Two. If you like a handsome guy, please don't take immediate action, you should first get to know him slowly, and soon you will realize that his friends are even more handsome.
three. On the day of the tenth wedding anniversary, the wife fondly said to her husband, "Dear, talk about your feelings in these ten years." The husband let out a long sigh and said, "Marriage is risky, be careful with the license!"
Four. If a friend you've been chatting with online suddenly ignores you, then you need to reflect on whether you've been posting selfies online.
v. Forgive me for dressing up, water pen in hand, frowning and writing hard just to help the school bully pad his way through.
6. Of course people who are better than me have to work harder than me. Otherwise what makes them better than me?
7. Everyone says I'm single. It's funny, we are all the same, who can have a double body? Even Nezha's three heads and six arms are just one body!
8. The old lady on the bus was afraid to sit on the bus stop, every stop must ask. The car to a stop she repeatedly stabbed the driver with an umbrella: "Is this the exhibition center?" "No, this is the rib!"
9. In fact, ancient people are quite optimistic. A bit of free time are thinking about how to live forever; modern people are busy with the day's work, quietly paralyzed in bed, the heart only four words: do not want to live!
Ten. Hungry, go downstairs to buy some food, and shouted at the boss: to wrap the cage. The boss probably did not react back: cage to what filling.
11. My friends say I'm a famous musician. Because every time I go out to karaoke, they are singing other people's tunes, only I myself is live music!
12. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death. Instead, I stand in front of my future mother-in-law, but can only call her auntie.
thirteen. My friend cried to me and said that she often fell out of love because she was too poor. I immediately despaired of this society: the same is poor, why can he have a girlfriend?
XIV. I don't know, but when people tell me, "The earth still turns when you're dead," I feel like the earth is holding on.
Fifteen. I just gave myself a divination, five elements lack of room, life lack of land, card lack of money, love lack of love, pinch a finger to count, this divination is really accurate, in addition to the pain of no one, where all the pain.
15. Recently. Our neighborhood ama in order not to affect the neighborhood residents, invented with Bluetooth headset square dance, last night downstairs to buy things, found the square a silence, dozens of ama with a smile, dancing, I go, more than before the scare, the whole I have been several nights did not go out of the door!
XVII. A month before the exam, my signature is "things in the people"; a week before the exam, changed to "everything as it happens"; after the exam, the signature is "participation".
Eighteen. The same word means different things to different people. For example, the rich man's Dink is called Dink, the poor man's Dink is called cut off.
XIX. If you post a selfie, someone is bound to say it's ugly very nonchalantly. But if you just keep posting it, every day, no one will say that anymore, because they've already deleted you.
Twenty. Don't ask me how I'm doing, it's not like you don't have my paypal.
xxi. When I was a kid, I always heard people say to me, "It's okay if you don't look good now, you'll look good in a few years when you grow up." Ten years have passed, I did not grow open, but want to open.
22. I went to a driving school to practice. The instructor said, "Don't be nervous, relax!" before others got in the car. I get on the car before the coach said: "Everyone quickly dodge, away from it!"
Twenty-three. Son: "Dad, is there a horror book to read?" Dad: Yes, dad read 20 years ago, now look still feel horror. "Son curious:" What book is it? "Dad said very seriously:" marriage certificate!
Twenty-four. Losing weight is the most anti-human thing in the world, do not eat hungry and want to hit people, eat and want to hit themselves.
XXV. Today from work on the bus, a little more people, an older woman a little motion sickness on the window open a little, next to an older woman is very fierce, said I can not blow the wind, bang on the window closed. Classic came, previously opened the window of the angry mom said: you are ashes ah! A blow will be scattered?
Twenty-six. I wish, when I received a red packet on New Year's Day. Inside written "another package"
Twenty-seven. White shirts are easy to yellow, general laundry detergent is difficult to wash off, many people for this and a headache. Here to teach you a little trick: before washing white shirts, take some painkillers, headache is not so painful.