A paragraph written in the title of the book, requiring coherent meaning, the more words the better, the funnier the content the better

It was a sunny day when Jay's "mother", "Lovely Woman", was scraping her eyelashes on the roof with a pair of knives, when a tornado struck, followed by a blue storm, which blew the hairs away, and Jay said goodbye to his grandmother, who had snowy hair, and chased the hairs along the trajectory of the hairs. He first took a train to Prague Square, where he saw a little blacksmith from Milan wearing a black sweater feeding a snail to an old Indian turtle dove, who signaled to him that this was his turf and to stay away from Mao. Jay then took a broken fast "disintegration" of the Dongfeng brand car "all the way north" "drift" to "Istanbul", who knows that the car is "Shanghai 1943" year of manufacture, the car in the middle of the road "stranded", the wheels flew into the "Coral Sea", Jay cursed the "Dongfeng broken" car. He had to walk, walked to the "quiet" William Castle, but saw the dead for many years, "Huo Yuanjia" in the side of the "grandfather brewed tea" while taking "big head stickers", Jielen felt very horrible, said "sorry" and ran, Yuanjia chased after him, Jielen prayed in the name of the Father, may God, "you hear me". The Winds of Summer blow slowly, and a migratory bird flies through the starry sky, in what seems to be a Last Battle. Yuanjia threw a Dragon Fist, and Jie Lun used his Nunchucks to take it, his pain was only known by his tears. Yuanjia was sent flying to the terraces planted by Fang Wenshan's family, so he took out his Romantic Cell Phone and tried to call the Orc, who was covered with scales, to help him, but he couldn't open his mouth because he loved to save face. At this time, Fang Wenshan passed by the old man's house, his predecessor was a "general" in the era of "Chaotic Dance Spring and Autumn", now he just wants to "go back in time", and tell the army to "split" the people who destroyed his family's rice paddies, Yuanjia took out a few "malt candies" and said to Wenshan: "Come on, my brother will give you candies, as long as you and Jielen have "bullfighting"." Jay then said: ''Wenshan old brother, remember? When we were young, we fell asleep listening to our mom humming the same tune. In that season of maple, you fell off the cliff of love for the flower of your class. During the garden party, I played Chopin's Nocturne for you on a guitar with broken strings, and picked a lot of seven-leaf cloves and drew a picture of your love for you to give to him, and you fell in love simply, and your love continued. It lasted until now. This "clock in the opposite direction" witnessed our "perfectionist" relationship, do you still want to help him? Wen Shan also thought about it, if he helped Yuanjia, it would bring about "stopping the war", so he found an "excuse" and ran away, Yuanjia called him a "coward", Jie Lun said to Yuanjia: ''You're now "surrounded by enemies", don't do the "Beast of the Beast" anymore, as long as you come home every day and call me "Dad, I'm coming", then I won't kill you."" You don't want black humor, I'm a ninja and I'd rather die than give in." And then he killed himself. The world is coming to an end, and those hairs are in the Peninsula Box!