The Goddess and the Man
Actors: Jia Ling, Nigmaiti, Li Jing, Qu Ying, Sha Yi
Jia Ling: Dear audience friends, Happy New Year everyone! Xiaoni
Xiaoni: Jia Ling?
Audience: OK
Jia Ling: I just saw you on TV, you are so handsome
Little Ni: Where’s me?
Jia Ling: Very,,,,,,,
Xiao Ni: What do you mean?
Jia Ling: Even more handsome
Xiao Ni: That’s pretty much it
Xiao Ni: Just come when you’re here for the Chinese New Year
Jia Ling: I didn’t bring anything with me
Xiao Ni: Happy New Year to everyone
Jia Ling: It’s over
Xiao Ni: Perform a show
Jia Ling: Not prepared
Xiao Ni: You are not prepared either?
Xiao Ni: I just praised my grandpa so much
Jia Ling: Don’t be anxious, don’t be so anxious that you forgot to introduce me to everyone
Jia Ling: This This is the characteristic of our Xile Street. No preparation required. The director gives instructions and we act as they say
Xiao Ni: Oh, I understand. You play an art-loving person who always participates in talent shows, but you always can’t get selected because there are no men. My friend, I am an older leftover girl who is particularly persistent in love!
Jia Ling: Haha? Have you seen me?
Ni: I haven’t seen it?
Jia Ling: Then how do you know?
Xiao Ni: You’re talking about yourself
Jia Ling: Haha, it’s me, it’s me
Xiao Ni: Hey, can you let me direct it? Back to Happy Street?
Jia Ling: No problem
Xiao Ni: If you can let me be the director, I will definitely add more surprises and twists to the plot
Jia Ling: OK
Xiao Ni "Jia Ling": Let me guide a trip to Xile Street
Xiao Ni: Let's start
Xiao Ni: Jia Ling Ling went home happily
Xiao Ni: Turn on the TV
Xiao Ni: Sha Yi, Li Jing enters
Li Jing: Linger
< p>Jia Ling: BrotherSha: What are you doing?
Ling: Where are you watching TV?
Li: What program is it?
Ling: "Happy Street", look how beautiful Jia Ling is in it
Li: Oh, we are not sorry
Ling: It's okay< /p>
Xiao Ni: Jia Ling said she was happy ten times
Ling: Hahaha, I’m so happy, brother
You said you can’t think of people who are happy. Not even the heart can do it.
You said it’s a day when you’re happy, and it’s a day when you’re unhappy. Why are you unhappy and living an unhappy day? If you insist on being unhappy and living a happy day, how unhappy are you?
Li: Hey , what makes you so happy? You said it more than ten times in a row
Ling: Oh, do you need a reason to be happy?
Ni: I need a reason
Ling: Of course there is a reason. I am happy. Why?
Sha: Who are you asking?
Li: Think for yourself
Ling: I lost my wallet
Li: What’s so happy about losing my wallet
Ling : Haha, there is no money in it
Sha: Xiao Linger is so smart, she knows not to put money in the wallet
Sha: Where is the money?
Ling: Over there I didn’t let it go, I just didn’t let it go, there’s no money
Li: Tell me something really happy
Ling: Well, didn’t I participate in the draft some time ago? Once you choose, you will be eliminated. Once you choose, you will be eliminated. I have never even entered the audition. This time is different. I packaged myself and changed my direction. The result is
小尼 : Accident
Ling: I am a judge
Thanks to the audience for their support
Sha: The music stops
Ling: What are you doing? ?
Sha: That’s nonsense
Sha: Participating in the draft every day is all about eating, what about running for food?
Li: Dad, where are you going to eat?
Sha: How to eat today
Li: Eat during the seven days of Chinese New Year
Sha: There is another one with a particularly long name, what is it called?
Ling: Thank God the meal is here
Li: Look
Li: We have so many good programs, why don’t we choose some high-quality ones?
Ling: What are you doing?
Li: Singing Contest
Ling: My voice is bad
Sha: Dance Contest
Ling: My legs are bad
Li: Knowledge Contest
Ling: Brain is bad
Sha: Host Contest
Ling: Mouth is bad
Sha: Model Contest
Ling: Neither can do it
Sha and Li: You are really good at it
Ling: Why didn’t I find you two?
Xiao Ni: Affectionate
Ling: Ling is so annoying, brother, I am almost thirty this year, I have no job, and no partner. Sometimes I think about it and I feel very lost
Xiao Ni ;You two comfort her
Li: Ling'er, we can't be so pessimistic about life. We have to look forward. There are always many good things in life
Sha: Yes, let’s sort out the unsatisfactory things one by one and solve them one by one!
