Laughing at Jianghu Funny Quotes

Da Liao Jianghu Funny Quotes

1, he recognized the book is to admit defeat!

2, boss, he is a professional.

3, why do you count with the egg?

5, want money no, want life one

6, let go! I am telling him to let go!

7, he changed his last name to Doku. The name you know.

8, don't swear to me, I'm afraid you'll be struck by lightning!

9, my ancestor's ancestor's ancestor is the royal family!

10, look at the fast running three, but not two enough.

11, this is where you hand over, obviously hand over feet!

12, insiders look at the doorway, traveling to see the sidewalk.

13, in order to a broken shoe, not even life?

14, every time, the old whole implanted advertising!

15, I am not faithless, is the jungle is too dangerous!

16, hungry legs, uh that 100 meters nine seconds five black hair legs.

17, you young? It does not matter, after two years will be old.

18, you can not buy a house, unless you get rid of the mother-in-law.

19, can write poems, can draw, proficient in addition and subtraction within ten.

20, to tell you the good news, we are robbing.

21, Pirated goods! Pirated? Then you're looking squarely at two pages.

22, we are in the jungle, the word of righteousness first, and what is this!

23, what's good about him? He can mend shoes. You will?

24, if you do not come back, I will hatch the egg to accompany me.

25, my legs, my 100 meters nine seconds five black hair legs ah!

26, rushed to work in the morning, to the company in a hurry to get off.

27, I am a very deep person, because I live in the basement.

28, God is fair, because he is not fair to everyone.

29, The whole body? Haha. I haven't had a full body since I was seven years old in the palace!

30, I like to have a picture, a picture of the forgettable, with the words of a look sleepy.

31, if one day I do not have money, then even 10086 will not care about me.

32, no, I and the egg must choose the same, how do you and the egg to fight it, I choose the egg.

33, when I am not a puppet has nothing to do with you? You have to take care of your own broken shoes!

34, from tomorrow onwards, be a happy person, feed the horse and chop wood, traveling around the world.

35, I have nothing to do, it is a special soft neck, peeping at other people's books practiced

36, you this is where to buy. Ground stalls, pirated drops, then the boss you will be upside down to him to practice two moves.

37, practiced with the practiced fight, do not fight with me. He is a professional, I am an amateur, he won me not honorable.

38, the new book on the market to see first, Dee cleverly break the case of incineration, Zhao's Orphan Green Hornet Warrior, non-one non-two flying bullets.

39, usually I am peeking at other people's books, this is my own buy, with the book is also attached to the Shushan sword spectrum it.

40, leaning on the mountain to eat the mountain, leaning on the water to eat the water, today's robbery, not allowed not to give, who wants to resist, let him see the ghost.

41, my sister has been stronger than me since I was a child, can write poems, will draw, proficient in ten addition and subtraction, elementary school also won the third prize in the paper-cutting competition.

42, the guys look at it (fish), the fish can not leave the water, you can not leave the boat, if you do not pay, you go into the water, the fish on the boat.

43, "A generation of heavenly pride", "two points of the world", "three worlds of wonder", "four seasons stage" TMD online games also play back-to-back?

The Great Laughing River and Lake classic quotes

1, usually I am peeking at other people's books, this one is my own buy, with the book is also attached to the Shushan sword spectrum it.

2, guys look at it (fish), the fish can not leave the water, you can not leave the boat, if you do not pay, you go into the water, the fish on the boat.

3, give you three seconds to think ...... "3,7,9......" (how can anyone count like that?).

4. If you've practiced, fight the practiced one, not me. He is a professional and I'm an amateur, and I'm not proud that he won.

5, boss, my first kiss is gone ...... haha

6, where did this book come from? ----- ground stalls to buy ----- pirated goods ---- inverted version? Then you square over to read two pages before you fuck with him.

7, the jungle is dangerous, can not be withdrawn.

8, my sister has been stronger than me since I was a child, can write poems, can draw, proficient in addition and subtraction within ten, elementary school also won the third prize in the paper-cutting competition (this is indeed very strong)

9, my legs, my 100 meters nine seconds and five of the black hair legs ah!

10, I have nothing to do, it is a special soft neck, peeping at other people's books practiced ......

11, "You where is the hand over, obviously hand over the foot!"

12, now is the advertising time.

13, we are in the jungle, the word of righteousness first, and what is this!

14, Hey, which unit?

15, to tell you the good news, we are robbing.

