and ignorant, they have no money and no power, they are not as good as undergraduates and not as good as PhD's. They are totally despised, and they spend their tuition fees on depreciating their value. Oh the lowly little master, oh the lowly little master, they code every day, month after month, the future of the examination is unknown, it would be better to go home and get married and have children ~
Tsinghua University Edition
In the Lotus Pond and the moonlight color of the Tsinghua Garden there is a group of small bitter, they are busy studying in a low-profile way, and they are 3,000 and the cited body. They experimented with self-study social work fitness want to find a little beauty, they just found out that Tsinghua female color scarce. Oh, the simple Qinghua base, oh, lonely Qinghua base, they moon star thin hunger and thirst waiting in the Qinghua West, water wood Qinghua bloom from now on Peking University chrysanthemum.
International Students Edition
On this side of the mountain and on the other side of the sea there is a group of elementary school students, who are cute and smart, who are ignorant and handsome. They came here with big bags full of joy, and they jumped into the fire pit without realizing it. Oh, can attack drop elementary school brother, oh, can be subjected to drop elementary school brother, their naivety and innocence to sell cute pretend tender attracted the old corny girl, they are confused by us to break down. [1]Regional version Wuhan people version
On the other side of the river on the other side of the lake there are a group of Wuhan people, they are bold and smart, they drink by the cup to the day, they like to handful of shrimp living in the city full of digging in the city, they are hard-working and brave each other are concerned about! O ~ thieving Wuhan people, O ~ happy Wuhan people, they dare to love and hate grumpy, both spicy and righteous, they shuttle three towns to eat hard not sad.
Changsha People Edition
There is a group of Changsha people on the other side of the river supply side of the mountain, they are overbearing and smart, they cha night snacks to the dawn, they are free and easy to live in the city of Changsha where all the people are happy, and they wash their feet and rub the hemp together to get high. The people of Changsha are very happy, they are very happy, they are very happy, they are very happy, they are very happy, they are very happy, they are very happy, they are very happy, they are very happy, they are very happy, they are very happy, they are very happy, they are very happy, they are very happy.
Hangzhou people version
In the river side lake side, there is a group of Hangzhou people, they are gentle and playful, they are annoying and kind, they are living in the city of Hangzhou wind, they are the price of hair high and can not hit the ~ O ~ dimple Hangzhou people, O ~ color broad Hangzhou people, their West Lake just applied for the heritage, they do not dare to take the subway, they are still wooden old happy Gerry ~[1]. ~[1]
Qingdao People Edition
There are a group of Qingdao people on the other side of the sea and the beach, they are hardworking and patient, and they love to go to the beach. They love to ha beer love to eat clams out of a Zhang Juanjuan, they have organized the microdust in the Wusi Square ~ oh refreshing Qingdao people ~ oh lovely Qingdao people, they also held a beer festival this year, but Qingdao is the price of housing is a little bit high ~
Haining people version On that side of the mountain on the other side of the river there is a group of Haining Ning, Yila brain is quite smart, Yila want money Fo want to life. Ila leather socks, warp knitting home textile open to Mo Louboutin, Ila overtime to have occupational disease. I'm not going to be able to get a good deal on a new one, but I'm going to be able to get a good deal on one! The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty! Ila home textile Xu village, warp knitting Ma bridge, solar energy Yuan Hua Ning, Ila Kip Shi Ning Weibo hair quite happy. In that mountain side of the river there is a group of Haining Ning, Ila hands how much spirit, Ila door open how much fine, Ila lights tide, feast ball fruit eat a call strange more, Ila hard work to get rich is a good citizen. Oh, I'm so glad you're here! Oh, the strength of a Haining Ning Ning! I'm not going to be able to get a good look at the tides, but I'm going to be able to get a good look at the tides. The Constellation Version The Smurfs Taurus Version There is a golden calf behind the sheep and in front of the twins, they are materialistic and enjoyable, they are stubborn and fanciful. They are cold-blooded to the polite but passionate to the black, they are shrewd and dull and boring, they are contented and low-profile and love to hide. Oh, realistic gold calf, oh, stoic gold calf. They're so proud and principled, they're just afraid of change, they can't be stable and durable, so how can they stand it
Smurf Aries In front of all of the twelve constellations, there's a bunch of little white sheep (ah?), and they love to be first. They love to be first, they love to be first. They're enthusiastic and lively and rough and tumble and one-dimensional in their thinking, and they're infinitely motivated and energetic and hard and violent. Oh, the white sheep of exuberance, oh, the white sheep that can't be beaten. They think what to say what to love what to want what never pretend thirteen, they men and women have chivalrous heart.