Ling: OK
Sha Yi: First, you don’t have a boyfriend
Ling: How to solve it?
Sha Yi: You have no job
Ling: How to solve it?
Xiao Ni: Go to a person with temperament
Sha Yi: For example, brother
Xiao Ni: Go to Qu Yinger
Li Jing: Did you see it? This is called temperament. Temperament is about coming from the inside out. Different people have different temperaments. This is the temperament of a goddess.
Sha Yi: This is the air bag of a female man
Jia Ling: No more competition, no more competition, no more competition. She is a model. Can I win in the catwalk competition with her?
Sha Yi: Then how can you compare with others?
Jia Ling: Competing with words
Xiao Ni: Comparing in a new form
Together: goddess and tomboy!
Jia Ling and Qu Ying: the goddess and the tomboy, the goddess and the tomboy
Qu Ying: I have big eyes, a small mouth, a straight nose, long legs and S-shaped arms. My name is Qu Ying.
Jia Ling: I have arms and legs, a nose and a mouth. My name is Jia Ling
Jia Ling and Qu Ying: goddess and man, goddess and woman Man
Qu Ying: I'm pretty, and a group of boys hugging me is very embarrassing
Jia Ling: I'm heartless, and a group of boys hugging me to break up with me Wrist
Jia Ling and Qu Ying: the goddess and the tomboy
Jia Ling: I have never lost in my life
Jia Ling and Qu Ying: the goddess and the tomboy , Goddess and Female Man
Qu Ying: I posted a message in the circle of friends saying that I was heartbroken. Some people comforted others.
Sympathy is still annoying
Jia Ling: I posted a message in the circle of friends saying that I am heartbroken, no one comforts me, no one sympathizes, a group of likes
Jia Ling and Qu Ying: goddesses And a tomboy
Jia Ling: I will marry anyone who likes it
Jia Ling and Qu Ying: a goddess and a tomboy, a goddess and a tomboy
Qu Ying : My boyfriend and I went to eat and he fed me, which made me embarrassed
Jia Ling: My boyfriend and I went to eat, and I finished eating before I was fed
Jia Ling and Qu Ying: goddesses A man with a woman
Jia Ling: Can you still eat your share?
Jia Ling and Qu Ying: the goddess and the tomboy, the goddess and the tomboy
Xiao Ni: Announce the results!
Sha Yi: The goddess completely defeats the female man
Xiao Ni: Reversal!
Sha Yi: There is a goddess
Jia Ling: Am I a goddess?
Qu Ying: Am I a tomboy?
Jia Ling: I am a goddess. Can you give me any reason?
Sha Yi: What’s the reason for finally winning?
Xiao Ni: There’s a reason
Sha Yi: There’s a reason. Look at those steps just now Yes, breaking away from the shackles of traditional concepts. Get up where others fell. Just lie down where you fell. This little Fu'er spirit breaks the attachment to the goddess. Concept
Jia Ling: I feel like there is not a big difference between me and her
Sha Yi: Brother, can you listen to me?
Li Jing: What’s the difference? What size clothes do you wear?
Qu Ying: 175
Li Jing: What about you?
Jia Ling: 175
Li Jing: Same, let’s talk about the legs again. Although she beats you in length, you surpassed her in width. She is an inch longer and an inch stronger, you are an inch thicker and an inch blessed.
Qu Ying: How many inches is that?
Li Jing: How much blessing is that?
Jia Ling: I don’t believe this at all
Sha, Qu, and Li: Who believes it
Li Jing: I feel so sorry
Little Ni: You all believe it!
Together: We all believe
Jia Ling: Ah, I am a goddess, I want to be famous, I need a team to help me
Sha, Qu , Li Yiyi: Let me help you!
Li Jing: What are you missing?
Jia Ling: I need an agent.
Extended information:
The character setting in the sketch program continues the popular CCTV variety show "Happy Street", with Jia Ling still playing the role of an older leftover girl with no money and no partner. She still loves to participate in various programs, and they are all foodie programs, such as "Run, Foodie", "How to Eat Today", and "Thank God the Rice is Here".
After being scolded by Li Jing and Sha Yi, the "righteous" Xiao Ni (Nick Matt) transformed into an ordering director and began to add more surprises and reversals to the plot. Xiao Ni's first instruction was to ask Jia Ling to say "happy" ten times. Jia Ling cleverly used jokes such as "Why don't you live an unhappy day happily?" and successfully passed the test.
After that, Li Jing and Sha Yi began to be asked to use various languages ????to sensationalize and motivate Jia Ling. Later, Qu Ying came on stage to teach Jia Ling how to become a goddess.
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