16, young people, May the force be )18, rely on the mountain to eat the mountain, rely on the water to eat the water, today's robbery, not allowed to not give, who want to resist, let him see the ghost.

19, don't be too reckless, nothing useful.

20, he recognized the book is to admit defeat!

21, are you young? It doesn't matter, in two years it will be old.

22, don't swear to me, I'm afraid you'll be struck by lightning! Classic quotes from WhalewaterBarSMS.com

23, I am a very deep person, because I live in the basement.

24, look at the fast running three, but not two enough.

25, God is fair, because he is not fair to everyone.

26, you can not buy a house, unless you level the mother-in-law.

27, the morning rush to work, to the company in a hurry to get off.

28, if one day I have no money, then even 10086 will not care about me.

29, "a generation of heavenly pride", "two parts of the world", "three worlds of wonder", "four seasons stage" ......TMD online games also play back-to-back?

30, insiders look at the doorway, travel to see the sidewalk.

1, usually I am peeking at other people's books, this is my own buy, with the book is also attached to the Shushan sword spectrum it.

2, guys look at it don't be too reckless, nothing useful! (This can also be so phonetic ha)

17, fell off the cliff warrior shouted: "I will be back!"

18, by the mountain to eat the mountain, by the water to eat the water, today's robbery, not allowed to do not give, who want to rebel, so that he will see the ghost.

19, don't be too reckless, nothing useful.

20, he recognized the book is to admit defeat!

21, are you young? It doesn't matter, in two years it will be old.

22, don't swear to me, I'm afraid you'll be struck by lightning! Classic quotes source: whalewaterbar SMS.com

23, I am a very deep person, because I live in the basement.

24, look at the fast running three, but not two enough.

25, God is fair, because he is not fair to everyone.

26, you can not buy a house, unless you level the mother-in-law.

27, the morning rush to work, to the company in a hurry to get off.

28, if one day I have no money, then even 10086 will not care about me.

29, "a generation of heavenly pride", "two parts of the world", "three worlds of wonder", "four seasons stage" ......TMD online games also play back-to-back?

30, insiders look at the doorway, travel to see the sidewalk. South~Been in the North~Drunk behind the toilet, pressed my leg on the train tracks, and kissed a fool. I've been to the mountains, I've fought tigers, I've practiced martial arts on the Shaolin Temple, I've been to the left of the Green Dragon, I've been to the right of the White Tiger, I've been to Clinton as a two-hundred-fifty, and I've been to Sakamoni to feed the tigers! I've danced on the pyramids and played drums on Jesus' head

I'm not a random person!

I'm not a casual person, but I'm not a person when I'm casual

Taking a bath is a blessing for the buttocks and a pain for the head; watching a movie is a blessing for the head and a pain for the buttocks, and listening to you is a pain for the head and the buttocks.

The brothers in the dormitory decided to implement the following punishment for the roommate: let him hold the pole plastered with advertisements of the old Chinese medicine, full of tears and full of deep emotion shouted: my disease is finally saved ah

People in the world floating, which can not bring a knife

I want to fall in love early, but it is already too late

God wants to make the people perish, it must be made crazy first; God wants to make the people mad, it must be made to buy a house. I'm not going to be able to do that.

I left eight honor, right eight shame, three representatives in the waist, a harmony in the chest, people block kill, Buddha block kill Buddha

Deacon's hand, dragged to feed the dog

I have always been regarded as handsome and money as dirt, and they have always looked at me this way

Money is not a problem, the problem is that there is no money

The incense burning may not necessarily be a monk, but also may be the

I'm drunk, I don't serve anyone, I just hold the wall

I'm like a fly on the glass, the future is bright, but I can't find a way out

Whoever says I'm white, skinny, and pretty ~ I'll be good friends with him

About thongs: before, take off your panties to see your butt; now, pull out your butt to see your panties ... ...

"What does it mean to be an optimist?" "This ...... is like a teapot, his ass is burning red and he's in the mood to whistle!"

The effect of contraception: if it does not work, it will be adult

Water is cut off during the day, electricity is cut off at night, wages can not be paid, can not afford to buy noodles, open the Deng Xuan to find the answer, it turns out to be the primary stage of socialism, turn to the end, holy shit, a hundred years of unchanged.

A friend of mine interned at Unicom, and one day, an old man approached me and said, "Give me a mobile card, okay?" Then my friend didn't even look up and said, "Master, someone's coming to smash the scene.