Smurf Crab] In the back of the twins, in front of the lions, there are a group of crabs, they are gentle and perverse (hehe), they are fresh but bitter (hehe). They crave care but can't contain their tempers, they pursue true love but can't control their emotions. Oh, fragile little crabs, oh, strong little crabs. They spend their lives pursuing nothing more than to defeat that great aunt, and will one day learn to love themselves.
The Smurfs' lion version In the tail end of July and the prelude to August, there are a group of little lions, who are sunny and confident (hehe), who are lively and enthusiastic (hehe). They care for others but can't help but lose their temper, in fact, they're just big cats. Oh, bossy little lions, oh, strong little lions. They strike a queenly pose and hang high and no one comes near, when in fact they wish someone would treat her like a cat.
The Smurf Virgo version of the 12th sign of the zodiac has a group of little virgins in the sixth house ~ (hey) they are lonely and proud of their cleanliness ~ they are strong on their own ~ (hey) they are helpless and powerless to abuse, but continue to do their own ~ they are accustomed to this prejudice has no bad intentions ~ oh ~ lovely little virgins ~~~~ oh ~ strong little virgins ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ they are gentle and considerate of their mouths are not in fact very loving ~ as long as the patience will be able to understand! Oh, tangled little scales, oh, hesitant little scales. They wore a mask and said the bitter balance is the first, their male and female collective is a movie star
Smurf Scorpio version of the fall harvest before winter there is a group of small scorpions, their eyes like a torch ~ they are most afraid of people betrayal ~ they mysterious temptation is not finished only for fear of failure ~ they pursue the sword through the heart of the mystery ~ ~ oh ~ the small scorpion of the days of infatuation ~~~~ Oh ~ the small scorpion of the ambiguous days of scorpions ~ ~~~~~ They said that love pursues soul mate in fact that non-fact ~ ~ they lack of bed scene love can not be renewed
Smurf body Capricorn version 1 in the shooter drops behind the bottle in front of a group of old goats, they are thick black and simple, they are realistic and romantic. They crave safety and control of their actions infinitely far away, and they focus on reality with great ambition. Oh, bitter drop old goat, oh, heavy drop old goat, they are young and old and far-sighted most worrying, never understand how to write the word happy
Smurf Capricorn version 2 after New Year's Day before the Spring Festival there is a group of small Capricorn, they are innately lack of good luck ~ they grew up in the bitter ~ they are diligent and hard work for the sake of the head of the ground ~ they are a handful of years old and still don't know the significance of the relationship ~ ~ oh ~ sultry Little Capricorn ~~~~ Oh~ the dark little Capricorn ~~~ they actually calculate the development of the backup is actually afraid of losing ~~ they believe that stability and safety is the first
Smurf Sagittarius version 1 in that after the fall in the depths of winter there is a group of small shooters, they are kind and gentle, they do not smoke and do not drink. They traveled far and wide through the four seasons yearning for freedom, they are the most handsome little shooter Oh smart little shooter, oh perfect little shooter, they in order not to let others despise not having this song, they vowed to the owner of the building meat
Smurf Sagittarius version 2 in the right side of the scorpion the left side of the capricorn there is a group of little shooter, they are lively and gentle, they have a lot of people to pursue ~ they are kind and courageous! Pushing forward in pursuit of freedom~! They bear the burden of defending the earth! Oh, the cute little shooters! Oh, the perfect little shooters! They're the good wives, the good mothers, the strongest buddies and the best boyfriends! They are brave to take risks and courageous ~~~~!!!!
