2, you are thin when you accidentally walked into my heart and now grow fat stuck in it can not come out
3, no health insurance and life insurance, do not see after dark
4, do not love the people have been entangled, and love each other can not be together
5, to my future mother-in-law a bad review, shipping is too slow!
6, the people in the wall want to come out, the people outside the wall want to go in, I stood on the wall and looked around.
7, steal a person's idea is plagiarism, steal a lot of people's ideas is research.
8, eat, I want, thin, also I want, the two can not get both, I have a go also.
9, you scolded me ugly, there are people who love my ugly look.
10, now the girl needs is not a prince, but can assist in mathematics and science and chemistry of the schoolboy god.
11, others say I look naturally inspirational.
12, there is always a kind of selfless people in the world, they would rather make themselves unhappy, but also to make others unhappy.
13, seriously doubt that the moon old man took my red rope to weave pants.
14, a buddy next door to the new moved to a foreigner, one night the foreigner knocked on the door for help, said: my TV is broken, can not change the station. This buddy looked down at the table, very calmly said: after seven thirty on the good
15, too long did not touch the pen now I write homework has a kind of Emperor approved the feeling of the zhangzhang
16, I have high requirements for bedding, you are my most satisfied.
17, either endure, or cruel
18, I'm not afraid to drink dichlorvos, I'm afraid to think: another bottle.
19, I did not say that you do not want to face, I am saying that the shameless are you like this.
20, high value people tend not to care about such things as achievements.
21, this morning saw a girl wearing a low-cut dress while walking on the side of the road to play with the phone, I said that the girl in front of the ditch is quite deep ah, the girl covered her chest and said hooligans, and then, fell into the ditch
22, absolutely do not offend the blue out of the翔, or this is the consequences of your
23, June, I have to be good to save money, go to bed early, get up early, nothing to do to run a run. By the way, also have to change my stinky temper, if I can not do I will send again in July.
24, you better choose to show love at noon, know why? Because sooner or later there will be retribution.
25, something is a low level of happiness, nothing is a high level of happiness.
26, and then tired and then bitter when they are two hundred and fifty-five and then difficult and then dangerous when they are two skin face.
27, I'm single because the fairy can not fall in love with mortals, this will violate the rules of the sky.
28, someone chasing you is not necessarily because you look how beautiful, but look at you within the slutty kind of think you must be good bubble,
29, we can endure a few days, I'm practicing archery, after a few days on the heat
30, said together to the white head, but you secretly baked the oil.
31, the typical sign of a single is a traffic package is gone, call package is still left half.
32, math is very interesting, interesting to what extent? Since I learned math, I feel that even living is not interesting.
33, I believe that there is the moon as proof of our love will be unchanged for a long time, I will not leave you like the moon will not leave the earth.
34. The attitude of far and near always makes me suffer.
35, the day changed is to rain; people changed is to change heart.
36, very much in love with you just can't say anymore you are not in the single has no longer love me
37, between the girls why so catty, anyway, after a few decades we all have to dance together.