Smurf Water Bottle Version Over that mountain, over the sea there is a group of little water bottles, they are kind and smart, they are naughty and sensitive, they are free and easy no matter how the world will look at them, they are happy to live in the world ----- Oh, quirky little water bottles, oh special little water bottles, they are dashing and sunny in fact, they are bitter, and they will lie to themselves, and they are very eager to find the true meaning of love. Other versions Guo Meimei version
In that leader room boss car, there are a group of G Meimei. They live on a lot of money ...... They wear gold and silver living in that big daddy X's room, and they love to surf the web and tan their babies when they're not doing anything. Oh pink Guo Meimei, oh pink Guo Meimei, they are petulant and whine not afraid of the wolf
Taobao version
In the cable side of the computer end, there are a group of Amoy shopkeeper, they are hardworking and tough, they are kind and enthusiastic, they look forward to that wonderful ding dong sound day and night, and they are sincere with every buyer, oh ... hardworking Amoy shopkeeper, oh .... ... lovely Amoy boss, they discount seconds package promotion, just to point credibility, Kachro 50% off in seconds!
CAPRICORN EDITION
On that side of the mountain, on the other side of the sea, there is a group of Capricorns, they are honest and shy, they are smart and rich. They work hard day and night, but their wages never catch up with the house prices ~ ~ oh bitter Capricorn, oh miserable Capricorn, they abandon their wives and children to work overtime only to look forward to a day to be a leader, but it turns out that when the leader, can only continue to be a lifelong workaholic, never rest.
Lo Chihsiang version
On the other side of the sea in that mountain there is a big star, he and the mother and domineering, he and handsome and naughty ~ he multi-talented always said that he was originally a varsity drop, but also dong dong dong dong fans so happy ~ ~ Oh lovely big star ~ ~ Oh hard big star ~ ~ Recently, he sent albums in Japan, but also out of the photo albums, end of the advertisement to do he must be happy
Eating control
These are the most important things for the people in the world to know about.
In that mountain side of the sea side there is a group of food control, they are kind and smart, they are looking for food every day, they are not afraid of traffic jams from the western suburbs to eat CBD, they run from the city to the development zone, O ~ lovely drops of food, O ~ lovely drops of food, they work together to resist all the food evil forces, they are determined to eat to the end.
The microblogging control
There is a group of microblogging control in that computer side of the screen this side, they are lively and smart, they are academic and literary, they vomit blood day and night are in the weaving scarf, they are non-stop refreshing day after day. Ah hard-working people, ah hard-working people, as long as there is a microblogging they have to retweet again and again, they will always love the flashing red star.
Adventure Island plug-in version
In that DotA left FIFA right there is a plug-in island, where the islanders are very boring, where the monsters are very bitter. The monsters are very bored, and the monsters are very miserable. The flying monsters and the monsters are very angry, and the monsters want to go to hell. Oh I wipe you hang island, oh your sister's hang B, you spend money to buy hang break the fair game no fun, you will eventually find themselves the most **!
Hu Ge version of that mountain side of the sea there is a jerk Hu, he is kind and sincere, he is literary and confident, he crossed the ancient and modern into a generation of warrior business elite, he entertained himself self-black and quirky, oh ~ lovely jerk Hu, oh ~ lovely jerk Hu, he is still working hard to shoot the scene to do the most true to themselves, he led a group of peppers bravely before ----
"The National Colors of the World" version
On the other side of that mountain on the other side of the sea there is a Shengming He, in the play he is very dedicated, he fell in love with Su Yuning, they play again binding and take the apparatus also bubble perfumed water bath, they SM fancy more cheerful type! Oh bitter Su Hongyu, oh bitter Su Yuning, they are dead today and alive tomorrow, they are confused, they lost their lives to rob the "national color"!
Fox version
In that mountain over there under the sea there is a stinking fox, his brain big and small ~ his dark and poisonous heart, he is always myopia two thousand sitting there to stay up all night to write a plan, if you are tired on the ground to sleep a nap, oh, nasty stinking fox, Oh, hate stinking fox, oh, abominable stinking fox ~ as long as the curved intestines of the first movement of the he will be re-started a big calculator, he is from the uncomplicated is always playing the game ~